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>>16188978He's just like me.
>>16188978hes 50
Time to shave it off and turn heel. Dimes?
>>16188978Bald Male John
>>16189002If you think bald heel Cena is dimes give me a HELL YEAH!
>>16188978Fraid so.
>>16188978BRRRRRRRR SHAVE IT OFF!YOUR HAIR IS THERE, BUT MINE IS GONE (Gone, gone)YOU CAN'T SEE IT, MY HAIR IS GONE (gone, gone)IT'S A BALD SPOT, AND IT'S SHINING NOW (now, now)YOU CAN SEE IT, IT'S SHINING NOW (now, now)
>>16188978>get a haircut>barber shows me hair in mirror>see a small spot>start panickingIt’s over.
>>16188978>Has incredibly short hair for most of his career >Decided at 50 when you have a giant bald spot to grow it out
>>16189023these dubs say hell yeah
You guys think the dating life of this tall, jacked, millionaire will be affected by his baldness?
>>16188978>YOU CANT SEE ME HAIR
>>16189124Every women hes been with has left him
>>16189032>IT'S A BALD SPOT, AND IT'S SHINING NOW
>>16189032In case you forgot, or missed the spot, I’m still slick, no stray locksMy hairline stacked back, no spray can stop the fade’s dropThe bald king’s doing big business, I own thisIt’s automatic I shave it, so you hear that razor hissA smooth dome and I stay on top, I’m rocking‘Cause I’m blitzin’ all you curls with a sheen that’s shockingAin’t no way you greasin’ me, kid, I’m smooth as steelPlus I keep it on wax like I’m part of the dealI’m glistening, the crown that keeps on winnin’Got the whole block staring at the glare I’m givin’But, they’re wishin’ for waves they can’t saveCatch your boy holding tight to the smooth shaveI got my chrome polished, I brush the scalp like ColgateIn any weather, it’s never better, your boy is so sleekYou’ll never see me with a comb or techniqueAnd if they laugh, let ‘em laugh, I keep their wigs on the runLay your brush down, it’s the bald head that won!
>>16189268KEK BALDBROS BTFO
>>16189111Because it's easier to cover it up with longer hair.
>>16188978>KAWB
>>16188978>>16189002
>>16189032>>16189268
>>16188978>Fin-Min bros...?
>>16188978The fact that he doesnt get a surgery or whatever even though he's close to a billionaire is pretty based
>>16188978KWABB
It's incredibly based that he's not bogging himself to fix it like everyone elseI respect this dude way more because of this. It actually made me a fan.
