Post wrestlers that are literally (You)
>>16206938
in the package department
>>16206938No, Festus is literally based on Jesse (Ray Gordy)'s IRL father, Terry Gordy, who tarded himself with pharmaceuticals on a long flight to japan, but remained a wrestling savant although with a severely diminished capacity from his peak.
>>16206938Everybody hates me
I’m OCD (One Cool Dude)
>>16206938Reminder that the kayfabe explanation for Festus' retardation was a crippling painkiller addiction
>>16208778and CM Punk saved himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOVHd_AJk6M
>>16206938I am not as fat yet and I don't gore people, otherwise literally me
>>16206972legit the ugliest bitch in pro wrestling today
>>16206938I really wonder what the Festus pitch must’ve sounded like when they made it to Gallows.Like okay pal here’s the gimmick. We want you to be fucking retarded.
>>16208897What a grim snack plate. I don't eat great but goddamn, no to that.
>>16206954kek
>>16206938How the fuck did you get my selfie
>>16206938orangecassidy.jpg because i can't be bothered to put the effort in to go save and post a picture
>>16211357wtf
>>16206938>>16208778>>16209515Vince is such an absolute dick. You can't tell me teaming Terry Gordy's son with his retard father's proxy isn't classic McMahon fuckery
I'm from the meanest streets, 2 real 4 u
>>16213781My Wigger!
>>16213781Sup Conrad
>>16206938I think there’s a better-than-zero chance this was actually posted by Gallows
Someone please post that video game gif of Steve Austin beating Derba so I can reply "me"
>>16215990
>>16216113Me
>>16206996Delusional
>>16207032You're a Jewish mtof?
