Vote Kairi/Cheese 2024!Presidential Pirate Edition(Well... /arrrrgirls/ did not win the tag titles but they were over BIGLY in Saudi Arabia despite being women. Iyo is new number one contender so we have to support her in her battle with the walking STD Liv Whoregan and the Big Chalupa Raquel! Those 2 nefarious skanks will no doubt stop at nothing to screw Iyo over so the pirate princess will have to be on high alert as we sail towards the next adventure!)Previous: >>16167606Kairi sings the anti-blues:https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-shareTheme of Kairi's Krew:https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09Socials:https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/https://x.com/kairi_official
>>16217289No shiny catsuit pirate bums?
>>16217289Kairi and Cheese would make America kawaii again
>>16217289pancake butt
>>16217289Kairi looks ready for pumpkin spice season.
POST KAIRI PITS
>>16217289>Lady suit kairiNew fetish unlocked
gotta make sure this stays up once election results roll in because you KNOW the board will be spammed with Batista/Taker/Hulk threads
>>16217289Just came back from casting my vote for Kairi/Cheese 2024.
>>16217289This proves Goku is the GOAT
Can somebody make an election map for Kairi like that one with Jeb?
>>16217289https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S89iDERu-gA
>>16217801Well done! We got this one in the bag! Drumpf and Poojeeta BTFO
>>16217289https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SQYvzArsJA
>>16217289https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai_x3eC1CGk
>>16217289https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTITFIGb88M
>>16217886
>>16217878that's actually not a bad recovery. the celebration was unnecessary, tho.
>>16217924She was probably relieved she didn't come out of that with a busted cunt.
>>16217289I'm 90% sure this bitch is retarded by the way she's behaving in the ring and outside
>>16217289Hot
>>16217878>>16217881>>16217884>>16217886Thanks for the webm's anon. Ain't she just the best? You know what sucks about being a Kairichad? NOTHING!
>>16217289What are her policies gonna be?
>>16218374Piracy is legalised but will be referred to as 'privateering'Anti's are to be summarily executed without trialKairi guaranteed to get at least 30 min of screen time each weekStatue of Kairi and Cheese to be built in DC.
>new kairi thread
>>16218482real life anime girl
It's time to declare our victory, folks. Kairi has won the presidency. /arrrr/ has won the board. Joshi supremacy in a clean sweep. Unfortunately our Pirate queen took a celebratory sip of champagne and has retired for the night. But vice president elect Cheese has given thanks to /arrrr/ for our hard work during the campaign. He was quoted as saying "Kairi and /arrrr/ fkn rock lol".
>>16218482Dat thigh gap though
>>16218445the cutest botch of all time
Kairi's completely hairless body
>>16219465she got some hair, eyebrows and eyelashes though
>>16217289>kairi wears orange>orange man gets electedcoincidence?
>>16218909based
>>16220264>>16220268god I wish she'd hit a shoot elbow on me
>>16217289built for it
>>16217289Fashionable qt
>>16220268GIWTWM
Built for Asuka.
Kairi is funny.
>>16220831this duo is DIMES. i kinda hope that whenever asuka comes back shes the one that is single and they keep sky pirates as a tag team for a while longer
>>16217289Her as a baby face singles competitor like NXT would go so hard, her and Iyo need to feud at some point
>>16220264Is that Sareee laughing on the apron portraying Io?
>>16220841by the time asuka comes back iyo will be women's world champion and kairi will be in the women's midcard singles title scene
>>16220831GOAT hypewoman/ringside second
>>16217886>>16217891Oh, that's why she haven't had a match with Nia since
>>16220268IT'S THE FLYIN HOJO MAGGLE LOOK AT HER GO HAHA
KAIRI UPDATED HER FANSNET FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS LET'S GO
>>16222215No KAIRIChan TV?
>>16222327It was not mentioned unfortunately
>>16222215og neat a pic of her with Lyra
>>16222215is that a shoot eagle
>>16223188A hawk. Kairi went on a hawk-tour. She put her arm out and it sat on that thang.
>>16223451
>>16223451KEK
>>16222397Very comprehensive update. Good to know Kairi is feeling more comfortable with English. Hope she has success improving her KD ratio.
>>16217289
>>16222397god damn shes so cute bros
>>16222215Beast master KAIRI tames yet another one
>>16223451based
Hi-ya!
>>16223836The beasties love her. Especially the high-flyers
>>16222215Toes
>>16224328effortlessly cute
>>16223896MASTER OF KAIRATEAND FRIENDSHIP!FOR EVERYONE
I want Kairi to...
>>16225074Show me how hairless her body is
>>16225074Hold my hand as we walk on the beach at sunset.
>>16222215Kairi loves the Big White Birb
REMINDER that /arrrrgirls/ are dangerously based and definitely SAY THAT WORD BROTHER
>>16225805LOL what a cute tantrum
>>16225817Is that why the Kabuki Kommunity Krew beatdowns on Bianca were always so kino?
>>16224736How come Hunter doesn't have the commentary team talk about Kairi having a part in the Mayu movie?
She's listed on IMDB as Kairi Hôjôhttps://www.imdb.com/name/nm6172452/They stole our meme of putting weird Os in her last name
>>16226350for me it's Höjø
>>16226289they did not even acknowledge iyo's match on marigold or tavion heights and josh briggs going to noah
>>16226632plus that Zayda Steel chick they've signed to the ID thing was listed as being "recruited from CZW" on the announcement graphic. No mention at all of Marigold despite that being where they must have seen her, realistically.
Kairi is over down under
>>16225074win the belt
>>16226632i am pretty sure vic on commentary said something about tavion being in japan after he returned. maybe it was mentioned in a backstage promo, something like that.
>>16226289How big was Kairi's part in Runaway Wrestler? Did she get many lines? Was she playing herself?
>>16225817It's why they stiff all Nigerus they fight against.
>>16226832It was a backstage segment when he reunited with Regal's son's group. They didn't mention NOAH though, just said Japan. I think they did the same with Josh Briggs when he came back.
>>16225817>>16226859The Natsupoirate Princess deserves some credit here too.
>>16225074put on more kawaii performances like Blue Starboard
>>16225805Well, looks like the rumors are true, Kairi is in fact a real life anime girl
Long live Kairi! Long live piracy!
>>16227398>>16227502We deserve a Kairi album and anime.
K41r1
>>16227502LOT of compelling evidence supporting this
so comfy since the new spam measures have been put on 4chan. we really winnin' pirate mates
Kairi's faces here she's so funny I love her
>>16229225To be fair /arrrr/ never had many trolls to begin with. It's always been a safety bunker.
>>16229305I like how she grabs onto the weave and remembers that it will come off if she isn't careful.
Họjö
>>16217289That's someone's mother
>>16230449no that's Asuka
>>16230474Wish she would STEP on me
Bump
>>16230591Oh God dirty foot Kairi is HOT!
the women's united states championship title has just been announced on smackdownif they introduce a complimentary IC belt for raw, i would like to see kairi win it
>>16232070Cole said its for both brands
>>16232072that sucks. well maybe when both shows are at 3 hours, they can put a second belt in. the current top women's belts were introduced a few months apart from one another.
>>16231372that's shopped pic of younger Kana ya dummy, not Kairi.
>>16232187Ohh wow she really looked like Kairi with that hair. Dirty foot Kana is HOT!
>>16232238Young kana was 10/10
>>16232187holy bazoobers
>>16232187What was the context of this picture?
>>16232804Major boobage
>>16233071If given a choice, this is how I would prefer to die.
kairi paizuri
>>16233071It cannot not smell amazing in there
>>16232070>>16232072>>16232076I bet they are going to put it on a jogger like naomi
>>16233516want to slap the belly to see bigger wobbles
Hojo kool
pancake butt
>>16227398
Real life anime girl.
Sane
>>16235669Kairi wants some of that bear meat just like I do.
Kaori Housako
>>16236011Yet another beast tamed. Beast tamer Kairi grows stronger every single day.
Built for Iyo?
>>16232321boy she was somethin else alright
>>16225817
>>16233341it will 100% be a DEI belt to shut up twitter retards
>>16236758Kairi-chan supports Hoganesque ideologies!
>>16233071*SNIFFFFFFFFFFF*
>>16236011can't believe she's just stroking her pussy out in public like that.
Hardcore Kairi
>>16235669Sky Pirates be chompin bitches
>>16238445Why'd she do it to Asuka tho
Kairee Sayne
>>16238675Asuka called Iyo a baka baka baka baka BAAAKKKAAA. She kinda had it coming.
Guys...I have a secret but you gotta promise not to tell /Kabuki/ Klub.You know how Asuka had a bunch of stuff stolen from her house? The culprit was none other than Kairi - The Porch Pirate Princess! She pilfered a nice Gucci handbag and an Nvidia RTX 6000. Long live piracy!
>>16239502Good grief, this is truly scandalous
>>16239502shocking if true
>>16239502Did Kairi really..?
>>16240692
>>16241003Get yourself someone the way Asuka looks at Kairi
K. S.
>>16239502>blaming three random youths for the theft instead of your bestie and tag team partner that you caught redhanded.Asuka loves Kairi too much to let the cops know who the real culprit is because she can't imagine her life without Kairi and is scared and saddened about that possibility and that's why she didn't drop the dime on her.
>>16225817are you saying Kairi and IYO voted red?
>>16241760IYO can't vote (convicted felon)
.
>>16242262This seems like a new form of JAV.
>>16242343Based.
>>16241633Asuka appreciated Kairi's audacity and all is now forgiven. She even let Kairi keep the Gucci! Will the Porch Pirate Princess strike again? Time will tell.
>>16242720*you have unlocked a new fetish*
>Kairi deports Zelina from the battle royale with her improved cutlass, now called 'the red wave'
>>16243321I heard they also call that move ICE.
>>16242682>>16243844at least give us an insane el-bump
>>16243321>>16243645'spinning wet back-fist'
>get fingerblasted by KairiWhat do though?
>>16244076avoid sitting down for a while
>>16243321>>16243645first punch>go backu to mexicoZelina stumbles >I'm Purto Rican not Mexican, besides I was born in queens new yo-Kairi hits her with the cutlass >andu taku your deadu dadu withu you
>the deportation rock
>>16244369LOL what a merciless pirate. Sent her straight down to Davey Jones' locker.
>>16244076Contemplate seppuku
https://www.tiktok.com/@arale.wwe/video/6990735371042704646?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcAin't nobody tougher than Doku
My ex girlfriend looked a lot like kairi and they're essentially the same person in my mind to the extent that last night I had a dream about them as one person. I might shoot kill myself bros.
>>16245226If your ex was even half as hot as Kairi, then you should be proud of yourself for such a conquest. Channel your power level into pulling another Asian cutie...there's a couple billion more out there.
>>16245226I hear ya bro. The unattainable perfection of Kairi can be intoxicating. Consider going cold turkey. Impose a total Kairi ban upon yourself. Only fap to bimbos like Tiffy for a while. If problems persist, consult a doctor.
>>16245163mmmmmmmm Doku was next level badass
>>16246582>"ooh ya hey there Gary, so where's ya friend Lio ?"
>>16245226Post pics of the ex or you're a liar
>>16246582you just know
>>16246582Otis gets all the women. He can't keep getting away with it.
>>16245296>there's a couple billion more out there.Not sure if I should make fun of you for your retardation, or admire you for your boundless optimism.
>>16246582did they?
>the Yamaguchi Prefecture Rattlesnake Stone Cold Kairi Sanehttps://x.com/NeitroV/status/1853104841767456861?t=1xzWrRIXQu8d_YtcqTCt-g&s=19
>>16247812>https://x.com/NeitroV/status/1853104841767456861?t=1xzWrRIXQu8d_YtcqTCt-g&s=19kek I saw this earlier, fantastic edit
>>16247812OH H*CK YEAH
>>16247812>>16248129There is a segment of this vid where it looks like Kairi is flipping both middle fingers, Austin style Did this really happen?
THE FEELING. IS. BACK.
>>16248875>>16249108>>16249126>>16249144>>16249160>>16249182>>16249197>>16249204>>16249217>>16249237Sweet! Thanks for the webms
I didn't realize how much I had missed Dacutiepie. Long live Damage CTRL!
>>16249237Dakota must have been so wet being between those times sexpots
Is she ready for a solo title shot?
>>16249867No lol
Iyo has removed all of her body hair out of personal preference. Kairi has removed all of her body hair for sexual pleasure
>>16249888Digits confirm. Who are you to be so wise in the lore of the smooth pirates?
>>16249867she should be a top contender for the women's US belt. if it was up to me i'd give it to either her or chelsea.
>>16249867Been ready but I really don't think Kairi cares about mark activities like winning belts
>>16249888Kairi does come across as a closet slut. Love that about her
Ho jo
Kairichads... Iyo has deserted us. She has joined forces with the weave wearing watermelon worshippers... knowing that Kairi would be left with no place at wargames.I don't know how to feel about this. On one hand, the Kairi/Jade futa webm was super hot. But on the other hand...I don't appreciate Iyo consorting with nigeru.
>>16250910iyo's true colors will show through eventually and she'll get demoted back down to kairi's friend again
>>16250910>>16250961Iyo is playing some 4d shogi here. She will be the wedge that drives Bianca & Jade apart, leaving their titles vulnerable to the Sky Pirates.
>>16250910It's the same as Cody teaming up with Reigns, a huge betrayal after all they've been through with the kweenz.. the Kairi/Jade futa webm was and STILL is super hot though.
>>16249867If they unveil a women's IC title Kairi should be the first champion.
>>16251290Would be based, they should bring back the treasure chest for it
>>16249182badass
>>16251245Iyo could have chosen to be based like Seth and just shot down the desperate overtures of both Wargames teams. But instead, she enthusiastically ran down to help out and dance with her supposed enemies. The same despicable kweenz who picked a fight with Kairi when she had a busted eye. Ain't right.
>>16251245>>16251507Remember in kayfabe Damage CTRL are shoot crazy people, they just do whatever entertains themselves at the time, it's not that different to when Asuka joined, even though they'd all been feuding recently too
Insane EL-BUMP
page nine
>>16252826more liek page NEIN amirite
>>16250674kairi doesn't know what sex is, you israeli
>>16250910its a swerve, Kairi and Poi are going to come out with steel chairs
>>16251676Asuka joined Damage CTRL in kayfabe because she likes Kairi. a lot of IYO and Asuka's motivation since last crown jewel was that they love and want to protect kairi
>>16251507>Iyo could have chosen to be based like Seth>he doesn't know
>>16248875this might be among the greatest webms of all time
>>16253288based macguffin kairi
>>16248875You can really tell that Kairi loves Dakota
>>16253581>>16248875I wish I had a cute woman like Kairi showed me that amount of love and affection.
>>16248875I'm suspicious of that side eye Dacutie gives Kairi at the end. She better know her role.
>>16218445holy cute
Damage CTRL does go back after all
>>16253671She's probably seething cos she totally missed Kairi trying to kiss her.I know I would be..........
>>16253724I wish Jungle Kyona could've been part of Damage CTRL. She could even be their English interpreter if Dakota was never paired with them, or turns on them for that matter..
>>16253724who is the blonde?
Very sexual player
Kairi is at such a weird power level in Kayfabe. she is clearly stronger than basically all of the jobber tier wrestlers but gets destroyed by the main eventers and is only ever allowed to fight main eventers that she loses to 1 on 1.
>>16253961cute!
>>16254086Little fish in the big pond. Kairi loses to Lyra but then pins the champ Liv in a dark match. It's always a wild ride with Kairichan...
>>16253897Kellie Skater.
So that one asian camwhore who you have seen because she has nudes with a trump hat and a confederate flag (pretty sure she is russian based on her accent and she has vids with a blonde girl a lot) has a vid of her as Kairi
>>16254837Lol Kairi is truly a cosplay inspiration. What's this camwhores name?
>>16255117Don't hit the reverse google search for this image. she also did 2 asuaka vids
>>16255131Doing God's work, anon
>>16254086She is pretty much the Ludwig Kaiser of the fem division. Just there to make IYO look good. Her power level is whatever it needs to be to make that happen.
>>16217289How do I explain to normies watching Crown Jewel with me that Kairi is a good wrestler? She just had a really bad botch, everyone is laughing and want to see the black women wrestle instead. How do I respond without sounding pissed?
>>16255715Call them all filthy niggerlovers for liking black wrestlers, smack one of them across the face, then shout Tenno Heiki Banzai.They will understand your reasoning.
>>16254086wow... you could say she's in the middle of the card in terms of strength... i wonder if there's a word for this?
Kairi has the zoomies!
>>16255131erm...
>>16256025Obligatory acknowledgement of ref-shirt guy.
How do you anons react if it's you they're point at?
>>16256025more like the coomies
>>16256624>ooooohhhh looku dat white boy...sugoi!>who me?
>>16256580thick as thieves those scallywags
>>16256947I love these two
/arrrr/ is on page 4 with the post before mine now being 35 min ago. But there is some random Sky Pirates thread on page 5 and the last post was 8 hrs ago. lol.
>>16257186I bumped it! Hopefully I didn't ruin its mojo in doing so. Look at the time between those posts... 8hrs 16 min. And only page 5. Outrageous! I think we should all support this mysteriously unbumpable Sky Pirates thread.
>>16257186I felt like I was going schizo with how quickly /arrrr/ seems to drop to page 4+
>>16257228*unslidable Sky Pirates thread. Why I just bumped it myself of course!
>>16257230You're right... There's some sort of carny shenanigans working against us here at /arrrr/. Denying us our rightful place at the top of the board. Makes me sick. Makes me mad.
Pirate Princess.
>>16256947I want these wenches to walk my plan, if you know what I mean.
Sliding BUMP
>>16255697sounds a bit grim when you put it like that but then again kaiser is dimes incarnate so its kinda based
>>16257285Kairi with that colour hair looks a lot like young Kana with similar hairstyle;
>>16259910Big Drama Players
Space Pirates
>>16259910fuckin KEK>selling shoot dying;>makes sure to go out kawaiiYa just gotta love the Hójster
>>16259910kairi jumpscare
>>16259953How can they hit a diving elbow or moonsault in 0 gravity?? Their key weapons are neutralized
>>16257030>>16256947I mean ya just freakin' gottahttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DCTO9Sxx5iM/
>>16259910>kairi that close>not giving head pats
Yet another SPECTACULARLY successful edition of /arrrr/! You love to see it!
>>16260086Simple, the diving elbow becomes the shooting elbow, her jetpack thrusters get turned up to max and she'll hit them at top speeds.
>>16259910this is cute but the person who took it is insufferable because people are sharing it. even SRS is simping for her probably trying to get a crumb of pussy.
>>16217532want to thighfuck that pirate
Kairi
>>16256025Unrelated, but there should be a charisma check before letting people into any wrestling venue.Look at all the troglodytes in the audience jesus christ. Have a 320 lbs barbell at the ticket booths. If you can't deadlift that, you don't get a ticket.
>>16258987Yeah it was a compliment. She will get her solo run eventually I'm sure.
>>16260327Wrestlers have a tendency to suckerpunch people touching them, especially the women.
>>16262141I don't think Kairi would punch someone
Höjœ
>>16262141I think Kairi might play into it now that she's a face
>>16263123I don't think heel kairi would punch. how many videos are there of her signing stuff or doing high fives or taking selfies when she was supposed to be a heel?
>>16263243Yea Nia encouraged a guy to hand feed her popcorn when she was slumped over the barrier. Surely Kairi would be a better sport than Nia.
>>16217289raperaperape
Based Kairi
Kairi is based
Based, Kairi is.
NEW THREAD>>16263445>>16263445
Is Kairi based?
>>16263455I think so
>>16263455Definitely
Love that Hojo
Kairi is cute
>>16217289Kairi won the popular vote
