All matches should be Hair vs. Hair matches
>>16247632But then what if there is no hair left because of all the hair vs hair matches?
>>16247636That’s your fault for 50/50 booking
What if you're a bald guy? Do they skin your scalp if you lose?
>>16247667Baldies aren’t allowed to go full cue ball. They have to grow out whatever shitty hair they have in my fed, so that they can be shaved if they lose
>>16247667you're forced to wear a goofy looking wig at all times until you're able to win a bald vs bald match and pass the wig onto the loser
>>16247667All the baldies are forced to go to Turkey for a transplant and if they aren't eligible for a transplant you fire them
>>16247632t. bald anon
Minimal ref job from the ai
this would be kino to have a Hair Match fed
>A one on one PUBES vs PUBES match up
