THIS IS WRESTLING
trannies unironically say that swerve isn't a shitter
>>16262154
>>16262154i think it's cool
>>16262154Now post the pop it got
>>16262154And the crowd goes mild
>>16262177there's no fucking way anyone popped for this shit
This faggot shit ain't for me, man. I've officially outgrown wrestling. Peace.
>>16262182wronghttps://x.com/AEW/status/1856887951315157454
>>16262154Why is a former world champion having a 50/50 match with some midget jobber
I think these spots by themselves are cool but if they're all done in sequence instead of spread through the match it looks retarded
>>16262154BLACK EXCELLENCE!
>>16262183>people are only allowed to like what i like!!!retardhttps://x.com/AEW/status/1856887951315157454
>>16262188>>16262199>sweeping for free kek
>>16262196I thought it was fine at first with just Swerve doing it but then he had to repeat the same thing
>>16262188>complete silence during the entire flip party>10 golf claps at the endWow what a monster poo
>>16262188they've got the crowd mics at max sensitivity lmaoalso sounds like shit since it's all coming from one direction too
>>16262154Why do they always do the hand beckon thing? I know in kayfabe it's probably "try and get me fucker" but it just makes it blatantly obvious they are telling the other guy "now it's your turn, run at me"They don't even remotely try to hide it. It's like when they smack the guy on the back as he runs by to springboard off the ropes or whatever gay shit they want to do
>>16262154WHERE THE BEST DO FLIPS
>>16262215Because that's what they learned in CZW and PWG and it makes Dave basedjak.
>>16262210>>16262212holy fucking megacope
>>16262219
>former world champ struggles to be 5’2 cruiserweighht KWAB
>>16262212You're seething so much you just contradicted yourself and you're too stupid to release it
>>16262154have you ever seen a real fight? you can dodge in a fight lardo
>>16262212You really got them seething with this lmao
>>16262199my boy Umesh Thakran ( किसान पुत्र ) gave it a pop for sure
>>16262251lmao
>>16262251KEK
>>16262170Nothing Swerve did looked bad in the slightest, it was whoever the midget is.
AEW: where no whites wrestle.
>>16262265That sure is something that happened 6 months ago
>>16262199>>16262188Applause isn't a reaction, it's a platitude. Which is why they waited until the routine was done before clapping on cue.
>>16262289
>>16262297i'll add you to the list >>16262230
>>16262154just like my spider man moverinos
>>16262299And everybody that watches WWE from /pw/ also hates Pete Dunne. Your point?
>>16262308
>>16262315People were defending him all throughout that thread. Nice try
>>16262188Would be much better if Swerve was as good as Lio. Lio has the fundamentals much more down, and the parts that make this come off as more goofy than it should be are due to Swerve. Notice how when Lio pushes Swerve off he doesn't just tap the other guy on the back like other flipsters do, he pushes full force and sells the effort. Then look at when Lio is on the outside and Swerve throws slow, fake elbows just in case Lio doesn't duck in time, which look like shit and ruin the sequence, while Lio then throws a kick full force and trusts Swerve to gtfo the way, which looks good.
>>16262299This was bad by accident. OP was bad by design. It looked like shit because they did it correctly.
>>16262356>This was bad by accident.So you're saying they're shitters who can't even do their spots right? This isn't the defense you think it is>These guys fucked up and it looked like shit>These guys did what they intended but I didn't like it so wahhhhh
>>16262328nah pete dunne is hated in the raw and nxt game threadsanyone who defended it is probably an aew fan who used to watch black and gold before 2019
>>16262356>>16262363While the Dunne thing is way worse, the reason they both have issues is the same. One guy doesn't have enough confidence in himself or the other guy to fully commit do it properly.
>>16262154That first rope flip was impressive for how big he is now but Swerve should not be fucking doing flippy shit like this anymore. NXT 2019 flashbacks in the worst way
>>16262267He agreed to do this gay shit.
>>16262154Who the fuck is bro swinging for LMAO what a shitter
>>16262363Burnt food vs. bad recipe. Here's a good recipe of the same concept, with speed, selling, and tension.https://youtube.com/watch?v=MpyvXQw-27o
Pro wrestling is obsolete. In the age of boxing, mma, bareknuckle boxing, youtube boxing, etc there is no need for fake faggot wrestling. These queer bucks doing co-op break dancing just show how pointless wrestling really is. It's a waste of time.
>>16262401>compaing a pro wrestling match with a fight scene from a movie Are you stupid?
>>16262383I get that they want to have a throwback match and do the movez because the can, but yeah, my impression was also that Swerve was above this kind of match now.>>16262401This thread also made me realize how similar this shit is to Jackie Chan, but not executed as well and not protected by camera cuts.
>>16262418AEW isn't wrestling.
>>16262154>wrestlers dodge like they would in a real fight and e-pigs are confused because it's too realkek the e-troons literally just know wwe and cant understand the real world
>>16262154How come just 3 months ago Swerve was the fucking terminator now he's having competitive matches with Lio Rush and Shelton Benjamin?
>>16262154that legit looks like a clown skit
>>16262154Yup that's going in the LOLAEW folder>>16262177>Now post the pop it gotHey the ratings are in the toilet because of terrible "wrestling" like this but the retards in the crowd popped so it's okay hahahahahahaha
>>16262418>Are you stupid?Are you stupid? There's no reason why wrestling shouldn't be compared to a choreographed fight scene from a movie.
All that when one of them could have just grabbed the headlock and taunted the crowd.
>>16262431Tony wants everyone to be equal. He'll let somebody briefly look strong but then he'll book them to struggle against manlet shitters like Lio Rush because in AEW nobody is allowed to be better than anyone else.
>>16262414More people watch wrestling weekly than any of that besides when they have their absolute biggest cards.>>16262431Shelton should not have lost>>16262481Lio is demonstrably better than most of their roster
>>16262512>More peopleAnd thanks to analytics we know who those people are. Poor retarded hillbillies and basedboys. Good news is they are dying out and not breeding. Young kids aren't watching this tard swill.
>>16262512Shelton spent the last 10 years of his WWE career jobbing on Main Event, sitting in catering, and had a brief 1 year stint standing next to Bobby Lashley. No, he shouldn't be going over younger guys in AEW and definitely shouldn't be having competitive matches with their former world champion - a world champion who was booked like a final boss, at that. You're dumb and I hope your mother has apologised for letting you fall out of her instead of getting an abortion.
>>16262512>>16262522He shouldn't have lost clean. He's one of the very few on the roster who can physically size up Swerve and he looks like a giant compared to everyone else. The size difference completely outweighs the midcard for life stigma here. There's very few believable people who look like they can actually beat him and the match with Swerve should've been a DQ after Lashley interferes.
there is no one in wwe who could pull off that sequence
>>16262559Who the fuck cares? It's Shelton. Not like he was going to get mega over and draw record gates and ratings.
>>16262431SHUT UP CHUD
>>16262265SLOPPY SHOP
>>16262356copE
>>16262571>Not like he was going to get mega over and draw record gates and ratings.Not with that dumb mark loser attitude
>>16262571They hired him and put him in a remake of the Hurt Business so they better try
>>16262522Whoa, calm down with the epic edgy 4chan talk at the end there. Swerve was not booked as a final boss, that's much closer to Moxley right now. Swerve got beat down repeatedly during his reign. Shelton wasn't built up enough for the win to mean anything for Swerve, plus fans like the Hurt Business so they didn't want to see that. It was done as a poor excuse to bring Lashley in, and was counterproductive to the actual storyline where MVP is claiming he is a better manager and Swerve should be with him, as the guy he had confidence in lost and now he has to bring in another guy. Fans are willing to look past this as the want the Hurt Business to succeed.Either don't have the match, or have the (heel) manager cheat, or use Lashley as a distraction. If you aren't going to push Shelton because he was midcard in WWE, despite this being like a reset for him, then either don't have him involved in a top faction in a capacity where he's getting beat so early, or don't hire him.
AEW is fucking gay, dog.
>>16262559>he looks like a giant compared to everyone elseNigga are you new to AEW? Tony loves booking big powerful guys to lose against scrawny twinks half their size. I think its his actual fetish.
>>16262154Jesus FUCK, no wonder no one watches this sloppy tranny shit anymore
>>16262154better than nick bockwinkel vs dory funk jr
>>16262154what is this tom & jerry bullshit lmao
How many Meltzer stars?
grim.
>women on nxt level up are more convincing than thisgrim
>>16262427Take the Wrestling fig out yo bussy playa
>>16262154Swerve is too bulky and slow for this kind of spot. It's luchasaurus back in the day. It's not impressive when you are moving a 0.5 speed.
>>16262154Does anyone else put Lio Rush in the same category as Low Ki in terms of insufferable self marks?
>>16262154In a vacuum the first move could be good as a close up counter, it's just the choreographed dance routine directly after that dissolves it's impact
>>16262154lmao what the hell is this looney tunes ass shit
>>16262251
>>16262154feels like a women's match
>>16262154Slightly better than average choreographed flippy shit spot desu. But just slightly.
>>16262154One (1) chance for a cool moment at the end of this shitty gymnastic routine and these two tards chose to do a face-off instead of Swerve clotheslining him after the flip
>>16262154legit midget wrestling
>>16262242Trev, please stop spamming 'kek'. Thnx.
>>16262196agreed, i liked the "jump on ropes like a monkey and then try to stomp his head" spot but it looks way too forced in the sequence
>>16262177earth shattering I recall
>>16267303damn swerve got a lot bigger since then
>>16262154Lmao all they do is pause
>>16267553can confirm. i felt it all the way in europe as i was europing
>>16267314Kek
>>16262251your boy Umesh Thakran ( किसान पुत्र ) is a man of culture for sure.very much good fellow
>>16262154I actually like when Lio Rush does his little evasion shit.I think if you're a tiny guy, you should have something that makes you "believable" so to speak, it's like the idea of Akira Tozawa having unlimited stamina.
