We are just ONE WEEK away from AEW Full Gear...Saturday night AEW Collision TONIGHT! from the MVP Arena in Albany, New York!8pm ET/7pm CT on TNT!>Guns N' Roses AEW November Rain Music Video Debut (Entire 8:56 track will be utilized) >AEW Women’s World Championship No DQ Match: “The Glamour” Mariah May(c) vs. Anna Jay>Full Gear Contender Series Match: The Acclaimed (Anthony Bowens & Max Caster) vs. LFI (RUSH & The Beast Mortos)>Mina Shirakawa vs. Harley Cameron>Daniel Garcia vs. Johnny TV>The Hurt Syndicate's Shelton Benjamin vs. Komander>Powerhouse Hobbs vs. Iron Savages' Bronson>We'll hear from The Conglomeration>We'll hear from Roderick Strong>We'll hear from Kris Statlander>We'll hear from FTR
>>16279029BASED
>>16279029Can they change Mariah's graphic? Her smiling makes her look like a babyface.
MEAT FOREVERjust not on my screen, please
>johnny nitro managed by mxmi'm mildly interested, but it's against the extremely overpushed garcia, so the athletic ripped chad is probably going to job>minaim moderately interested now
>>16279029>FTR Oh boy time for them to cut the same fucking promo again.
>>16279029I see zero dimes
Mina Shirakawa defeated Harley Cameron with the Glamorous Driver. This had lots of shimmies and rubbing chests in faces. Mina was over in Albany.Daniel Garcia defeated Johnny TV (w/ MxM Collection) via tapout with the Cobra Clutch. This was a good match. During the bout, TNT Champion Jack Perry came out of the crowd and attacked Daddy Magic at commentary, dragging him to the back.Shelton Benjamin (w/ MVP) defeated Komander (w/ Alex Abrahantes) with a powerslam. Albany popped for Shelton Benjamin’s entrance. Crowd chanted “MVP!” during the match. Shelton is an excellent base for Komander who got more offense than you would expect but it actually helped the match. After the match, MVP told Benjamin to remove Komander’s mask. Alex came in but couldn’t budge Benjamin. MVP laid out Abrahantes, but they didn’t get the mask.Powerhouse Hobbs defeated Bear Bronson.The Acclaimed defeated LFI (Rush & The Beast Mortos) when Max Caster pinned Mortos after the Mic Drop, becoming the final team to qualify for the four-way Tag Team title match at Full Gear.Lexy Nair interviewed FTR who said it’s time to rebuild. Dax Harwood said it’s The Outrunners’ time and maybe they can wrestle The Outrunners for the AEW World Tag Team titles.Mariah May defeated Anna Jay in a no DQ match to retain the AEW Women’s World Championship after hitting Storm Zero onto a folding chair. After the match, Shirakawa came out and celebrated with May. Mina and Mariah will have a Champagne Celebration at Full Gear. AEW World Champion Jon Moxley cut a recorded promo on Orange Cassidy, bragging about breaking Chuck Taylor’s neck. He called OC a cold blooded snake. Mox feels the weight of every wrestler and every fan who’s disappointed in what AEW has become. At Full Gear, Mox says he’s going to plant his flag so deep, it will never get moved. They grab pro wrestling by the balls. If you can’t handle that — get out.
>>16279029wow that's a fucking terrible picture of Statlander wtf
>>16279029Why are they wasting Mina or Collision? Her match with Harley Cameron belongs on Dynamite
sex with mina
>>16279101you looking into a mirror?
>>16279107>The Acclaimed defeated LFI (Rush & The Beast Mortos) when Max Caster pinned Mortos after the Mic Drop
>>16279029>Harley >Mina>Anna >Mariah >MortosShould be COOMER EDITION
>>16279388stop lewding mortos
>>16279029based
Жeлтый
>>16279411never.
>>16279388The Best Mortos is not like that
>>16279800>The BestSomeone's flustered at the thought of him...
Is November Rain a good song? I'm a zoomer
>>16279029Only the two coomer matches are worth checking out. Rest is sub-Rampage-tier garbage.
Dead Gamethread :(
>>16280200Show starts in an hour?
>>16279029kek what a stacked fucking card, can't wait to tune in
>>16280174No. Appetite for Destruction>Choose Your Illusion. And GNR's best song is My Michelle.
>>16279029more like the BASED Mortos
>>16279029
>>16280317but enough about slopdown (it got cancelled)
>>16280327based
lets go sickos
Almost time for kino
>>16280342MINA IS COOMING
>>16280356well than i am too
>>16279029Good lord what happened to Kris' face
>>16280423the wall
SICKOS RISE UP
is it starting with the mariah match? I don't want to watch the rest
>>16280342>>16280436SICKO MODE: ENGAGED
>>16280308
LIGHT THE FUSEGAS THE JEWS
>>16280437Starts with Mina Harley. Ends with Mariah Anna
Remember guys, don't lewd Mortos. He's a pure soul
I like AEW's women's division better than WWE's
I'M READY FOR MOTORBOATING
>cold opens are backfuck yea nigga
>>16280448thanks
Don Omar ass music
TITTY FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
>starting with MinaOh we're starting hot I see
shout out to all the holoniggas out there
>main on first
>we need more MinaNige don't miss
Sound already fucking up. Fix this shit you fucking hacks.
Mina Shirakawa shaking her big boobies on dynamite convinced me to watch collision for the first time
>>16280462Hologram isn't real
>>16280470nah, u are
>>16280462thoughts and prayers to Hologram while his laserbones heal
AEWWHERE THE BREAST WRESTLE
>>16280475kek
Harley is my kind of crazy
>>16280468tony should push her to the moon whens the last time we had a sexpot wrestling star? the masses are starved
Live Show Charisma
>>16280466We don't need sound where we're goingI just need these tits in 4k
Here for Harley
The term is "incredible live show charisma" Schiavone
this match will cure gay
>>16280481More of this, Tony. This is how you get a milly
harley's ass and mina's tits10 stars
>>16280487Not Bowens
Would be great if this opening match somehow had over a million viewers right now. Would totally show people once and for all what people want out of wrestling.
GIWTWM
>>16280481noice
Innovative offense
this match will inspire 100 detransitions and also 100 transitions
>>16280493going to the basics, every wrestling promotion needs at least one (1) blonde bimbo
People forgetting we got Mariah May and Anna Jay as well. Gooners delight tonight.
Jeezus
WE IN TITTY CITY
Mina Shirabooba
I love women They are nice to look at.
MINA NOTICED ME
Why doesn't one of them suck on the others titty till they submit?
>>16280511Because wrestling hasn't evolved to this yet.
>>16280511we need a max exclusive program
Actual ring psychology
>>16280511tony needs to bring back ultimate surrender rules
>>16280468>>16280483I see two snowbunnies
May vs Anna Jay in a rubber match?
i really want mina and harley to be sisters they click so well. they link up and mina should bring her to the rest of her stardom shows.
>>16280481This actually doesn't do this match justice. Outside of the motorboat spot, this has been a fairly serious match.
I still think Saya vs Mina for the white belt in Stardom is one of the most emotional and beautiful matches in the past decade
>>16280532Titty sisters?
>>16280509t. rodgers
>>16280529rubbers are disqualified from what I gather reading the match graphic.
Mina is doing some new things in this match
harley is such a silly goose bros
Playing Friends of Mineral Town instead..have fun Collision bros. This card wasn't it for me. Waiting for THE MOST WONDERFUL.TIME OF THE YEAR kino coming up
>>16280542I'd goose her if you know what I mean
TONYMORE OF THIS
I'm so happy, bros.
>>16280527lmao, good reaction face by renee
>>16280542luv this daft slagseems like she's a good laugh
Harley for WON most improved wrestler
>>16280543No idea what the fuck that is
>>16280538yes, and they should call them that
Should've been bra and panties
>>16280551She should've shook her arm flab
THE SCAPEMOBILE HAS ARRIVED BROS
>>16280551Renee's reactions are GOATed
>Danny Gfinally, some great fucking wrestling
>>16280560mina would 100% be down for that
>>16280566Is he still Red Death?
>>16280560Or a "Loser has to Flash" match
Is Johnny TV HoF worthy? I mean his whole career. He seems like the definition of "a solid hand".
>>16280565
>>16280560>>16280569COSMIC RULES
Johnny's hair is looking a little rough
Mina smothered GIFhttps://x.com/i/status/1857954154892665062
>>16280571always has been
>>16280576he's a nobody
Harley has become a legit midcarder and top 5 overall performer in the division
>>16280579I salute those
wtf is this garcia's first time wearing long boots? thought it was dax at first.
>>16280448>Bookending the show with coomer matchesSomeone understands recovery time
I keep thinking the full gear music video think is going to be Purple Rain lol
>>16280589She's better than Britt kek
>>16280587Come on man, that's bullshit. He was over AF in WWE for a while and his run in TNA wasn't bad. He reminds me of Steven Richards. Good luck, kinda charismatic and never injured anyone. He deserves employment.
>what? i didnt do anythingu were caught in 4k dio
>>16280605Not a high bar but yes, and it's not even close at this point.
>>16280599
Sorry guys but I’m not going to gaslighted into thinking Daniel is good.
>>16280608that's all well and true but it doesnt make someone a hall of famer
KEK at Daddy Magic getting heemed.
>>16280605The only time Britt was over was when she trolled Swole, but she even lost that match against her
>>16280629he's not good... he's GREAT
I'm sorry to report that Jungle Bitch Hack Fairy is no longer a pillar
>>16280579I love this fucking country
>>16280643too beautiful to be wrestling desu
>>16280641she's over in PA but even that seems like it's wearing off
>>16280643I would put Anna over cleanly
>>16280647her and kairi are the prettiest wrestlers ever and no one else is closeneed them to have a generational feud
>>16280643The GOATmobile is over and his promos have gotten unarguably better. Jack Perry is one of the hottest young properties in pro wrestling, and that's a shoot brother.
>Johnny Transvestite little on the nose, no?
Why did Garcia run like Steven Segal?
>>16280656Stacey Kiebler is the White man's choice.
Kid in the back has a sweet mullet
>>16280649That's what happens when you don't wrestle for like 2 years. These fucking wrestlers now think they can just come back and all of a sudden be hot again. Doesn't work like. Even guys like Stone Cold couldn't stay absent from the ring for long or else fans wouldn't care so much when you finally come back.Idiot wrestlers nowadays should try and work safer and maybe they'd get more over as a result of not being absent from people's minds for so long. Adam Cole is also dealing with this now.
Wait, that bus has a driver's door?
more like Daddy KWABgic
>>16280667Yes, she's definitely in their tier. Arguably higher. But they are top 3 easily.
is daddy magic's '8-ball' jacket /fa/ approved?
Garcia has done nothing but make Perry look like a bitch every time they get face to face
DADDY MAGIC CAM
Jesus Christ Jack what the fuck
THIS IS CHESS NIGGA IT AIN'T MOTHERFUCKIN' CHECKERS
Daniel Garcia seems like he is shoot roughing up Perry every time they have segments
garcias fake tough guy shit falls totally flat
wait the fuck happened it turned grey and went to commercial lol
Perry is about to get molested, magic style
>all that set up for nothingFuck this company
>>16280670tbf I wish Adam Cole would get injured more often, but I agree with the rest of what you said
>>16280679it looks like he made it himself with masking tape, this is what drip looks like
>>16280698clearly setting up Jack vs Danny for the next PPV (I forget which one's next but it's on a Friday for some fucking reason).
>>16280679He should just carry a magic eight ball around now
>>16280700he has zero muscles it's just a matter of time
the feed on the TNT website should really have a PiP option
>>16280686>>16280688the duality of man
I fucking hate Lio Rush so God damn much.
Jack, this makes you very weak
temu lil nigga
LMAOOO
GTA 6: "YOU WANNA TASTE" Edition
Jack perry's wild ride
holy shit that was fucking kino, wish it went on longer
haha that looked like fun to shoot
okay that was pretty gud
>humiliating the heel before the PPV matchTony cannot book to save his life
>>16280700Thanks anon. It's just something lost on this current generation of wrestlers. They think people can just remember wrestling feuds that happened like 2 years ago. Would be like expecting a reaction if Wardlow came back now. Like, I don't even remember wtf he was even involved in last. Same with MJF. Fucking guy never does shit and expects to be over. Doesn't work that way.
these older guys still with athletic physiques, it is motivational
SCAPEGOAT BROS I DONT FEEL SO GOOD
>>16280747Daddy Magic was LOVING it kek
>>16280745Watch them cut back Perry bleeding and Garcia taking off later
the ring announcer looks hot af damn
>>16280751Yeah. You don't have to do house shows but you should be working consistently.
streets are saying this match was dope
>>16280750Yeah. Jack Perry doesn't really look like a threat now.
>>16280752shelton doesnt look a day past 35, fucking unreal
>>16280760She's not as hot as meaty Dasha was
>>16280760Not enough meaty arms for me but she can still get it
>>16280760still miss Dasha and her meaty arms
>>16280766He never was one under this gimmick though. He’s an Elite rat.
What is the Kommander of? Dance? Lucha? A secret blend of herbs and spices for chicken?
>>16280768He's always been in phenomanal shape. Makes you wonder why Triple Nose decided to cut him instead of using him.
>>16279029Shelton has been so damn based this run, good lord.
>>16280769>>16280770>>16280774>>16280774based meatybros
>>16280769Protecting that titty meat
it's picture and picturethe picture is not in the picturewhy are they lying to us? jews?
>>16280793
>>16280813it's pitcher-in-pitcher ya dingleberry
>>16280817>Belly button indentation
>>16280813The old tvs, back in the day, some had the ability to do a small picture channel in the main picture channel. Oddly enough though I don't remember ANYONE actually having a tv that can do that but they used to say that all the time on The Price is Right.
>>16280813I remember my uncle got one of those giant big screen TV's and being amazed cause it had PIP
>Dasha was let go on April 1st>Rooster Teeth terminated and closed a month later>Scorpio Sky never received his PS5Coincidence or not?
>>16280841There's layers to it
>>16279029> panda eyesThey raped him
If you look up the term "black don't crack" you'll get pictures of Shelton Benjamin
That ropes dive is always both dimes and terrifying to watch
>>16280841I don't believe in coincidences anymore.
reminder that mortos is for sexuals
>>16280272>le contrarianGo back.
Benjamin is tossing him easily
>>16280846the makeup gun was set to whore anon
>>16280849same babyface mf he was when he debuted 20 years ago
>>16280841Why did they let go of Dasha? No way she could have been asking for more money.
lmao commanders sells are so good
>>16280853Stop. Also, is Mortos Roman?
Alex no! You can't take Shelton!
>>16280854No I'm objectively correct. Both the hits and deep cuts of GnR's first album are better than their second. Knockin' on Heaven's Door sucks.
>>16280863Too hard to get Scorpio a PS5
>>16279029>4x "We'll hear from"I swear, who ever makes these cards is a troll here. Ain't no way someone is on purpose this retarded. Come on then, put 6 up for next weeks Dynamite, I dare you.
Shelton needs a new finisher, he can't do the T-Bone anymore
Abrahentesbros...
heard kris buttlander is single nowwhich guy backstage is hitting that?
Stat looks like she has disappointing titties
tummy
>statlander's outfit
All Boobs WrestlingTony finally got a clue
>>16280868yes
>>16280899you could see that from the fact she has a chest tattoo
>>16280882>weeksGMS
fuck Stat looks hot as hell here
>>16280863It was either keep Sasha but get Scorpio Sky a PS5 according to his contract or release Sasha, deny Scorpio his PS5 and also shutter an Austin-based media company that's been around for almost 20 years. And you know who's at the top of WB-D
shida: let me job to ya before the ppv kris
BONY OLD BEHINDBONY OLD BEHINDBONY OLD BEHIND
shida has better english than iyo
>>16280904her fashion sense is legit the best
Why are Japanese women doing the whole tomboy lesbian look thing (see utami as well)
>>16280904looking like a all-girl reboot of Easy Riders
Shida is still only used as a tune up match for title contendersfucking sickening
>>16280920Okada has perfect english
>>16280920than mercedes*
>>16280924the real question is why are you complaining about it
>>16280927It's not like Shida is this amazing superstar that's being held back, she's mid af. Might as well make her earn her paycheck
>>16280935they put peanut butter under Mercedes' gums and dub over her lines
>>16280941didn't she just break Skyy Blue's foot with her fat ass?
Is Bowens our gay?
shida is a fat libtard and i'm sick of it
Random but I often say Mox's "light his ass up" through out the day now
MVP should do voice acting.
want to watch bowens rail hot trans girls
Why is Caster calling himself the best wrestler alive when he's never had one memorable singles match?
>>16280970Did you say Sonny Kiss?
>hobbsyou finna KNOW it!!
Is Hobbs' physique achievable natty?
>>16280957ya gotta love the Moxster baby, ya just gotta!
Ha ha holy shit Bronson moves fast on his knees
>I Break Bucks
Bear Country
when is the november rain vid? thats the only thing i'm interested in
Tony you wuss get Kemonito on AEW. Have him pin Adam Cole.
PUH PUH PUH PUH POWERHOUSE
Was the Mina vs Harley match what Titty City is like?
>taking us to tiddy city>no tiddies>"Are you a low-T meat rider?">"...I don't think so."gold
>are you a "low-T meatrider"Tony comes outta nowhere sometimes
Some guy and his horse got hit by a car on my street.
Hechicero bros, it's our time
get the titty city mawfucker the fuck away from these geeks and with the outriders yesterday
>Are you a low-T meat rider?This is why Tony is the best in the business.
>>16280989>kemonito instead of kemalitongmi
They broke up the team of Hobbs and Starks too early
>>16280999run out and tell them the match play by play and they'll tell you how to save your family from the alien invasion
wasn't hobbs kinda chubby back when he was a dark jobber? (inb4 he's still a dark jobber lmao kek etc)
Jesus Boulder borrowed Cole's shitty spray tan
>>16281015hear me out, hobbs and darby
>>16281004he really is a gem sometimes
>>16281016Horse dead :(
AHHHHHHHHHH
I don't care about Roderick
>>16281031Hobbes and Darby both join the Hurt Syndicate
>>16281027I'm telling you Cole got a bad batch of that thing, you see him on twitch and he looks normal
>>16281040Roddy was only relevant when he was in a wheelchair
Lexi's outfit is really doing it for me
>>16281041Yes
>>16281015shoot pissed me off
>>16281040Dude was only over as a comedy act. Now he’s stuck in the good wrestler no character category like the HOB and Brian cage but at least those guys don’t look like a middle age teacher.
>>16281015This but Starks and Big Bill
WE ARE COOKING WITH GAS
>>16281052
>>16281048>Britt over while in a wheelchair >Roddy over while in a wheelchair What did they mean by this?
>>16281046He probably got it off the Young Bucks. I remember one time long ago they had match and that shit was running on them.
Idk why these dudes got rid of SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS it was the only thing keeping them remotely over
>mortos match*unzips peepee*
>>16281064darby officially recognized as a nigga could move mountains
>>16281053that promo where Ricky was in the ski gear and Hobbes had his overalls and fur coat was both of their best looks
>>16281076Don't
theyre allowing max to say that stuff because hes turning heel soon
Is it true that if you mess with the bull you get the HEARNS?
>you're lucky Albany's a sanctuary cityBARS
Max with the chud raps lol
What the fuck was the end of that rap?
Damn, remember when The Acclaimed were over?
Oh my science did he just make fun of Harris?YOU FUCKING NIGGER IF IT WERENT FOR THE DEMOCRATS YOUD BE HANGING FROM A TREE BOY
oh my fucking god i have a fever and the prescription is having /pol/ max caster back make it fucking happen tony you coward
Max is a lyrical miracle spiritual individual
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
sex with beast mortos
>>16281046Probably. It must be some kind of emergency shit that never gets replaced in a production bin.
>>16281092Democrats created the KKK
Rush hitting them ropes
beast with sex mortos
>>16281092but anon, Democrats were literally the ones who did the hanging from the trees
Hours long, slow and sweaty sex with Beast Mortos
Did I miss the titty monster match
>>16281112You did.
>>16281099>>16281110Don't lewd Mortos
>>16280876I'm not talking about "Choose" Your Illusion. How is November Rain not a good song?
>>16281096TK should get the memo that it's Trump's America now and no one has to go to sensitivity training anymore.
>>16281112yes it was the opener and it was basedgo back and watch it
>>16281118
>>16281110
>>16281122Man, he fell out of the favor of the fans so fast after getting with Tay.
>>16281119the Minotaur is literally a product of untamable insatiable sexual lust ran amok. He is like that. And more.
>>16281121it sucks. to be fair, so does sweet child of mine. but it sucks less than november rain. night train and mr. brownstone are where it's at. you're the kinda fag who like metallica's black album better than kill 'em all.
>>16281131I hate the rat bastard for life
somebody gonna make a fucking thread 2 or what are we doing here
new>>16281142>>16281142>>16281142>>16281142
>>16281122if linda gets into the cabinet, shad and zaslov are gonna stumble over each other to sign shane
