I went to Hogan’s Beach Party after my shift today (I do masonry) and was kicked out because of my workboots :(
>>16282122>No white t-shirtsFor what reason? To prevent any possible sauce stains.
>>16282138Yes. The Hulkster is thinking about the Mothers of every little Hulkamaniac out there. Bless, HH
>no black people - HH
>>16282122sad
>>16282138much like the rest of this list it was to keep blacks out - in the mid 2000s it was hip-hop fashion to wear giant white tees
The durag/bandana ban seems a bit hypocritical.
>>16284214It's okay when I do it brother
>>16282122>no do-rags, skullcaps or bandanasHulk wrote these rules?!?!?!?
>>16282122>"Don't dress up like a nigger brother" HH
>>16284214Hogan is literally wearing a bandana on the graphic at the top. It's hilariously hypocritical
>show up with my sleeveless hulkamania shirt>banned forever
>>16282178this HH is signature usage
>>16282122>NO Excessively Baggy Attire.>NO Do-Rags, Skull Caps, or Bandanas.
>>16284363God forbid
They just don't want niggardly customers
>>16284363That's tastefully baggy
>>16284363It's called sense of style, good taste and fashion BROTHER
>>16282122kek we need those rules here on /pw/
>>16282138
>>16285555>white shirts>backwards caps>oversized jewelery>likely sagged pantsbased Hulkster keeping this rabble out
>>16284363Hulk Hardy
Rules are meant to be broken, brother.
>>16282122basedola
>>16282122By workboots, he probably just meant Timbs
>>16282122>No do-ragsHogan protecting his gimmick.
>>16284311He's White though
>no workbootsreally means no timberlands which were popular urban footwear 15 years ago
>>16282122Who in the fuck would ever want to go here? Even before reading through half the list I'd turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>16282122For the non Yanks wondering what's going on here, in the US you can't discriminate against race but you can against clothingThis is a no blacks sign.It's as based as it sounds
>>16282122So what exactly IS appropriate? Everything seems to be forbidden.
>>16287437Plain skin tight red t-shirt (3 sizes too small), monk shoes, nothing else.
>>16287437Rebel flag shirt and doc martins
Are kilts and keffiyehs allowed?
>>16282122Yeah if you try to go to a pool party at the place where Hogan’s Beach used to be in Tampa, pretty much all the same rules apply and I couldn’t get in because of what they called basketball shorts. Luckily there’s a bar nearby called Whiskey Joe’s that’s pretty based if you’re in the area. Hogan’s Beach was almost like advertisement to go to that place instead.
>>16287437Three-piece palm beach suit, linen dress shirt, ascot tie, panama hat, loafers
>>16287192Dimes image. Makes me want a mafia movie with McMahon as the don and Hogan as the leader of a biker gang that does the dirty work McMahon's guys won't do.
>>16287565>basketball shortsUnless you are actively playing a game of basketball, I sincerely hope you still don’t wear these anon
>>16287249kek. workboots popular with people that don't work
>>16287642unironically the reason why timbs became popular in the hip hop community is because in the 70s black men really did work construction, so they'd hand their old boots down to the kids....but then that next generation became drug dealers and gangbangers so they kept wearing timbs but stopped doing actual work
>>16287620u fuckin wot m8
>>16282122These rules are basically no blacks
>>16287620I wear basketball shorts all the time they are the ultimate in comfy especially free balling which should be always. Feels like wearing pyjamas but in public
>>16282122>DRESS CODE WILL BE STRICTLY ENFORCED by who???
>>16289226Brutus Beefcake
>>16289226CAUSE IF I SEE ANY OF YOU JAZZ FELLAS COMIN INTO THE HULK'S BEACH PARTY WITH YOUR SAGGY JEANS AND GOLD CHAINS, THEN THE ONLY THING YOIR GONNA BE WEARIN AROUND YOUR NECK ARE THE HULKSTER'S 28 INCH PYTHONS AS I TOSS YOU OUT ONTO THE PAVEMENT JUST LIKE WE USED TO IN SARASOTA FLORIDA BROTHER
>>16282122Hulkster was too chicken to just save all that text and put no blacks, jack. It's painfully obvious who all that was trying to keep out
>>16289226The ref, dude
>>16290283
>>16290519SOVL
>>16289226Brian Knobbs
>>16290288>It's painfully obvious>painfulwas it really
