>hey, anon, aren't you a cutie! wanna go for a ride?what do?
>>16285988Stutter because I can’t look at women in the eye and start turning red until they giggle and take pity on me and leave. And then they come back 2 hours later and kidnap me.
Tell the driver to take them back to the retirement home because it's 7 pm
>>16285988Are they in their sexual primes right now, bros? Shoot with me.
>>16286001I'm gonna expose the business:menopause makes vaginas tighter
Test
>>16286028What edge saw
>>16285988Lita looks like the kind of woman who only fucks twinks
What's the name of this move?
>>16285988Nigga that's not a cougar on the right, that's pete burns
>>16285988>I have to be back by 5pm ma'am or my mommy will worry.
>>16285988I brood for eight seconds, then hit them with a shoot "nah you are" and walk home to bang Stacy, who has always been hotter than them
Both of these broads tongue punched Rikishi's Samoan ass so they'd probably do that to me too
>>16287043Balls to the Wall, aka Double Wall Takedown
>>16286028>>16286022100% would let Lita steal my virginity.
>>16287043Scissor suplex
>>16285988Why are these two whores pretending never to have seen a limo before?Presumably they're promoting something gay
im gonna goon
Still 100%
>>16285988I'm looking at the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my entire life (would)
>>16287043Reqiuem for a Dream
These two seem to be close friends for a long time. Who was lucky to be invited to there hotel room during their travels? I'd be happy just sitting in the cuck chair
how sad
>>16285988Sure, but I'm usually anorgasmic, so I will be fucking you both until your pussies can't take any more. Hope that will not be a problem. Also We're going to have to make a quick stop and get you both tested for STDs first.
>>16286022>>16286028
>>16287043The Waffle Iron
>>16286001No, that's typically a woman's 30s. That said, each of the older women I've been with all made a great impression. There's a confidence, experience, and maturity you don't get with, say, a college-aged girl.And as you personally get older and your time becomes more valuable, and you don't have time to put up with typical female bullshit, that becomes a premium.
>>16287043The Tenerife airport disaster.
>>16287043Penis de Milo
>>16285988>no assno thanks
>>16285988You are old enough to be grandmothers, stop.
>>16289779>These two seem to be close friends for a long time.no shitthey were in the same line of work, at the same level, only 8 months apart in age, and have the same sun sign element
>>16286022>>16286028>realizes that she will forever be childless due to her own whore decisions so decides to just go full slut mode
>>16289835All the years Lita was with Matt I never saw a picture of her looking at him like this
>>16290466And Gos bless her for it.
>>16290410>and have the same sun sign elementShut the fuck up
>>16287043Snatch as Snatch Can
>>16285988>>16287043>>16289779>>16291070Did they?
absolutely disgusting behavior from over the hill past their time grandma hags
>>16292836>faggot retard opinionsyou can keep your gooks with their teen boy bodies I would still fuck trish with all my might any second of any day for all of time because I have a Y chromosome and red blood
>>16292836If you wouldn't tonguefuck Lita's asshole while Trish violently rode your cock even right now at their current age then you're a faggot.
>No, that's typically a woman's 30s. That said, each of the older women I've been with all made a great impression. There's a confidence, experience, and maturity you don't get with, say, a college-aged girl.>And as you personally get older and your time becomes more valuable, and you don't have time to put up with typical female bullshit, that becomes a premiu
>>16292778So you don't know?
>>16285988They should shot a fetish video next
>>16294684Fuck off ESL fag
>>16287043The Arby’s flyer
>>16294691>mistakes a missing letter for eslkek look at this esl faggot trying to fit in
>>16286022*sniff*
>>16294684There seems to be a market for that