[coconut news] New patch of Samoa just dropped
how many are there exactly?
How many Samoans, Tongans or coconut islanders of all sorts are there in WWE?
>>16286009Isn't this the one they pretended went missing?
>>16286018Like an islands worth. They all coming to WWE.
>>16286021Guess he went on a journey....
>>16286020>>16286020No one has an accurate number since it’s multiplies every day. WWE has samoan breeding camps at their headquarters and preparing to set up more. Why do you think they’re going to more international
>>16286009>[coconut news]
>>16286018
>>16286009I'm tired Robbie
>>16286205KEK!
give these nigga their own league already
journey isnt a real name, but if it was, it would be a girls name
>>16286009How is the rock an only child? Samoans fuck
>>16286259Soulman was on the road
>>16286259He's the only acknowledged child.Only acknowledged because Rocky was drunk as fuck when he said "sure you can be my son".
heyman was right we're still in the first inning
>>16286009what about juicy finau? finner
>>16286009>Jacob Fatu's brotheris he not also Jey, Jimmy and Solo's or have i been worked
>>16286607>juicy finaulook, it's not really like me to say this sort of thing. but this nigga is U G L Y. Is he ugly enough to be dimes? There's a certain point where someone is ugly enough that it makes them interesting.
Do you think WWE kidnaps Samoan men and women to force them to make future members of the Bloodline?
PERPETUAL COCONUT THEATER
>>16286633my sides are hurting. I never bothered to look him up I only knew his name
>>16286205Lololololol!
>>16286610>is he not also Jey, Jimmy and Solo'sJacob is shoot their troubled cousin who got into wrestling after seeing the Usos on TV in prison
>>16286009They still have at least Zilla to bring in after him too
This Samoan meme is the worst thing to happen to wrestling in 20 years
>>16286009He looks like a balding jimmy uso
>>16286018Imagine a factory on Samoa shitting out an endless stream of coconut niggers as this plays.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnzLconK4Tw
>>16286259Samoan MEN fuck
>>16286610No I think those are Rikishi's kids, Solo is atleast and one of them is adopted
>>16286797If you squint he kinda looks like the Maharadja
Is Journey the most dimeless Samoan of all time or is that Zilla?
>>16286954Lance
>>16286954manu
>>16286018thamiko (solo, jimmy, jeys brother)journey (jacobs brotherhikolea (tama & tangas brother)lance (afa's grandson)zilla (umaga son)then older anoais like la smooth, samu, black pearl, manuthen unrelated tag partners like juicy finau & ativalu
>>16286259His father was always absent (black)
>>16286988>AtivaluThese sound like pills on a comercial for a disease you've never heard of. Non-spinal non-vulvar stapholomuscosis of the spine not inhibited by an A2-01 or A2-03 level increase in the first 6 months.
>>16286205>AYO UCE I'M A JEYDI, YEET!
>>16286633They signed Lance Anoa'i and that dude's face looks like it's collapsing in on itself.
>>16286610Jacob's dad is Tama/Tonga Kid whow as Haku's tag team partner in the '80s.
>>16287060Ask your doctor about Ativalu, do not use if pregnant or operating heavy machinery. Side effects may include increased appetite, dizziness, dry mouth, coughing, coconut flavor sensations, gut irritation, hyper alertness, lactose intolerance, measles outbreaks, nose piercings, ovary cancer, pubic irritations, solo love, tube feet, ulcers, and death.
>>16286009enough is enough
>>16287195Who is also Umaga's brother... Starting need a god damn conspiracy wall for this Samoan geneology
>>16287220>coconut flavor sensations
>>16286009At this rate the rock is gonna get his ass fired, have some measurement man you can't hire all your fucking familyI don't think all of them would fit in the ring at the same time
>>16287244He's Rikishi's twin brother and Umaga is their brother. So a twin had twins. Rosey was their cousin and was Roman's brother and played on the same high school football team as Emmitt Smith.
>>16286009O'Doyle rules!
>>16286868LMAO
>>16286533Yeah, Rocky has seven children but only three were acknowledged because he was married when he had them.
>>16288994WE HAVE RISEN
Why don’t these Samoans encourage their children to go to college instead?
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>>16289007"we didn't feel the need to include Journey Fatu on this one"
I wish transracialism was a thing right now so I could still be the fat, lazy slob I am but claim to be Tongan and get a job in WWE
>>16289007>Dwayne johnson >Danny GarciaKwab
>>16286205Top jej
>>16289007Why is Snuka there? Who is the Western Samoan Chief? So Tama Tonga and Tanga Loa aren't related at all, not even through blood pacts or marriage or whatever?
>>16286205
>>16286259It's funny how The Rock doesn't present himself as black at all.
>>16289227They're Haku's adopted kids. So they aren't blood related even though most of them see Haku as family.
>>16289007Gary Albright is the Michaels, Deuce is the Janetty
>>16289007suprised they even added gary albright to the family tree
>>16289104Rocks wife isn't that good looking
I'm so very tired of Samoa.>>16289313Based Albright appreciator.
>>16286259Because the other 6 didn't say "acknowledge me"
>>16289007>Proves that not a single one of the family of coconuts is related to The Rock at all.What was the point? This did far more harm than good.
>>16286009that doesn't even look like a real person. it looks like if you just made Jacob bald and removed his tattoos
>>16286009Alright, that's it, nuke Samoa right now
>>16289990>siblings look alikewhoa, my worldview is blown
>hey anon, you wanna join us for the Ifoga
>>16290091unless they're twins, siblings tend to look different. my brother and i don't really look that similar even though we have the same parents
>>16290101When is the third Uce debuting
>>16290122>my dad is a cuck
>>16289007The really named Solo Yokozuna?
>>16290124is that not Jacob in the blue?
>>16290582lmfao good catch
>>16289007>Snuka-PolamaluHad to look it upt but she's apparently married to Troy Polamalu's cousin or something. So I guess Troy's part of the Bloodline too.
>>1628601847
>>1628601892
>>16289007Peter Maivia's real name was Fanene ANDERSON? Does that mean...!?
>>16294354Wrestling has more than one...royal...family...
>>16286018225,681
>>16289007
>>16286018There’s at least 500,000 Samoans in this world, and half of them are already wrestlers.
>>16296975Did they really show this?
>>16297018'fraid so
