Maybe liking tweets that shit on your bosses solely to impress a bipolar retard like Phil Brooks wasn't a good career move
>>16286568>who pushed for himSomebody with shit taste or Phil
>It's OK that I caused you to lose your job, I bought you a Spiderman comic
>>16286573Danhausen got signed because he was ROH's biggest merch seller when AEW was negotiating to buy them out but they didn't realize that only meant he sold like 300 t-shirts a year
>>16286579Punk used the law of reciprocity on this geek. I bought you a rare and expensive comic book so now you feel indebted to me.
>>16286568Bitchhausen
does this fag even have what it takes to feud with The Miz?
>>16286583True. This is why I never accept gifts from anyone but my mom.
>>16286568Tony hates comedy gimmick guys who are at all funny. He literally refused to let Toru Yano into the G1.
>>16286568Why doesn't Tony just release him? Is he really that worried about fucking Danhausen going to NXT?
>>16286598Honestly I think Tony is so busy with wrestling and football that he forgets some of these guys are still under contract
You could use him as a manager or a comedy jobber, but the guy isn't actually funny. I blame Tony 99% of the time, but not in this case
>>16286596This. I even think Tony only likes Orange Cassidy so much because Orange is a big workrate guy
>>16286568When he does finally get his release, I badly hope WWE doesn't sign him just so he has a meltdown over Phil not helping him get hired
wtf
>>16286638Oh ok, this dude basically boycotted AEW bookings, I'm assuming to impress Punk
don't bootleg AEW intellectual property
>>16286643He has his wife's son to worry about so show some fucking respect chud!
>>16286638>I need to stay home and take care of my wife’s kid while my wife gets split roasted by bbcHoly kwab
>>16286638>working indies and selling bootleg merchFuck Grifthausen
>>16286638>hey can you work Collision?>sorry Tony I cant, I'm booked to wrestle in front of 12 people on that date next to a Walmart
>>16286638So basically he gets signed by AEW, never gets used, realized he's even more fucked because Punk is gone and just decides to focus more on getting indie bookings and then AEW says they "want him at TV" but he knows this means standing around in catering because they have no interest in using him so he's like "nah, fuck that" and in true fashion Tony is using the dirtsheets to try and slander him as a liar.
>>16286679>he knows this means standing around in cateringYou don't fucking know this. If your boss tells you to come into work you fucking go in. You are under contract mother fucker.
>>16286679Phil won't fuck you
>>16286568Looks like a fucking weirdo. So pretty much like most of you virgins posting here.
>>16286666>I'm booked to wrestle in front of 12 people on that date next to a Walmarthow is that different from collision lmao
>>16286568Someone should really ask Tony about him on one of his next media calls/scrums just to see what he would even say
>>16286719collision has $9 beers
>>16286603Tony Khan running AEW on the WCW model, huh?
>>16286726Tony doesn't show up to the media scrums anymore. IIRC he didn't show up to the last two and probably won't show up to the one next Saturday.
I remember he was supposed to do a Halloween thing last year, but Tony didn't air his vignettes until after Halloween. Was that Danhausen's final appearance in AEW?
>>16286666he'd probably make more selling merch to those 12 people than what tony pays him
>>16286568we should keep bumping this thread until danhausen inevitably repliesi want to know if he still sells bootleg shirts in the parking lot at shows
Why is it that people that don't get used in AEW constantly get slandered in the dirt sheets?
he's seething on twitter right now like a little lefty cuckold, kek
>>16286683>>16286688Tony sucks lmao
Danhausen fucking sucks and hitched his wagon to Phil because he got the comic. Ftr knew that they were doomed unless they cut off Philip so they did and they are still on tv
>>16286568>what wrong wronghe's a comedy jobber midget in a warehouse fed that has too much money for their own good>who pushed for him in the companytony the pig farmer saw some posts on X that got over 2000 likes where the comedy jobber midget was doing the funny voice, so he thought it'd be a great idea to throw a big money contract at him>how are things goinggrim and on a rapid decline as swineamite can barely clear 500k nowadaysthere's your answersthat'll be 11.99 plus tip
>>16286810>i want to know if he still sells bootleg shirts in the parking lot at showsafraid so
>>16286568He's retarded enough to piss off AEW fans by siding with Phil AND republicans by being a woke snowflake. And he's not half the wrestler OR character Santino Marella was.
Are FTR and Punk really no longer friends or is this a pw meme?
>>16286688Stop sucking The Bucks dicks.
>>16286612I think he like Orange because he's fucking deranged and Orange Cassidy is his hyper specific sense of humor.>>16286843Danhausen has manlet energy but he's actually like 6'4.
>>16286903FTR got a clue and realized Punk was a legit psycho and they couldn't defend his actions anymore
>>16286903It's true, but FTR will also latch onto anyone with an ounce of popularity. After Phil it was Edge until Edge got hurt. Right now it's the Outrunners. They're like leeches.
>>16286638>rather work the indies than AEWAEW BTFO AGAIN!!
>>16286810danhausen's "hot wife" is a literal prostitute. he is also is helping raise her bastard son. danhausen is a good little feminist faggot isn't he? lol
>>16286927>5'10"like i said: comedy jobber midget
>>16286568This dweeb is really popular at horror conventions for some reason. A bunch of sluts and booth whores dress up as him. He doesn't need AEW to make a living.
>>16287056It's a work. Being 6'4 wouldn't work with his gimmick. This is why he's always hunched over and crouching.
>>16287081>5'10" manlet talking to a 5'7" manlet with the camera behind the first manletyou're working yourself right now
>>16287091Highly unlikely.
>>16286568He doesn't draw and his bootleg merch doesn't sell.
I hate Danhausen and I'm glad he's not on TV.
>>16286596outrunners? mxm?
maybe tweeting all over the place about bald assholes and weinsteins isn't a good ratings move
>>162867192 extra hotdogs
>>16287285yeah right he's gonna go back to whining about world weinstein entertainment #believeallwomen
>>16287308might as well be bitching about trump grab'm by the pussy at that point
>>16286582He sells more in the parking lot between peak show hours
>>16287161I don't think Tony understands that there's a comedy aspect to the Outrunners, and MxM is probably just his brand of humor, like it was Vince's. He is just millennial Vince McMahon.
You can use anyone as an asset. The wrestling companies waste most of their talent, even some one like danhausen. They could use him for their benefit.
>>16286657We aren't discussing Will Assplay here>>16286683bootlicker LMAO
>Downshousen
>>16287392looks more like you're the kwab here kek
>>16286657GOOD MORNING SIRS
>>16287392>hes STILL mindbroken over budlight making a one off can for some trannygrim
>>16287377This. I'd use Danhausen as an agent of chaos. You need someone to steal something? You need a last second tag partner replacement? You need a guy to hit someone with a car? Danhausen. You want a heel to look really fucking evil? Have them beat the shit out of Danhausen. You don't have to follow this with a feud that involves Danhausen at all, but then get a monster pop when Danhausen comes out in a wheelchair, to pour teeth in the mouth of the defeated heel after the babyface has already done all his hotdogging and grandstanding, and send everyone home happy.
>>16286568they have their fill of comedy wrestlers
>sells bootleg merch for own profit>takes side of someone who nearly destroyed and was one of the main problems for the downfall of the company>constantly retweeting and liking tweets shitting on tonikan >the little times he would get booked he constantly shot down ideas and refused to work>works for other companies on the literal same day hes supposed to work for the company - says its "family" stuffgee i wonder why this guy isnt being booked... i mean tonikan is a retard that cant book but even a broken clock is right twice a day.
>>16287423Anon, I think I should let you know Daniel Garcia, Wheeler Yuta, Sammy Guevara, Jungle Boy, MJF, Hologram, Anthony Bowens, Max Caster, AR Fox, Colten and Austin Gunn, Brian Cage, FTR, Evil Uno, Jay White, Johnny TV, Keith Lee, Kip Sabian, Malakai Black, Ricochet, Ricky Starks, Wardlow, and Will Ospreay are not supposed to be comedy wrestlers in AEW.
>>16286657Good Morning Yank
The sad part is you could easily make Danhausen a draw based on the character alone, but the guy behind the facepaint is a lazy shitter. Professionals like OC can actually work and remain in kayfabe outside of the ring, while Danhausen constantly breaks it to argue with retards online.
He's probably overly confident and thinks once Tony's sick of him he'll get Punk to sign him on at WWE. It'll be hilarious if Punk doesn't answer his calls when this happens.
>>16287422>Danhausen comes out in a wheelchair, to pour teeth in the mouth of the defeated heelYou don't realize how gay and lame that sounds?
>>16287514Punk definitely won't help him, but if Danhausen does get a job with WWE, he will try to take credit for it.
>>16287514>Punk doesn't answer his callsbest timeline
>>16287520YNGMIWTWK
>>16286810>>16286876>>16287025>danhausen being a cuck>danhausen being a feminist faggotIn other news water is wet.
>>16287428even just larping as the rock is a simple admission that gayew is kwab
>>16287438thinking about another man's balls is pretty gay
>>16286583That was to try and fuck his girlfriend.
>>16286568>>16286638That explains why he got so angry at this.
>>16287831Help me understand the joke
>>16287831>a vampire with downsLmao
>>16287913Kek that’s his entire gimmick, just a retarded vampire
>>16286660You say his name and he appears
Tony has been freezing out or otherwise refusing to use guys that were loyal to Phil ahead of him. Dunno why he doesn't just do a round of releases.
>>16286657Good morning sir!
>>16286568His wrestling "career" before AEW was being a very mediocre jobber-tier nobody that meme'd his way into a marketable character.He said he was desperate to wrestle and be treated as a wrestler. Yet, even in GCW, he's treated as a joke rather than a serious competitor. His world title match was interrupted and turned into a tag match. He's a clown and acts like a clown and that's ok.He's exactly where he should and deserves to be. He should be happy he's still able to put his face on kinds of nerd shit while collecting Tony's checks, and got to bring his (step)daughter out on stage with him once.I don't even really think it's a Phil thing so much as they bring in every hot character and then some of them just don't fit into plans. Look at the guy who interrupted his world title match, Joey Janela, and how hot he was before he signed and broke up with Ford and just sort of fizzled out.
>>16288088FTR and HoB have been regularly getting used. Although FTR wised up and distanced themselves from Phil and HoB learned to keep their mouths shut at least.
>>16286903Phil hasn't mentioned them since leaving and they stopped making veiled comments about each other. Saying that, Dax filed for the CMFTR trademark so who knows.>>16286938Also this. Watching them try to get Edge involved right after Phil left was cringe.
>>16286638Danhausen has been banned from Collision
>>16288105Yup FTR got the fuck in line and HOB did the same. Guys like Andrade, Miro, Danhausen, etc, didn't and aren't being used. Tony should just clean house but he's clearly too much of a pussy to let 10-15 guys go back to the Fed.
>>16288098Joey would still have a steady midcard job at AEW if he didn't try shooting on Hangman
>>16287438This is why I love AEW
>>16288189I thought that was the other way around? I remember Hangman absolutely blasting him with a buckshot one time
>>16286579The only person retardhausen has to blame is himself
>>16287831Hahahahaa!!! Holy shit! Have we heard from Cryhausen? He got fucking ether'dGonna be seething harder than an Aewfag when they see "No Milly?" Danhausen show yourself time to take your medicine from the 4chan Boyz
>>16287831RFK would destroy danhausen
>>16286568>>16288731
>>16288309That Buckshot was a receipt
>>16288312I hate Phil but this is true, none of punks other hanger ons torpedoed their own career for him like dax or Brodie king
>>16286589no, he's a comedy undercard act, he's entertaining but no one would ever take him as a serious challenger
>>16286679he was used a bunch before the punk shit, even when he wasn't medically cleared they had him doing backstage segments and commentary, he's just a genuine retard who has tanked his career cause Phil gave him a comic book
>>16286638Nah that’s carny as fuck and I kinda respect the grift
>>16288116and Santana
>>16288098joey admitted himself that he was pretty lazy in AEW and probably should have tried harder, he also got on Phil's bad side while Phil was still Tony's favourite so that didn't help him either, desu I'd like to see AEW give him another chance he started putting more effort in in the last 6 months he was there, was getting fitter and putting alot more energy into his promos and matches
>>16287285What exactly do you think a Marxist is? Because it's not a man with the fucking Pepsi logo tattooed on his body.
>>16289130phil supports women’s reproductive rights so he has to use the zed words he learned from fox news for people he doesn’t like
>>16286638>Please get me a job daddy Phil at WWE>P-Phil... why arent you returning my calls anymore>I thought we were friends, you bought me a comic book.
>>16286727is that cheap or expensive? I can't into monopoly money
>>16286876>bootleg wwe merch at an aew showclassic
Crazy ego for these literal nobodies.Can't imagine how those WWE ID dorks feel
>>16289660WWE has $18 beers
>>16287905RFK making a "if you only knew how bad things really are" face with a quarter pounder a coke in front of him.
>>16286568tony needs doge to help purge his company.
>>16289660it has nothing to do with the company it's the venue they are doing the show in. goes for any event sport concert doesn't matter
>>16286638>sir, notice me Punk sir
>>16287514Does Punk have any sway at all? Really? Since he got back he's got "Small Cog" written all over him.
>>16286679Fraid so
>>16286568comedy shitter belongs to the indies
>>16287905RFK is a meatsuit piloted by alien worms that live in his brain.
>>16289117>he also got on Phil's bad sideI remember that. Punk saw him smoking and said some shit like 'is this what you do all day'
>>16286568>>16286568I know he browses and probably seething the ITT.lol thanks for the headline
>>16291020He's a crybaby bitch who needs to relocate to BlueSky. Also kinda funny, but apparently "reports" on BlueSky have skyrocketed to immeasurable levels. Apparently, they're all busy snitching on each other there and acting like assholes.It's like 4chan for the AEW fans.
>>16286568>he gets to get paid by sitting and home and relaxingman, what a own....
>>16291061So blue sky is a real platform? I thought you faggots were memeing skye blue
>>16291128its the hit new thing to say you moved over to blue sky to be progressive and then still actively post on twitter. most people who "moved" over are anti-AI people or people who despise elon musk
