>has a flavor for every color of the rainbow >change one letter and PRIME turns into PRIDE >married to a dude >has a baby with a dude>PRIME is full of artificial sweeteners proven to turn you into a fag >plays with pokemon like a true faggot>gives jewelry to other men>is a jew and everyone knows jews are the gayest people on earth>worshipped by GEN Z which is the gayest generation everHow long until Logan lets his true intentions be known and turns the PRIME bottle into a cock?Why does Logan want to turn kids gay?Why does WWE pay him millions of dollars to be such a scumbag?How long until WWE Raw turns into WWE Ram as in WWE Ram a cock up your gay ass?
>>16294030‘fraid so
for me it's Lunchly, the fresh mold covered and lead filled meal for faggy bitchtits like me that are on the go!
turned YOU gay real quick
>>16294030Prime and WWE do be gay af
>>16294030He's so happy that kid is drinking his fag juice
Me on the left, drinking my sixth Prime hydration beverage of the day.*siiiiip*AHHHHAnd it's not even my last one for the day! I just cannot get enough of Prime sports drinks, drink mixes, and energy drinks. Best of all, they are low in calories, vegan, and gluten free. You should try one, friends. (:
>>16294030I heard this shit isn't selling so well anymore
>>16294081Not at all. The Prime like of drinks is FLYING off the shelves, just like your favorite superstars FLY off the ropes. (: So you better grab one while you can from your local Walmart, Target, or anywhere you buy your beverages. You can even order them online! Use code: FUCKJANNIES24 to get $0.00 off your order.
>>16294080I tried it one time ever and it tasted like slop. It also has cheap stuff like sucralose in it. VitaminWater, Bai and BodyArmor mog it.
>>16294092Good morning sir! Good to see Logan has outsourced his gay shills to India!
>>16294099This! Once I tried Vitamin Water I never went back to stuff like Prime. You should put down soda, Prime, and Celsius, anons. Instead, stay hydrated while you enhance your water drinking experience with the vitamins and electrolytes in the many flavors of vitaminwater®
>>16294081Ya all the middle aged men found out no mater how many tiktok vids they make drinking it they wont get teen pussy.
Mmmm some irrefutable facts made here if I say so myself
>>16294051kek this
>>16294030Yes
>>16294112Just as long as it’s the kind with 0 sugar. Thankfully those don’t substitute it with sucralose or aspartame.
>>16294140Not only that, Vitamin Go Zero has the same great taste as regular Vitamin Water.Being a single mother of four black kids, Vitamin Water is also perfect for those who are always on-the-go. (:
>>16294112I drink water but can't stop drinking sugar free energy drinks. I think I should go back on Adderall because it's cheaper.
>>16294080they taste like shit, I'll stick to delicious blue V
>>16294030>Why does Logan want to turn kids gay?So they can reproduce.
>>16294030I gave my pet frogs prime and now they can't stop having buttsex! WTF Logan Paul!
>>16294182Haha, as the kids say: based! This Anonymous poster has a point, guys, Blue V is the drink that is changing the beverage industry. Power up your day with Blue V Energy Drink: your ultimate source of vitality for those demanding days when you crave an extra kick. Experience the invigorating effect and seize the day!
>>16294030I drank prime and it turned me into a girl
>>16294340I need to drink prime
>>16294030Prime refers to the age of the target demographic.Guess what kind of prime.It ain't choice.
>>16294081Something about causing cancer which is an antidraw.Bit like AEW really.
>>16294393He also uses un-purified water full of birth control hormones that makes kids turn into fags
>>16294030What does Logan do with all the gay kids though? According to Tristan Tate if Logan went to prison he would end up with a higher male body count than his wife but he also wouldn't be starting at 0.>Whoa little man! Did you just take that whole bottle to the dome? Heh heh why don't you come back to my PRIME Mansion for a night cap...
>>16294030Many people are saying this!
>>16294030You tell me
>>16294402Speaking from experience?
>>16294030afRaid so
