>Anon, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I get banned for 3 days for going off-topic, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.>I don't hate you, anon. I don't even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people on the board.>I hate this idea that you're the gayest. Because you're not. I'm the gayest. I'm the gayest in the world. There's one thing you're better at than I am and that's kissing the janny's ass.>You're as good as kissing the janny's ass as Ojama was. I don't know if you're as good as Hogwheels though. He's a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.>Whoops! I'm breaking the fourth wall!>I am the gayest shitposter in the world.>I've been the gayest since day one when I hopped on this board. And I've been vilified and hated since that day because Wolfie saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a NWOWolfpacTV guy. You know who else was a Wolfie guy? Carter. And he split just like I'm splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Carter is I'm going to leave with the /pw/ championship>I've grabbed so many of the mods brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that they're just that, they're completely imaginary. The only thing that's real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the gayest on this board, in that gamethread, even in joshi threads! Nobody can touch me!
>And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I'm not on your lovely little collector cups. I'm not on the 1st page of the log. I'm barely promoted. I don't get to be in screencaps. I'm certainly not on any crappy threads about PLEs. I'm not on the poster of /pw/mania. I'm not on the banner that's produced for our board. I'm not mentioned in the Iyo thread. I'm not even memed on. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.>This isn't sour grapes. But the fact that Hogwheels is in the main event at /pwmania/ next year and I'm not makes me sick!>Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you're the ones who are ignoring my threads right now. You're the ones that post in those threads that I didn't start. And then at five in the morning when you're drunk, you necrobump my thread to shove it in my face that it didn't get over and I'm too lazy to go get a real job.>I'm leaving with the /pw/ championship. And hell, who knows, maybe I'll go defend it in on Wrestleforums. Maybe…I'll go back to wooodit.>Hey Bitchtits! How ya doing?
>The reason I'm leaving is you faggots. Because after I'm gone, you're still going to shitpost on this board. I'm just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Gookmoot is going to make money despite himself. He's a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he's not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, nonsensical, douchebag moderators like pedomod, who's going to ban everyone he wants banned, and I'd like to think that maybe this site will better after gookmoot is dead. But the fact is, it's going to be taken over by some new retarded shitskin with bad taste.>Let me tell you a personal story about gookmoot alright. We do this whole anti-spam campaign...
Fine speech
Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, WhopperJunior, Double, Triple WhopperFlame-grilled taste with perfect toppersI rule this dayLettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchupIt's okay if I don't want thatImpossible or bacon WhopperAny Whopper my wayYou rule, you're seizin' the dayAt BK, have it your way(You rule)
>>16294622HE'S SHOOTING!
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>>16294622Fine speech
>>16294622Have a (you) anon
