Book the segment...
>>16295417A deconstruction of coom bait, which is still coom bait
>>16295417>Both come out in lingerie>Before they can speak my music hits (Not afraid by Eminem) >HUGE POP>I come out completely naked>HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!>I hit the ring>Mina kisses my neck>Mariah gets on her knees>YOU DESERVE IT! YOU DESERVE IT!>Before Mariah touches my dick I blast rope everywhere>Crowd goes quiet>Cut to shocked looking guys in the crowd>I start stammering out an apology>Mariah and Mina back away from me while looking disgusted>Cut to a crying kid in the audience>Crowd starts to boo>BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! >I run up the ramp trying to fight back the tears>WE WANT REFUNDS! WE WANT REFUNDS!>Ratings come in next day>650k
>>16295469>Disappointed Mariah walks back up the ramp to the locker room>"I AGREE, I AGREE"
>>16295417>Mina will get champagne on her tittiesTone working overtime to beat the trannyfed allegations
>>16295417Someone gets covered in champagne, there will probably be a kiss, it gets interrupted by who gives a shit and it goes on for way too long
My prediction, not my booking, is lots of flirty nonsense building up to a long deep kiss between Mina and Mariah... Then Toni's music hits and they freeze like statues, eyes wide and lip locked.
>>16295417Mina goes for the kiss, Mariah attacks her, cheap boos ensue, still nobody cares about Mariah May's championship run.
Why are AEW fans all woke libtards, but they also love coomer diva segments?
>>16295520body positivity is my guess
>>16295417
>>16295469Okay but how did it do in the 18-49 demo?
>>16295520'Libtards' are usually addicted to pornography and degeneracy, high rate of coomers. "Based" republichads think masturbation is evil and are obsessed with stupid gym bro shit like "nofap". Keep up.
>>16295520Don't think too much, these are nothing but desperate attempts to appeal the 18-49 demo
>>16295417Start teasing each other until it turns into a molestation match for the title that far surpasses Trish/Mickie as both try to rape the other instead of just one woman trying to do it.
>>16295417Why are the names switched? That low key bugs me.
>>16295561Same.Movie posters do this all the time and it bothers me like you can’t believe.
>>16295570The reason it happens on movie posters is because there are contractual agreements in place about what order the names need to appear.
>>16295578Ok but it still looks dumb
>>16295520It's "empowering" when it's a woman's idea.
>>16295587Imagine what this coomer looks like irl
>>16295417>women's promo during a ppvTony truly is the worst booker of all time
>>16295417https://youtu.be/GzcxTdsE5qw
>>16295605It’s fine if it’s sex.Rather tits than a match 2bh
>>16295520they are woke libtards but AEW is their religion so the company can do no wrong in their eyes
>>16295417The Hurt Business walk in
>>16295469Hi, Tony!Have to admit, I appreciate the honesty for once.
>>16295520Tony literally lets these whores write their own storylines and this is what they come up with. Its not like he's an 80yo man SHITTING on their hesds.
>>16295417Mariah attacks Mina and Toni makes the save
>>16296001Deonna and Taya attack the duo.
>>16295505This but they don't even kiss because AEW is the most predictable bullshit. If Toni Storm is still on vacation then it gets interrupted by some random woman's tag team that Tiny threw together the night before.
>>16295417Remember back in the attitude era when a diva was about to flash her tits at the audience only to have the segment ruined by the heel? Do that. Instead of Sgt Slaughter or the Right to Censor ruining things, have it be Deonna and Taya
>>16296015No Toni is saving Mina which sets up a triple threat at Worlds End and then Toni wins the belt back at Grand Slam Australia
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>>16296136See also: Mick Foley.
>>16295417>Mariah and Mina wear sexy club party dresses and dance on the ramp>Champagne in the ring>Mariah cuts a droning promo>We Want Wrestling chants (use plant if it doesn't happen naturally)>Mariah: "No you don't, you've proven time and time again that you don't care about Women's Wrestling. You just want to see us shake our tits and ass in our underwear. Don't lie.">Fans continue to chant for wrestling>Mina pipes up and says "Why not both" and challenges Mariah to a "No Gear" match where the first girl to rip her opponents gear off gets to have all the champagne>*mega poo*>Mariah agrees, but just as they lock up, they turn back to the crowd and start laughing>"We're wearing dresses, not gear! Looks like we can't have the match, way to prove my point!">Standard heel promo to finish>Some "serious" women come out and strip them on the rampTLDR: I would basically rip this segment off. https://youtu.be/SXwOXcxT34c?si=eSwhAd5GxhLIBMqz
>>16295520Why are cuckservatives angry incels?
>>16296285Red sweep, loser.
>>16296136>CM PunkIn before the Phil Defense Squad
>>16296285You lost.
both come out barefoot and force me to lick their feet for a 10 minute segment
>>16295520It's empowering if the women push for it, apparently.
>>16295587People who get offended on behalf of others grind my gears to no end.
>>16295469>>Ratings come in next day>>650k>Jesus kid, you just got us a new deal for Collision, we've never seen numbers this high. Tony's giving you the book.
>>16295417I believe they are lowkey selling this on the premise that because it's PPV, *MAYBE* you might get to see Mina's boobs. Never know ;)As for what will actually happen, Mariah will heel on Mina, maybe even as she's trying to show us the goods, Toni Storm return.
>>16295534>18-49 demo>a PPVare you a retard
>>16295417So she isn't defending the title at full gear?
>>16298447Fraid not, TK forgot to build any challengers and made her fight Anna Jay 10 times instead.
