>Never the guy>Never drew a dime>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers>Never cut a memorable promo>Never put anyone over>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us>His biker cosplay was cringe>His MMA cosplay was cringe>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE"""""""">Shit taste in whiskey>Shit hairline>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.
>>16297163Mmmm wrestlers court tonight, boy
>Always the guy>Drew billions of dimes>Had great matches throughout his career even with inferior workers>Cut a memorable promo about taking the Big Show to the desert>Not a self-mark, put numerous guys over even shitters like Vladimir Kozlov>Never stepped out of the WWE because he knew they needed him despite Ted Turner offering him more money>Main evented the highest drawing SS of the 90s>Main evented the highest drawing WM of the 00s>Main evented the highest drawing WM of the 10s>Was always in the main title picture>The better member of The Brothers of Destruction>The better member of The Unholy Alliance>The best member of The Ministry of Darkness>The best member of The Corporate Ministry>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" is so badass nobody talks about them for fear of getting BTFO>His biker cosplay was based and made biker culture so cool Sons of Anarchy and countless other TV shows ripped it off years later>His MMA gimmick was based and inspired millions of people to start their own training>Recognized by his peers as the best pure striker in the WWE>Great taste in whiskey>Had his ex-wife's name tattoo removed through using his own supernatural powers>Traded in his ex-wife for a much hotter blonde bimbo who knows her place>Has so many achievements and was booked to go undefeated at Wrestlemania the day he signed his first contract>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one selflessly charismatic CEO whose professional achievement is making a billion dollars in just 2 years>Drew so well in his 1997 title run that they gave it to Bret Hart since no-one could possibly rival Taker's run so they didn't even try with the next guy>Spent the latter part of his career protecting his legacy by gatekeeping inferior young talent>The biggest impact he had on the business was mentoring his buddies so they could go over and draw as many dimes as he has
Take a bump
>>16297163idk i always liked him
>>16297163classic
>>16297163>can't Chokeslam Hoganhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9TqP5suWoA
I remember that even Stone Cold Steve Austin and Shawn Michaels threads claimed they never drew a dime! So there are millions AND MILLIONS of Rock fans trying to destroy the legacy of every other WWE legend and also John Cena's fans who're just as many but you can't see them they're like their favorite guy!
Mmmm.>*gets pushed to the moon in his first year in WWF*Did you pay your dues boy?>*gets full creative control over his character*Oh you didn't?>*bitches to Vince about backstage shenanigans*Well around here boy>*gets you buried for not wearing a suit*You gotta wait your turn>*gets his friends and fellow Texans pushed as soon as they come in the door*So you get down that liquor store>*takes time off whenever he feels like it*And you better bring back a case of Jack for me and the boys>*refuses to put anyone over*Don't like it son?>*refuses to go out on his back*Well maybe you ain't gonna make it in the big leagues>*comes back for Saudi money and buries a younger talent*Mmmm don't wanna mess with me>*gets his wife a lucrative payday*Or the boys will make your life hell>*gets a life time contract with WWE*Run along, kid>*spends too long on his HoF induction*Mmmmm>*buries AJ Styles, literally, in his last match*Vince, this kid ain't got it>*does stand up and babysits rapist Vince to Saudi events*Got no respect>*does Hotones*
>>16297163>Never cut a memorable promoBig Show & the desert promo is top 5 of all time>>16297204>The better member of The Brothers of DestructionThat’s total bullshit
>>16297163True that
This is now an MMMMMMMMMMMM.... thread.Post ya MMMMMMMMMM'S
>>16300489MMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>16297163This faggot has the most manufactured fake legacy in wrestling. Legend my ass, Steve Austin would never slum it up with Maven in the Hardcore division or try to get Nathan Jones over or get squashed by the Great Khali
>>16301505all legacys in wrestling are fake and manufactured.
>>16297163I enjoyed him when he was active but he is a very memeable guy
>>16297163MY GOAT
>>16301667this. idk how people get it. its an exercise in nepotism and politicking except for very few circumstances
>>16297163>Never cut a memorable promo.Someone post IT. You know the desert....
>>16297701
>>16297163ya seethe?
>>16301505>Steve Austin would never slum it up with Mavensimpcuck steve would rather get bitchslapped by Molly Holly Golly
>>16301505bro slumped it out of wheelchair to ruin his legacy against FAT Kevin stein
>>16297192
>>16303377>backstage 15 minutes later
>>16303501more like this
>>16303585
>>16297163bullshit
>>16297163facts
>>16297163KWAUMFBN
