Categories:>OVERALL KWABOTY>FEMALE WRESTLER KWABOTY>MALE WRESTLER KWABOTY>KWAB MOMENT OF THE YEAR>KWAB PROMOTION OF THE YEAR>NON WRESTLER KWABOTY>UNKWABOTY>LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT KWAB>BEST NEW KWAB
All Tony
>>16304329fpbp
There's only one KWABOTY and his name is Tony Khan
>>16304315>>OVERALL KWABOTYtony khan>>FEMALE WRESTLER KWABOTYmercedes mone>>MALE WRESTLER KWABOTYodyssey jones>>KWAB MOMENT OF THE YEARadam copeland breaks his leg jumping off a cage / adam copeland cuts a FUN FUN FUN promo>>KWAB PROMOTION OF THE YEARaew>>NON WRESTLER KWABOTYvince>>UNKWABOTYbronson sneed>>LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT KWABmercedes mone>>BEST NEW KWABdijak
>>16304315>>OVERALL KWABOTYtony>>FEMALE WRESTLER KWABOTYmonke>>MALE WRESTLER KWABOTYricochet>>KWAB MOMENT OF THE YEAR329k>>KWAB PROMOTION OF THE YEARaew>>NON WRESTLER KWABOTYtony>>UNKWABOTYvince>>LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT KWABtony>>BEST NEW KWABricochet
OP is overall KWABOTY
>OVERALL KWABOTYTony Khan>FEMALE WRESTLER KWABOTYMercedes Mone>MALE WRESTLER KWABOTYAdam Copeland>KWAB MOMENT OF THE YEARCopeland talking about how fun AEW is and then breaking his leg>KWAB PROMOTION OF THE YEARAEW>NON WRESTLER KWABOTYKamala>UNKWABOTYBronson Sneed>LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT KWABVirgil (KWADB)>BEST NEW KWABThe NXT black who failed the RKO spot
>>16304367>>16304352Kys Peepfag
>>16304370>making fun Copeland makes me peepfagRetarded ass faggot
>>16304315still tony
>>16304315worshiping cora's pits while she calls me an incel
>>16304315too much fucking effort. Just keep it as KWABOTY nobody wants to go through an entire list
>>16304315>OVERALLKamala Harris>FEMALE WRESTLERIyo Sky>MALE WRESTLEREdge>KWAB MOMENTDynamite ratings below 400k>KWAB PROMOTIONAEW>NON WRESTLER Tony Khan>UNKWABOTYDonald Trump>LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENTSunny>BEST NEW KWABKamala Harris
>>16304315>OVERALL KWABOTYVince followed by Tiny. Ultimately, he lost his company.>FEMALE WRESTLER KWABOTYMercedes Mone-- for failing to draw after all the money spent.>MALE WRESTLER KWABOTYRicochet, for being SM obsessed and regretting everything.>KWAB MOMENT OF THE YEARTiny showing the All Out footage>KWAB PROMOTION OF THE YEARAEW-- it's just sad.>NON WRESTLER KWABOTYKamala Harris>UNKWABOTYJoe Biden, for spending his last four months scheming to fuck over the dems.>LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT KWABSunny. >BEST NEW KWABRicochet-- him and his girl just keep giving.
>>16304315That's good and all but I'm waking up with a morning wood every single day after starting exercise and today it was the worst, I had to wait for my boner to be gone for minutes before I pee from fear my young 15 inch Greek BWC will explode if I pee while it's penis erectus and I was freezing and shit>How is this related to wrestlingWhat if I meet my favorite wrestlefu and get a random boner, it will be so embarrassing and she might think I'm some freak or what if she's a freak herself and whips it out and starts licking it or something, Yikes!
Vince McMahonMercedes MoneRicochetDave Meltzer turning Dutch Mantel’s gofundme into a hit pieceNWAKamala HarrisLudwig KaiserBilly CorganEddie Kingston
>>16306968That chest tattoo ruins everything
>>16307279Where, I don't see it
>>16306968Stop deadposting her
>>16306968Did she get the hand and arm tattoos removed?
>>16307293She’s a man now?
>>16304315>>OVERALL KWABOTYTonyVinceJack PerryCopelandBucksScott D'AmoreChris BeyEddie KingstonDanhausenBuddy MatthewsOkadaLuchasaurasBaron CorbinRicochetSamantha Irvin>FEMALE WRESTLER KWABOTYMercedes MoneBritt Baker>MALE WRESTLER KWABOTYJack PerryCopelandBucksChris BeyEddie KingstonDanhausenBuddy MatthewsOkadaLuchasaurasBaron CorbinRicochet>KWAB MOMENT OF THE YEARCopelandWembley footage329k>KWAB PROMOTION OF THE YEARAEWMarigold>NON WRESTLER KWABOTYKamalaBidenDiddyDrake>UNKWABOTYRockCodySneed>LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT KWABVinceMeltzer>BEST NEW KWABLord White
>>16307293I'm concerned about my boners
>>16304315>OVERALL KWABOTYTony Khan>FEMALE WRESTLER KWABOTYMercedes>MALE WRESTLER KWABOTYKenny "Blew out his Anus" Omega>KWAB MOMENT OF THE YEARAEW's ratings free fall>KWAB PROMOTION OF THE YEARAEW>NON WRESTLER KWABOTYKamala Harris>UNKWABOTYTrump>LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT KWABTony>BEST NEW KWABAdam Cole getting dumped, injured, and just in general failing
>>16304315>>OVERALL KWABOTYvince mcmahonHONORABLE MENTIONS: tony khan, dave meltzer, brian last>>FEMALE WRESTLER KWABOTYmercedes moneHM: britt baker>>MALE WRESTLER KWABOTYodyssey jonesHM: edge, ricochet, drew mcintyre, kenny omega>>KWAB MOMENT OF THE YEARedge breaking his legsHM: 329k, every ricochet tweet, randy orton/je'von evans (split) missed RKO, the box office of red one (rock's new movie)>>KWAB PROMOTION OF THE YEARAEWHM: marigold, GCW>>NON WRESTLER KWABOTYkamala harrisHM: drake>>UNKWABOTYbronson sneedHM: joe biden, linda mcmahon, TNA, AEW's good deal, big boom AJ>>LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT KWAByou, the viewerHM: dutch mantel, sid eudy, ole anderson >>BEST NEW KWABsamantha irvin and her immediately becoming female ricochet upon leaving WWE
>>16304315>OVERALL KWABOTYVince, for the next decade. >FEMALE WRESTLER KWABOTYI'd have to say Rhea. She's been injured and sidelined multiple times this year, all to the detriment of her career. Got cucked in kayfabe and dominated several times, keeps having shoot melties every now and then on twitter, and now she looks fucking hideous for Survivor because either her ego wouldn't let her rest, or WWE is that fucking desperate for women wrestlers. They should've given the role to someone else, and that's a shoot. >MALE WRESTLER KWABOTYWas the Young Bucks' Punk reveal this year? Them. Or Odyssey Jones. >KWAB MOMENT OF THE YEARBron jobbing to Sami on his first IC belt. >KWAB PROMOTION OF THE YEARAEW. >NON WRESTLER KWABOTYAmerica. >UNKWABOTYPete Dunne? >LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT KWABVince. >BEST NEW KWABAnyone on WWE Speed. Or Rhea.
>OVERALL KWABOTYVince McMahon>FEMALE WRESTLER KWABOTYAlexa Bliss>MALE WRESTLER KWABOTYTie between Dijak and Gable Steveson>KWAB MOMENT OF THE YEARVince texts, Eddie Kingston getting kneecapped, Dijak's Tweet to Ricochet>KWAB PROMOTION OF THE YEARNJPW>NON WRESTLER KWABOTYP Diddy. Anyone saying Kamala has lost their minds.>UNKWABOTYPunk, unfortunately>LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT KWABDave Meltzer>BEST NEW KWABShota Umino
>>16304315>>OVERALL KWABOTYVince if we're keeping it related to wrestling, but Kamala if not>>FEMALE WRESTLER KWABOTYRhea>>MALE WRESTLER KWABOTYDijak>>KWAB MOMENT OF THE YEARI think the only objective way of measuring this is to judge how much shitposting was going on on the board in the aftermath of the KWAB moment, so I have to say it is Vince's texts getting leaked/his whole case>>KWAB PROMOTION OF THE YEARMarigold or Ice Ribbon>>NON WRESTLER KWABOTYKamala>>UNKWABOTYBronson Reed>>LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT KWABViince>>BEST NEW KWABShota Umno
>>16307551>>FEMALE WRESTLER KWABOTY>Alexa BlissThe board's one sashafag weighs in
>>16304315who won KWABOTY last year?
>>16307707twas still Tony
>>16307704>Career ending helmet pregnancy>No sold by WWE now that she's trying to come backEhhh.
>>16307714>throws acid in your face
>>16307721>Career ending keep dreaming
>>16304315all vince
>>16304315pits
>>16304315>>OVERALL KWABOTYTony Khan>>FEMALE WRESTLER KWABOTYMercedes "CEO" Mone>>MALE WRESTLER KWABOTYDijak "Twitter Bitch / Dirt sheet leaking asshole" Donovan>>KWAB MOMENT OF THE YEARWembley All in footage release segment, reception and ratings>>KWAB PROMOTION OF THE YEARAEW>>NON WRESTLER KWABOTYU,S, Taxpayers>>UNKWABOTY Bronson Reed HM : Ridge Holland, Bron Breakker>>LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT KWABDave Meltzer HM: Billy Corgan, Virgil, >>BEST NEW KWABRicochet - meteoric plummet from a midcard nobody cares about to massive KWAB everyone knows, heading to 2025 with full steam
>>16304315>OVERALL KWABOTYTony. It's close with Vince but the fact that Vince made billions from his humiliation while Tony lost money doing it, tips it for me>FEMALE WRESTLER KWABOTYMercedes>MALE WRESTLER KWABOTYEdge>KWAB MOMENT OF THE YEARShowing the Brawl Out footage >KWAB PROMOTION OF THE YEARGCW>NON WRESTLER KWABOTYDiddy>UNKWABOTYCody changing the Mania plans>LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT KWABDave Meltzer>BEST NEW KWABRicochet
>eurofaggot posting hours>Vince as KWABOTY everywhereget your own internet, ya fuckin dependas.
I would like to nominate /pw/ for KWABOTY for not coming up with a single good meme this year and falling back on all the tired nonsense of the years prior
>sighHere we go again.January 2024>First Dynamite of 2024 and the fallout from Worlds End is completely overshadowed by Rock appearing on RAW Day 1, ratings drop 12%>Tony lets slip that he's not allowed to seek a new TV deal for AEW right now as they're still in the contract period, and has to sit and wait like a cuck while WBD courts WWE RAW>Tries to dunk on Jinder Mahal on Twitter only for the entire IWC to defend Jinder, and gets BTFO when it's pointed out that Jinder's appearence outdrew all of his weekly shows put together >Puts his world title on Samoa Joe as part of a cross promotion deal with WBD and their new Suicide Game, only for the game to be critically panned and bomb>Hires a new events guy who stops the BOGOF ticket scam, resulting in 2200 attendance for Dynamite and 1500 for CollisionFebruary 2024>Tweets out a gloating message about Rossy Ogawa's firing only to find that the Stardom locker room loves him and alienates nearly every Stardom wrestler from AEW>Books a 4 week lead in for the 2/7 Dynamite only to have it drop from the week prior>Announces a live show for Mercedes Moné expecting an instant sellout and only gets 4,000 tickets sold at $20 >Starts offering BOGOF tickets to the Big Business show and still lagging behind Blood and Guts from last year despite the new live events manager putting a stop to this practice only a month ago>Dynamite reaches 1 year sub 1milly viewers >Loses promoter of the year to Haitch>WWE wins promotion of the year for first time in over 20 years not because they were good but because AEW was so badMarch>Mercedes Moné says in an interview that she's going to go back to WWE as it's the big leagues, a week before debuting in AEW>Big Business has a 5 week lead in only to remain steady from the week before>An updated report comes out dropping Big Business's rating even lower>Mercedes crashes every quarter she's in in her first 3 appearences>AEW is forced to downsize DoN 2024 due to less hype
>>16308652April>CM Phil interview reveals that no one respects Tony as a boss and his NDAs are worthless>Tony releases 10 wrestlers on April Fools Day and they don't think it's serious, goes back on his long held "I honor my contracts" ethos>Makes Edge cut a rah rah speech on live TV because Phil hurt his feelings >WBD doesn't renew AEW within the contract renewal period and Tony now scrambles to negotiate with other companies >Airs the backstage Phil All In footage on Dynamite as a "gotcha" only to be ridiculed >Puts his world title on NXT alumni Swerve Strickland only to find the PPV buys plummeted >Takes a bump on live TV and drops 70k viewers from the week prior>Gets invited to NFL press coverage and says "WWE is Harvey Weinstein" immediately getting cut off, also refers to his brand as Pepsi May >AEW is cancelled on 3 different international networks within a 3 day period >WBD loses the NBA and their advertising income>Isn't mentioned on the WBD upfronts amidst rumors of WBD cutting costs>Tony cries about how his company is treated on Twitter (again) and gets made fun of>Tony gives the neckbrace from his injury angle to a charity and when it doesn't get bidders he buys it back for a $100k donationJune>Tony goes on another Twitter rant about how he's a sicko and makes wrestling for other sickos (wtaf was this?)>A few months after calling his brand the Pepsi of wrestling, Pepsi becomes the third most popular brand of soda behind Coke and Dr Pepper >MJFs big return does average tickets and numbers despite being one of the few things advertised for the show>Gets made fun of by all the wrestling podcasters who say he's losing it because the Fast Nationals leak >Books a residency for Collision/RoH at a 1,300 capacity venue for 4 weeks and struggles to reach even 500 tickets>Leaks an unsourced low NXT rating only for the rating for AEW to drop to a record low while NXT beat them in total viewers and the demo (and the fake rating still beat AEW)
>>16308652>>16308657June (cont..)>Flies in Último Guerrero for a match with Okada and makes him wear a mask, despite him not wrestling in one in over ten years, resulting in AEWs gear guy rigging a half assed one together that falls off constantly. AEW production has to edit the match to look passable as the crowd were laughing at Ultimo>Tony has a bizarre interview on WOR where he says the word "great" around 14 times when talking about the WBD deal while looking nervous>Tony books a bunch Mistico with the Lucha Bros specifically as a first time ever match only to be told by Dave Meltzer that it's the third time they've teamed upJuly>Tony books Stephanie Vaquer in a main event spot on TV and at Forbidden Door against Mercedes Moné only for her to sign with WWE a week later>Tony brags about Dynamite increasing their audience for the Twitter hivemind to point out that they still lost to NXT in the demo, seemingly reversing the narrative from 2020>Blood and Guts 2024 is the lowest rated B&G so far, down from the previous week>Tony books a meeting with Shane McMahon teasing an appearance on Dynamite only for the rating to drop >MJF runs in to the women's locker room and shouts at Britt Baker, only for Baker to get fined and suspended August >WBD let's the AEW option expire leaving AEW without a TV deal after December 2024>Lucha Bros announce they've sought new trademarks and are leaving with WWE right after Tony booked them at All In, needing to change plans >Young Bucks disappear from TV right before All In because it turns out Tony gave them limited dates and didn't plan ahead>Tony has Swerve cut a promo alluding to "50k people at Wembley" seemingly showing Tony has given up on getting anywhere close to last year>WBDs streaming merger is blocked, providing yet another roadblock to AEWs TV rights>Suspends tickets for All In at 55k giving up hope of getting close to last year
>>16308652>>16308657>>16308662September>Mercedes Moné strong arms Tony in to going on later in the evening and running late with her entrance, leading to time being cut from her match as well as the Jack Perry/Darby Allin match and cutting short Stings cameo>Turnstyle count confirms All In 2024 was 36% less than last year>Deletes wins and losses from the AEW roster page, completely giving up on his sports based presentation September>All Out has it's lowest attendance so far>Tony has a schizo interview where he claims again that WWE has a legion of journalists all making bad press for AEW>Tickets for Wrestledream are sluggish leading to Tony cutting prices heavily >Tony changes up plans for Wrestledream and doesn't coordinate with producers, meaning that Darby Allin looks like an idiot for giving up his title match with Danielson>Mercedes Moné hints about having creative control as well as limited datesOctober>Tony gets a rare W by getting a new TV deal for AEW although it's immediately overshadowed by rock bottom Dynamite ratings and attendance, Tony posts a cope on Twitter claiming AEW is wildly successful despite every measurable metric being down, showing he doesn't understand PR>The build to Wrestledream is lambasted as confusing and inconsistent while Tony posts on Twitter about how successful AEW is, again>Moxley states in an interview that AEW has lost its intensity and identity, fans pile on Tony not realising that the Mox interview was in kayfabe but still speaks truth>Tony is sued by 3 ex AEW employees regarding dismissal>Keith Lee and Miro once again ask for their release and it's not granted despite neither being used for ages>Tony adds injury to to Rey Fenix's contract after Penta supposedly leaks and upcoming package WWE deal for both of them, leading to lots of negative press>WWE announces their NXT ID system which prevents indie wrestlers from appearing on AEW, and if AEW offers a contract WWE has the right of first refusal
>>16308652>>16308657>>16308662>>16308670November>AEW hires the Hurt Business, further receiving criticism about being an Exfed retirement home >AEW begins booking smaller venues from mid December onwards, having to dramatically downscale their lighting and production rig>Scott D'more refuses to meet Tony regarding a job and instead is courted by WWE>Tony stops posting ratings numbers in his gloating Twitter updates and instead just refers to the numbers being "up"In a year where Vince is an easy front runner, you can't deny that Tony is giving it a 10/10 run at the strap.
>>16308652 Based lore keeper
>>16308682It's a hard job but someones got to keep track of Tony's many many failures.
>>16304315wish she'd SHIT on me
>>16307521/thread
>>16308652>>16308657>>16308662>>16308670>>16308676Based
>>16308676November:>Hurt Business has a match with a guy called Cheeseburger not a month in to their signing
>>16304315>>OVERALL KWABOTYVince McMahon>>FEMALE WRESTLER KWABOTYMercedes Mone>>MALE WRESTLER KWABOTY"Gotten-To Bitch" Ricochet>>KWAB MOMENT OF THE YEARAdam Copeland "FUN!" promo & subsequent leg snap>>KWAB PROMOTION OF THE YEAR>AEW>>NON WRESTLER KWABOTY>Kamala Harris>>UNKWABOTYCM Punk>>LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT KWABVince McMahon>>BEST NEW KWAB"Gotten-To Bitch" Ricochet
>>16304315>OVERALL KWABOTYvince for obvious reasons>FEMALE WRESTLER KWABOTYmone, supposedly the big name signing that was supposed to be a game changer, hasn't drawn a single dime, people care so little that she doesn't even have go away heat.>MALE WRESTLER KWABOTYedge leaving the fed for creative freedom to cripple himself in an irrelevant match against one of the house of lack midcarders>KWAB MOMENT OF THE YEARunstoppable death rider world champion deannetty tapping out in an amateur ju jitsu tournament against some target clerk should count. otherwise edge jumping of the cage, literally no thought put on that spot, there was no way it was gonna turn out fine for him, the match didn't mean shit and it didn't even look impressive.>KWAB PROMOTION OF THE YEARaew, got the deal but had record low attendances all year, record low ratings for all their shows all year, rampage literally got cancelled, out of all the big signings only ospreay made an impact, the aftermath of the devil storyline was a fiasco, the bucks heel run was a complete flop, kenny's rectum almost exploded, etc.>NON WRESTLER KWABOTYkamala for obvious reasons>UNKWABOTYpunk getting injured and missing wrestlemania looked like an early kwab contender but he did draw even while he was injured, elevated drew and had a good hiac match.>LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT KWABmarko stunted growth, known for getting a dildo stuffed down his throat, coming back to job to jungle jack and then "retiring" from his wrestling "career">BEST NEW KWABricochet going from somewhat reliable midcarder in the wwe to a whiny self-absorbed midcarder in aew whose only purpose was to do an encore of his ospreay match from like 10 years ago
>>16304329Many people say this
>>16308652Well I think we can put it all to restTony is KWABOTY
KWABOTY is not a real award, and you're all shoot retarded discussing said imaginary awardAlso, Nash was not raped
>>16308965>memes aren't realgtfo and never post frogs again
>>16308652>>16308657>>16308662>>16308670>>16308676God fucking DAMN it's been a bad year for Tone
>>16304315>OVERALL KWABOTYTony Khan>FEMALE WRESTLER KWABOTYMercedes Mone>MALE WRESTLER KWABOTYRicochet>KWAB MOMENT OF THE YEARAdam Copeland leg break off the cage>KWAB PROMOTION OF THE YEARNWA>NON WRESTLER KWABOTYDave Meltzer>UNKWABOTYCM Punk>LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT KWABDave Meltzer>BEST NEW KWABSamantha Irving
Still Tony
>>16308588>>UNKWABOTY>Cody changing the Mania plans that's actually pretty underrated, but at the same time I don't know where the kayfabe starts and ends...
>>16304315STILL TonyRhea "self-harm" RipleyEdgettyHard to say, Cody bounced back from his but stillTNAKamala Harris (and T I M)Cody RhodesVINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON JUNIORI dunno probably some Marigold shitter
>>16308588>the fact that Vince made billions from his humiliation while Tony lost money doing it, tips it for meconsider that those billys made would be just pocket change for tony, who money is not a concern for, plus vince had no say and was forced out
>>16309265It started with Cody challenging Roman, ended when Cody handed his position to Rock. It also double ended when Cody then pointed to Mania after the Rumble anyway. Shit on H all you want, I know I will, but the man played a masterful move that even forced investors and Rock's ego to kneel. It is simply the greatest power play and technically booking decision ever made in wrestling.
>>16304352AEW wins again
>>16308965shut up you raped bitch
>>16309467Let me put it like this, in this biz you can't just take shit by face value and because it's convenient to your truth and interpretation. This whole "Cody got the push despite Rock" thing hinges on one thing and that's Punk not winning the Rumble and that being a audible but I do recall someone saying that was the plan all along, don't think they overlooked for a second that if they put Cody into that position and deny him the dues of the Rumble so to speak and settle for going again against Seff could create a very adverse reaction that they should play along with to maximize interest for the show. And even if it magically happened the way they lay it on the documentary, that the story is happenstance and faith, it'd still be more of a KWAB moment for Rock than unkwabbing of Cody to think he can waltz back in and plan all sorts of inane hall of fame spots for his entire extended family, make up his own shoulder warmer belt and all and be the face challenger to Roman who was perceived mostly at as heel in every match he was in.
>>16309526Except even Rock's writer admitted in an interview that when Cody pointed at the sign that it literally was not supposed to happen and caused panic backstage.
to really put tony khan over VINCE MCMAHON is so fucking stupidtony khan:>had his 4th show get canceled, likely replaced by Shockwave on Foxvince:>publicly outed as a BBC cuck fetishist>openly admitted to having a scat fetish as well in text messages>dragged through the dirt by his son in law and daughter at wrestlemania 40 night 1 intro>forcibly removed from his own company and forced to sell off his ownership>under FEDERAL INVESTIGATION for sex trafficking>likely will never see the light of day again and live the rest of his life in FEDERAL PRISON>lost his flagship show (RAW) to netflix, which will end his record for "longest running show on tv", which the simpsons will re-take in januaryits not even close. can we keep KWABOTY an actual, legit award? we've done this since 2012 on /asp/.
>>16309561fuck i forgot even more about vince>ring boy scandal re-emerging, pat patterson now dead and cant even push the blame off to him>linda DIVORCED his bitch ass and they are fully separated (divorce documents obtained by NYT)>had a massive netflix documentary series come out that detailed his sexual assault history, viewed by tens of millions including non-wrestling fansfuck i could just go on and on
