It's the go-home show for Full Gear taking place this Saturday...AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from the Reading's Santander Arena in Pennsylvania!TONIGHT 8pm ET/7pm CT on TBS!>All Star 8-Man Tag Team Match: Will Ospreay, Ricochet, Powerhouse Hobbs & Mark Davis vs. Konosuke Takeshita, Kyle Fletcher, Lance Archer & Brian Cage>Darby Allin vs. Claudio Castagnoli>Orange Cassidy vs. Wheeler Yuta>CMLL stars Hechicero, Atlantis Jr., and Mascara Dorada will be in action>Chris Jericho and Tomohiro Ishii contract signing>Kris Statlander vs. Hikaru Shida>A special appearance by Big Boom! AJ ahead of his match against QT Marshall at Full Gear
>>16306135Love Soup
Darby is so goddamn good
Claudio and Lashley are some of WWE’s biggest fumbles
wtf is lil nigga made of
>>16306135the wwetards are not going to like this thread
for big guys it must be fun wrestling against darbyjust ragdoll him everywhere and hes down for that and more
sex with darby
>>16306176WWE drones are fat faggot losers anyway so who cares
what a fucking botch recovery
TAKEME BACK
>>16306181I've heard this often
>>16306188>Trios titles.
based spot
>>16306188KINO
>>16306183he's not like that
I AM THE TABLE
darby risks death so often
basado
I have no idea if the table was supposed to break on that spot
kek darby looking comfy under that cover
Based as fuck match
I AM THE TABLE!
Well, that table didnt give lmao
THIS FUCKING MATCH IS INSANE
el em ay oh
>>16306220You trannies are easily impressed
They couldve just ended this by countout and it wouldve been great
cozy lol nigga
>jobbing darbyWow...I mean it get after that ass whooping but I'm shocked.
crazy display of strength in this match damn
This needs to lead to a last man standing match
Darby always looks like he's one bad botch away from death
Darby is so based losses don't even matter lmao
Private Party needs to bring SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS back
>>16306224Fat dronie faggot SEETHING because Darby and Claudio put on a better match than all of WWE TV combined in the past year
>>16306181He would’ve been huge in the 90s-00s.Jeff Hardy but actually good in the ring and not a walking drugged out liability.
>darby is killTO THE BACK !
Lil Nigga always delivers
>>16306228i'm used to it at this pointthat AEW title win is gonna feel good tho
BOOM
>>16306238You trannies are easily impressed
>outrunners on the main card of the ppvat this rate they're just gonna buy the sizzler
Street Profits at Home... man are the fans going to be pissed when the Outrunners don't win the titles.
MJF KINO
Was that the homeless guy from Happy Gilmore?
>Roddys mom shot his dad in the faceis this a shoot?
>>16306234Darby needs to just lost lots of matches till he goads his opponent into a crazy stipulation match to make him stop, where he can use his scrappy wiles to win.
wtf is that true about roddy's parents?
MJF is just phoning it in at this point
Cinema
damn, that homeless guys got a nice car
MJF rocking the best hairdo turkish hands can provide
suffah roderick
>>16306253Does anyone even care about the street profits anymore?
what the hell was that line about his parents? wtf
>>16306264You didn't realize this years ago when he would basically only wrestle ppvs?
MJF looks like Count Chocula
>>16306263>>16306261Shoot. Even WWE referenced it when Strong was in NXT.
What the fuck was that
hairline bros, ww@
lmao that was pretty awkward
>>16306278hes been filming movies ya dingus
>>16306278He wresled on Dynamite plenty of times when he was tagging with Cole
>>16306264He's demoralized he has to slum for GayEW after finally realizing that Tony Con is a moron
Bro what? Was his dad murdered?
>>16306282CIMEMA, unlike the Mudline.
>>16306292
>>16306290Yeah but that was about the only time during his time in AEW.
Max is so so much better at this than anybody on the aew roster.Does MJF have equity in AEW? How is Tony keeping him from Hollywood?
>>16306268Based MJF driving a green car. We need to bring green cars back.
Shhhhh, Darby is sleeping
I wonder if anyone on /peedub/ has ever used Draft Kings to bet on AEDub shit
>>16306308Sleep tight Creeps and Liars
>>16306304He's getting movie roles even being in aew.
Renee WEW
BIG CHUNGUS
Who the fuck is this retard and this obese kid?
DOUBLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIE
Finally, some DIMES BOOM!
>>16306305Based car autist
BIG JUSTICE CAN PROMO??
my soul hurts
>>16306308
Promo of the night
>>16306326that's how the kingdom makes me feel too
BAH GAWD, THE RIZZLER!!
>>16306305I only drive yellow cars, because it's kinda my calling card. People can see me coming and know it's about to be a wild and fun time!
fucking cringe, also rizzler too big dimes to bother with dynamite
HOLY SHIT RIZZLER CONFIRMED
>Big Justice
Who the fuck is this bum?
RIZZLER BROS WE EATING
unironically can't tell if these boom guys are wop or jewish
We got him bros!
OH SHIIIIIII TONY GOT THE RIZZLER
Big Boom AJ in the C2
fuck i hate these guys
>>16306333never lost the faith he would appear
RIZZLER CHADS RISE UP
>>16306325He seems dimes
>>16306325Basically all these people who youtube for a living can promo
Jesus that was cringe
>>16306334based if true
was that a real pop for the rizzler >the rizzlerthe rizzler got a bigger pop than adam smol>the rizzlerthe rizzler
*Draws the fucking DIMES*
>>16306332i unironically like the undisputed kingdomMAAAAAAX
>>16306355the michaels of the group
The Rizzler will be showing up. PPV of the year confirmed.
So Big Boom and Jizzler are from like some TruTV network shit or something?
>>16306354The Rizzler is unironically a gigadraw
good lord
>>16306340We call that New Jersey
The Kingdom became dimes after Wardlow left
>>16306336
Needs that mustache back
can big boom actually work a match?
>my mom shot my dad ha nice try, heard that one
I think Roddy's dad was framed
was that a Sheik reference?
>>16306371he was an indy guy for years
TikTok meme shills for Costco
>I might be trailer trash but at least I'm not a Jewkek got 'em
>finishes promo by yelling YEAHthis man has been wrestling for decades
>>16306373LMAO
What happened to Perry?
>>16306355his pop is gonna be insane
Awkward
I miss Kenny bros
LUCHA KINO TIME?!?!
AEW is getting the Rizzler he's the panther dressed in black
>>16306385Soon brother. Soon.
I am saddened to report that Jungle Bitch Hack Fairy is no longer a pillar
What if they start kissing?
What the fuck is this about? this is so fucking cringe holy shit
lmao defend this shit
I'd have dosed Jack with around 300 micrograms of LSD then poke him with a knife and burn him and light his hair on fire and shit
The Scapegoat is now The Dark Knight
Jack R. Perry
This is gay Fuck these queers
>>16306397>>16306396This is Kino
this is gay
Oh god still trying to get Ratings Cancer Garcia Over...
Tony has a billionaire dollars but can't even hire a screen writer or a director
>Daddy Magic filming his com destroying the scapegoat mobileNO THIS ISN'T WHO YOU ARE MATT.
Based Jack Perry Jokering out
Based Joker Perry trying to break Garcia
>the commentary guy named daddy magic (his nipples are hard) and danny garcia (the guy that humps the air) is torturing a wrestlergrim
>>16306396Where are they!?
>>16306408>>16306409Kek based
Holy fuck, GayEW is the drizzling shits
Kino
kek based
HI GUYS!!
>Ishii looking mad>Mina's booba still fat and fullI sense a correlation
You think booba is in Ishii's contract?
When did he kidnap him?
>>16306399KEK I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking this.
>jokerfied jack perry transition to jerichobasef
>>16306399It's been 16 years and professional wrestling still can't stop ripping off the Dark Knight
i cant believe they greenlit this
HI GUYS
Oh no Ratings Cancer Garcia really showed Perry... he hit the Special needs Bus with a crowbar.
choto mate kudasai ishii-san
Laughed out loud at the transition from the kidnapping and torture segment to the chris Jericho backstage one
hi guise
This episode absolutely fell off a cliff at the top of the hour.
having no neck is a super power
>this slow speed chase
>the stone shitbull Fuck off with these jap shitters already
>mfw
this is better then the jack segment
>Ishii waddle
lmao
K I N O
LMAO
based segment
>toonces the driving catthat's something I would never have thought of again
lmao this bit is 100x better than the previous one
How low will the ratings be for this shit lads?
bros, you think I could power-waddle like Ishii?
>Resident Evil 3 but instead of Nemesis, Ishii stalks you
This is almost Lynchian
>jericho>Daniel Garcia >perryLike. Why does Tony not get that that those three kill the ratings
Ishii might get caught up sucking titties in the crowdgood strategy
This will surely sell those Chicago tickets
>>16306421Jack perry was going to road drag daddy Magic around with the bus until Daniel Garcia stopped him. Maybe if you watched Collison you would know.
>>16306438Me when the teacher tells the class to take their Math book out and I lost it the first week they were given out
Lynchian episode tonight
Why does Ishii always walk like he just shit his pants?
>>16306451Better than NXT’s for sure
Ishii moves like someone taught an AI to walk. Supremely stiff
>>16306455the chase definitely felt lynchian
>>16306454>instead of a rocket launcher he just chops you to deathKino
I thought AEW was supposed to be bad?? I've only been watching for about a month but this is great
>>16306463he has no neck it's like a miracle he can even walk
>>16306464>better than a wrestling school grim
If he catches you he's gonna choppa you
>>16306458Jericho clearly didn't get the memo
>>16306463terminal crones like Big Swole
Jesus this is the wost Dynamite of all time
>>16306472185M
>>16306462This. The rhythm has been pretty uncanny.
>>16306463that's his bit, he walks to the ring like he's in absolute agony then the bell rings and he's a kino choppa machine
Really fuckin awful show so far
>>16306460Thanks & no thanks
>>16306480Remember when this shit was supposed to kill WWE? LMFAO
kek based briscoe
Did Ishii sign in english?
>>16306480darby match was kino. there were plenty of shitty dynamites with no darby kino especially last year.
>>16306480You've been crying all night, get a life
If etards are seething, you know its a good show
Did I miss something or did the Lucha match not happen?
Jericho can still pull kino out of his ass, chase sequence was hilarious
>CMLL segment cut
>>16306465Supreme low center of gravity
>>16306494The only one crying is you little bitch. But don't worry your mom has your dino nuggies coming. She just has to finish sucking me off.
>Cassidy main eventAlright see ya next week folks
>>16306480From the Cheeseburger squash to the Darby match it felt like a completely different show. Boring ass first hour, 2 great segments to start the hour and a bunch of dumb shit afterwards
>>16306497rampage
based pupper
>orange reddit vs caw wrestler >main event LMFAO This is dog shit
>>16306497It's probably gonna get pushed to Rampage or something
>>16306510thats odd, i heard rampage has been canceled
>>16306509Awww little bitch is triggered now.
Rampage is getting BOOBA (Mariah/Mina) and the CMLL Luchadores. Rampage is going to be KINO this Friday
>>16306486You have to admit that when Punk debuted they looked legit af for a good minute.
Did Hayter go full 70s and grow a giant bush?
Hayter? I love her!
based julia KINO time
>>16306513Still got a month and change left ya cunt
Hayter is cute! Cute!!
Jamie Hayters weird acne is fucking gross
JULIA KINO
Kek
>>16306523And decided to lose her ass and put on some really bad makeup. She doesn't even look like Hayter.
Jericho was the one that challenged Ishii to the match, why was he running away?
Julia is the main character of HoB
sex with julia
>cinematic after cinematic this is the shittiest AEW show ever and probably the shittiest wrestling show of all time throughout history
>>16306541this but AEW
>>16306541She's been the most over member of every stable she's ever been in
Julia's pits
Juria Harto
Very sexy lady
>>16306540To jump him?
holy fucking cringe
what a surreal episode
Julia Hart is going to turn on HOB and destroy them one by one
This main event is obviously going to end with Mox and Orange going crazy
>>16306533If she were my wife I would never frown ever again
~WHERE'S MY MIND~WHERE'S MY MIND~WHERE IS MY MIND
Pockets and Wheelie in the Main Event... Dire
>wearing all blackheel turn??
>>16306544Holy seethe
>>16306561Yuta will be sacrificed if necessary
WHAT A FUCKING BADASSWHOA LOOK OUT OC!
who cares if she's good with a bow and arrow she can only use it in no dq matches
this is pretty grim
Rumor is that Yuta is pretending to be pro Mox but he's going to betray him eventually and be a good guy
>>16306553agreed, every cassidy match is cringe though
>>16306574house rules matches and the rule is always she's allowed to literally kill her opponents with a weapon
Wheeler Futa
Yuta has a natural yellow Cole tan
>>16306575not enough yummy wummy BBC tranniE?
>>16306589
>>16306581>pretending involves almost kiling Bryandont believe it its just gonna be Wardlow/MJF part 3
>>16306585oh yeah haha it's been a while
wheeler would look dimes in a fu manchu
>the lore of orange cassidy's pantsstop
>>16306609>>16306566
do they practice any safe moves in this company
>>16306609>hating kinowhy are you here
Gwuys, Yuta isn't fwighting very spwortman wike in this match
>no one noticed kumquat is MIAgrim
Yutabros we got this
>>16306628deadass you need to fucking leave, sour boy
>>16306629they will not be missed
Orange turning very redknx4r
Finally picking up
>intense and purposes Is this correct?
Fake Forearms from Wheelie and Pockets and the crowd go mild.
>>16306628The Good Brothers collecting those easy WWE paychecks. Best carnies in the business, brother.
>>16306629Oh no.Anyway.
Plummer overrun
What if the countdown is nothing but Guns & Roses music?
>>16306671Among the best to ever do it
>>16306678Sounds based
Yuta is going to pay for that loss
>>16306629I hope they got banned for being a faggot and being an avatar faggot, death is also acceptable
Oh no Wheelie got "angry"
Where did Shafir pull that duct tape from?
Got his ass
>>16306671They're best friends with a man who loves God. Of course they're blessed.
Does Pac even own regular clothes?
i'm so fucking sick of excalibur's horrible fucking acting I think I would take mauro at this point
>>16306708Buys some for the plane then burns them
holy fucking cringe what is this shit
>>16306707One more, for the good guys
>>16306711fuck off Mauro no one likes you
>>16306715Even when he was filming from England he only wore his ring gear though.
Nashian
IIIIISHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>16306708PAC is always ring ready
Need Marina to step on me
When was the last time Moxley bled?
>he was powerless to fight>his hands were in his pockets.............................
OC has a nice body no homo
not very good
I prefer the Jane song.
Mox will win
>>16306741Who raped you?
>>16306746no shit
