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>>16312115Why is he quote tweeting a post from 6 months ago?
Cage has said shit like shit a bunch of times. Tony doesn't care because Cage jobs every time he is asked.
>>16312115This little guy should know his place in wrestling
remember when you only found out that wrestlers were mark geeks were from shoot interviews ten years after they retiredhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp89bL79fzQ
>>16312168Lol
>>16312138if the frogger larp was to be believedhe said his interactions with cage felt like dealing with someone with special needs
>>16312115Ultimate Warrior was like shoot 6 foot, cagelet is around eye level with rhea's boyfriend who is like 5'8
Fucking a man.
>>16312282Kino
>>16312275rhea is only 5'6 so the other men in the pic are 5'7 at the most
>>16312390Cage is standing on tip toes and rheas shoes have higher platform. I’d say 5”9 at most. God damn cages wife is hot.
I like cage but I don't see how this will benefit him
>>16312403Cant get any worse for him. He has a ROH belt.
>>16312396i know she is slumped over but this gives you another perspective on rheas height
>>16312454Need to see feet.
>>16312168kind of just sounds like Bob was cracking a joke there? maybe Bruce took it as him being serious? frankly though at this point the Bob Holly's of the world seem pretty good as midcard champs if he were in his prime today. He'd absolutely tower over 90% of these faggots.
>>16312166very high praise coming from the fed
Brian Cage has a great look but he's just a roided-up indie shitter who thinks he's something special (dumb meta "get my shit in" on his tights). He's just the midget who got a clue. While I wouldn't job him out to a lot of twink moders, I would never elevate him above the midcard.
>>16312138He just found out who he's jobbing to next
>>16312458Riddle wrestled barefoot all the time shouldn't be that hard to find
>>16312396>God damn cages wife is hotcage's wife is bogged to all hell
>>16312115i thought Cage was held back because he was gay.
>>16312564He's literally married to a woman and I'm pretty sure he has a kid
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>>16312166Dude is basically Mason Ryan and I think I'm the only person that remembers he existed
>>16312564How would that hold you back in wrestling?
>>16312564He definitely sucks trannies on the side but that doesn't mean anything
>>16312275Being a roidy midget can be dimes if done right. See the entire Steiner family for example.>>16313010I'll always remember Mason Ryan for that one night on Raw where they were doing an audience votes for the opponent thing. It was Evan Bourne versus a choice of Sin Cara, Mason Ryan or Jack Swagger. It was clearly set up for Sin Cara to win, but Ryan won instead. They didn't even have the Nexus music ready and he came out to CM Punk's theme instead.They did the Sin Cara/Bourne match the next week and said there'd been an error with the computer system that caused the votes to be counted wrong.
>>16312539>get my shit infucking a man
>>16312564Naw that's you
Cage is 6', look up "ASKING BODYBUILDERS THEIR STATS, THEN MEASURING THEM PART 2" on yt. dude tries to call him out on height/weight. busts out a scale and tape measure.. Stroman on the other hand crys and refuses to get weighted
>>16312275So, about a 4 inch difference? It's not nothing, but it doesn't seem like an impossible hurdle either, especially considering how much shorter the world of proffesional wrestling in general has gotten since the early 90's.
>>16313010Mason Ryan was like 6'3, Cage is 5'9 with his wrestling boots on
>>16312115Fucking a man.
>>16314563High point of his career.
>>16312115Not siding with Cage here, because he's a shitter too, but AEW is failing in part due to all these cruiserweights in the main event scene. I know big guys who actually want to be wrestlers don't grow on trees, but things are not going to improve with guys like OC/Garcia/Yuta constantly showcased. Cage is just slightly above them because of his roids but he's the same height.
>>16312115>SwoleverineHuh? Who the fuck is that?
>>16312275To be fair, He's not short in AEW, so he has a point.
>>16313120>both Steiners standing on their tippy toes trying to mog their own children instead of putting them over
>>16314815KWAB
>>16312275Holy christ, those boobs are jacked.
>>16314915Which ones
>>16312115yummy penis bros...
PAC Buddy and Brian should’ve been in one faction.
>>16314815TBF, I would bet both Steiners are shorter now due to back injuries. It tends to happen even to people that don't beat their bodies to hell for years on end. Still dumb for them to do this though. They should be leaning over or something to make their kids look even bigger.
>>16312115Too bad Brian doesn't have the height, the unique looks or the charisma.
>>16314815Wrestlers are fucking awesome
