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Is this supposed to be intimidating? 0-2 Cuckman Phil taping his fists and walking down to the ring menacingly? Just turn him heel already so he can stop being booked as a serial ass kicker
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>>16330154
Damn Phil looks like hes about to pull someones hair and call it a chokehold
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>>16330176
this, what a based man who wins backstage fights with vanilla midgets
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>>16330176
Lmfaooooo he's gonna spin kick you into submission
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>>16330154
Cry Meariver Punk was pissed off because the windshield Jade went through earlier in the night was real glass
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>>16330154
Is Punk thinking he could transition to MMA at 38 years old the dumbest move that any pro wrestler has ever made?
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>>16330277
From an Ego standpoint, yes, it was embarassing and he became a permanent MMA meme. But at least he made money off it.
From a health perspective, no, multiple other professional wrestlers got themselves killed or with serious health problems through dumber decisions
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>>16330277
those tickles from mike jackson were devastating if that had happened in his first ufc fight he wouldn't be the star he is now
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>>16330154
yet another PDS meltdown thread
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>>16330277
Batista was older when he did it
and remember, UFC signed Punk he didn't go to them. He would have fought shitters in bingo halls like everyone else if Dana didn't see dollar signs.
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>>16330154
I don’t understand how any self respecting talent can even sell offense for this guy knowing it instantly tanks there stock. Like I get it, be a professional, do what’s best for business and all that. Guys put over old broke down “legends” all the time like DX, APA, the nwo, Vader and Tatanka on the indies, whatever because it gets a pop and sells tickets. But the entire WORLD has watched punk get his ass shoot kicked a dozen times now and exposed as a total geek. Losing to him basically eliminates you from serious contendership for any title picture. It’s like jobbing for the raw special guest host back in the 2010 scene
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>>16330394
Well you see, wrestling isn't real.
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>>16330277
He’d be stupid to transition to MMA at any age, just look at how consistently unathletic he’s been over the years.
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>>16330277
Dr Death thinking he could transition to mma at 44
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>>16330414
Well yea duh but if you lose to the nerd who loses to everyone you’re never gonna get anywhere
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>>16330359
Fagtista only wanted a one and done fight. Cuck Man Phil legitimately thought he was gonna be a champion.
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>>16330436
Whatever man Cody worked that Arrow guy and look at him now
Fans know it isn't real
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>>16330439
I vaguely remember him saying something like that but I think it was just usual aggrandising self-promotion to sell tickets. They do that in MMA too.
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>>16330452
Bro this retard literally tried to give Mickie Gall a pep talk after mickie kicked his ass and mickie was just like whatever faggot lol he legit thought he was and elder statesman of mma
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>>16330476
That was pure cringe lmao, you are right about that. I think it was something along the lines of 'always follow your dreams don't ever let them keep you down' and the look on Gall's face was just pure bewilderment lmao.
Really it's Dana's fault for putting him on that stage, like I'm pretty sure he was on a PPV main card rather than a Fight Night or a Fightpass card. Though thinking about it Scott Coker would have snapped him up if he didn't. Hell Rizin might have taken him and had him fight a literal comedian or something, which would have been the ideal outcome.
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>>16330491
Without googling, he said something like “you did it, you made it, you belong!” As if beating a 50 year old nerd who’s never played a sport in his life is the litmus test for being an elite mma fighter lol. I’m pretty sure Gall later said on a podcast that he was just like “aight man get away from me” lol
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>>16330491
>>16330604
In that moment Punk assumed Gall would be some great fighter. But Punk is about the only guy he ever beat in UFC.
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>>16330665
>6-7 in the UFC with a four fight losing streak
Yikes I had no idea, he'd probably be gone if he weren't the guy who beat Punk so thoroughly
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>>16330675
>>16330665
He's 7-7 at pro MMA overall. He's still an elite fighter, generally speaking. MMA is hard and Gall's camp never ducked anyone and always tried setting up good fights for him.
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>>16330727
Idk about 'elite' but that's semantics. I always thought Gall was UFC caliber and that's why he so thoroughly smacked Phil, rather than Phil being particularly bad at it.
Phil vs Mike Jackson was an actual travesty they shouldn't have put on though, Jackson was visibly unable to finish Punk. Oh but everyone talks about how great he was styling on him though but I just saw a shitter unable to finish a complete can.
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>>16330745
The Mike Jackson fight pretty much cemented Phil was a complete failure of a fighter, if the galloping towards Mickey Gall hadn't done already. His kicks were unfathomably uncoordinated and weak, his striking was low and with no power, Mike Jackson had no respect for it and Phil maybe landed once on him, in slow motion.

Phil's cardio was so miserably bad that by round 2 he was completely exhausted and Mike Jackson started tickling him at some point to wake him up from the coma he was in. Phil should've just tapped out to that just to save face.

I think the only thing phil showed was one takedown that he couldn't even take advantage of, his guard sucked and could never stop MIke from hitting him, his triangle attempt was pathetic. He got cracked once with a straight right by Mike and Phil was already stunned and hurt.

It's like Dana White said, Mike simply didn't want to finish Phil to "keep the show going" and made a circus out of it in a UFC main card thinking he looked cool by styling on a corpse like Phil
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>>16330892
I think in context I think that's a worse fight than Kimbo vs Dada 5000, because at least people knew that for the farce it was.
Gall vs Punk showed the difference between the lowest rung of UFC fighter vs an actual can. Jackson vs Punk was pure greed to drive that Fight Night's numbers. Good on Dana for reaming out Jackson so hard afterwards. Get a clean break from the silly mandrama bullshit.
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>>16330435
>KO'd in 22 seconds in the 1st round
but Cornette and JR said he was a legit shooter
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>>16330745
Gall was UFC caliber. But he kept fighting after he should have retired. He should be like 7-5 overall, not 7-7. He shouldn't have returned earlier this year.
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>>16330154
Brock Lesnar's return died for this
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Surely if you're Roman, you do everything you can to make Punk look like a stupid bitch. I hope Roman sandbags the fuck out of him if they eventually have a match.
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>>16330176
this
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>“A-always feel like you belong!”
>“Yea whatever dude.”
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>>16330277
Nothing can be dumber than what Tyler Rex did.
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>>16330154
honestly how does phil look any less intimidating than the usos, sami, KO, seth, shit none of these guys give off "badass" vibes.
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>>16333434
Yeah the era of wrestlers looking like comicbook character is over. They look like regular athletes for the most part
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>>16333482
what was haitch on
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>>16330154
Actually it's 0-1 (1) now because Mike Jackson was on performance enhancing weed and the bout was overturned
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>>16333888
Bluechew
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>>16333888
premium
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>>16333888
steak eggs milk and cum
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>>16334011
where can i order? is it still legal?
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>>16330154
this is what a real intimidating badass who never lost in the ufc looks like
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Corporate sellout phony bitch heel Punk is what we need. They should have pivoted to it during the Drew feud, when he had Adam Pearce always siding with him.
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>>16334414
He's too over to go heel at this point. Also the fans just wouldnt buy it
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>>16334403
what a fucking little bitch holy fuck
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>>16334414
would hit too close to home for punk so he won't do it
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>>16330176
It's incredible how anyone that isn't a Punkcel would go "he choked jungle boy". Phil sucker throat punches him and then grabs his hair. Not that Jungle boy wouldn't get his ass kicked anyways by most of the population, but going by the footage, Phil used complete bitch tactics and very few people call it out
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>>16330154
He is a Phailure in UFC and in the bedroom with AJ Lee. LOL No wonder Larry is plowing AJ now.

>>16330325
PDS doesn't exist. But stupidity does and you certainly are stupid enough to love Cuck Man.
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>>16333888
haitch gee haitch
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>>16332914
>Punk tries to save face after being a disrespectful cunt
>it doesn’t work
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>>16330154
>>16330176
AEW pussies still butthurt that Punk went over the bucks, Omega and Jungle Bitch.l lmao.
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>>16336356
when did punk disrespect gall?
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>>16336356
holy WORKED
>well you see the fights are real therefore the circus surrounding it is too
man you must have loved that tyson/paul slap
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>>16335679
>Punk gets in Perry's face
>Perry tells him to do something about it
>he does
>OMG HE SUCKER PUNCHED HIM

Just say you've never been in a fight lil bro.
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>>16336399
No self respecting man would give credit to Phil for sucker punching and grabbing Jack Perry's hair in a catfight he himself started. Then again punkcels don't have any self-respect

Try giving that bumbling dumbfuck argument of "he said DO SOMETHING about it!" in a court of law for sucker punching someone and people will be wondering who let this child walk in
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dude looks jacked now wtf
what have they been feeding him
he looks like a star now
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>>16330244
Slava Crimea Punk
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>>16337188
>gAyEWtoid talking about "self respecting men"
KEK
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>>16330435
The guy who beat him has a loss against Nakamura. Neat.



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