>>16349736
Fuck Sting.

>>16349736
the only time he was ever dimes was the nWo feud pre-Starrcade 97

Sting raped my sister in 89. But I think she liked it

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>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringe
>His MMA cosplay was cringe
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.

>>16349736
untanned stinking drug addict faggot zero dime minor league BITCH

>>16349736
oh look the weekly looping autism post about sting bad

>>16349938
Sting is overrated tbf
He was seen as a Ultimate Warrior level worker until Crow Sting.

>>16349948
He basically WAS the Ultimate Warrior without the intensity

>>16349736
Based

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was this a shoot or a work?

>>16349872
Uh.... brotherbros?????

>>16349911
Trump won.

>>16349872
that was me in a sting facepaint

>>16350266
Looks like LOLTNA Russo shenanigans

Obese subhuman smarks will need to come to terms with the fact Stink sucks

>>16349911
>undertaker out of nowhere
gAyEWtists are mentally ill

>>16349736
stink sucks ass

>>16349736
Stinky

>>16350266
KWAB

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>>16349736
>saved NWA
>saved WCW
>saved TNA
>single handedly crippled WWE by being a megadraw in WCW
>saved AEW
>Has plenty of great achievements across different organizations
>gave WCW the biggest buyrate with Starrcade 1997
>gaytch had to beg Sting for a wrestlemania moment
>his career ended with an amazing death defying tag match with his protégé Darby
>made Blade Runner relevant with his gimmick
>paid homage to the late great Brandon Lee by owning The Crow's gimmick
>paid homage to the late Heath Ledger with an outstanding Joker's gimmick
>allowed the Police's lead singer to use his name for merely $1 a year
>Double Michaels with the Ultimate Warrior
>Double Michaels with Lex Luger
>Double Michaels with Darby Allin
>The Best member of The Dudes with Attitude
>The Best member of The Four Horsemen
>The Best member of Hotstuff & Hyatt International
>The Best member of nWo Wolfpac
>The Best member of The Main Event Mafia
>The Best member of The Millionaire's Club
>The Greatest NWA World Heavyweight Champion
>The Greatest WCW World Heavyweight Champion
>The Greatest NWA World Heavyweight Champion
>The Greatest WWA World Heavyweight Champion
>The Greatest TNA World Heavyweight Champion
>The Greatest AEW World Tag Team Champion
>The Greatest rival of Ric Flair
>The Greatest rival of The Great Muta
>The Greatest rival of Lex Luger
>The Greatest rival of Hulk Hogan
>The Greatest rival of Vampiro
>The Greatest rival of Abyss
>The Greatest rival of Jeff Jarrett
>The Greatest WCW wrestler of all time

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>>16349911
>Always the guy
>Drew billions of dimes
>Had great matches throughout his career even with inferior workers
>Cut a memorable promo about taking the Big Show to the desert
>Not a self-mark, put numerous guys over even shitters like Vladimir Kozlov
>Never stepped out of the WWE because he knew they needed him despite Ted Turner offering him more money
>Main evented the highest drawing SS of the 90s
>Main evented the highest drawing WM of the 00s
>Main evented the highest drawing WM of the 10s
>Was always in the main title picture
>The better member of The Brothers of Destruction
>The better member of The Unholy Alliance
>The best member of The Ministry of Darkness
>The best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" is so badass nobody talks about them for fear of getting BTFO
>His biker cosplay was based and made biker culture so cool Sons of Anarchy ripped it off years later
>His MMA gimmick was based and inspired millions of people to start their own training
>Recognized by his peers as the best pure striker in the WWE
>Great taste in whiskey
>In his 50s and still has a luxurious head of hair
>Had his ex-wife's name tattoo removed through using his own supernatural powers
>Traded in his ex-wife for a much hotter blonde bimbo who knows her place
>Was booked to go undefeated at Wrestlemania the day he signed his first contract
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one selflessly charismatic CEO whose professional achievement is making a billion dollars in just 2 years
>Drew so well in his 1997 title run that they gave it to Bret Hart since everyone knew no-one could possibly rival Taker's run so they didn't even try with the next guy
>Spent the latter part of his career protecting his legacy by gatekeeping inferior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was mentoring his buddies so they could go over and draw as many dimes as he has

>>16349736
Its a picture of Stink

>>16349736
fuck sting and everyone who likes him

>>16354418
Kek

>>16354371
all facts

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Sting and Taker are both good, loyal workers, and are modest draws.

>>16355829
sting never drew a single penny

>>16349736
I mean folks where's the lie