THE CONTINENTAL CLASSIC returns!AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from the Wintrust Arena in Chicago Illinois!(LIVE across America TONIGHT on both the EAST and WEST Coast, 8pm ET / 7pm CT / 6pm MT / 5pm PT)>AEW Continental Classic Gold League Match: Darby Allin vs. Brody King>AEW Continental Classic Gold League Match: Ricochet vs. Claudio Castagnoli>AEW Continental Classic Blue League Match: Mark Briscoe vs. Shelton Benjamin>NJPW x AEW Wrestle Dynasty International Women’s Cup Qualifier: Jamie Hayter vs. Queen Aminata>ROH World Championship Match: Chris Jericho (c) vs. Tomohiro Ishii
>>16349922BASED
>>16349922Jesus what a grim card.
>>16349922>PPV level card on DynamiteTK does it again, you just gotta love him
>aewtists will watch this instead of meeting up with friends at the bar or spending time with familyultra grim
4k will be in attendance
JAMIEAMIE
>>16349922Jesus, this a the slop they are going to feed people before Thanksgiving. Hayter continues to be wasted by Queen I'am-A-Jobber
>Coast-to-CostThe editor was in a hurry to catch his flight or something I guess no time for spellcheck
>>16349922>Jamie Hayter vs. Queen Aminata
>>16349922Comfiest card in a while. Blew off my family and friends to rug up eat tasty snacks while watching the CC opener
>>16350120>Blew off my family and friends to rug up eat tasty snacks while watching the CC openerAEW diehard right here. Hell yeah brother
>>16350120Bloody based lad.
>>16349922No RizzlerNo watch
>making people work on Thanksgiving-eveEvil fucking company.
CEOCEOCEO
Life isn't the same without my monochromatic wife ;_;
>>16350492Everyone works on Thanksgiving Eve, Jamal
>>16349922KINO
>>16349922I've never been able to sit through an AEW episode but I'm gonna try to today.
>>16349922Holy based what a card
is Tony really burying Rick O'Shea this early or has Cesaro been regularly jobbing matches lately
>>16350764Even her merch is kino af
>>16351178It's the continental classic, they can get wins back I think
>>16349922>"AEW Dynamite Thanksgiving Eve Winner Advances to International Women's Cup 4 Qualifier at AEW Collsion TNT Winter is coming" Glad to see they still employ the same retarded card designer
DIMES
>darby vs brody again again again
>>16351366whomstvebeit?
>>16351366Did they?
1 bong
>>16351422fraid so
>>16351366Hate this bitch.
[spoiler] aew [/spoiler]
>>16351459nah u are
>>16351474How u know?
>>16351528u tell me
>>16351534fraid so
>>16351529booba
How does he do it?
Fuck Will Wheaton
>>16349922>>AEW Continental Classic Gold League Match: Darby Allin vs. Brody KingLOLDARBYWINS>>AEW Continental Classic Gold League Match: Ricochet vs. Claudio CastagnoliLOLRICOSHITWINS>>AEW Continental Classic Blue League Match: Mark Briscoe vs. Shelton BenjaminLOLBRISCOELOSES>>NJPW x AEW Wrestle Dynasty International Women’s Cup Qualifier: Jamie Hayter vs. Queen AminataHayter wins>>ROH World Championship Match: Chris Jericho (c) vs. Tomohiro IshiiLOLJERICHOWINSDreadful.
>24 hours of the Elf movie But why
Remember guys, don't lewd Mortos. He's a pure soul.
>>16351614Gain taste
>opening with your most dimes clips of the Rizzlerbased
Ah... so THAT is why this show does so well with the AEW fanbase... makes sense.
IM RIZZING OUT BRO
Tony the cuck is really proud of paying for this song
>>16351529She fucked her face up but I like bogged women. I liked when Angelina Love did it too
Remember AEW's biggest draw is an obese 8 year old, who they all have fantastic about
remember ya lard asses, if you on the floor be aware of your surroundings at all times
>>16351614Around elves, watch yourselves.
That Justice Spear was amazing
Cody's truck was cooler
>>16351651the fed does that for every PPV retard
>>16351528has andrade done anything funny in WWE yet or did he use up all of his funny lines in AEW
>>16351665>wwe out of nowhere Okay tranny
>>16351659lmfao what a shitty company>If you pay to sit here and one of our marks breaks your shit, too bad!I wonder why ticket sales are so bad?
>>16351659i'm sitting on the floor rn it's making my ass numb I should really order a cushion
C2 LFG
Guys I give tanks to all of you
>some major changes to the format we will address
Did that drawing of Lashley look like Double Dragons Bobo to anybody else?
Genuinely asking anyone else think that caliber stumbles over his words these days more than he ever has before in his life? It’s every week now. He can’t even start the show without stumbling.
You KNOW I'm rooting for dem boy
so is Okada winning to keep it or is someone else winning
DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOTis this not "no teammates interfering ringside" anymore?
WE HURR PEEPLE
>Craptinental ClassicThank fuck Survivor Series is this weekend.
Mark Briscoe is more black than Shelton
What do they hurt exactly?
I thought the rules were no-one at ringside
So uuhhh is the Continental title just vacated randomly for this tournament? Why isn't the winner of this facing Okada? Why is Okada in a tournament for his own championship?
sheldon bazingaman
>>16351704Syndicates
Kino opening desu
>>16351704ratings
>>16351704people, man
>>16351683Bobby Lashley will be Jiren in the Netflix live action series
>mild, half empty crowd in ChicagoG R I MRIM
>>16351704People
Why does Bobby need all those zippers?
>>16351706>RandomlyAlright, tourist
man, I need whatever Shelton is using to look that great at 49 but probably need entirly new genetics altogether
>That guy who always sits in the front row with a ref shirt onHow the fuck does he always get front row seats everytime WWE/AEW shows comes to Chicago/Milwaukee?
>>16351706No one knows Tony is retarded and GayEW sucks
>>16351706dont ask questions, just watch wrestling and get excited for next wrestling
>>16351706Get your GED
edrones already seething
>>16351678Some ear defenders as well
Not liking Bobby's drip desu
Ping me when the shart business segment is over brothers
>>16351743not enough zippers for ya?
>>16351723Punk won
is methstreams shitting out for anyone else
>>16351743fighting game character design
>Armageddonthis is America no one knows what that means
>just saw this shit in the video package to open the show>play it again during a promo not even five minutes laterGet to the fucking matches already.
>>16351743found the rizzlet
>Walking ArmageddonBased TNA nickname
I will never dislike Bobbo, no matter how much you try MVP
Is that Hologram in the crowd?
bobbo looks like he about to avoid looking at a slightly sloped roof
>AbsoluteHES COMING BACK!!!
Still really weird seeing Bobby in an AEW ring
someone tried to start a shut the fuck up chant
that was the greatest promo in wrestling history
>>16351763hologram can watch in the crowd as a treat
>>16351759same with shelton desuhurt syndicate should really be babyfaces
I would like to point out for the record nobody ever announced Shelton Benjamin for the match.
>WE HURT PEOPLEMAKE IT STOP
What is the point of defending the Continental championship if it's just vacated eventually for the Kontinental Klassic?
promo was not necessary dont need this fed shit
pronouns are we/ her people
>Mark Briscoe jobbing in the Classic againGrim. Just go to WWE already.
>>16351768Fucking racist hope they got kicked out
>soccer scoringAmericans are gonna have a stroke
>open with ppv highlights>into a promo that leads into more ppv highlightsawesome
This is already boring as fuck.>>16351777There is none. Nothing matters in GayEW
They should just nuke this stupid Mox angle and pass all this heat to the Hurt Syndicate
My brother likes the rap artist that sings the Hurt Syndicate song
>Continental Classic
Briscoe jobbing again
>>16351787deja vu all over again, literally the same discussion as last year too lmao
why does briscoe have a 13 tattooed on his neck
What's so "Dem" about him anyways
God damn that nigga oily
how many wins will mark get this C2
>>16351789WELCOME TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW
>Fucking month of this shitty dime less tournament again for no pay offTony is so fucking retarded
>>16351804Stand's for don't educate me
16351800>tripfag
>>16351804Mark and his late brother Jay just humble chicken farmers from Delaware, dem boys
>Gold League winner vs Blue League Runner up>Blue League winner vs Gold League Runner upWTF is this bullshit?
>>16351801we must secure the existence of our people and a future for #DEMBOYZ
>>16351804You may note that the Briscoe Brothers are big fans of the "Dodge" brand.Dem is actually short for Dodge Enjoying Militants
>HEY REMEMBER THESE GUYS HAD A TAG TEAM MATCH IN ROH 15 YEARS AGO?AEW is just nostalgia bait for virgins
>>16351820World cup gimmick
>Gold winner vs. Blue runner up>Blue winner vs. Gold runner up>final could be gold vs. gold/blue vs. blueexcuse me but what the fuck
WE WANT CHAIR JUMPS
Why not just have the winner of the Classic face Okada this is retarded booking if their gonna make Okada enter it
>>16351820Makes sense, so there's no rematches
Why are E-drones hate watching AEW?
> well Benjamin may not be having turkey for Thanksgiving, probably be having chicken
It's insane how many e drones cant understand sports rules
>>16351820maybe they do 2 different 6 man tags aswell
>>16351820It's the format New Japan does for its tournaments now, difference is New Japan doesnt have Excalibur to mumble out the explanation
I will forever be grateful to Tony for giving Briscoe a job
>>16351834It'll be Okada vs Ospreay thoughbeit
>>1635184590% of their wrestling is just cookie cutter copy/paste bullshit so they get their fix here
>>16351845>>16351847Why do you let this "e-drone" live rent-free in your head and ruin your viewing experience?
>>16351845I'm not hate watching, I'm watching to see if it makes me stop hating.I like Briscoe and Shelton so this match is good, but if I start seeing excess flippy shit I'll probably close it.
remember when collision had that elton john song but then tiny couldnt afford it anymore
>Mina interviewI already came twice today ffs
>>16351845Hate watching is such a weird thing. I don't even know how it got started
>>16351861I just laugh at them, makes the show better
I'm just happy the tournament will give us some nice matchups desu
I hope Mina shakes her big boobies tonight (I have a fetish for Japanese women)
>>16351867It was also a leftover from the Punk regime so I'm sure they were okay with letting that one expire. Plus the show is taped during the week now.
wait why did Okada vacate his belt?
>>16351885yam bag jones ova heh
Shelton needs to change his name to Sheldon and start saying Bazinga. Would be dimes.
>>16351895The gimmick of the championship is that the title holder has to defend it in a month-long tournament every year
>gay trannies watching a bad rip off of the g1 happening in front of obese american crowds in quarter full buildings where the matches are interrupted by commercials
>>16351895He's still the champion until he's eliminated from the tournament. The belt is a prop.
>>16351895It's Thanksgiving, he's getting that belt off early
>>16351898Based Yam Bag Jones poster
>>16351901kek
what a mark
LMFAO TONY
Briscoe taking these German suplex bumps crazy
>Tony called Shelton "Lashley"raceest old man
DEM BOYS
>"All black people look the same" - Excalibur
That was a good kick
Shelton’s kicks are so based
I really love that corner knee
briscoe selling big time for Benjamin
Based Shelton
I'm not used to seeing Shelton gassed
Good match
>>16351930Sounds like an early PWG storyline, with Kevin Steen finding out he is an eighth African American
Shelton is the only person in the business with a believable thrust/superkick
That finish isn't better than his super kick.
another young talent buried by a dinosaur
3.3 kickout
sex with beast mortos
Based match, Shelton is a beast
>>16351952Don't
LOLBRISCOELOST
>>16351949>>16351947Bucks will make him stop using it soon
>>16351952all i want for christmas is that
What a snoozer
>>16351952
>>16351952delete this
I'm going to my first AEW Dynamite next month, how is it compared to Raw or Smackdown?
Real Graps with Mina
sex with the beast morton
>>16351952Money left in the table not bringing one of the titcow CMLL luchadoras in as female Mortos with a mini as their kid.
>>16351950>Mark>young
>>16351974She's all about it
>>16351972The wrestling is betterThe live event experience is worse
Does Shelton have the best super kick in the business?
>>16351975Morton hears a who
>>16351972Honestly the two aren't very comparable, dynamite was really fun live though. I think it's also just a way better deal than WWE
>>16351987I cant think of anyone who's close
>>16351987somehow his isn't cringe
C E O
>>16351976>Mortos family vs Costco guysomg
I want to flick Mercedes caramel bitties
>ANOTHER MONE CELEBRATION
>>16352000GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG
Statlander shouldve won
GOT DAYMN
she a ho she a hoshe a ho
C E OC E OC E O
damn that big bitch is looking good tonight
>Mercedez>with a live microphone
Best match I've seen out of Mercedes on Saturday desu
STINKY HOESTINKY HOE
literally one fan was cheering for her right after her music stopped lmaogod she is so bad on the mic
C E HOE, C E HOE, C E HOE
>how a real woman gets the job done right Okada bros...
Why the long face?
OHHHHHHHHHHH
Bah gawd Kamile's turning face like it's a Federation Zeon war and dropping a colony on Mercedes
Riho?
ARE YOU STUPID OR ARE YOU DUMB
that came out of nowhere LMAO
SNEED E O
I want to tie a fucking belt around Mercedes Mones' neck while I fucking breed her like the mare bitch she is, I want to stream it to the world.
Kamille legit looks like a tranny tonight
MONE FOR NOTHINGTIX FOR FREEI WANT MYI WANT MYI WANT MY ONE MILLY
based muscle chick had enough
WE BRING THE BOOM
brickhouse is getting me bricked up
BOOOOM
i dont get itwhy did they take out kamille?is she shoot injured?
>QT Marshall is back in AEWI thought he left for greener pastures?
chud bitch got relegated to jobbing on roh
>gives up a severance package for pride
CINEMA
kamille NEEDS bbc
sex with futa camille
Damn that spear brought me back to last call on king crab legs at the Golden Corral on a Tuesday night
Did that spear look good cause of QT?
>The Rizzler
>broken up already kek, this shit sucks
anyone got her feet vids?
>All those cuts to the Rizzler's reactionsFuggin kek
marshall deserves a million dollar bonus for his performance
Choppa time.
based boomer
>>16352039No she's going back to her home planet of NWA
mercedes looks so much better with natural colored hairi really cant stand those neon wigs
141
>world championship not the main event
>>16352065>*waddles menacingly towards u*
>>16352065>waddles in agony in your pathbases
>>16352065shades of jado
>>16352066>The ring of honor world championshipIt doesn't deserve to be on television
walking potato
Will we get Choppa Phase 3 tonight as a Thanksgiving treat
>>16352066it's not a real title it's from ROH
>MFW I hear Jericho's theme
>HORRA IF YOU HEAR ME
>>16352065The chase sequence was Jerichos best work this year
>>16352065Me when the late night Girls Gone Wild commercial came on
>>16352066Bro the ROH world title is on the same level as the TNT belt, fuck outta here
>>16352064
memefrog posting faggots should get raped to death
Complete silence for this jap shitter
>>16352078Was this tonight?
ishii should lose after getting distracted by that big titty fan
does ishii have more of a character in new japan or is he mostly just like this
ISHI-EEEEEEEE
*chop**chop**chop**chop**chop**chop**chop*
20 minutes of geriatric choppa
DRINK FOR EVERY CHOP
choppa phase 1
Choppa Phase 1 has commenced
Gotta chop down that tree!
>>16352094his entire gimmick is choppa seriously
>>16352096I really should get those
You know Jericho hates this
>>16352099based
>>16352087TNT belt is more prestigious I think. The ROH women's champ basically doesn't exist outside of a show under 1000 people probably watch.
the Mental Challenged Crippled Baked Potato on legs, ISHI-EEEEEE
You know I think we need to bring Honma to America.
I hate jap wrestlers so much
>>16352096>Girl pulls down my pants>Sees my STONE PITBULL in my Ishii boxers>Start choppaing the shit out of her>I got arrested for domestic abuseit's not fair bros
Chop chop chop chop
>>16352116>>16352116>>16352116NEEEEEEEEEW
>chop spamI literally and unironically cannot wait for Corny and the great Brian last to tear this shit apart
OH LAWD THEY CHOPPIN
Big Bill dropping knowledge
>>16352106damn he just like me (i'm eddie kingston)
>>16352118should've dropped a 3rd brother
>>16352113it's all fun and games until you forget he's next to you and the choppa begin brutha
>>16352117Bring in Hogan to tag with him for a match
>>16352124Nice selfie
I CHOPPA YOU
>>16352136Is this a finisher?
>>16352128was about to post it kek
>Big Bill dropping tree proverbsbased
>>16352128this seemed to have worked better in Japan
>>16352134Hogan and Honma at the LA Olympics.
YOU SLAPPA MEI SLAPPA U
>>16352149technically yes it finishes your sitting time
