>you now realize there has never been a good war games match because the format is retarded

to this day we still don't know if Tanga Loa has a solo theme

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Two second power outage knocked my internet out for twenty minutes. What I'd miss?

Not the first time Jacob has been locked up.

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First for YEYEYEYEYEYE

>>16376649
nxt vs nxt 2.0 was good

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TONIGHT

wait a minute ... WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO CODY VS OWENS TONIGHT?!?!?!

>>16376646
THIS IS THE OFFICIAL THREAD
DON'T RESPOND TO OTHERS

>>16376670
Big Show returned and laid out both Gunther and Damien

>spider monkey Tama

BASED TAMA TONGA

You can tell by the look on all their faces that Sneed reeks

Solo has the best theme in WWE

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how many botches tonight?

>>16376649
Survivor Series is kinda superfluous. It never ends any feuds, and rarely even advances any either.

how is hikueleo debuting tonight?

>the sa-mo-an is climbing like it's a fucking palm tree

What did Michael 'the racist' Cole mean?

>>16376670
You need to buy a battery. The battery plugs into your wall and you plug all your stuff into the battery, and power flickers won't mess with your stuff anymore.

LMAO what a goblin
Love Tama

Tama is kino

reminder that sneed got over /pw/ clean

michael cole marking out at tama tonga kek

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>home country
>camera shows indians

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>>16376684
Cody didn't show up to work today
Roman did
Funny how that works

>>16376673
Haze's character makes me irrationally upset lmao

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i just hope all the wrestlers competing tonight have fun :)

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How did your /NFL/ doing this season?

How can I take Solo and his new bloodline a serious threat when nobody have title?

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Sami is NOT over with me.

>>16376698
that's not a swastika

Why does WWE insist on female ring announcers?

So whose side will Dwayne be on?

>>16376708
Indians own Canada now. Good for them both honestly, they deserve each other

tama tonga is fucking unhinged lmao

>Samy Zain comedy show

since WHEN is bronson reed an USO???????


holy shit does wwe think their fans are that retarded? hes not even SAMOAN

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>>16376712
I don't know how to feel about it.

JIMMMY BROS WHERE WE AT
>NYU
>NO YEET UNIVERSITY

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>>16376646

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They're DONE when Loa comes in.

YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE….. shhhhhh

>>16376723
Yes Uce

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>Cuts to Tama climbing round the ring
lmfaooo
Love that nigga

CM KWAB

>>16376684
That's for Saturday Night Main Event... which they have been advertising for months.

I didn't even know Jimmy had his own theme

Jey got higher booking than Pepsi Phil

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I’m glad Jimmy is keeping the heel sounding theme while still being face

>>16376706
4chan literally always loses
Not surprising.

>>16376706
nonsense, he was booked to become more popular

GET ON WITH IT NIGGER

>>16376739
it's not good so I can see why they avoid it

>Punk not coming out last

KEK

>>16376729
Jimmy is the Michaels and I won't entertain any differing opinions

CM Punk Feuds Since His Return at Survivor Series 2023:
>Seff
>Drew
>Cody in that one promo

>>16376663
>>16376663
>>16376663
>>16376663
>>16376663
His whole career?
>>16376660
Has tanga even been pinned yet?

>>16376739
ITS MY EARTH ITS MY TURF ITS MY LAND

>jacob hanging on the cage
BASED

Punk below Jey and Roman

>mid pop for PG Phil
Lmao

>>16376719
his goofy diddy kong racing-ass theme is over with me. fraid so

SNEED BROS
PUNK IS DISRESPECTING US

>still locking them up in stupid cages
lol, how fucking lame and a missed opportunity for spots outside the ring

>always creating controversy

Philuce

When did Phil get on TRT?

did a girl flashed her tits?

>>16376731
Absolutely destroyed Okada with those pure strikes

>>16376727
>sami zayn who

KEK PUNK taunting the monkeys in the cage

>>16376723
chief of the THIRD faction

BLACK SCREEN
WHAT WAS FILMED FROM THE CROWD

Lmao Jey Uso last just so he can yeet.

Phil shooting

>>16376706
Finally joining the bloodline was the nail in the coffin for us

Huh? Did Bronson's titty pop out or something?

lmao punk is based for that

>THIS ONE'S FOR THE NXT GIRLS WITH BIG ASSES!
what did Punk mean by this?

>yeetman out last
kneel.

>CM PUNCH

Jey entering last?
why?

Havent watched wrestling in ages. Is Bronson Reed in the Bloodline now? How did they get him to team up with him for this?

>fatu standing on the cage from the inside
sasuga

>jey out after roman
Fuck that Yeet bullshit

>Jey getting the last entrance
holy shit

I hate women so much

Fatu and Tama are the only ones actually loving the shit they do in this bloodline feud lmao.
Actually unhinged motherfuckers.

Jey coming out last like the real draw he is

>>16376791
Because he's entering first

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Can't believe it's alrwady been a year since Punk returned lads.

YEETMAN COMING OUT LAST

YEET

>gay uso last
huh?

>>16376791
He's the first one in the cage with the GOAT Tama

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ACKNOWLEDGED

YEETGODS WE MAIN EVENTED THE ENTRANCES

KEK BASED PUNK

>Jey getting top billing

1

>jey last
roman confirmed midcard even below jey

OVER
THE
COUNTER

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>>16376712
>raidurs

>Jay out after Roman

so the twist after they win is Roman steps down

1

YEETCHADS ALWAYS WIN

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I still don't know which one is Jey and which one is Jimmy
And don't even get me started on the new bloodline

>>16376791
Yeet reasons. It sells merch.

>oh no, boobs! Better black out the feed!

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I'm based and yeyeyeyeyeyeye pilled.

>>16376804
Solo already came out first tho

1

>>16376791
He's the new tribal chief

>>16376791
Because he always enters through the crowd

MAIN EVENT JEY USO GETS THE LAST ENTRANCE
YEET YEET YEET

ROMANCHADS.....WE LOST

Where's Heyman?

>>16376770
After the rumble

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YEETbros, we cannot be stopped

>>16376780
Otis came out without any pants on for a few seconds

>bringing yeetman out last
BASED
FUCK ROMANETTY
FUCK PUNKETTY

JEY IS THE NEW TRIBAL CHIEF

1

CM "WHERE MY HUG AT?" PUNK

>>16376830
Under the ring

When is this coconut nigger shit going to end?

>>16376788
>>16376791
>>16376794
>>16376795
after solo yeetman is carrying the feud

>>16376830
It's the Sabbath.

1

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>is not even 9PM
>main event is already on the way
whoever came up with the idea of starting PLEs as early as possible deserves a fat raise and bonus check

KWAB ROMAN

>>16376812
My fiance says this everytime she heres OTC when she gets home from work I will tell her this and its gonna pop her thanka anon.

>>16376843
Roman has 2 sets of twins, this is never going to end Uce

>>16376801
hard to believe when he's perfrmed less than five times. how does this not qualify as part-time?

>>16376820
proofs?

>>16376712
We fired our coach and are keeping the dumbass that broke his ankle at his first game. And he's still not any good! Fucking Aaron Rodgers.

>>16376843
When The Final Boss Rock says so

Roman and Punk locked together in a cell

Yeet

Im not into kweens but that ref is so cute

What part of Samoa is CM Punk from?

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HOLY FUCK
HE'S WATCHING

Daphne looking like a snack

How does Jey's entrance have so much more aura than Ambrose's???

>>16376830
you want him in the cage uce???

So Uso is the leader since leaders always enter last

Fascinating

>>16376646
>>16376847
these two are the same people kek

>>16376847
I shouldnt be thia drunk at this hour thata wwes fault

>>16376862
And she has a fat ass

YEETZILLA

>>16376853
i'm happy for him

>>16376866
BASED

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>>16376857
Yeah I took a screenshot

>>16376869
Because jey is charismatic

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OH MY SCIENCE ITS YEET MAN IM YEETING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

What a draw.

>>16376866
"i love toma tonga
toma tonga is... the best"

Trump is reportedly "tuned in to Survivor Series", according to Elon on twitter

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>>16376847
Prefer the 4am main event

Is the crowd tired already? Nobody yeetin'

>Heyman will owe me a favor

what could it be Punkbros? What could it be?

>little kid on her dad's shoulders yeeting
kino

>>16376866
Scheming to get Vince out of horny jail

I really hate women

TURBANS IN THE CROWD

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Place your bets, can the samoans have a better match than the womens wargames? Can it be better than Sheamus - ludvig - Bronn? Better than Shinsuke v La Kwab?

>>16376869
When did Ambrose ever have aura outside of the Shield?

Teasing Punk being the one to screw the og bloodline while Jey is the one who's going to do it

>>16376866
>no anti-aliasing

>day 1 its just me uce
Make these lyrics make sense

crowd is dead af

>>16376869
Jey is DIMES

They're never coming back to this city

>>16376893
it is the main event

okay coconut theater is kinda getting over with me

That is way too far to walk. He will be out of breath before he gets there.

>Trinidadmark acting like a retard

>>16376883
ah fuck im gonna coom

I thought canadians had more energy than americans, what happened?

I just want Drew to show up out of nowhere and beat the living shit out of CM Punk again.
What are the odds of this happening /pw/

>>16376901
better than women's wargames by a bit but probably gonna be below bronn match.

>>16376911
it has its highs and it absolute dogshit low points

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>>16376712
lol...LMAO even...kill me

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Weekly reminder that Jey Uso is not over.

The entrance, the theme, the taunt and the catchphrase is over.

Wait how long is gonna last this match?

European crowds have more soul

>>16376911
the coconutpill is that the bloodline stuff actually rules

>>16376906
Its day 1, and its just him now. No more living in his brothers shadow

so is rock coming out tonight?
and if he does, is cena also coming?
i feel like they gotta start setting up the cena 2025 storyline sometime soon

>>16376922
slim, but not zero

>>16376890
ffs i just went to check and somehow ended up on eminem fortnite porn

IF YOU LOVE JEY USO GIVE ME A BIG OL YEEEEEEEEEET

>the rock returns
>brock returns afterwards
Your faces when?

>>16376930
i'd rather have this than football chants in the middle of promos

>Jey's already gassed from yeeting
lol

>>16376921
vancouver is the most american city in canada. it's fucking worthless. canada only exists to the east of the 100th meridian

it just hit me.

"uce" is basically a stand in for "nigga".

sorry to say that word but its clear as day to me now. theyre just avoiding saying it.

>ten minute intro
he's going to get tired fast

>>16376712
>gnats
thank god its almost over

Tama get down

New bloodline is my favorite supervillains team

This shit makes no sense

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>>16376897

>>16376921
Haven't seen a canadian yet desu

>>16376928
He still does the worst spears and kicks ever

>>16376928
in american wrestling, that IS the wrestler

>>16376945
it's a standin for uso, which is their name

>why is the crowd so dead?
>theyre clearly still chanting yeet and singing the song even after it ends

yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyey

>>16376931
Honestly, I want to hate it. Maybe it's just the contrarian smark. But I honestly have fun with coconut nigger soap opera

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>>16376847
>main event at 7:45pm CST
Whoever came up with this deserves the rope.

>O T SISI
What do retard Canadians mean with this?

>>16376759
I don't even know, the only match I think he could've been pinned was the one where they lost the tag titles, and it wasn't clean

>>16376952
It's stupid and never good. But haitch loves it and he gets what he wants.

So, Paul Heyman brings Brock to kill Roman..

oh boy, time to wait another 20 minutes for something interesting to happen

>>16376899
They hate you too incel

Seeing Tama Tonga succeed in WWE is so cool
Fale should be here too

>>16376966
shhhhhh….. YE YE YE YE

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>>16376945
>sorry to say that word but...

Kek 2 minute stand off

OTC
OTC
OTC

sneaky Tama

>>16376952
It makes perfect sense if you actually think about jt

INDIAN OTC CHANTS

I honestly believe Tanga Loa is better than Jimmy despite his botches

>>16376923
no shot this tops the iyo/tiffy spot unless tsunami from the top of the cage and it breaks both of the rings

>>16376949
This desu

>hi mom! hi mom!
kek

>>16376965
>piped in noises
alot of people in the crowd sat down during the intro

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Thinking about how Camacho used to just ride Hunico to the ring 12 years ago on SmackDown, now here he is

>>16376979
after nu-bloodline disbands tama will reform bullet club with balor and fale

Are all the new Bloodline werewolves?

i dont remember them using refcam at all this event

>shhhhhhhhh
is over with me kek

Sweet rollthrough suplex

first for bronson sneed tsunami off the cage

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>yeet

>>16376999
get out of the tub and then repeat this

>>16377003
just the one called samoan werewolf

I hate women bros

SAMI USO

>>16376866
I see a fascist pig slathered in bitch makeup.

>>16377003
Only the Tongans and Fatu

>alligator roll into a slap
That was pretty cool

yeyeyeyeyeyeyeye

>>16376935
I don't think we're getting Cena vs. Rock 3. I do think we'll get:
>January: Cena in a main even tag
>February: Cena setting up Rumble
>March: Cena #30, eliminated in the final 3-way to set up Wrestlemania match
>April: Revenge match, Cena loses/hurt and goes on tour to NXT, NJPW
>July/Aug: Cena returns for Summerslam
>Nov: Cena Wargames
>Dec: Final Cena

Not a big fan of women bros

>getting YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE over
holy based

>>16376997
>piped in noises that sync up with the song right as it ends
do you think you need to stand whenever you shout stuff?

>>16376991
yeah but tiffy not cashing in kinda ruined the whole thing. it was anti-climatic specially when they teased it where it made sense.

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oh, no. Who said that.? It's true, Drew has beef with Roman and Punk ...

>>16377003
tama is a hyena

yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye

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Corey Graves:
[Jacob Fatu] looks like he belongs in a cage.

>>16376999
Imagine telling someone 5 years ago that Tanga Loa would be main eventing WWE PPVs and Jay White would be jobbing in the new TNA

>>16377022
We know

>>16377029
shhhhhhhhh…. Yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye

>>16377025
it doesnt make sense to cash in with 9 women in the ring

>>16377003
We wuz werewolves, uce.

>>16377024
he's the kind of anon who stands up to shout "MCDONALDS!" at the tv

>>16377022
Fuentes?

>>16377023
>>16377029
>>16377039
tama got the wwe formula right in getting a chant over

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>>16377022

>>16376945
"Uce" is the Samoan equivalent of dude or esse.

>>16376945
We don't say that word here nigger

jacob fatu > tama tonga > solo > bronson sneed > yeetman > jimmmy > punk > otc > tanga loa > sami zayn

>>16377041
The only person who would stop her was Raquel who was handcuffed

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>>16376971
The earlier the PPVs end the better, that way I can enjoy the rest of my night right after my kids go to bed happy and fat

>>16377021
good thinking. i think rock vs cena v3 is always gonna disappoint. wonder who he'll be feuding with instead

SNEED

what do i need to eat to become like bronson Uso

So when the fuck is Kevin and Cody, some Christmas special bullshit like that 6 man tag with Cena and Roman

SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

SNEED

>>16376979
yeah, Tama and Tonga are genuinely good as a tag team
their matches with the Briscoes were based af

BIG
BRONSON
SNEED

god ive become such a sneed mark

>match starts
>20 minutes of filler
>ok now the match actually starts
War games absolutely sucks ass

>>16377032
>and Jay White would be jobbing in the new TNA
to a female no less

BIG SNEED APPROACHES

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SNEED

>>16377049
like nigga is the black equivalent of dude or esse

5 CHAIR SNEED????????????????

IT'S SNEED TIME!

Sneed

>every five minutes
>until we run over then it's every 3 minutes

jey is finished

>>16377043
I make sure to do it with my arms up only because I love it so much!
>McDonalds!

>>16376945
>>16377049
its more like bro

SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

BRONSON RAID BOSS

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>the chair to the face

YAWN

Canadians know the real reason Leaf interest is down due to Sportsnet

>>16377067
Yes, I hate this match

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>>16377032
SAVE ME MIZ

>>16377077
They're working minutes brother.

Hate fat ppl, love sneed. Simple as.

>SHIT

how come butch looks homo in his singlet but sneed doesnt

>Jey taller than Sneed
lol

>chairspam
into the trash it goes

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>>16377021
>goes on tour to NXT, NJPW
>we actually get cena/tanahashi in both of their final years
HOLY

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Did you guys ever think Sneed would be in the main event like this? I'm proud

Still can't believe Tiff didn't cash it in

Not this grab a random weapon shite again

NEXT

>>16377094

>>16377094

>>16377094

>>16377032
Remember to always consider all outcomes of the choices you make in life.

punk next?

>>16377089
Miz vs Jay White would unironically be a good feud

>>16377029
I LOVE YOU SOOOO LOOOOO!!!

>>16377093
any fat person that can handle the cardio of wwe is over with me

>>16377096
Because sneed is a meaty hoss

>>16377077
Only the first period is five minutes, then it goes to three. Pay attention you fucking over stimulated, undermedicated zoomer twat.

>>16377109
>>16377109
>>16377109
>>16377109
NEW

>>16377044
Rent free.
Everyone hates women bro.

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>>16377102
Probably cash in on the new mid card belts

>>16377060
Both horse and gorilla formulas

>>16377124
kek lmao at you'are thread

>>16377136
what a fucking burial KWAB

TONGA LOA SUCKS
... I SECOND THAT

holy FUCK i need sneed and fatu to win the tag titles