HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
RAW is THAT GOOD tonight Unironically
this nigga really out here in pink shoes
UFC fighter CM Punk, everyone
>>16391130I don't get it, what does this have to do with 536k?
>>16391130OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHA
He didn’t get all of it
>>16391130That’s the same shit he did in the ufc webm
>>16391130top Kek
>>16391173lol it really is. this is just how he shoot fights.
LMFAOOO
>>16391130Am I really to believe Punk is this trained killer fighter that could beat up most of the WWE locker room? I can buy him taking the geeks at AEW but you aren't going to convince me to choose Punk in a shoot fight over a guy like Breaker, Gunther or even Rollins. Yes I actually think Rollins would beat him in a shoot fight.
HE CALLS THAT MOVE THE KEK SHUFFLE MAGGLE
as far as im concerned cm punk won that fight as well
>>16391130Nigga tried to Mishima wavedash
>>16391173Visual plea
>>16391130Wow. Punk must be a talented fighter. Does he have an mma background?
>>16391130
>>16391130mmmmmmmmmmh now that's badass...
Just watched the segment, pretty good promos from everyone involved. Hot crowd. Sold out arena. Good stuff
>>16391130mmmmmmm, Badass Pure strike
>>16391130shades of taker mmmmmmmm
kek
>>16391130LMAOOOO
>>16391130*gallops towards you*
>>16391173It's the same shit he did in the All In scuffle as well
TOP KEK!!!!
>>16391173>>16391669Kek
>>16391130>>16391669was phil shooting on seth?
>>16391130Kenny Omega would have killed this man if it wasn't for the dog.
>>16391670the one where he won a fight 3v1?
>>16391377yeah the tougher fighters are definitely in the PG fed
>>16391130Rate the purity of that strike.
>>16391130Why Punk didn't succeed in the UFC, exhibit 1, OP's webm
>>16391377punk is the one who took him down to the floor into a mount thothe swipe was craycray tho
>>16391130>>16391173>>16391669KEKHe's at it again
>>16391130Phils a real shoote-BUHAHAHAHHA
>>16391377He was barely able to get perry in a headlock
>>16391377Any wrestler and fan that played a varsity sport in high school can shoot kill punk in a fight
>>16391130>Left foot forward>Still does a (wide lol) jab with the right handNo wonder he got demolished in UFC.In a shoot fight Rollins would have been able to deliver the meanest hook known to man (with his full body weight leaning) right into Punks jaw.Rollins didn't keep his hands up tough, what's the point of going into stance if your hands dangle near your bitchtits.
>>16391822Rollins is probably the one guy in the locker room even gayer and less tough than Punk
>>16391696No the one you didn't dream up while taking mescaline.
>>16391377No. Only someone who has never been in a fight or never even seen a fight would believe Punk can fight.Punk himself however thinks he can fight and even believes he's good at it. A true autistic self-mark that got a reality check as soon as he stepped into the octagon.It would be comical if he didn't also randomly assault people in autismo-rage every time his delusions of grandeur are hurt.
>>16391878>Only someone who has never been in a fight or never even seen a fight would believe Punk can fightSo most of /pw/ and most pro-wrestling fans? There's a group of anons here that think Kenny Omega is a tough guy just because he said he said he did grappling in Japan once.
>>16391890show us these anons, even just one. they do actually exist, right?
>>16391669Fucking unbelievable. Kept his left hand outstretched, tried to throw a cross like a girl (might not have been a cross, it looked so girly I don't know what that was) and proceeded to get out-grappled despite being a wrestler.Did he actually train for his UFC debut or just decided to wing it like the god of fighting he is (in his mind)?
>>16391890I don't know Kenny Omega other than the occasional pic of him posted here, but unlike Punk he looks tough at least. Phil has just absolutely nothing going for him and it's giving me second hand embarrassment.
>>16391919He was trained like Wimp Lohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d696t3yALAY
>>16391916https://archived.moe/pw/thread/16218981/#q16220730https://archived.moe/pw/thread/14232279/#14233628Pay attention whenever brawl out was mentioned or someone says AEW wrestlers are pussys and there will be one anon saying some shit about Kenny being a shoot fighter when there's no proof>>16391929It's easy to tell that both are fucking pussies. Kenny hides behind it by juicing and saying he once trained grappling but won't even say the type like catch wrestling, judo, freestyle wrestling, bjj, japanse jujitsu, and so on. CM Punk is delusional and weak but everyone here knows that by now.
>>16391669I'm still confused on his thought process here. His punch wasn't even good. I would've gone for a more lowered hook near the jaw or something. Did Punk really not have any spars before his match?
MMA and the fact that anyone can train BJJ ruined pro wrestling. Shut the fuck up, no one gives a fuck about you or the fact you think that you can beat a pro wrestler in a fight. Even if it's true, no one gives a fuck about senseless nigger violence. Go back to watching grown men lay on each other in a "real fight" and fucking leave pro wrestling alone if you hate it so much. I don't give a fuck you pay $200 a month to roll around with guys on a mat
>>16391377>I can buy him taking the geeks at AEWBut anon there's literal footage that shows he couldn't even do that. Shitty little Jungle Boy with his guard down hardly even budged from where he stood when Punk attacked him
>>16391700You're joking right? How the product is presented has nothing to do with how tough guys are. Look at WWF during the Golden Era. That was family friendly, but a lot of those guys were dangerous as fuck. Haku, Bad News Brown, Harley Race, Orndorff, Blackjack Mulligan, Rick Rude, Barbarian, Hawk and Animal, Andre, One Man Gang, and on and on.
>>16391919>Did he actually train for his UFC debutIf i remember right he trained with legit UFC tier people and after the flame outs in the octagon some of them said he put max effort into training, took it seriously and all that but no matter what they tried to do he could never really get better. Just a lack of talent.
>>16392009I could've sworn I read or heard somewhere that he didn't take his training too seriously and just showed up to film the videos of his training camp but didn't train much outside of those videos where he got fucked up by regional fighters.
>>16391999>Haku>Harley RaceTwo of the biggest fake tough guys of all time. surely you jest
>>16391130kek
>>16392026As much as it's easy to shit on Punk for being shit. I respect him for walking forward and going in with the heem or be heemed mindset. If only that dickhead he fought in his second UFC fight decided to heem him for good then the Punk meme would've been over.
>>16392023Kek. Yeah I'm sure Hangma'am, Cuckspree, and the Atom Smol are the true tough guys in wrestling.
>>16391420Lmfao
>>16391377What are the chances Jacob Fatu rekts this guy
>>16391130I don't see a problem. We've seen Phil fight for real in UFC and that was comical too
>>16391130i fully believe almost every guy in AEW could beat up phili struggle to think of someone who couldn't
>>16392203then why didn't jungle cuck?
>>16392209jungle boi didn't fight back, he was baffled by cuckman phil throwing kangaroo jabs at him and attempting a headlock that he escaped in 2 seconds
>>16391130Based MMA Phil channeling his inner Inoki
>>16391130damn that was hella gay
>>16392209Because he's not stupid enough to assault a coworker right in front of his boss
>>16391130Man i had a hearty laugh thanks OP
>>16392213kek that's true, that is what happened
>>16391130This shit's just straight-up embarrassing.
>>16391130WTF was that?Im getting flash backs
>>16391990Even the low-end UFC guys had a blackbelt or equivalent in some sort of martial art by their early 20’s. This was always going to be how it ended for Punk who just started training in his mid-30’s. It wasn’t going to be like Brock, who was a national champion in amateur wrestling in college.
>>16391130kwab
Fake it til you make it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ7B8KfG7Us
>>16392280It's just weird to be on the receiving end of attacks when you're in the advantaged position of a guard and he's not even passing it.
>>16391130I thought he whiffed before I saw this WEBM. Goofy walk up, but the Diaz bitch slap connects.PDS is incurable it seems.
>>16392575yeah, i did a pause on frame thing and he does some kind of slap moveit's still weird because you can actually connect a slap a hell of a lot easier with your lead arm and not lose too much power if you deliver it kinda like a hook and still have more distance to it than your rear/cross hand where you really have to LUNGE over and really rotate into it and that's a pain in the ass
>>16391696No one believes that. He had a torn tricep and Kenny would've fucked his shit up if Ace didn't bite him.
>>16391130>>16391173>>16391377>this guy heemed the Bucks and Jack Perry
>>16392705>heemedNo the hell he did not lmao
>>16392423I mean sure, but it didn't even look like the motherfucker knew how to position anything in a bout. You saw his galloping. The fuck is that? If he had a trainer, there's NO way they could've let that shit slide. Either they trained him wrong on purpose as a joke or Punk got some yes man sent by Dana.
>>16391130Kek that run up and shitty slap lmao.I will never understand Phillcels
>>16391130i fucking hate aew now but WWE is worthless fucking pg dogshit and it will never changeThe fucking Moxley Punk punching looked more convincing than this shit, the Kingston one too
>this is the guy that's undefeated in shoot fights against the AEW locker roomGrim!
>>16392818And just think, for how pathetic Philly is, AEW "stars" are THAT much more pathetic. KWAB!
>>16391377punk might be top 5 least athletic wrestlers in the WWE, even when he's all roided up now. i would bet on nia jax or otis being able to heem him in a shoot. someone like bron or jacob and it's not even a contest.
>>16391130As much as I love Punk, mainly because it causes AEWtists to seethe, this is kwabby
>>16392023Harley Race was legit tough. He got his start at 14, shoot fighting marks at local carnivals. They used to have beat the clock challenges, whoever could hang in the "ring" with the wrestler would win a prize. Harley started as the plant, the kid who would just about survive with the big tough guy to encourage marks to think they could do it (who then got heemed obviously). By 17, he was the guy in the ring who was shooting on the local tough guy and that's how he got into the business.I reckon if you toured the country shoot fighting people for 5 bucks then you can be considered tough. Even if that was in the pre-MMA era where just knowing a few shoot holds or hits was enough to down 99% of people.
>>16392209>Punk tries sucker punching and hair pulling on a dude 20y/o younger than him, also smaller than him>could barely get him in a headlock before Senor Joe interferescome on man
>>16391130By god, the pureness of those strikes
>>16393192>i would bet on nia jax or otis being able to heem him in a shoot.Pretty sure Bianca would beat Punk in a shoot as well, Shayna too easily.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxleZpWSKQEOH NO, OH FUCKING NOOOOOOOO
>>16391130No wonder Mr Badass Undertaker didn't like Cm puke
>>16393192they should have Jacob squash punk, really make a star out of him
>>16393243He was jealous of the pure striking.
>>16393293that would be max kino but punk has never put another wrestler over like that in his entire career and won't start now
>>16391669That guy whoever he is, is lucky Phil didn't connect. That looked deadly.
>>16391130OMG He was going to shoot on Seff
>>16391669Him turning his head to Gall shooting makes me kek everytime
>>16391452Yeah. What the AEW trannies won't admit is, Punk came 3rd in a MMA tournament and won bronze.
>>16393921Damn, 3rd is pretty fucking good. How many competitors were there?
>>16393925Just 3 LMAOOOOOOO
>>16393931OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>16391919>proceeded to get out-grappled despite being a wrestler.Yeah, probably because he's fighting a black belt in BJJ who was also an amateur wrestling captain in high school, retard.
>>16391919i'm not disputing that he's probably either been trained wrong or he did not intake the information he was being given properlybut professional wrestling does not equate to having collegiate mat wrestling skills, which is the actual wrestling you should be talking about when it comes to real life graps (and those are often amongst the top 3 successful players in the mma game)
>>16391130The muay thai strikes of cm punk
>>16392818>>16392855>fatso was up talking to himself at 4 A.M. on a dead boardyour life is a pathetic joke
>>16394196bet he has the best teepo in the world
>>16391929>he looks tough at leastno he doesn't, he looks like shit since he got that rectal turbocancer
>>16393203you do know that is just carny bs right?Anyone with a boxing or wrestling backgroujd would have wiped the floor with that chubby dad looking mofo
>>16394206I have believe the stories as back then people didn't have an expansive knowledge of martial arts. When I was a kid in the '90s everyone still thought karate was bad ass and a lethal fighting style.
>>16394373its true in the 90's everything was about karate and other vague martial arts. people like steven segal were big and hitting chops that sent people through bank vaults and all us kids saw this and thought "WOW KARATE IS COOL" they had all sorts of dumb ninja shit back then
>>16391377if you can withstand two punches and know how to apply a choke you are a better fighter than someone with 30+ of muscle on you
>>16391130Jaseffy looks like Bray Wyatt here
>>16392541It's not really advantaged, you have gravity working against you so the guy on top can easily strike you. It's considered advantaged in BJJ only if you're a high-level grappler, when you have strikes involved and even add more shit like biting or 12-6 elbows or eye gouging, its a terrible position to be in a real fight
>>16394206It's not carny bs, we had those types of "take on all comers" still well into the 1980s.Race was a trained wrestler already when he started this.
>>16391130Theres a reason why he lost his only two MMA fights
>>16391669kek even if that slow ass punch did land, it would've done close to zero damage. he didn't even lead with his fist. it was more wrist than anything
Lol was this supposed to be a reference to the way he slapped jungle boy
>>163946011 loss and 1 no contest pal. get it right
>The Bucks and Jungle onions lost to THIS
>>16393192otis heeming him is a given, that guy did olympic training
>>16392816/thread
>>16394665I'm sorry Phil. You're right
>>16394362what's this maneuver called?
>>16391130wrestlers laugh at you and collect their money
>>16394819Korean backdashing.
>>16392242BASED
>>16394373>>16394515The problem with these stories is they are just stories.In shoot interview keyfabe loreRace met Bill Kazmaier legit strong man and powerlifting champion and they had a handshake grab strength off and Race brought Kazmaier to his knees kekOnly a complete mark would buy such bullshit that and old skinny fat guy has more grip strength then a strong men champion.Race propably knocked some hillbills silly in the territories but anyone with remote fighting skills can do that
>>16393243I've learned that when Taker says someone is dogshit, he is in fact objectively dogshit.He hates Hogan as well.
>>16393938Punk chose to go into the ring against him. He has no excuses.
>>16394157Ok so what do they do in the performance center???
real strikes coming through
>>16391130HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>16395669We didn't ask what your crush responded with when you asked her out.
>>16395791having a crush is for lust-filled faggots like you
>>16395800Again: >>16395791
>>16391130>>16394362>>16395366The absolute state of white "people"
>>16395960
YIKES
>>16395219just doing tv style "wrestling" which is far removed from collegiate mat/greco roman wrestlingkurt angle, brock lesnar, shelton, chad gable, bobby lashley those are names of people who have experience in that kind of stuff, so as far as technical skills, they are the people who can deliver, but it doesn't translate to the way professional wrestling is done especially these dayscm punk is just a fan of pro wrestling and got himself in through the indie market
>>16391130>this is the same guy who beat the shit out of the BucksKWAB. AEW loses again.
>>16394510>12-6 elbowswasn't legal until last month>eye gougingnot legal at all lolyes i know people will "accidentally" do them but that's beside the pointalso to your points, guard is an easy setup for triangle, side arm bar, for the simple gameif he comes in to try and block the leg then you can try to tag him with a guillotine or even just bring his face into your boobs and suffocate him in your delicious breasts
the takedown part was okay, cm punk at least did that ok for standing position because it got him on side mount position, though if you don't know how to follow it up it's kind of pointless if like seth just decides to kimura your closest arm, which is why punk has to move fast to control those instead of getting batted by sethhowever the approach and the slappy with the least ranged most telegraphed arm when not inside was lollike i guess he thinks he was imitating doing something like this but you have to break down why the guy is moving and striking the way he does in a certain cadence
anyone have the gif of punk upper cutting a dummy and missing?
>>16391919It was nerves. He looks better in his training footage with Rufus. Also, if you’re into the MMA scene, you know Rufus isn’t a bullshit guy. And he vouched for Philhttps://youtu.be/nCM-ZzjzK5c?si=iHQwxkzmzZ4K4_r0
>>16393243Taker said he has no issues with Punk. He just told him that he needs to dress better because he was getting heat from Vince for lack of professionalism. I forgot the interview I think it was on Takers podcast or something
>>16398441this, and punk was like "well why doesn't cena have to do it" and carder is like "because cena's a star"
>>16391130Kek what a sissy slap fight
>>16391130>left foot forward>sheepishly swings with his rightGenuinely cracked up for like 5 seconds. They trained Punk wrong on purpose I think
Yall are a bunch of marks. Phil can fight its just that he didn’t wanna heem Rollins because this is pro-wrestling, not an actual fight
>>16391130lmfao god i love the fed for delivering laughs like this
>>16395960kek
>>16398445Yeah. It wasn’t any beef, just Taker being the locker room leader and calling a a spade a spade
>>16392575An ice cold company will do that to them. Same thing happened with WWE fans when they were raging when went to AEW.
>>16398441Wrestling is gay as fuck lol.
>>16391130He open palmed hit his chin before connectionAre you retarded enough to think they're really just going to start slugging each other in the ring?
>>16398548Yeah i love gay shit
>>16398548It's half naked dudes rolling around with each other, yet somehow when wrestlers actually talk about the weird rules and regulations it becomes even gayer.
There's the philly shuffle and then there's the Phil B. Shuffle
>>16392780Yes, he did lol. That's why they fired him, remember?
>>16398441And lo and behold, he finally learned that lesson.
Kek he was referencing that time he beat Jungle Cuck's ass so bad Tony Khan feared for his life.
>>16391669He could've won this match if he faked that first punch and then did the GTS. Why didn't he just use his finish??
why do these anti-punk threads have so many replies? are his biggest haters unironically his biggest fans?
>>16398783Yup. Took him long enough lol but better late then never
>>16399410He's Taylor Swift for men
>>16399975Still don’t understand what he meant by that
>PDS isn't rea-
>>16391130Anyone got higher quality. I may have those sealers.
>>16398519>calling a spade a spadeI don't think being the 'locker room leader' gives you an N-word pass anon.
>>16391173except this time he’s wearing pink shoes!
>>16400066What
>>16391130I'm unsure did phil think he was in a real fight ?? Why is he marking out like that ?
heem sleepy
>>16399989Look at the kind of freaks that are "Swifties" and look at Philfags
>>16391130How hard can it be for WWE to pay Lawler to run punch clinics at the fucking Performance Center?
How come it only took Sami and Jey to break it up?
>>16400862Punk haters are crazier than Punk fans if were being honest
