SUFFERIN SUCKOTASH
accurate size
>>16397015will is half an inch shorter than cody and twice the athlete
No dimes
>>16397015Lmfao
OH BOY, the epiggies are NOT GONNA like this
>>16397006No Willy Assplay has 0(zero) 5* matches and there's nothing you or your autistic idolo David "Jew" Meltzer can do about it KWARB!
>>16397279bro if will hooked up with wwe he's be in s tier there with cody, roman and punk right nowyou can't convince me otherwise
>>16397006Cuckspree is a gymnast cosplayer, not a pro wrestler.
>>16397189they're already oinkin and squEalin lmao
>>16397457
>>16397436Assplay's lack of promo skill will only put him on the same level as Rick O'Shea
>>16397015op btfo
>>16397015KEK opetty in shambles
>>16397090Oh, really? Well, i know that Cody is taller laying on his back
>>16397015Kek fr fr
>>16397468KEK Will is a better promo than RomanIf Will had Heyman in the fed it would be game over. He'd run it.
>>16397464This is cope. I want wrestlers to be athletic. But I want them to actually understand psychology, to know how to sell, and to work a believable match. Cuckspree can't do any of that. He's a gymnast that moves from one obviously cooperative spot to another. And worse, he mixes in cringe anime poses with his butt buddy Ricoshit too.
>>16397497>Will is a better promo than RomanAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>If Will had Heyman in the fed it would be game over. He'd run it.Heyman will never manage Assplay lmao. Even if he did, he'll just be another Curtis Axel.
>>16397546will is all of that, your pig brain has been rotted>>16397557bro the cena tard alliance alone would be ride or die for him. being an actual smart wrestling fan is fucking torture
>>16397546Faggot the Bloodline WWE is just anime poses and choreographed matches What the fuck are you thinking?
>>16397436NXT midcarder at best.
>>16397620his only rival would be seth and he would flex on him so hard it would be legitimately hilarious. like funny a year later hilarious.
>>16397006>Jew stars
>>16397596I have never once defended the Bloodline or Roman. I've only been shitting on Cuckspree.>>16397570Will is trash and does not understand pro wrestling. His match with Ricoshit was a complete disgrace. Will's one and only good match was in Japan against Omega, and that was a carry job anyway.
>>16397596That’s peak cinema though
>>16397920do you really hate will, or do you hate yourself?
>>16397006>108M views
>>16397006Don't forget Will's list of all the millies he drew.
>>16397767>midget >flexing The superior flippy homo couldn't flex on a youtuber, what makes you think this cuckold could do any better?
>>16397991why is being popular so important to you? how was your childhood?
>>16398009Why are David's stars so important to you? Are you Jewish?
>>16397015kekKEK
>>16398036Ooh this is gonna upset him
>>16398036who is wwe's ceo?
>Star of David is a jew symbol >AEWtists entire existence revolves around an irrelevant jew named David giving irrelevant stars to irrelevant gymnasts I see, now I understand everything.
>>16398156
>>16398156I don't remember him or anyone sucking WWE's CEO cock like you do Dave's. Lol retard thought he was cooking.
>>16398185why wont you say his name?
>>16398201Because I don't know his name. Why would I need to know the name of the TKO CEO. Triple H is the one crushing your butt buddy Khan every week. Lol retard thought he was cooking again.
>>16398156Surely not the mentally retarded journalist that AEWtroons love so much.
>>16398232because it isn't triple h, it's the agendayou think that meathead who suckled adam cole is a sudden genius?
>>16397015OH NONONONONONONO
>>16398276You're saying that Triple H isn't the one shitting on Tony every week? The Jewish CEO I don't know the name of is the one booking the shows? You ever look into taking some crazy pills?
>>16398319tony works two nights a week on his carny show. i fucking hate how he's a lazy bastard. however wwe is 100% jewish and this is an undeniable fact.
This particular buck broken AEWtist can only cope with "popular doesn't mean anything, is McDonald's good because it's popular?"Meltzer's disabled cock is what's good for you so keep sucking on it.
>>16397557He’s absolutely better than Roman. Even Cena cut a promo on Roman’s shitty promos.
>>16397015STOP THE COUNT!!
>>16397015lmao
>>16398373aew's success is legit because it has driven soulless pig npc wwe fans like you into an unrelanting rageyou wake up and think about tony khan and get extremely mad
>>16397006at least roman aint raising another man's kid lmao
>>16398410>aew's success is legitpost ratingspost attendance
>>16398410>unrelantinggms
>>16398460B-But McDonald's...
>>16398460185M
>>16398520For 3 years and Tiny had to give them everything including his mother's dead body.
>>16398373Sadly I used to be like that in the early 2000s when I fell out of WWE in 02/03. "WWE sucks, you know what's good? CZW"
>>16397006Why are you so obsessed with making the same threads over and over again every single day?
>>16397015fippy bippy
>>16397006By my reckoning Reigns has had at least 46 5 star matches in his career
>>16397006You mean to tell me an autistic senior citizen from suburban San Francisco (draw your own conclusions there) gave his new favorite top talent 44 5 star matches? That's astounding and very much a real metric of success.
>Meltzer was born in upstate New York to a Jewish family. He later moved with his family to San Jose, California.
how do we cope?
Kek
>>16397015Based. Throw your ones up!
>>16397015the absolute STATE of OP
>>16400820>>16400048>>16400008>>16398627>>16398407>>16398406touch grass silo tits
>>16397015LOL
>>16397015Lmao
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