Jaida Parker vs. Lola Vice - NXT Underground MatchNathan Frazer and Axiom vs. Tavion Heights and Myles Borne - NXT Tag Team ChampionshipTrick Williams vs. Ridge Holland - NXT ChampionshipEthan Page v. Wes Lee v. Je'von Evans v. Nathan Frazer v. Eddy Thorpe (?) - Men's Iron SurvivorGiulia v. Zaria v. Sol Ruca v. Stephanie Vaquer v. Wren Sinclair - Women's Iron SurvivorCountdown to NXT Deadline @ 6PM ESThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH1Fd521Wng
No powerhouse in the men's iron survivor match this year. Where the fuck is Oba Femi?
>>16421986LETS GO WREN
>>16422026>Where the fuck is Oba Femi?with the draft coming up I wonder if he's just going to main roster now
>>16422034>draft coming upwait that's 4 months from now nvm I'm retarded
Wrenfrens are we going over?
>>16422026He could be Thorpe's replacement
>>16422040bro she's gonna eat a record 53 pins
>>16422039No, you're right. They announced that there will be trades before Raw goes to Netflix. Although it's going to be majority women so that both shows can have a midcard for the new belts
>>16422044erm actually, 53 pins would equal over an hour of penalty time and the match is only 25 minutes
>>16421986grim
>>16422058gb2 your anime con gamethread loser
>>16422034people keep saying femi is going to the main roster but NXT's men's division needs main event level talent pretty badly right now, he should graduate to that before going up.if anything, they actually shoot might call trick up, if the conversation melo and aldis had is any hint.
Oba needs at minimum six months with the nxt belt where main roster stars come down to get humbled
>>16421986Nice to know we have some real wrestling on tonight. Going to be a great show.
>>16421986so, have they said anything about whether or not Thorpe will actually be in the Iron Survivor?
The rules are simple>Five superstars will compete in this unique 25-minute Match as they battle each other and the clock.>Two superstars will start the match and every five minutes a new superstar will enter the match until all five are in the ring.>The goal is to have the most falls when the clock hits 25 minutes.>Falls can be won at any time via pinfall, submission or disqualification.>When a superstar scores a fall they will earn one point.>However, when a superstar loses a fall, that superstar must pay the penalty. They are forced out of the ring and into a penalty box for 90 seconds.>Once the 90 seconds are up, the superstar can re-enter the match.>The superstar who has scored the most falls when the clock hits 25 minutes will be named the Iron Survivor and become the No. 1 Contender for the NXT Championship and NXT Women’s Championship respectively.
Taking my mom to get some new sneakers. And that's gonna be my day for today. Gonna cozy up later with my /pw/ bros to watch KinoXT.
>>16421986I was coming in to say I'm rooting for Eddy but then I remembered he died. Will Iron Survior go for the kino hat trick? This year is the weakest line-up, sure there will be some high spots from the three flippy guys but idk man
>>16422304based helpful son anon
>>16422308i think he's being replaced by a coconut, possibly hikuleo
>>16422136I hope it's not a swerve desu, he's the only one in the match I really like this year.btw they uploaded last year's on YT, relive the kino that was Trick's comebackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP3WwjJ2ZhY
>>16422318Cmon man please no. If they debut someone I hope it's not another Samoan, and I say that as someone who actually likes Nu-Bloodline but enough please
>>16422343i think ava is gonna have her own 3 minute warning and turn heel
>>16422343If Eddy is out it's a 50/50 between Oba Femi and Hikuleo, 100%
>>16422318I like the bloodline. But NXT should remain a bit coconut free.
>>16422354i guess it could be lance anoa'i too but i don't think he's the one
>>16422350Tyra stay safe!
What happened to Eddy?
>>16422487Cum in his lungs
>>16422504no...
>>16422487eddy showed dakota shamanism but she used it to transfer her injuries to him
Who's ready for CINEMA?
>>16422547>wearing axiom shirt>is nathan frazer
>>16422304Get her some expensive jordans
>>16422657That's his amigo bro
>>16422718They posted a cute TikTok together the other day
>>16422657Randy Orton used to wear Edge shirts when they were a tag team
Time to defrost my meats to prep for Deadline dinner
>>16422718Why weren't the Passion Police invited?
I just remembered Punker showed up to kick off last year's Deadline
>>16422657>he hasn't worn his tag partners shirt
>>16422884They're in Missouri or wherever the fuck
>>16422718Why Jazmin Nyx here? She's a heel.
>>16422963That's Jade Gentile
>>16421986>NXT Underground MatchThese things always suck, not even Dijak could make one work. Jaida should win it, but Lola will get her win back from the Street Fight.>Tag Team ChampionshipI love NQCC now, but Axiom and Frazer are on another level. Champs retain.>NXT ChampionshipObvious filler feud is obvious, Trick retains.>Men's Iron SurvivorThe given field makes it look like Wes Lee will win. If Thorpe does get replaced though, could shake things up. My guess is that Axiom will take his place if anybody, busy night for the Tag Champs.>Women's Iron SurvivorUnfortunately, I feel like the only one with no chance of winning is Wren. You can probably take Giulia out of the running next since she just had a title match not too long ago. The other three all feel like they could be the winner, but my gut says they'll go with Zaria on this one. She's the least ready for a title run and it'll be another decent name for Roxanne's bodycount.
Why doesn't the clock just count down
>>16423024>my gut says they'll go with Zaria on this one. She's the least ready for a title run and it'll be another decent name for Roxanne's bodycount.not directly related to deadline but for what it's worth i think steph is going to be the one to dethrone roxanne when she gets called up next year
>>16423178I think Roxanne is going to the main roster and immediately taking a midcard championship. This is why I think Cheleas Green will win the midcard tournament so that she can immediately lose it to Roxxane
I would book the show like this>men's iron survivor >Underground match>Men's tag>Trick Ridge >Women's Iron Survivor
>>16421986Brothers I'm torn I want Sol Ruca to win tonight, but I'd also be happy if Giulia, Zaria, or Stephanie won.
>>16423178I'd like to see Vaquer be the one. She's shown me more than Giulia or Zaria, anyways. I think Sol would be better off doing a midcard run before getting to the top.
I would've had Vaquer not be in the iron survivor match and instead had a title match vs Perez on this show considering she's already pinned Perez clean at Halloween Havoc.
>>16423351I want Zaria to win just because I want to furiously masturbate to all of her pins
>>16423024I completely glossed over the fact that Frazier was in two matches. I like your idea of putting in Axiom instead of Eddy (although I hope Eddy is in it)also i really hope the women's survivor isn't the main event.
Channing "Stacks" Lorenzo (27) is wanted by the Orlando Police Department after running a stop sign
hate all you women's wrestling fans
>>16422343Its more likely to be Oba, Trick will go over Holland and Oba will take the belt at Stand and Deliver
>>16423430did not ask
>>16423430>hate all you women's wrestling fansIt really is weird that Shawn has seemingly gone all in on the ladies for NXT. At least they have actually characters and personalities though, the NXT women's division of five years ago was dreadful with how many bland workrate shitters it was composed of.
>>16422054Match? What match?
>>16423390>also i really hope the women's survivor isn't the main event.This probably is the year where they switch the positions of the Iron Survivor matches. Especially without Roxanne defending tonight though, I like the idea of Trick defending right before the Men's main event, keeps his story moving along through the back half of the card.
>>16422040I hope so
>>16421986IRON SURVIVOR IS THE BEST MATCH OF THE YEARhowever I got a feeling this one will be pretty underwhelming hoping to be proven wrong, suspect I might
>>16423466History tells us the match they earn is at New Year's Evil, but interestingly I don't think they've said that yet this year.
>>16423494It has to be the main event because the Men's match has to go first so the tag team storyline can make sense
>>16423511I could see page and wes being a good counter to frazer and je'von's flippy shit
>>16423511There is a severe lack of proven singles stars/meat in the match as is. But I'm excited to see what kind of shenanigans Ego gets up to in this match type.
>>16423548ego will fill the grayson waller role for sure this time
>I'm excited to see what kind of shenanigans Ego gets up to in this match type.
>>16423473ya triggered simp?
>>16423571stop replying to me
>>16423537I feel like the card could be arranged like this:>Tag Team Championship>Women's Iron Survivor>NXT Underground>NXT Championship>Men's Iron SurvivorThat'd give Frazer (and possibly Axiom) as much time to rest up before the main event.
i think it will be>nxt underground>mens iron survivor>tag champs>nxt champ>womens iron survivoryou're fooling yourself if you don't think that women's match isn't main eventing
https://x.com/avawwe_/status/1865514131433898251
I forgot how atrocious the fade on Bron's beard was for like two months last year
>>16423628ITS OBA TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
>>16423628What's that lil Mexican guy from AEW
>>16423628Is this appropriate attire for the general manager of a wrestling school?
>>16423661>Marriage to Ava>Rock is my dad
>>16423548>>16423558>>16423565NEGROKILL EM WITH THE LABORKILL EM WITH A WHIP
>>16423642But imagine if it was some out of left field choice, like Adonis or Spears.
>>16423585no lol
>>16422058But enough about your life
>>16423708I don't need to see Spears, but Ashante would be great. Give him a Karmen kiss powerup before he goes out there and let him fuck shit up
>>16422304Very based. You're a good son.
>>16423628Eddybros................................
I miss crazy hobo Joe Gacy
>>16423757He's still crazy and a hobo but now also a pig boy
>>16423777The most despicable thing he's done as a heel is go with a relatively normal haircut lmao
Supernovabros. Tonight is our night.
>>16423814Comatose Noam Dar was such good shit.
https://x.com/wwenxt/status/1865521673010594285
>>16423848Based he saw my post thank you Shawn
>>16423848I rescind my previous statements.
>>16423848nice, i can sleep early :)
>>16423848NQCC should win then but knowing how HBK books Axiom will pull off a clutch win even with a dead weight partner
>>16423848It can't be easy being the best booker ever
>>16421986been drinking and taking pills, ready for some kino. been a while since I watched live
>>16423926Idk I think tonight is the night for Fraxiom to fracture
Still working my way through last year's, I miss Ilja so much bros
>>16421986>Wes>Giulia>NQCC>Trick>Who cares?
lola vice and jaida parker are my top 2 women in nxt. love them both
>>16424012I really hope he gets a match with Brock someday.
Curious to see who the crowd gets behind tonight, the PC crowd isn't always a fair representation of the general audience
>>16423024The men's underground matches were great. Lola vs. Shayna sucked because Lola sucks.
Insider here, A TNA star is filling in for Eddy tonight, but I can't Say His Name.
>>16424012I still need to go back and watch Ilja vs Trick from Vengeance day to confirm it's MOTYWomen's MOTY is Kendal Grey vs Tyra Mae Steele from a random episode of level up
>>16424045I didn't even consider this.
>>16424045I think it's more believable for a smackdown guy considering they're in town Hopefully not Carmelo
>>16422335>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP3WwjJ2ZhY [Embed]yep i'm thinking kino. The way they've handled these matches has been so good. Wonder what twists/developments we'll get tonight
>>16423628Zesty Eddy is gonna go insane next week
>>16424049>Women's MOTY is Kendal Grey vs Tyra Mae Steele from a random episode of level upFor me it's the Lyra/Pax/Rox triple threat
THENNOWFOREVERTOGETHER
>>16423628pentaGAWDS.........
>>16424049>Women's MOTY is Kendal Grey vs Tyra Mae Steele from a random episode of level upSell me on this, because I don't even know who Tyra is and I barely remember Kendal.
ava is sex
Ava got skinnier in the face at least
>>16423628Ava went to AEW's Jail and got Fenix out
>half hour of this
Wes Lee standing on a box
>>16424124shawn got the whole locker room on ozempic
Heel Wes Lee is over with me I'm afraid
wes lee got infinite heat on himself by getting that haircut
Sam Roberts used to make fun of Scorch but now he has become him
Wes and Frazer will start the match. Then Page, Je'Von and MYSTERY NIGGA.
they put sol at the front of that iron survivor graphicsolgods we got this
Heel Wes with that yeeyee ass haircut remind me of someone but I can't put my finger on who exactly
>>16424110Two legit shooters
oh my fucking god vaquer is so fucking hot
The mystery competitor will be Grug
>>16424129wait the main show starts at half past?
Do you think Ethan Page will make it on the main roster? I expect he'll be one of the call ups. I reckon he'll make a good midcard hand.
RIDGE HOLLAND EATS CORN THE NORMAL WAY
RIP Zesty Eddy may the great spirit carry you across the sky
This is the first nxt ppv I'm watching. How is nxt compared to sd/raw?
>>16424167don't even play with me like that bro
Thea Hail used to be the main character of NXT but now she barely shows up
>>16424167RESURRECT CRO MAGNON
>>16424184The weekly show is usually more fun than either. The PLEs are sometimes better than the average main roster PLE. The Iron Survivor Challenge, which will be featured tonight, is my favorite multiman gimmick match in all of WWE.
>>16424188Too busy being a slut on instagram
>>16424164Big agree. She's not tall, but she's got the dark and mysterious thing going on.
>>16424173skill-wise, he might be the most ready of any wrestler in NXT. if they're not bringing oba up then he's the only main event level heel that people actually want to see in NXT so maybe not.
I love NXT
>>16424173He kind of sucks honestlyHe's a cornier, less talented Miz with no gimmick
>>16424184NXT averages out to be better than raw/SD, HBK is a better booker than HHHheatwave this year was the PPV of the year
Megan Morant repulses me
>>16424220t. Matt Camp
muy calinete
>Megan Morant is an avid marathon runner, having completed 13 marathons. She is also a proud living kidney donor, donating her left kidney to a stranger on 7/12/23.
myles bourne looks more like randy with every passing day
Time for this tag team reign to end.
If Smackdown becomes the full on workrate show, which is what it seems like from last night, Axiom and Frazer both would be excellent additions to the roster.
>>16424231One day it's just gonna be Randy in the group and no one will notice the difference while Randy pretends to be deaf
ada talks like her teeth are too big for her mouth... does she have veneers?
>>16424241No, she's got finners.
i like the dynamic of fraxiom whenever they get along they perform worse
>>16424200Why is Chase blushing?
I never heard Bix speak, but I just know he talks exactly like Sam
fraxiom ON MY SCREEN
>Axiom Rojo
I couldn't imagine anything more dimeless than double champion Nathan Frazer
Axiom could use a shave
Nathan is gonna be too broken up from the Iron Survivor match and cost them the match
>that time someone called into Jim and Sam to diagnose Sam with Asperger's
>>16424261Post the spreadsheet!
>>16424264chest hair axiom is dimes and seperates him from other masked guys
axiom should get darker or thicker fabric for the black part of his mask, i can vaguely make out his facial features and that's no good
>>16424272Meant his facial hair
They're so in love
megan's jewish boobies look extremely suckable
kek what the fuck
cannot bring myself to like frazerI think it's impossible
These niggas is always beefing. Also, I looked up Axiom and he's clearly a spic why does he speak with a bong accent?
que voz mas de puta se nota que chupa verga todos los dias
>>16424256I was looking for a clip of a jobber getting kicked the shit out of him by a black wrestler in nwa and the only one I could find on youtube was of David Bixenspan and Brian Last's podcast and he's more normal sounding that you would thinkHe doesn't have a whiny new york jew voice despite being a whiny new york jew
>>16424275He has to see through it bro
>>16424284he's naturally slimy and unlikable. he's gonna do much better as a heel
>>16424286He's a Spaniard
god damn, bitch.
>>16424298Tf is a Spainiard
>>16424286myles bourne posts on /pw/??????
where do you even watch Saturday night's main event if you're not a yank
>Giulia and Vaquer in a heated race to see who can complete a third grade English test first
I hope commercials don't ruin the huge matches on SNME
>>16424296he can do that with thicker or darker fabric stillmaybe have the spots around the eyes thinner and the rest of it thicker
>>16424310free on youtube
Steph's got a voice like a grad school principle>>16424303Someone from the land of Spain itself instead of the Americas
>>16424310the fed is streaming it on their youtube channel
>>16424320based, youtube streams are ten times better than the ones on wwe network
>>16424310Outside of the US it will be streamed live on YouTube, just like raw and smackdown
>>16424295da hell, your rightI mean he has a weird cadence but his voice is actually normal
>>16424305kek
jaida needs to shoot on lola tonight
Only four episodes of Raw left on USA
How the fuck is Adam Driver an actorHe looks like a dweeb
>>16424315I don't know if it'll be any better on Peacock, but I'll take my chances.
Need Jaida to abuse me and ruin my life
wren :)
>>16424338>this time, the brick isn't a work
NXT women's division is so weirdthe most dimeless girl no one cares about is champ but then outside of her it generates the most buzz
wren on my screen
Zaria and Wren are not gonna win
Close enough. Welcome back Mr. Chase.
Cutest shit I've seen in my life
Wren career ending pregnancy...afraid so afraid so
>>16424354people like rox generally idk where you are reading otherwise
CUTE
>>16424351>>16424356Is she shoot getting ANGLO'D by Regal's son?
Is Charlie and Wren porking or something
YEAH!
>>16424344I just remember the one time they had an NXT PLE streaming on both USA and Peacock, and the USA version would go to Picture in Picture commercial breaks, but the Peacock version would stay full screen and they'd keep commenting without commercials. It would be nice if it was the same way. And they could still show commercials between matches on Peacock that way if they wanted.
Wren is so cute bros
wren is older than charliecharlie is 25 and wren is 33
>>16424373just her work husband, nothing serious
I'm gonna fantasy book Bork to be the surprise entrant just for the lels
I LOVE THE IRON SURVIVOR MATCHI LOVE SHAWN MICHAELSI LOVE NXT
durag jaida
>>16424386I believe you
tfw got a chocolate xtreme blizzard waiting for me when deadline starts
JUST BECAUSE I SHAKE MY ASSDOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T KICK YOUR ASS
Jaida unironically has the "X" factor
>>16424401Based. I like the New York cheesecake one.
usually the ghetto black girls they get are shit on the mic but jaida is a natural
>>16424407you mean the SEX factor
>AND THEN I BECAME AN ONLYFANS SLUT
Oh no not that Roxanna Lola promo
>>16424401My favorite sweet treat of all time is the brownie earthquake from DQ but I haven't had one in forever idk if they even still make it
why is lola/jaida a more heated blood feud than rhea/liv
>>16424401i'm finna order taco bell soon>>16424403it would be better if it was "just because i shake my ass doesn't mean i can't kick yours" with emphasis on the my and yours, these are the little things an ESL like lola won't get
Every time they say Ms. Parker, I think about this scene:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhXCA4u3JpA
for me, its the little shoulder dance during her entrance
>>16424410that's because she isn't from ghettoJaida Parker is upper middle class with a white dad
>>16424422flawda bitches are naturally intense
>>16424426For me it's the hot step
the other girls need to stop bringing up lola's MMA experience as like a taunt or a negative in their promos, she could obviously shoot heem them, don't remind the audience
>>16424422two bad Latina bitches fighting is more believable
sex with lola
that tiktok promo is proving that guy who thinks lola can't promo wrong right now
I want to make Lola Vice a mother of 9
Lolo looks like an alien with that filter
need latina gf
>>16424430kelani is also from florida but she's dimeless compared to these ratchet hoes
>punches camerakek
My DoorDash app is showing me restaurants from a city over that they never offered before. That's nice but it seems really expensive to have it delivered and I can't imagine it won't be cold when it shows up. I don't know why all of a sudden I'd have access to these places when I never did before.
kek get fucked Sam
>>16424436jaida isn't latinai agree that she looks like she should be but she's not
Does Jaida have superhuman hearing or what?!
jaida parker sitting on your face while she insults your tiny dick
lel
This starts at 7 right?
>Ricky Starks spotted in Minneapolis, Minnesota. (Fightful Select)RICKYBROS WE FINALLY MADE IT
>>16424462Twenty more minutes
>>16424458It's statistically average :(
Clock it?
>>16424454i'm not sure how the delivery range on these apps works. i think the restaurant might set it? so maybe those places have expanded their range. i usually use grubhub and that happened to me recently. i discovered my new favorite pizza place that way KWAGPP (kek what a great pizza pie).
Jaida is just good at everything. Makes all the other women look bad
>>16424456She isn't Dominican?
is ridge, dare i say, /ourfridge/?
>>16424401I used to love those Reese's Peanut Butter Cup sundaes with the Reese's Pieces sprinkled on top from Friendly's.
>>16424470It's not one or two though, it's like a dozen at least that I'm seeing on the app for the first time today. It's cool but I don't want to pay $30 for Chili's.
>>16424474almost certainly not because if she was latina she'd never shut up about it like lola doesroxanne only doesn't mention it every promo because she's embarassed that she doesn't speak spanish
>>16424239Miles is a manlet i'm afraid >>16423926
Damn it's really been a year?
>>16424478i have been a fridge supporter since he was in the brawling brutes
>>16424478Hell yeah. He understands better than anybody that the Facebook cult are a bunch of shitters.
>>16424484That's why it's gonna be funny. They just think Miles got taller
Xyon Quinn was on the 6pm news last night here in NZ and he tried to make it seem like he still worked for WWE
I don't watch NXT but the main two matches sounds like a clusterfuckIs this PPV worth it or no
>>16424478I'm a ridge markhe's getting better on the mic lately and improving in the ring
>>16424497iron survivor matches are awesome, you should watch
hate ridge's accentahm from de norf ahf ingerlund
>>16424483Roxanne isn't Filipina??
>>16424509the people involved in this one are all dimeless fags tho?
>>16424500I never cared for him until he joined Chase U but now he's one of my favoritesMuch better than whatever tye dillinger bullshit they tried with him at the start of the year
>>16424497It's my favorite gimmick match in WWE. I like it more than Elimination Chamber and War Games and anything else.
>>16424497>the main two matches sounds like a clusterfuckThey sound worse than they actually are. Give the Men's one a chance.
>>16424519the format carries even the most dimeless, its like a royal rumble
>>16424487good times, miss these niggas. it may shock those who didn't see it but Pete Dunne was genuinely over for a brief window of time in this group.
>and those wogs can dance, an' they can sing, but in the end, it won't be woop. it will be smash that trickDamn. We're race-warring.
Ridge "Black Does in Fact Crack" Holland
>>16424497They're smoother than they sound once they start, at the end of the day it's just a 25 minute iron man match.
>>16421986sex with everyone in the main event
>>16424495Lel isn't his wife with AEW? Can't he land a gig there?
>>16424527there was a peaky blinders faction?
>>16424527Butch was actually a character. Pete Dunne is just a workrate shitter, and the only semblance of a character he has now is based on his experience as Butch. Vince was right.
>>16424497just catch up on the the last two matches, they sound like a convoluted mess but they are done so well. they are on the WWE youtube i believe
>to open the showHBK more cucked than HHH?
>>16424514Anon you gotta read those ancient migration pattern maps
>>16424549women are the main draws of nxt
giulia and vaquer will have the same number of pinfalls
>match presented by The Real Cost>Ridge lights up a cigarette R-Truth style
>>16424532There have been iron man matches that weren't 1v1s?>>16424549The womyns Iron Survivor match has more star-power than the mens, desu.
>>16424543Not any more
>>16424549NXT is like 60% women's shit, sometimes more so..... you tell me
>>16424549nah cause 95% of the main roster women are totally dimeless and shouldn't be on any show at all. the women in the main event tonight are great goon material
making 50% yellow babies with giulia
Gulia blacked? Afraid fucking so
>>16424563you mean 25% sushi and 25% spaghetti
>>16424527why did they desolve? was it a sheamus injury? my own personal headcanon is that Butch thought he was too good for it and kicked up a fuss once Vince left
>>16424539nah he started playing rugby again for some third rate team in america and in the interview he made it out like he was leaving wwe because rugby was his real passion and not that they already fired him six months ago
>>16424471jaida and fallon are the biggest allrounder talents in NXT
someone make next
>>16424573>On the November 17 (2023) episode of SmackDown, visible dissension appeared between Holland and Butch after a loss to Street Profits. One week later, Holland walked out on Butch during a tag team match against Pretty Deadly, resulting in a loss in what would be their final match as a team.
>>16424572he could be a hapa too dude you don't know
>>16424573Sheamus was out when they broke up but Haitch just wanted to stick him back in the grandma bathing suit
>>16424581Gimme a minute
>>16424590they paired pete dunne with fucking tyler bate in the worlds most dimeless tag team, and then when tyler bate got injured they turned pete dunne into a goblin man who beats people with clubs and melts down when people deadname him. its progress
SOLRUCAONMYFUCKINGSCREEN
MAKING 25% BLACK BABIES WITH SOL
>>16424604>>16424604>>16424604
kek sol clowning on all ego
all boomer ethan page
that sexual tension
I love my titties, but Sol makes being flat look so good.