Sol with bangs gives me a hard on

sol ruca just dropped a "it's current year" on all reddit ethan page

"All Ego" Ethan Page looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his white shirt before DEADL1NE. Very very disrespectful.

ethan page and sol ruca had chemistry in that promo bros...

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I hope it's Duke

I believe Sol can absolutely take out Zesty Eddy

Ethan is going to get the same treatment JD got in his iron survivor match

>>16424621
I noticed that as well. Why is this guy's nipples always so pronounced even when he's wearing a jacket?

Bros, I just ordered DoorDash from something called "NASCAR Tenders & Burgers"

>>16424621
he WILL get titty twistered

>>16424629
It's a great spot worth repeating, especially since they didn't do it last year

>>16424636
you got scammed by a ghost kitchen

Sol is the hottest flat chest woman I've ever seen.

>>16424636
That's a ghost kitchen brand. Some random dude is frying your wings in his house

>>16424640
it's not necessarily a scam, they'll still deliver the food

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>sponsored by Sonic 3
I think I know who the 5th man is

Penta confirmed backstage

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>>16424636

Sol needs to do a bra and panties match

this card is kinda grim but I'll watch. Stephanie has been so good and I rarely watch womeme

This is a better "WHO'S THE 5TH MAN" plot than the Wargames

so, time to place your bets, who's /our/ mystery man in the Iron Survivor?

So do pins/submissions count before all 5 people are in the match or is it only after all five enter then it runs for 25 minutes?

>>16424661
A X I O M

lol these match graphics are funny as fuck looks like street fighter

>>16424661
YO ONIONS

>>16424665
I don't think it's super likely but I would pop for Hendry

>>16424661
PENTAGON EL ZERO

>>16424661
Zero fear

>>16424665
Yes they count, so you have an incentive to go in first

>>16424655
she needs to be booked in a classical greco-roman nude wrestling match against me in my room with a no holes barred stipulation; loser cums first

>>16424661
hikuleo or lance anoai

>>16424625
What an oddly shaped lad.

>>16424661
brock anderson

>>16424661
Axiom or I stop watching HBGay's BLACKED propaganda show.

>breaking news: we have no news!
Does Sarah Schreiber work for fightful?

It's... christian

>>16424661
brock lesnar

>>16424604
they're not watching this on Cozy aaaaaaaaa

>>16424661
Either Axiom or Oba. Feel like the Joe Henry meme has fallen off enough for him to not be brought back.

The rules are simple

I hope it's Jacob Fatu just for the lels

>>16424685
got his ass

THE DEADL1NE IS IMMINENT

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The rules are simple

>Five superstars will compete in this unique 25-minute Match as they battle each other and the clock.

>Two superstars will start the match and every five minutes a new superstar will enter the match until all five are in the ring.

>The goal is to have the most falls when the clock hits 25 minutes.

>Falls can be won at any time via pinfall, submission or disqualification.

>When a superstar scores a fall they will earn one point.

>However, when a superstar loses a fall, that superstar must pay the penalty. They are forced out of the ring and into a penalty box for 90 seconds.

>Once the 90 seconds are up, the superstar can re-enter the match.

>The superstar who has scored the most falls when the clock hits 25 minutes will be named the Iron Survivor and become the No. 1 Contender for the NXT Championship and NXT Women’s Championship respectively.

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>roxanne fans seething at /ourgirl/ wren
Hate to see it.

>>16424661
That guy, uhhhm who was wrestling another guy uhhhm you know.

GRAYSON WALLER DRANK OUT OF A SHOE

>>16424700
thx shawn

>>16424694
Fatu is already over, no need for him to beat up a bunch of rookies

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Here we go boys!

lmao jevon on the rolly coaster

they got bouncy on a roller coaster kek BASED

>>16424655
and bra is to big for her and its falling off, wouldn't that be funny

I've ridden that coaster

HES HAVING FUN

who fruitier: prince or trick?

Prince was the original zesty nigga

I'm turning off the show if the clock isn't counting down this year

i'm tired of jevan evans. idk why they keep getting these superstars to put him over, its pretty see-through. also, why have footage of him in a roller coaster? he looks like a clown.

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>>16424706
what is this, amateur hour?

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it's time bros

>>16424633
He gets a thrill out of talking down to women.

>>16424730
Je'Von ain't won one feud yet

luv jaida D E S U

nice d'n'b theme

>>16424736
Put him over verbally. I know he hasn't won a single fucking thing yet.

>>16424661
Axiom

trick put a lot of emphasis on the BLACK there

>>16424740
What is this theme? I can use it for my drives to work

if Ridge botches and injures another black guy his career is over, isn't it?

Wake me up in 20 minutes bros

>>16424746
Sarude - Dandstorm

ngl I'd mark out if it was Penta
even if he and his brother tried to big league NXT

Gamethreads are the only comfy threads on /pw/

you now remember blair davenport won last year

Cool venue

>>16424747
Booker would kill him

>>16424700
Simple!

>>16424754
What year is this, 2009?

Cozy environment

>>16424756
they tried to big time NXT and the fed turned around and gave MCMG their spot
honestly a really underrated KWABOTY

Lel Booker with the scarf

>>16424700
Never has a match been so convoluted while working perfectly every single time

Crowd is too white
Should have saved Trick vs Ridge for the south

Mike Rome is low key a cutie pie

i like mike rome.
>THE RULES ARE SIMPLE
god damn it.

nice balcony! cool venue

Mike Rome the goat

>the mens division is so dimeless that they're going on first

>>16424747
>his career is over
ANother black guy's? Maybe.

The 5th man is Joe Gacy, Ava called her homie

BOUNCY BROS WE'RE UPPPPPPPPPP
WHO WANT IT I WANT THE WORLD

>Rules are simple
>5 bulletin points of full sentences

DUN DUN

OOO

DUN DUN

OOO

je'vons theme is based

uh oh bouncy looks like he's been EATING

ya boy is zesty someone break that buck already can't stand that nig nog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-S0OwT9buQ

sounds like it'll be a good crowd

Venue looks SOVLFUL

jevons theme is so kino
also bouncy looking huge wtf how much muscle did he pack on

>>16424747
his career is already over
they're just using him until his contract runs out

bouncy nigga vs angry nigga to kick it off

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They should bring back championship scramble

>>16424788
Hunter.

Wes Shit looks better with that cut

wesley mishima

>WHO ARE YOU
>WHO ARE YOU
>WHO ARE YOU

black midgets kick off the show

>>16424604
If Evans puts on about 25 more pounds, he could be dimes

When Je'von debuted with his corkscrew jump that was pretty cool but I don't think he can do it anymore since adding 40 pounds.

>nogger is a DBZ fan and commissioned an artist to draw him as a DBZ dude
Wow!

>>16424797
I like the looks of those decks.

Some wrestlers look so goofy in trunks

>>16424747
it's not even just "another black guy" they are gonna make trick one of the faces of the company within a few years, they have a lot invested in him, it would be beyond over.

damn they got that big blizz money

PREDICT THE JEVON BOTCH

BOUNCY BOI

>>16424788
Did both to max level back in BFA days. Hunter is a cake walk. Warlock is a bit more fun.

>>16424802
The scramble was retarded.

>>16424824
He's gonna jump out of the box and botch that

wesley looks better with short hair

>>16424812
the more weight he packs on the less bouncy he is

Wes trying to heem him LETS GOO

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>>16424816

are they saying wes lee sucks or break these bucks

SAY HIS NAME AND

KINGS ROAD

NXT looks so cool in smaller places like this

wes cutting off the dreads was one of the biggest mistakes he could make

they should call him bird bones

why are lightskins so evil

If they save the surprise for the last entrant, that dude ain't gonna win the match unless he pull a Trick

>>16424846
i think the exact opposite

So who's the pin pig in this match? Who's eating the majority of them?

>>16424850
If it's Oba it'd make sense for him to dominate for the last few minutes

back stomps always scare me

>>16424858
Ego and Frazer

>>16424834
There's got to be a perfect balance. Give up some of the jumps for more weight. Because right now he looks like he should be in aew

is wes lee roiding? he's noticeably bigger now

>>16424850
I guess the thinking is that he'll be fresh against tired opponents which gives him a better chance to rack up pins quickly.

Wes is running real bad tonight

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>>16424849
you tell me

FIRST BOTCH OF THE NIGHT

>>16424870
Beefing up for his title run

NEVER
SLOW
DOWN

>>16424858
Frazer and Lee
Sol and Wren for the women's match

can't imagine any of these guys other than je'von on main roster

nathan frazer is really reddit but he sure can flip

OH YES

based bouncy

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he's making his way to nxt, he will be the 5th

ref's hand hit the mat!!!!!

>>16424891
AWWW MAN

>>16424889
Ego and Wes Lee would be at least decent midcarders

okay I'm starting to pop for jevon and I don't usually like him

Wes got fat and slow

>>16424894
>crowd dies completely for the night

>>16424900
he's so naturally talented and still young, he's gonna put on a ton of muscle and be megadimes over the next few years

Wes looks like he is sandbagging Jevon kek

>>16424894
I didn't catch the preshow, what happened with Zesty Eddy?

is this going to be a 4 heel 1 face match? kek

I just noticed there's a diablo ad where the prime bottle usually is

>>16424915
It wasn't on the preshow. At the very end of the show Tuesday he was attacked in the bathroom

>>16424915
got attacked on tuesday

>>16424915
He got attacked at the end of the show tuesday and can't compete

>>16424913
He definitely has heat with the black folk that keep jumping him in line, first Trick then Oba now Bouncy

Imagine if LEsnar is the 5th man

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I want to see at least one DQ from a low blow tonight

HERE COMES THE PEPE

Here comes Ego?

nathan came really close to botching that dive
also
EEEEEEEEEGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>16424917
I don't think Prime sponsors NXT.

>>16424915
according to Ethan Page he got beat up by Sol Ruca

egoooooooo

KWAB

All Titties Ethan Page

egobros...

LMAO

>>16424927
taking titles off of black wrestlers is his destiny, after all

Kek

whelp guess Page is the pin-eater

>>16424940
just noticing for the first time tonight that i think he shoot has gyno

Ego booba

can't believe i'm about to type this but..... Ethan is over with me

KEK WES SHIT SUCKS

if there were action figures in there he'd go in the cuck shed willingly

>>16424954
Shawn is a master chef

wesley is noticably worse than frazer and bouncy

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getting flashbacks

>>16424954
Page doesn't try and be a cool heel which is based.

ethan page is the chelsea green of the NXT men's division

missing tooth

Frazer got fucked up. Let's go Ego

Damn

OH!

where'd the blood come from?

frazer bleeding

>>16424919
Not the first time another man put his hands on Eddy in a bathroom

>>16424961
to be fair he did spend like 6 months on the shelf

jesus did frazer break something

where did frazer get that color from?

>>16424961
wes is usually a pretty good ring worker but he's been bad tonight

hardway

kek ya gotta love the egoster

Might just be a nose bleed

>>16424975
I think Frazer bit his tongue or lips when Page ran him over.

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isnt he a free agent now? number 5?

bouncy has died

alright yeah jevon won me over for taking that spot

>>16424988
Not until like the middle of february

STOP THE BOUNCE

>RUN RUN
Wes forgot his spot

>>16424985
Some people just get those. I was in a play one time and one of the main actor's nose just started bleeding for no reason.

>>16424988
Why would the 5th man be some random guy instead of someone involved in the last qualifier match?

BASED

Oh boy now we are building the anticipation

OOO

HOO

DA RULER..............

>frazer literally dripping blood outside
goddamn

THANK YOU BASED SHAWN

O B A

Oh fuck yes

>Oba
lol
lmao
kek
rofl

I kneel HBK

FUCK YEAH
HANG ALL JOURNALISTS
OBA IS BACK!!!!!!!

GIGANIGGA

OBA FEMINISTS RISE UP

boring and predictable

i just tuned in what the fuck happend to Frazers face kek

>actually its oba femi
what the fuck, man. the NXT gm needs to get run over with a truck.

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am i crazy or does oba look more muscular and less fat than the last time we saw him
his shoulders/traps look bigger to me

THE RULER!

god DAMN oba is sick

fightful reporters are literal marks

>>16425019
We don't introduce ourselves here

Oba taking the title off trick soon thankfully.

I've missed Oba

>>16423760

Oba gonna clear the ring

That was a nasty landing holy shit

You snitchin' Vic????

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not today bros....

bouncybros...

ethan is going through that box lmao

>>16425021
>the NXT gm needs to get run over with a truck
she needs a train run on her big fat asshole

I could watch Oba kill Wes all day every day

>>16425031
what did they say

Starve the Ego

>>16425031
they really got worked into reporting that they couldn't get an update on his contract just to hype his return
kek

what was blocked? someone's balls?

BOUNCY AND GOLIATH

Oba is tearing the set apart.

BROS THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD PPV

>>16425048
>FEMInized

Remember when Bron came in and speared and pinned like 3 people within 30 seconds?

Oba's gonna rip him to shreds

the iron survivor is 5 for 5 bros. not a bad one yet

looks like the bucks are breaking themselves.

>>16425048
Her drawers were flooded after this.

Why are Africans so kino but African Americans so cringe?

>>16425063
To shreds you say?

>>16425049
after Halloween Havoc they reported that Oba "said his farewells" backstage
and today they reported that they couldn't confirm whether he was still signed by WWE or not

i would like to purchase a lemonade

>he's a mawnstah.

Only one white guy in this match................

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>>16425064
A SIXTH MAN ENTERS THE RING

Damn this is just jumping Oba

BOUNCY DOWN

>>16425075
>all jewish ethan cohen
>white

WHAT

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that could be it right there, vic.

>>16425070
kwab

>Ethan got a pin on Oba
Shawn REALLY likes this guy

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HEAT

ALL EGO

LMAO

Holy shit Ego just signed his death sentence

OBAGOD I KNEEL

>>16425090
I do too

just noticed, but Oba looks like the second evolution of Kofi

Match is so dimes

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BASED COMEDY SPOT

>>16425083
Page is an Orthodox slav

get your ass in the box

LMAO

GET IN THE RAPE BOX ETHAN

>>16425092
KWAB

ethan about to get BLACKED

BREENG HEEM

kek the buck breaking box

Ethan with the Nash experience

>>16425087
Oba shitting on the flippy midgets is my shucky ducky quack quack moment of the night

they gotta run this matchtype on main roster sometime.

OBA'S GOING TO RAPE YOU

BLACKED

kek that's pretty funny actually

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I am sports entertained

>Welcome to Oz, prag.

KEK

how can you possibly hate ethan page kek

Wesley your back

is that how kevin nash felt?

That's how Nash tried to crawl out of the alley in '92

>>16425115
Kevin Nash is having flashbacks from this match

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bros....

Ethan Page was raped in the cool winter of 2024.

did anyone get a cap of page with his face in between femi's titties

>>16425132
Ethan Page was raped in the chilling winter of 2024

kwab

Based Oba

>>16425132
KEK WHAT A RAPED BITCH

>clearly called the double cover

BASED OBA

Fucking based

Based Obafemi

>>16425145
>>16425145

i'm choosing to believe that jevon evans and his dumb nigger-ass botched that finished and Oba went over.

>>16425132
'fraid so

Cringe ending

>>16425143
Based ring general Wes Lee keeping these rookie shitters in line

>>16425098
>Kofi if he was giga