Dave is COOKIN
>>16429500>manami toyota>jaguar yokotayou can't be serious rightthese sound like /pw/ names when describing gooks
Dave really is just completely mentally checked out isnt he, its gotta be a rib
>>16429505e drone ignorance surprises me every day
to be fair she was very ospreay-esque tonight
>>16429510>instantly resorts to cryingwhy are you like this
>>16429524they are legends, every wrestling fan should know about them
The people in the Fed bubble like that moron who rave over the NXT women, on the same night as a Stardom PPV no less, legitimately crack me up. I didn't watch whatever match he is talking about, but I guaran-fucking-tee you it wouldn't have been in the top half of the best matches on that Stardom show.
>>16429532>>16429529im beggin ya to take a bath
>>16429532nxt has a way better women's division than any company in japan rn, even joshi marks will agree
>>16429552
>>16429532they saw sol do two flips and thinks that means shes legit just like ospreay wwe fans are the closest thing to alien life we have on this planet
>>16429512THIS is what dronies are raving about?
>>16429566can you explain the difference without resorting to insults?
>>16429566>>16429557>>16429571
>>16429512She should date Ospreay
>>16429590It's interesting that you assume I consume this slop.
>>16429584if you can't tell, then you're hopeless
>>16429596he might be interested because of her black genetics but he has a lil nubian nightmare back home to care for bruv
>>16429599so the answer is no?
>>16429590WWE and AEW both suck shit. That's kind of my point, retard.
>>16429599>>16429597
>>16429543Lets say there are two comic book fans. One spends all day reading Marvel and refuses to read anything else. One reads comics all day from everywhere trying to find cool new shit. Which one is cooler? The answer is they're both nerds.
>>16429612Keep trying, you're getting warmer I guess.
sol ruca is honestly better than current day ospreay just because she's a d1 gymnast and he's sawdusted. peak ospreay? different story
>>16429620>>16429615>>16429607
>>16429500>Jaguar YokotaHalf British half Japanese?
>>16429637There you go.
>>16429648>i like to watch women get beat up by nip subhumans to a crowd of 50lol
>>16429524you literally watch current wwe that shits meant for children
>>16429664sounds based to me
>>16429668i dont watch wrestling at all
>>16429500>Manami Toyota Jaguar YokotaDidn't know Dave was a big car guy.
>>16429664you sound like a fag
>>16429669>>16429677post hand, shitskin
>>16429524e-drones being sexually frustrated incels is a matter of legal record.
>>16429626>honestlylmao>>16429664Asuka booked herself to take those spots.
>>16429683but enough about beckys restraining order against the fat crippled hog
>>16429571not enough iron man poses for you?
>>16429690aint there like 5 threads in the 'log seething about fenix not getting released?
>>16429687>she asked for it!imagine if that fat slob pulled that shit on someone that could actually defend themselves oh wait he wouldnt
>>16429500that's not even a "Meltzer overrates certain wrestlers" thing, he just hates current women's wrestling and hold them up to a much higher standard than any male match
>>16429688That wasn't even the example I was thinking of kek>>16429696>WWE camera sloppaYou're literally mad over something Asuka booked for herself.
>>16429690Expand your horizons and look beyond America, retard. Free yourself from the shackles of E-slop and AEWtism. I promise you won't regret it.
>>16429703she liked working with guys at the time because joshi at the time was too inundated with idolslop and she just wanted to kick ass
slop :lslop, japan :O
>>16429703>kicking a woman half your size in the back of the head while she's on the ground is ok because she asked for you to be stiff
>>16429714i'm sure brock respects women
>>16429500The nxt women are better than aew women, and most of the men too!
>>16429512Beautifully done but it looks slow as shit and she's ugly
>>16429512This is just a basic sequence that anyone with a bit of training in gymnastics can do
>>16429722im trying to figure out how asking an adult, consenting woman for a video equates to soccer kicking a woman in the back of the head
>>16429731She's not going to fuck you bro.
>>16429731idk i'd rather get fake kicked in the head than sex trafficked
>>16429724>and most of the men too!>jay white >okada>kenny omega>ospreay >shelton>lashley>daniel bryan >cesaro>jon moxley>neville>edgewhat do you mean most?
>>16429737I bet you would Nancy
the simps are getting upset
>>16429736>the incels mask slipped And there it is
>>16429500I love how much Dave resents NXT
>>16429738Half of this list is shitters and it's still only like an eighth of AEW's men's roster lmao. Come back failed! You lost! How pathetic you would waste your one opportunity like this!!!!
>>16429747I look like this and say this.
>>16429750Not enough Johnny Gargano and Adam Cole thigh slaps unironically
>>16429737Friendly reminder that vince wont even see a single day in court :)
>>16429762trump cant pardon civil suits, you know that right?
>>16429771>he thinks it isnt going to be thrown outfunny how you schizo freaks switch from calling me a simp, to simping for a prostitute depending on the argument
My IQ dropped 30 points reading through this thread. You people are beyond parody.
>>16429751oh damn i forgot that you're loyal to wwe
>>16429774>it will just magically go away for some reason >sex trafficking is fine just dont fake kick them or else
>>16429738>jay white switchy the channel always tanks the ratings and got buried by mjewf with a leg injury and then by a woman who is an nxt reject KWAB>okadawashed and all he does these days is say "bitch">kenny omegaalmost jobbed to his colon, who knows how washed he is now>shelton>lashleyblack>cesarodimeless incarnate>jon moxleyDEATH JITS-ACK>nevillewho>edgeedgetty got exposed as an antidraw at aew and hasn't been seen since he broke his own leg doing one of the dumbest spots in aew
>>16429789AEWDS
>>16429785yes, the prostitute has already been outed as having been completely consenting, the only reason it hasnt been thrown out yet is because of frivolous motions by her attorney to delay the case
>>16429789why are you so retarded mfaoo
>>16429805so in just two more weeks it will be thrown out and vince got kicked out of his own company for nothing?
>>16429805Okada and Tony are bros, thats why Kazu big leagued the fed
>>16429813>>16429819>big league more like empty seats lmao
imagine being so much of an e drone you go from full blown feminist to rape respecter in a matter of minutes because you need to defend your cult no matter the situation
>literally just posting the facts from the trial>"you're a rapist"grim
>>16429841>copying your bully lol
>>16429612Post more women pissing in the ring
Meltzer will give these iron survivor matches a 3.25 star rating and some god awful lucha slop in front of a dead crowd on rampage a 4.5
Reminder that this abortion of a thread started because retarded zoomer e-sloppers unironically believe that Sol Ruca is a better worker than Manami Toyota.
>>16429868he thinks theyre his friends just look at the awkward contempt on kennys face compared to daves elation
>>16429870No it started because everything Ospreay does Sol Ruca can do better
POST MORE WOMEN PISSING IN THE RING! - signed, Brock Lesnar Esq. & Co
>>16429868thats prob more than they deservethese types of matched are just over rehearsed choreographed stuntslop with 0 grit and urgency
>>16429870>>16429775>joshi tranny gets btfo >starts squealing lol
>>16429885no she cant lmfaooo
>>16429905they draw about the same number of people and that's it
>>16429899not enough four foot guys playing leapfrog for ya little guy? webm related has a higher rating from meltzer than Angle vs Guerrero btw
>>16429911oh no they didnt sell any seats behind the tron
>>16429903I really do pity you.
>>16429905she certainly draws more than osprey lmao
>>16429916>it's not like wwe so its bad
the indian simps woke up and they're not havin it
why cant drones just watch better wrestling instead of defending the shittiest thing that wwe does lmfaoo
>>16429930
>>16429941post more dark webms i miss it
>>16429938piledrivers always look like shit when filmed in a way where you can see the recipients head camera guy needs to get a clue
>>16429941
You see a lot of people explain clearly why they don't like AEW but not a lot of people able to put into words what makes it goodMeltzer really selling these brainlets some invisible clothes to show off to their friends
>>16429929>>16429941why are you throwing a fit lol you know that wwe is meant or kids?
>>16429949that's a 5 star sequence if the background banners had different letters on them
>>16429956you are extremely delusional
>>16429950aew isnt good cause it's too adult for e-drones lmfaooooo
>>16429960>>16429950>>16429952
>>16429958two retards whiffing kicks at each other for ten seconds is guaranteed to get a this is awesome chant in AEW. Aewtists love when wrestlers do a bunch of shit moves in a row no matter how sloppy and poorly executed they are since in their minds quantity is more important than qualityIn WWE the fans don't react to it because it looks stupid
Your fed drama sucksI am chronically obsessed with women pissing themselves and I am still the least mentally ill person in this threadPro wrestling should die for the good of this world
>>16429950more flips, finishers and kick outs at 2 = better
>>16429969go to bed brock
>>16429967i dont think so tim
>>16429967>In WWE the fans don't react to it because it looks stupidwwe fans dont even know what wresting looks like
>>16429978they only react to entrances and catchphrases occasionally someone will cook and wake them from their stupor but that stupor comes right back as soon as another entrance theme hits
>>16429973NO
>>16429978>>16429980>>16429984
>>16429976It's the truth. AEWtists even say Jay White is a bad wrestler since his matches are about timely counters and not doing aerobics routines with the opponent
>>16429532>meanwhile in Stardom...
>>16429990I've never seen anyone say this
>>16429978facts
>>16429615>comic book fanKWAB
>>16429993>>16429995
>>16429505ignorance doesn’t make you right, ya seethin’ dronie
>>16429988this was unironically a gag, there was a similar botch to this forever ago. forget what it is but they were just popping the boys.
>>16429999that actually makes sense, it does look very deliberate huh
>meanwhile in Stardom...
damn this thread really triggered them
>>16429921>behind the tronor in front of the tronor to the leftor to the right
>>16429512impressive body control. wish she’d managed to land on her opponents so they didn’t have to fall over from imaginary contact
>>16430007wow and ricochet still big leagued wwe to work there?
>>16429988That's not a women pissing herself mid spot You had one fucking job
>>16430004There's too many feds for women in JapanNow I realize Vince was right to kill the territoriesJust put everyone in one exhibit so it's easy
>>16430013>be WWE>know a shitter when you see one>leak to dirtshits that youre interested in their "talents">money mark goes ape and signs them to another bloated contract rinse/repeat they did the same thing to WCW
>>16430025and this happened on the flat earth?
>>16430025lol WWE really believes they can bankrupt a literal billionaire?>know a shitterThey signed Ricochet. Twice. And failed to get him a third despite their efforts.
>>16430025>know a shitter when you see onemaybe when vince was around but triple h hires any indy shitter these days
>>16430011Sol Ruca has the same problem as Charlotte Flair where she's tall and strong enough to do most of the flippy shit the men can but the women she wrestles aren't big enough to safely catch her
>>16430011Wish she'd had less than perfect bladder control on that hard landing>>16430049Wish it had been a bladder stomp and she peed>>16430060Wish she and Charlotte Flair had the same urinary incontinence problems My name is Bork Lenser btw
>>164297141 (one) reaction webm and one hour later that weirdo is still having a melty lmao
>>16429590It's so funny to me that if Ospreay knocked his lights out, which should have happened, this wouldn't even be posted as much.
thank god i live a normal life imagine watching wwe and wwe only
>>16429500
>Drones be like 'flipz are bad!' but they also be like 'omg wimmen flipz in NXT :0'
>>16429512Sadie Gibbs at home.
>>16429505All of them pale in comparison to Nissan Murano-san
>>16430188yes
>>16429978You don't know what stairs look like.
>>16429713Americans always get really mad when you prefer something non-american to the slop produced in their country lol
>>16429736>>16429737>no argument?>just deflect!kek
>>16430340We should have nuked england and ireland instead of japan
>>16429512she shook her non-existant tits at the end
>>16430049>>16430343My favorite part of clips like these are seeing their coworkers laugh at them.
women's wrestling, lol
>>16429512why didn't she capitalize on that move? she had them both laid out. shameful
>>16429512even if technically it's performed right something is really not impressive about it lol
honestly I wish Dave would just start giving WWE like one pity 5 star match award per month. im sure it wouldn't shut the drones up completely but it might help with some of their meltdowns at least.
>drones see a moonsault>DAVE YOU BETTER GIVE THIS 6 STARS! IT'S EXACTLY LIKE OSPREAY!!
>>16431151Why are they like this? Also if anyone other than a decent looking chick or internet celebrity did this it would be ignored
>>16429500based jew
>>16429500None of this faggots fans have ever seen a single Jaguar Yokota match, and the only time they've ever seen Toyota is on Twitter clips. Sol and Toyota are basically the same wrestler, all flips and movez, no psychology, except Sol is OBJECTIVELY more athletic.
>>16432773no she's not
>>16432773She wont fuck you
>>16430052>a literal billionaireThat's Shad not tony. Tony only burnsoney given to him
>>16432854his company is worth 2 billy, he's already a billionaire himself
>>16432868No one is ever paying 2 billion for AEW. They will be sold for under 10 million when Shad turns off the faucet
>>16432773
>>16432877>source: my broken mind
>>16429507It breaks /pw/tards hearts but Dave has talked about "one of the all time greats" seeing Ospreay live and telling Dave, he's one of the best performers they've ever seen - obviously being Ric Flair during his Dynamite run. Flair is also on record saying Omega is an all timer. You retards have been worked silly by losers like Cornette, while actual stars praise the same people Dave does.
>>16432914Fraid so
>>16432914Flair is a senile drunk and a serial bullshitter
>>16429500>manami toyota>jaguar yokota
>>16429512She is pure sex. My black kween.
>>16432914>flair said good things about a company that was paying himYou must be the type of person that buys hawk tuah meme coins
>>16429612What move is this?The Ooo Massa Bomb?
>>16434301He said that before he went there
>>16429500These have to be made up names.
