Mmmmmmm Japanese Baddass Edition(The Captain has a high stakes triple threat match coming up sometime soon but we don't know when exactly. No news other than that but Kairi remains CUTE, SEXO and extremely BADDASS! We continue on our voyage towards to IC title!)Previous: >>16391952Kairi sings the anti-blues:https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-shareTheme of Kairi's Krew:https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09Socials:https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/https://x.com/kairi_official
>>16434692She's also an angel
>>16434692Mmmmmmm is exactly what I say every time I see Kairi
X is a fucking goldmine for 'ri's.
>>16434692mmmmmm the most badass spot AEW ever had was just a cheap copy of biker Kairi.https://www.instagram.com/fitetv/reel/CzsLl0eIwav/
>>16434762What a fucking dork! Doesn't he have ass cancer or is that his faggot boyfriend?
>>16434746Oh man you just gotta scroll the X. I've also found a lot of 'ri's on Pinterest. But I suspect there is a hidden motherload of 'ri's on Japanese sites that none of us are skilled enough to find without proper moon-rune training.
>>16434800I wish I could decipher the moon runes. I bet they have some rare 'ri's. We really need to find a Japanese person to join our krew.
>>16434697what a pair of nasty mockersbeanie Kairi is cute
>>16434800Finding new Kairi's and Iyo's are all I use X for other than trolling an Ohio State University fans and making fun of the Packers.
>>16434826Dangerously based, the other day I was thinking we should have a Haiku competition on /arrrr/ sometime.
>>16434808Yea speaking Japanese and reading it would be two very different things...I could probably speak enough basic Japanese to get by over there...but learning those alien glyphs just seems like an impossible task. We should hire a mercenary from /jp/ to go questing for rare 'ri's.
Kairichads are so talented!
Spooky lil 'ri cutely haunts you!
>>16434927Drop this accursed lil' rascal in enemy threads and witness them slide into oblivion, fully occupied with pissing and shitting themselves in fear of spooky lil' 'ri and her threatening intent.
>>16434972Updated for maximum fright
>>16434985 "boo" - spooky lil' 'ri
>>16434808り?
>>16434860What are you trying to figure out? I study Japanese or 日本国を勉強します
HAPPENING: Parallel Kairi thread in progress.>>16434790I feel like this wave of Hojomania will come to a crest soon. Maybe in time for Christmas, or dare I say...the rumble?
>>16435053:o We need rare images of Kairi from hidden Japanese sources. The lewder the better. Needed for very special Kairi Christmas celebration. Thank you very much based Nippon sir! We expect much treasure and friendship!
>>16434411cute christian players>>16434673that's not what workrate means, work rate is like flips per minute. right now Kairi's 63 matches are 10th in the WWE for the year and as many matches as Asuka fought in 2023 (63) and 2022 (63)
>>16435109oof. Thankyou for correcting me from the previous thread. Talk about nerds, lol. My joke is still good...the context of total matches wrestled was clearly apparent!
What's up with this pair of MOST-MATCH nerds forcing a photo on Kana while she is in the make-up chair? Imagine the conversation she had to endure.Cody: I wrestled 400 matches this year!Kairi: I wressu 2 match just waiting for Asuka make-up!Cody & Kairi: How many matches have you wrestled this year hmmmmmmmm Asuka hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?mmmmmmm tastes even better reheated
>>16434891prettiest fanart I've seen of her
>>16435066I hope not. /arrrr/ is maximum comfy and spamming Kairi threads will only hinder that. That's how you end up with schizos ruining threads.
Ho Ho Hojo
>>16435183Yea I don't want Kairi to become a target for anti's like Iyo. But I feel compelled to support Ho-chan if somebody puts up a thread about her. As long as people don't co-opt Kairi into their trolling too much then we should be fine.
>>16435191lol cute
Is Kairi a primary player? I feel like she is if she ia on a truck.
>>16435200KairiGODs are true G's that move in silence like lasagna. I try not to blow up the spot.
>>16435207>Is Kairi a primary player?Correctamundo - only premium primary players possess personal prime-movers.
>>16435216kek
>>16435368Really wish Kairi had a witch hat here.
>>16435421She's just there to clean
>>16435429Nope, the broom and shawl are very witch-like. I suspect she is about to take flight.
>>16435429>>16435368she looks like she's all dolled up for a night at the opera...very elegant wrestler
NEW KAIRI THREAD!
>40 posts in the first 6 hourswe all knew it but it is good to confirm it again. Kairi is still a MASSIVE DRAW
>>16435101scared him off
Gotta go fast like the 'ri
>>16435191no present for Bayree
>>16434826That's some Lanny Poffo tier stuff. I wish he was still with us. He'd be a great manager for her doing the poet gimmick.
>>16435368Kairi should be booked as Samantha Stevens when someone wants to do another remake of Bewitched.
Show me your Raw face. I want to see your Raw face.
Is this an appropriate position for Kairi to be in?
>>16435821Sonic 'ri... just like a velociraptor. How dare the PFC infuriate Kairi enough to make her run like that.
>>16435216KairiGOD's... or 'ri G's ?
>>16436924it's amongst the most appropriate
>>16436924Skank
>>16436915WOOOOO! It's Monday night Kairi, lads!
>>16436924this is the pose
Kairi is cute!
>>16438081OMG it's true!
just rewatched mae young classic final between kairi and shayna, kairi's top broke and her booba almost fell out but she was wearing nipple covers. SAD!
>>16437820KINO
Another Christmas 'ri for my fellow 'ri-tards
>>16438786>'ri-tardskek nice one
>>16438861Being 'ri-tarded is fucking based.
>>16434692Kairi without a causeAnd she's back with the beaver hats and Ben Davis slacks30 pack strokes 30 pack of hoe'sNo rogaine and the propane froze
>>16439262Sexy
>>16439004I guess you could say we are livin' on planet 'ri-tard
>>16435775He doesn't know Japanese and was trolling, that sentence literally says "I study Japanese country">t. Actually knows Japanese
>>16438697I'm surprised they didn't edit something like that out or do a quick camera cut away during the broadcast.
kairi almost planted her face on the table again but shayna and zoey used all their lesbian strength to prevent that
>>16440505Can someone make a webm? I didn't catch it
You really, really, really wanna get shit started?Well people everywhere, just get 'ri-tardedGet 'ri-tarded, get 'ri-tarded!People everywhere, just get 'ri-tarded!NOW MOVE IN, NOW MOVE OUT, HANDS UP, NOW HO-CHAN!
Kairi lookin like a SLUT tonight
>>16440505The Captain is absolutely fearless!
>>16438786>>16438861>>16439004>>16439631Merry Christmas from planet 'ri-tard!
>>16437666checked & kek'd
>>16439275She's...a...Kabuki badassWatch her kick!You can roll with Kairi or you can suck my dick
>>16441039Poidolf the red nosed 'ri-tard
How did she almost make the same mistake again? I'm glad she got saved
>>16441467Absolutely fearless!!! Will risk copping a career ending and potentially life threatening injury to send the Kairimaniacs home happy!
>>16441039what an adorable lil' p'tard
>>16441467Bruh Bruh... you act like Kairi gives a fuck about getting color the hard way
>>16441467she has no regard for her own safety. it's extremely based.
>>16441494>>16441495>post timesplanet /arrrr/tard is so hot right now
>>16441467Kairi "Danger" Sane
>>16434927>>16434985OP got me thinking: You know what spooky ri needs? A bike.
>>16441509Don't tell anyone but we are creeping up on taking top joshi thread from the Iyo Sky Thread
>>16441467lol Kairi really triple killed those mean PFC girls with the power of CUTE!
>>16441467Handle Bars 'ri has an extremely high power level
>>16441523Even though we've conquered certain mountains, there's always another mountain that we can climb - Stardom general is nuts. I've seen those crazy uncles power through 2 threads in a day.
>>16441039>>16438786>>16439004https://files.catbox.moe/y3ycix.mp4
>>16441516>Spooky lil' 'ri rides out on a mini-bike while her master Zombie 'ri rolls out astride her death chopper.mmmmmmmm I'm thinking badass
>>16441578she gave those girls back their Christmas spirit - such is the power of Ho-chan
>>16441559Not a singular joshi thread though
the repercussions are Kairi getting screwed out of her match
>>16442014Yum!
I like how safe she is with the padded glove for her backfire just in case
>>16442060*backfist
>>16441847A Sky Pirate in flight is a glorious sight
>>16441467perc hojo
>>16442054Batman is a lucky dude.
>>16442054Holy moly
>>16442054Beautiful
>>16441996PFC wouldn't dare. Iyo, Kota & Natalya ain't gonna let that happen.
>>16442054Sexola
>>16441847Somebody should make a cutout of Kairi so we can have some fun with photoshop
>>16442648I saw an Iyochad had bought himself a lifesize cardboard Iyo. Looked pretty cash. Not sure what he's planning to do with her though.
>>16442014>>16442054>>16442060>>16442159Pure sex Kairi.
>>16442702I think that's LSUchad. He buys a lot of cool Iyo merchandise. He also had Iyo's boob on his shoulder before.
I think Kairi could pull off the bimbo look
>>16435207I'm hoping she gets the IC title because she is the only girl left in the bracket who gets regular TV time and actually gets cheered. Though I will say the Dakota v Liv match was the best I've ever seen Dakota or Liv, probably because they are both small and Liv is one of the top sellers with IYO and Kairi
>>16435821>pov>you are at a sleep over and mom says the pizza rolls are done
>>16438697>>16440083apparently they aired the final live so that might be why there was no cut. its a shame they only did the mae young twice, especially when you consider how much better the NXT women's talent is now and how much more they are pushing them
>>16440505lol at least it was a cross body with 3 girls and not an elbow vs 1. the climb up was weird too with them doing it with Kairi and IYO holding hands. I trust Zoey and Shayna to protect their opponents and not be retards more than I trust Jade and that one dyke who pulled bianca away during the table thing
>>16441578based christmas loving christian player. was that the NXT apartment/dorm she had to move out of due to krillian following her home?
>>16442951Who's Krillian? I am not familiar with this Hojo lore.
>>16438697>SAD!Very much so. Kairi is cunning when it comes to concealing her booba. Observe the clear straps on this outfit. We never had a chance of nipple...but she likes to give the illusion that we might.
>>16437820she just groovin'...vibin'...this pirate girl
>>16442935I think they wanted to do that, but then COVID hit and no one could travel, especially internationally. Then when the restrictions are lifted all the Vince stuff started coming out. So that along with the sale of the company changed priorities. And AEW starting and taking a lot of the indie and international talent off the market didn't help either. I do hope they revisit it sometime soon.
>>16443611They were going to do one pre covid in 2019 but it fell through. That was what they originally contacted Sareee for, according to her
Young 'ri
>>16443415he is shitposting, its 2 different things. Krillian is a bald asian guy who isn't much taller than Kairi who lives in NJ who would attend all the shows NXT used to do in the NJ region/when Kairi would show up to shit like a comic book shop and gave kairi a ring and gave her his number and tried to arrange a date with Kairi or IYO to get sushi or go to the statue of liberty. A different guy, in florida, waited in the parking lot for where they used to film nxt and then followed Kairi back to the dorms the WWE owned that the NXT talent stayed at which caused Kairi to have to move. This resulted in Kairi and IYO both feeling isolated during their NXT years/covid and also now you can't park at the NXT facility. they make people park at a satellite lot and take a shuttle bus
>>16442060It's like Roman using a pad for his entrance ages ago. It just makes sense when you do it 365 days on the road. GOATS acknowledge GOATS.
slide ctrl
>>16444469Kairi is really the GOAT
>>16445448Undoubtedly
>>16440083>quick camera cutoh it was broken for a long time, and she didnt even notice until the match was over. id make webms if i had more time but as ive said, no nips so i wont bother
>>16442759>He also had Iyo's boob on his shoulder beforehuh?
>>16445911He had a photo taken at a meet and greet, Iyo pressed her whole titty on his shoulder
>>16445942Legendary shit tbqh
>>16445942GIWTWM
>>16442859When compared to her first WWE run, Kairi certainly bimbofied herself over the years. Not that I’m complaining. Plus, Kairi is one of the few women in the world that can be a bimbo and a cutie simultaneously
>>16441578Man I had the worst crush on this era of Dakota...still my favorite jobberfu.
>>16446121She adapted for the American audience. Would like to see Kairi undergo some Maxxine level of bimbo training.
>>16446302Lesson 1: Proper butt wiggling
>>16446121I honestly prefer nose job Kairi over Kairi 1.0
Built for Asuka.
>>16446671
>>16446671>>16446800>be Kairi>be big time wrestler on TV>do the laziest most retarded dance you can think of every single week>still be so fucking CUTE and SEXOHow the fuck does the Captain do it, lads?
>>16446800I've never seen this one before, thanks for sharing!>>16446853She's effortlessly cute!
Another Christmas 'ri
>just learned that Kairi is marriedI... I don't have a chance with her...
Do cute Japanese women walk around in bikinis and decide to take a rest on benches or fire hydrants in most prefectures in Japan? And if so, where is it most commonplace?
>>16447429
>>16447442Sorry anon, it's a private island like in Dead or Alive Xtreme. They get to live a life of luxury in exchange for only wearing and occasionally wrestling in their swimsuits for Booker-san as long as they are there.Invitation only.
>>16447638Why didn't anyone tell me... I..
>>16447719it caused quite the stir when it happened
>>16447429>Kairi's husbandBest not dwell on these things.
>>16434692mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm a true baddass
Party 'ri
>>16448558Is kairi really married to the batman? I've heard this before but it seems unlikely.
>>16447370Very festive player
>>16448841She's only with him for the money. Her heart belongs to Penguin
My sources tell me that Kairi Sane was expertly crafted and BUILT for Asuka.
>>16448841in some interview Kairi talked about how Batman would stop perverts on the train and take them down until police arrived. Could be bullshit he was saying to impress her or maybe she actually saw it. Who knows.
>what do you want for Christmas, son?ummmmmmm
>>16449753old school also available
>>16449686he probably just rekt innocent jav actors lol
>>16449753>>16449756>neo Kairi goes in the bed>classic Kairi watches and keeps us safe
>>16449753Is Kairi canonically 61cm wide? I have no idea what to do with that information but good to know
>>16449686>Batman would stop perverts on the train and take them down until police arrived. wtf is happening in japan
>>16446800Samantha’s fat cellulite ass effortlessly mogged by Kairi’s perfectly shaped and sized pancake
>>16446308>Ivar stops looking when Maxxine starts swayingWhat the fuck is his problem?
>>16449870perverts on the train is a big problem there. It's why some are segregated by sex.
>>1644986861 cm in that particular pose for the cut-out. From the look of it I would say Kairi is approximately 45cm wide in the shoulders and 35cm in the hips.
>>16448841Yeah he shoot saved some kid from being kidnapped
>>16449932dammit I can't hate him now without turning heel which would hurt my gimmick
>>16449941Lol, if she was ever going to get married at least she chose a good dude
>>16446853Kairi has her own unique style of minimalist kawaii chic that she uses to compensate for her poor English. Very alluring and effective.
>>16449971We were robbed of Kairi in wargames again by ugly walled bayree. I will never forgive her
>>16447794I’ve seen pics from her wedding but never one where we see the guy. Somebody should photoshop a Batman suit on him here
>>16449686>>16449932so this is why people call him batman. you learn something new about the ħøjō lore every day
>>16450028I imagine he's a billionaire too. No way the Housako clan would have allowed their princess to marry some pauper.
>>16450019Bayree definitely stank up the joint. All of them did. Only Iyo's trashcan and fire extinguisher spots saved the match from total dumpster fire status.
>>16449753See if I bought cardboard Kairi, she would need a cardboard Poi to keep her company. And maybe Chelsea too. Then in no time I would amass an entire faction of cardboard wrestling babes. While this may sound based at first, I would inevitably become fearful that any male visitor to my home might chance folding up one of my cardboard wives and spiriting her away from my meticulously curated haram.
>>16447708>IMG_0002.jpgdid you buy a new phone and this was the second image youve ever saved? based desu
>>16450222IYO didn't get to do a whole lot but what she did was the most memorable stuff. Rhea and Liv were fine. Tiffy and Bianca were underutilized. Everyone else was terrible.
>>16450254i dont really understand the concept of these cutouts. i live alone and dont have people visiting me often so i imagine having a kairi standing silently in the corner staring at me at all times would probably make me slowly lose my sanity
>>16450273For me it was those chair shots and Raquel screwing around with the table lol. But it just kinda devolved into a shitshow for a while and looked really bad. The story buildup was shit too. The Bloodline match was amazing though, so at least we had that.
>>16450291If she's eyeballing you too much then just turn cardboard Kairi around and let her look out the window for a while.
>>16449901He's a professional and needs to be sure he leaves the ring knowing he'll get the winners purse at the pay window.
>>16450344You would have to turn her around while whacking off right?
>>16449753Cardboard Iyo anon should buy Kairi
>>16451263the iyo cutout seems to pretty small whereas kairi >>16449753 is life sized. theyd look pretty goofy next to each other
>>16451263and an Asuka one to complete the IRL holy /Kabuki/ trinity
>>16451278It's 61x20, I don't know why Kairi is 61x27 (wider)
>>16451371wait so this iyo cutout is life sized too? how fucking big is that title belt then lol
>>16451393Belt sized? Shit's heavier than I expected it to be desu, which is a good thing.
>>16451167............r-r-right guys?!??
>>16451452alright i guess im not good at perspective. also i forget that even a life sized iyo is tiny. either way. dont you feel a little weird having iyo watch you when you sleep?
>>16451505Brother I've had a cardboard tiger staring at me for over over a decade, Iyo's not going to make any weirder.
>>16451599Based LSUgod
>>16451167>>16451469sure
>>16451263Pretty cool
>>16452920GIWTWMi need to be licked by cheese
New toon 'ri dropped
>>16453549CUTE
>>16453549pure sex
>>16454873hot
>>16454873Very sly
>>16454873God, I wish Kairi would hit me with a shoot Insane Elbow before pinning me in front of an entire arena for a three count. It would be so embarrassing! How shameful of me!
>>16454873ready to pounce!
Alba fire attempted to intimidate Lyra, threatening to stomp her in the semi-finals. I fear the captain cannot compete with foreshadowing of this magnitude.
>>16454873finner
>>16456680if it can't be kairi then i hope whoever wins in kairi's match wins the thing, them or dakotai hate the b*rdnatty and kairi were both in the building, they should have recorded something with them to at least keep up appearances and keep the people guessing
>>16456842Sexo death defying Kairi.
>>16456743*Alba beats the captain & Natalya - her feud with Birb is already set*Rhea beats up Raquel before or during her match and Zoe wins*Birb beats Alba-no-dimes*Zoe beats Dakota with PFC fuckery*Birb beats ZoeYou don't think this be how it be...but it do
>>16454873what did she mean by this smile
>>16457006playful secrets
>>16456343cute!
>>16456343This has to be the OP pic for the Xmas edition of the thread.The Hôjö Holiday Hootenanny
>>16456343Christmas edition thread pic found
>>16457624>>16457839i dont know man, personally id give my vote to >>16438786 or picreleither way, well probably get through one more thread before christmas
>>16454873What a sultry, mischievous, trickster minx.
if my calculations are correct, kairi will have her triple threat match in the ic tournament on the 23rd of december. i wonder if it will be live or if they will tape two raws this week.
>>16458392These are the last double tapings of the year>Raw 12/16 and 12/23>Smackdown 12/13 and 12/20Everything goes back to normal after the holidays.
>>16458486well then, i guess we will know whether or not kairi advances this monday
>>16456343kek this is cute
>>16458688The Christmas spirit is here bros.
Great to see all the Hojobros getting into the Festive spirit
>>16456343>>16458688someone Tweet these pics to her, she will defo RT them
You guys do have your Kabuki Warrior elf ornaments on your Christmas tree, right?
Christmas Ctrl
>>16457624I've made the decision to just go Christmas theme threads until Christmas is over starting with the next thread. Christmas 'ri season in full effect!
Kairi is CUTE!
>>16460147Dangerously based decision
>>16459508Cutie. Kairi gives us so much Christmas content.
>>16460114Awwwww where u get dis?
>>16460719Bronner's Christmas Wonderland
>>16460147Just remember to post the link to the clip of Tegan and Kota going to Kairi's apartment for some caroling in the OP from now until Christmas. That has joined watching Hans Gruber descending Natakomi Plaza and hearing the Christmas Song by Nat King Cole, preferably organically and not off of a playlist, as my top three things to help get me in the Christmas Spirit, supplanting Herry, Grover and Cookie Monster singing Blue Christmas.
>>16461164Can you repost it so I don't have to dig through the thread?
>>16460121LOL I was wondering where Iyo was for a moment
Kek these Christmas edits pop me every time
>>16461215I know I'll catch some shit for the source, but I found it here.https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/a9axxu/dakota_kai_and_tegan_nox_bring_the_christmas/?rdt=58845
>>16462559https://files.catbox.moe/y3ycix.mp4We don't want to link that place in the OP
>>16462573Yea I couldn't handle the shame if people told /arrrr/ that we have to go back.
>>16454873What's she plotting?
>>16462777Mischievous actions
>>16462655Ho-ho-hojo!
Kairi is for sure winning the women's IC belt bro's. Raw will be moving to Netflix in 3 weeks and there ain't no way they want their new belt on some dimeless shitter. Word is that Kairi and Iyo attended a Netflix commercial shoot and the execs loved them. They want to keep up their momentum in the Asian market after the popularity of Squid Game & Parasite... and /arrrr/ girls are part of that. I can foresee dimes, belts, merch and maybe even an anime or movie deal. It's gonna be Christmas time all the time for Kairichads!
>>16462650lol what am I even looking at here?
Nanae announced she's retiring next May. Will Kairi get a match against her?
>>16463839Nanae does not deserve the rub of being in the ring with an International WWE Superstar like Kairi. or any of them.She'll die an old spinster maid in obscurity as she deserves. Asuka will laugh with her millions of dollars and worldwide fame.
>>16463839Wouldn't Kairi be in trouble with Asuka if she wrestled Nanae?
>>16463444>witnessedI can see the promised land from here, brother!
>>16461164I acknowledge Kween Mariah as my Christmas chief
>>16460781BAHHH GAHHD KING, It's Gargoyle Kairi! Gargoyle Kairi from the top floor!
Chun 'ri
>>16461215>>16462559>>16462573found the streamable link, it has higher qualityhttps://streamable.com/asvl7
>>16463444>Asian marketthis doesnt exist in america. stop asian hate flopped. all women hate asian women because theyre jealous, brown men hate asian women because they worship white pussy and retarded white men fell for the black women meme. the only demographics that like asian women are weebs and the smallest group in america, normal white men, and they simply dont make things for us anymore.thanks for reading my chud sperg out
>>16464636>Chun 'rikek this actually gave me a good laugh
>>16464789I really enjoyed your chud sperg out anon, it's just that by Asian market I meant potential subscribers in Asia.
>>16464636>Chun 'ri's thic thighs and provocatively short garment goodness me
>>16464764nice
Sadly I don't think Kairi is getting out of the first round
Kairi's pancake butt
>>16466029With syrup
found this cute webm of kairi and cheese in my kairi folder. i think i forgot to post it here when i made it so posting it now. no idea when this is from, i juist found it somewhere on twitter
>>16466375CUTE
>>16466375Cheese is the man
>>16463539I think it's from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
/arrrr/ is my favorite thread on /pw/. The Kairi thread is too comfy.
>>16466375Judging from her hairstyle it's from her NXT days. And how young Cheese is there too.
>>16466375very excitable puppo :3
Kairi is cute
>>16467074I wanna hump Kairi's leg too
>>16467426Everyone keeps saying this!
>>16466820It really is.
>>16434692GOAT
>>16462655I know why she'd omit her husband from this, but why didn't she put Cheese and Burger in the photoshoot? Guys love seeing cute women doing Christmas photos with their pets.
>>16434692based
>>16466375fk yea good boi powers activate
>>16468880Fierce
What's the next OP image gonna be?
post 300has this edition of /arrrrr/ been successful?
>>16469758It's gonna be a Christmas thread
>>16469773Very
>>16469773stupendously successful
>>16469758>wanting to open his presents before Christmas
>>16468942she looks very brown
NEW THREAD >>16470178>>16470178>>16470178
K
>>16470191Based!
>>16469773Always successful
Kairi is based
>>16469773Magnanimousy successful
