RICOCHET FROM THE TOP ROPE
>>16456661How do you have negative charisma but not realize it? Like this dude unironically thinks he has top star aura but he sounds like Buggs Bunny, but retarded.
https://streamable.com/fanrepthe promo
>>16456663unlike ricochet, bugs bunny is a main eventer and untouchable on the mic. ricochet is on porky pig's level when it comes to cutting promos.
>>16456663The problem is Ricochet sounds retarded but not retarded enough to be funny. He needs to sound even more retarded. That nigga needs to sound like Bobby Boucher. Then he'd be pure dimes on the mic.
why are all black nerds exactly the same
>>16456669That's why I added the "but retarded">>16456670kek'd
>>16456664Renee fucking sucks too, good lord.
>>16456664kek is this the worst promo of the year?
>>16456683Still Tony
https://youtu.be/_Wr-n33TJ1c
>>16456664>https://streamable.com/fanrepkek he still awful
>>16456718he sounds so scared lmfao
>>16456664promos bad
>>16456661RICO DON'T MISS
>>16456664lmfao what a cosplay geek
>>16456661Why is he trying to talk black when he's clearly not used to it lmao corny ahh
>>16456664this is not even funny bad I really liked him when he was a young dumb fuck doing all the crazy flips but now he's just another flippy shitter who is also doing it slower than other flippy shitters, fuck this guy
>>16456661Ricochet is coming from the bottom rope, or I don't know, from the fruity little cartwheel.
>>16456664He really should just get a mask and reprise his Prince Puma gimmick
>>16456661
Leave WWE because he's a jobber for AEW, where he's a jobber. But he's living out his dream of carrying a promotion on his back.
>>16456664Cringe
The only promotion that booked him properly was Lucha Underground
>>16456664He is genuinely fucking awful.Promos are usually bad for two reasons. Firstly because they're scripted so the wrestler doesn't sound anything like the words coming out of their mouth (suffering succotash). Secondly because the wrestlers try to pre-plan them so they don't actually listen to the other person.This was the second one. Here's what Ricochet would have thought >Got to get the tournament over>Put over that Brody is big and strong>I HOLD ALL THE CARDSSo that's what he went with. But Renee's question was "how are you going to prepare differently" so his promo makes no goddamn sense. This promo is the perfect encapsulation of Ricochet. He knows the right things to do. He has a strong finish planned. But it becomes wordsalad when he says it because he can't join up the dots to make it make sense. It's exactly the problem with his matches too
>>16456664LMAO, those cheers when Renee introduces him are so obviously piped in, even more than in pre-taped shows WWE does sometimes, that promo was horrible too
>>16456664he sounds like hes about to cry
>>16456882Fact
>>16456664>Okay, so how can I make my promo distinctive?>I have to have some kind of character>uhhhh>I know, okay, so I'm black, right?>So I'm not going to say 's' at the end of verbs or the be verb. That makes me gangsta.>Okay, and what else?>uhhhh>Something about cards.>Gotta make an annoying noise at the end - that's how they remember you
>I didn't come here to talk
why tf did he stare at his empty hand for so long
>>16456664This is like a bad first try at a WWE promo. The way he awkwardly looks around and doesn't ever look into the camera are all so weird and unnatural just like the way he tries to project having charisma.
>>16457171Samantha writes "do not shove fingers up ass on camera" on his palm every morning so he was just reading
>>16456664ha HA
He sounds like a slightly more competent Freight Train
>>16456664First, wth is with that camerawork, second, there's a reason why Vince made people face the camera, you don't have to do it all the time but make a little effort, third, what am I supposed to be excited about here? First time match with some 50-50 guy and Ric has 'all the cards'? Okay??
>>16457171thats where he wrote his notes for his promo so he doesnt forget them. no bullshit
This promo is not better than Jumpin' Jeff Farmer
>>16456664my honest reaction:huh HAAAH
with some faggy twaater number sign bullshit despite being a 40 year old man coooooooooooooooooooooooooool
>>16456663>he not rICOchet. hu HAAGrim
>>16456664He sounds like a white guy trying to be black
BRODY STEP BACKI GOTTA PRACTICE MY STABBINGHU HAAAAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56NUMdxHbKI
>>16457191
>>16457290futurama sucks
>>16456661He should keep doing it.If voice cracking coconuts pretending to be black get to use a random black sound I don’t see why Ricochet can’t.
>>16457345yeah seems like rick and mortimer is more aews fanbase type
>>16457358you would know sister. i only watch old episodes of velocity
>Niggerchet
>>16457373Black women are the best thing to happen to the world
>>16456664>ha HAKEKOLA
>>16457345first 5 seasons are as good as season 2-7 of Simpsons and that's a shoot
>>16456678wish she's SUCK me
>>16457464Your people have ruined the internet, saar.
>>16457470I'm American.
>>16457495If you are, you're posting from a gas station
>>16456664I was having a good morning, anon
https://x.com/SethJoseph95/status/1867035584352436386 lmao
>>16456664>when a white-coded black guy tries to "act black"I've got a black friend who was raised by Jehovah's Witnesses and when he tries to talk ghetto everybody just laughs at him because it sounds just like thisHe's the whitest person I know
>>16457541kek
>>16456661Why Rico shit vanity searching himself?
>>16457445the simpsons suck too
>>16457668fragile ego
>>16457191it's all he does, all day every day
>>16456664its not good but i have heard worse promos
>>16457191>promo was absolutely finedude, come on
>>16456664I'm convinced anons here could promo better than him at this point
>>16458002they definitely could
>>16456664>https://streamable.com/fanrepPrison bitch charisma
>>16456664>HUH HAAAA
>>16457171making sure there wasn't any shit on it
>>16456661>ya'll
>>16456664>hu HAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaawhy did he do it
>>16456664fucking yeesh
>>16456664ha HAAAAAA
>>16457373
>>16456664>comes out to a hair dryer pop>doesn't answer Renee's question>looks at notes on his wrist because he forgot his last line>huh HAHIt gets worse the more I watch it.
>>16456664Fo...4chan this is this is why I came to Peedub this scenario right here is why I came to Peedub for the shitposts. And nothing brings that out quite like Bitchtits vs Rovert. And tonight, tonight ya boy got Ojama, for the first time ever. You know he big, he fat he wobbly! He's honestly one of the fattest dudes on the whole website but you know one thing he not? He not Ricochet. And althought Jason and I we might, be one, and one right now but tonight....tonight it's me who hold all the 92 gets ha HAAAAAAAAAAA
>>16456661>>16456664>Not giving him a Rick O'Shea leprechaun gimmickGet a clue tony
>>16458412quality gold anon
>>16456664This is why people mock him, because he thinks he’s way better than he actually is.
>>16457191Hi Ricochet
>>16456661>is turning heel>does a promo that makes you want to see him get his ass kicked>pw retards find this too complicatedits honestly amazing how stupid people here are sometimes
>>16457293Huh HAA
>>16458642>does a promo that makes you want to see him get his ass kickedthat's every ricochet promo though HU HA
>>16456664Why did he do the Omega point when talking??? LMAO what a faggot mark
>>16456664How did this fag manage to bag a gf/fiance? It's so obvious he used to get bullied when he was in school
>>16458642>>does a promo that makes you want to see him get his ass kickedThis is a very dated cope, there are promos that make you wanna see the dude get his ass kicked and promos that make you not wanna see the dude, this was the latter.
>>16458642Nah, this isn't a good heel promo that makes you seethe at it because the guy is good at drawing heat. This is a shit heel promo because the guy giving it is fucking bad at talking.
>>16456664Based Jadakiss fan.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQej9oRqmSI
>>16458642>laughing at his shit promo means we want to see him get beat upWhat kind of cope is this?
>>16456664HAHAHHAHA HOLY FUCK HE'S TRYING SO HARD TO SOUND BLACK ITS SO CRINGE HES SO INSECURE
>>16456661I could only watch 5 seconds of this.
>>16457209holy shit i cant unhear it now. atleast train didnt sound like he was gonna cry though
>>16456664He is anti-dimes in human form.
>>16458642His masterful strategy is to present himself as incompetent as a way of drawing money? Why would I pay to see someone who is shit?
>>16457354they're unironically more black than he is
>>16458642MUST DEFEND THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
He had one of the WORST promos of 2024 last night.But he also had a very good match with Brody King. Probably my favorite match of the C2 honestly.Thankfully it looks like they are giving him to MVP. Which is the smartest thing they have done in AEW in a long time.Just let Ricochet's ring work speak for itself and let MVP cook for him on the mic.
>>16459288Probably a good move
>>16456782Genuinely wonder what it feels like to go from the packed arenas to this awkward shit?I can't wait for the documentaries and the DSOTR episodes."I remember a sinking feeling walking out of guerilla and onto the stage for the first time and being met with a sea of empty seats" - Ricochet"Felt like I was going crazy. Doing promos to empty seats" - Kenny Omega"It was like the Masked Magician walked in and just made the audience vanish. Only the magician wasn't masked and his name was Tony Khan" - Ricky Starks"Yeah I regret the tattoo" - Maxwell Jacob Friedman
bump
>>16456664lmao what the fuck is this
>>16459446This nigga just said guerilla
>>16460079Yeah I know. I goofed it. I know better too because I know it's named after Gorilla Monsoon.
>>16456824Kek
>>16456661So Samantha wants nothing to do with wrestling anymore? She could've been his manager and get mega heat being a stuck up bitch
>>16457191lmao cripplehog got mad
This guy really wants to pip Tony for that KWABOTY top spot.
>>16456664He's so boring I can't even think of anything to insult about him. Jesus Christ.
>>16456664
>>16457354Because Ricochet clearly grew up in a good neighborhood with minimal black influenceI can't even imagine him saying nigga
>>16456664>shorter and less built than reneelmao
>>16457373brutal assmogging to the white girls in this video
