The Continental Classic Continues on this special Winter is Coming edition of Collision!AEW Collision TONIGHT! from the Chaifetz Arena in St Louis, Missouri!8pm ET/7pm CT and Early West Coast Start 5pm PT on TNT!>NJPW x AEW International Women's Cup Qualifier Final: Willow Nightingale vs. Jamie Hayter>AEW Continental Classic Blue League: "The Rainmaker" Kazuchika Okada vs. The Beast Mortos>AEW Continental Classic Blue League: "The Protostar" Kyle Fletcher vs. Mark Briscoe>FTR calls out the Death Riders>Top Flight (Dante Martin & Darius Martin) vs. Action Andretti & Lio Rush>Kris Statlander in action>Daniel Garcia, Orange Cassidy, Komander & The Outrunners (Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum) vs. Premier Athletes (Josh Woods, Tony Nese & Ariya Daivari) & MxM Collection (Mansoor & Mason Madden)
BASED
>>16472632No HOB again….
>>16472632Hayter and Nightingale are the only decent match.
>>16472632>WillowI will now watch your pro wrestling program.
>>16472656blud, what? Okada/Mortos and Briscoe/Fletcher are going to be off the chain.
>>16472665Okada fell off and I get why Briscoe appeals to some people but he just isn't for me. Also, it should be noted I'm primarily a women's wrestling fan, so you can probably disregard my opinion.
>Beast MortosThere goes my no-gooning streak
Watching Collision on the TV, and Saturday Night Main Event on a tablet. I like both promotions. Sorry not sorry that I don't play into the gay console war online
>>16472679>I'm primarily a women's wrestling fan, so you can probably disregard my opinion.noted, and done
>>16472632Willow without the Afro looks hot
>>16472710Only E-drones demand that you watch their slop and their slop only, AEW fans are free to enjoy other promotions without being attacked by the fanbase. That's how you know which one is the cult.
>>16472632How based
>>16472871>where's my ass gone??
>>16472632Dire...Hayter loses to Fat Shitter from Catering.Okada beats FrankBriscoe beats Fletcher.Tony's retard booking at it's best
>>16472975>Briscoe beats FletcherThat's a BOOM
>>16472871Who is current blowing out Hayters back these days?
>>16473154Was Charlie Ramone. No intel since.
>>16472632This will do insanely low numbers.
>>16472632>ShazzaWoof.I thought she was so fucking hot in her match against Emma in 2015 NXT, but this bitch hit the wall with the force of a spirit bomb.
>>16473259I don't care about numbers cuz I'm not Jewish I just watch things I like and move on
>>16472632KINO
>>16472632kek what a stacked fucking card, can't wait to tune in to this amazing wrestlekino
>>16473285>I just watch things I like and move onMUST CONSUME AND THEN MOVE ON LIKE AN NPC WITH NO OPINIONS
136K
>>16474147185M
>>16474110What the fuck am I supposed to do, not move on and linger and waste time? I have shit to do
>>16474147but enough about your weight
>>16472632Willow is the best thing going in women's wrestling today.
>>16474187>I have shit to do>posts on peedublmfao okay (Y)
I miss Hologram bros
>>16472632>FTR refusing to fuck off for a bit>OC in a random 5 man tag despite feuding with the Dick Riders>C2 guys in the 5 man tag too>2 tag teams who haven't had wins in months in a tag title contender match>Toni Storm makes her triumphant return to have a heatless match against a literal whoI hate Tony so fucking much bros.
>>16472632Grim
>>16474422Hopefully when he comes back he has cooler gear
>>16474422stay strong Holobros, he'll be back soon and the return pop will be massive
>>16474496turn your monitor on
>>16472632Big Tone cookin'
>>16472632You seen the ratings lately? Winter already here nigga lmao this fed is FROZEN
>>16474422Updates Required, pls undastand
>>16474953Frozen like your dating life you mid-30s grandpa ahhh nigga lmao
Harley previews Collisionhttps://x.com/AEW/status/1868068453195932036
>that 5 man tag matchWhat blud doing? Is this a dark match or something?
>>16475348FUN
>>16472632holy kinola
>>16474953>You seen the ratings lately?No, because I have a life and don't spend all my time tracking pro wrestling television ratings.
>>16475572If their ratings were bad they wouldn't be getting around 200M a year
>>16475579no lie detected
Hey guys I’m in the SME and will be watching that. I hope you enjoy collision!
Wrestle Dynasty International Women's Cup Qualifier Tournament Final MatchWillow Nightingale defeats Jamie HayterNon Title Continental Classic 2024 Blue League MatchKazuchika Okada [7] defeats The Beast Mortos [0]Singles MatchToni Storm defeats Shazza McKenzieTag Team MatchAction Andretti & Lio Rush defeat Top Flight (Dante Martin & Darius Martin) (w/Leila Grey)Singles MatchKris Statlander defeats Tootie LynnTen Man Tag Team MatchThe Outrunners (Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd), Daniel Garcia, Komander & Orange Cassidy (w/Alex Abrahantes) defeat The Varsity Athletes (Ari Daivari, Josh Woods & Tony Nese) & MxM Collection (Mansoor & Mason Madden) (w/Mark Sterling)Continental Classic 2024 Blue League MatchMark Briscoe [6] defeats Kyle Fletcher [9]
>>16475588We will, enjoy your slop from the rapist fed.
>>16472679>I'm primarily a women's wrestling fanYou really should kill yourself
>>16475593Still not watching WWE
ONE HOUR WARNING GET READY
>>16475593grim
>>16475658but enough about your sex life
Will the FITE feed air at the usual time without the basketball delay of TNT?
>>16475719Good question. Probably. And we'll have one of those threads where half the people are watching on a pirate stream like decent individuals, and the other half is watching on cable on a half hour delay like a bunch of degenerate boomer turbogoys.
>>16472632Why is Kommander wrestling a random 10 man instead of staying fresh for the tournament?Is he stupid?
>>16475863Tokon
>>16475863Kommander is such a beast he's willing to risk it all
>>16475863he knows he's going 0-5
15 minutes
K-Fletch finna put on yet another all time banger tonight, I'm fucking hype.
>>16475981Hes in the top 5 arguement at 26. Mental.
>>16475989He just needs to keep up the intensity in his promos and he's golden, even with that goofy-ass accent. Don's teaching him to work the crowd and I'm here for it. Also his cornbuckle brainbuster is fucking brutal, I love it.
>>16475593Thanks, now I'm more excited for Collision and forget about Saturday Main Slop
>>16476003He just needs to act like an unhinged maniac. People will buy an insane Australian.
>Kazuchika Okada vs. The Beast MortosI’m gonna say it
>>16476028do NOT lewd the based Mortos
>>16476028you wouldnt dare
Slopdown status?
>>16476042why Tony brought Lio back in, I will never fucking understand
>>16476069cancelled I'm afraid
>>16476071Earned it working with NJPW
LIGHT THE FUSEGAS THE JEWS
>>16476071Tony apologized.
THE FEELING IS FELT
Darby ain't having none of Will's waffling here.also sound is off.
LADAD
based darbs and will link up
>lil nigga and Billy GOAT linked upTHE MEGA POWERS UNITE
Please god end this Death Rider shit
based mini intros are back before the start of the show, TK cooking.
Remember guys, don't lewd Mortos. He's a pure soul.
BEES MORTOS NO BITCH MORTOS
>>16472632Ah some WRESTLING tonight.
>>16476133it's dey culcha
>ring announcer finally gets a title cardI never knew who she was
>>16476167Why did they get rid of them in the first placeNow get Elton John back and stop booking so many jobber matches and Collision is back baby
respectfully shaking the hand of mortos
>BITCH MortosMortosbros... I don't think we can come back from this...
>>16476210based
Going to swingers parties with 70s Hayter
God I fucking love Willow so fucking much, it makes me want to cry.
tongue ring cunnilingus with jamie hayter
Guys, how soft is Willow?
Willow flashing the pit fat tonight.
>>16476289I bet it tastes like bacon fat
>>16476289Willow smothering me with her pits
>>16476275like a cocoa butter scented cloud
>boobs choppa matchI'm all for thi
TIDDY CHOPPA
I'm only watching this on the side for The Outrunners and my boy Mark, this card stinks
lmao willow is a bowling ball
if Julia comes out she best be in a slutty outfit
Imagine a Willow match with Danny D
willow's body jiggling in all the right places
>>16476400I want to put three fingers in her
>>16476402She’s not.
>>16476400a sexy bowling ball
God I love willow
SICKOOOOOOOOOSMOUNT UP
SOON
>>16476442Me when I turn on the lights and see myself in the mirror
Zit pop was the commercial break spot
willow cowgirl breaking my pelvis
>fight stream is like 10 minutes behind>gotta watch the cable stream insteadit's never been so over
>>16476402You're gonna be disappointed, bro.
>>16476431
choco milk fridge an absolute unit
>that Willow tiddy meat
>>16476455Nah, that's me.
Willow not having a title run is insane. Make it Mina and her
>>16476460worth it
That moonsault look like it took forever
did willow always do a lionsault?
Crazy height for that lionsault for someone that plump
>Willow will never have nudes
>>16476442NOSFERATU!!
>>16476565It was a Rainbow sault
soon
Kino match
that moonsault was crazy dangerous
I want to lick that blood off
SHE'S NIGHTENGALING UP
WILLOW YES
MOMMY JULIA
match was goodjulia is sex
Willow DRILLED her
lolwillowwins
House always wins
right gal went over
hooker gloves and boots I approve of.
THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS
>>16476635Well no not her house.
YUMOLA JULIOLA
love this lil coalburner like you wouldn't believe
handjob gloves
Im hearing willow vs hayter was THE match. Is it true
We only need Skye back and the division will be full again
Clean Willow win... Fuck off.
>I can't love Willow any more than I already d-
>>16476665kek there was like 3 different people rocking eye patches in this company.
That’s why you get for being ugly hayter.
>>16476694the lights did cause Willow to get one offense move in after Hayter was surprised
IT'S MOTHERFUCKING TIEM
>>16476733built for it
>>16476720her acne will clear and she'll go back to being cute
>>16476716And every single one of them did the spot where they reveal their eye is actually fine in the middle of a match. And that's not even half the people in AEW who have done that gimmick and that spot.
>>16476500Someone get a Bandido or Kommander mask on this guy
Jamie looked stupid getting right up, smiling with her hands up after the pin.Good thing Toni is on later, get this taste out of my mouth.
>>16476733pure sexo
English classes with Okada
Big Willy v Darby a finna be a certified banger
first time meeting between Mortos and Okada
>>16476809Okada teaches English classes twice a week.
LETS FUCKING GO
>>16476489The Fite stream will catch up tho with the ad breaks on cable
>completely phones it in every week>still gets massive pops
sex with the beast “zero points” mortos
>>16476849Stop
>>16476817Darby usually does best with huge dudes who can toss him around, but him and Will are gonna tear the house down.
MOTN here.
Okada and Mortos going on a fishing trip on Okadas boat
>>16476817I really wish they were doing that one in Hammerstein
AEW is slop. But I like it.Because WWE just ain't it. WWE is bad. I don't like WWE. AEW is something different. Something fresh. Something new.It's slop, but I like it.
>>16476849Mortos is not for lewd or bully.
>>16476885based slop enjoyer
>>16476859I’m excited for that match like you can’t believe.
hit Okarder with some legal papers, Mortos!!
>>16476885It could be better, but it could also be a whole lot worse.
How tall is mortos. He looks 5”9
more like based mortos
>>16476944diplomatic immunity
>>16476967that makes him nba-ready in mexico
BITCH MORTOS
>>16476967billed at 5' 10"
More like 24 hour sexathon with mortos
GRRRAAAAAAAAARGH MOTHERFUCKERS
>>16477037cease
Where has this Okada been?
THAT WAS FOR YOU BELTO-BABY
>>16476873>You will never go fishing on Okada s boat listening to him give Mortos English lessons when Mortos accidentally falls over and I ask Okada for a lifesaver and as he tells me here I see him turn around and instead of a life preserver he gives me the middle finger and we all burst into laughter including Mortors whose lungs fill with sea water with every grunting laugh he takes
>>16477068Okada phoning it in is just a meme, every single one of his matches so far has been great. My favorite is still him crushing Eddie tho. Made him look like a bum.
>>16477037Don't
>>16477068gotta go all out when you're in there with a minotaur
Anyone ever have crazy constipation shits where you don't shit for several days then have like a 'plug' of constipated shit then behind it builds up to this tremendous pressure and once it reaches it's peak your ass lets loose this high velocity mostly liquid that's like 2-3 normal shits total within like 5 seconds? it's annoying I should eat less chips maybe
giving handjobs the the horns of beast mortos
>#AEWCOLLISION is on, and so am I. So you better be watching! Tune into @tntdrama right now!Full set in the women's general
imagine toni storm sitting on your face for an entire collision
>>16477082kino. also where tf is trent
>>16477095the only times he phoned it in was the hardcore matches where he reused to take a bump
holy shit that was one of the most brutal backbreakers I've ever seen
>>16477160Trent is recovering from neck surgery or was it a knee, who the fuck knows
everybody pump out some cum to power up mortos
Ichiban
SPECIAL
>>16477211chat, is this real????
>>16477208Dude, don't
mortos with some BEAST lartiat
HE'S MINOTAURING UP
Based match
Great matchone of the best of the CC so far
>>16477068Gone fishin'
>>16477263>fuck you, E-drone
that was pretty fucking good, run it backall this 'muh okarder taking it easy' bs can go take a hike
toni sit on my face
what if mortos actually won an important match and went on a run and got a belt and then defended it for a long time lol that would be weird haha
Let's be real, Tony was never gonna let Mortos go over Okada, no matter how over he is.
>>16477148Hours long slow, sweaty deep penetrative sex with Leila Grey
>>16477211>We'll never get a random 90s WCW match of Okada vs Super Calo we don't know we want
>>16477339haha yeah I agree Mox SHOULD have a long reign
>Toni doesn't even get a return promoTony seriously what the fuck are you doing
Hours long slow, sweaty deep penetrative sex with Beast Mortos
this bitch in the pink sucks
using toni storm’s ass as a pillow
>>16477339best I can do is jobbing out 4/5 times
TONI STORM IS ALL ELITEWE DID IT BROS
>>16477401Hes not like that
Pretty good for a piss break honestly.
>>16477148>>16477351From the thumbnail it looked like Nitro Girl Chae
>Toni's new gimmick is recovering from a concussionVery based
>Toni is back to being generic and dimelessy tho
Wait was Toni not in AEW or something?
>>16477401Don't lewd Mortos
Sex with Squish
You know if she really wanted to commit to this gimmick, she should start posting on her Onlyfans again.
>>16477463I thought it was a career ending pregnancy
>>16477468I take it back this is suddenly the best storyline in AEW>>16477481she has amnesia now lol
based toni amnesia gimmick
Why is Schiovane interviewing that random Mexican girl fan?
this lighting is doing nothing for Mariah's manface
>rosa just ignores that
>toni retard angleFuck off
Toni having a lost time/time travelled from the past to the future gimmick
go away already
>>16477535>Tony is making toni his retarded self-insert
>>16477500>>16477506hope Trump deports this dimeless shitter
It’s the Toniverse
kissing mottos under the mistletoe
>>16477535It's Timeless Toni Storm playing the role of Toni Storm
>heavy is the head that wears the crown>I am a marked manMox speaks in action movie taglines
>>16477596works well for the promo package editors
>>16477586Get this guy outta here!
>>16477535>>16477546>>16477556I am so on-board for this.
>>16477592ACTING
>Luda doing State Farm commercialshe was nominated for an Academy Award
Leila got them titties out
leila thighjob
Where is Kenny?
>>16477730in Japan being a play tester for the new Virtua Fighter game
>>16477730charging up for his big return in japan
Leila Grey
Layla lookin' like a snacc
>>16477730Japan where he belongs (complimentary)
VERY COOL outfits
I'm into these goofy ass spiky coats
>Leila's natural mocha juggies bouncing as she runs to hi-five all the front row fansnoice
These niggas dressed like Cloyster
>>16477730trying to do a shoot kamehameha in his ninja turtle underoos (he's almost got it, he can feel it)
Why doesn't Andretti use his eye blasts?
>>16477486the fact that she never did any onlyfans content with the timeless gimmick is a crime
>>16477772fucking KEK
>>16477793It would've just been her showing off ankles
is lio and andretti's jackets /fa/ approved?
>>16477752sista Leila is SO foine
lmao at that rolling pin attemptshitty spot fest
is Action Andretti actually black?
>>16477793black and white pinup Toni would have been based
polite claps
Remember when Dante kept secretly injuring his brother to have singles matches?
>>16477844think in some promo awhile black he said he is half.
>>16477844
>>16477786It'd be a better gimmick than drinking water fast
Lio look all of 10 years old and he still mogs Adam Cole
>>16477844he's Shaun King's brotherso no
>>16477876sounds like you're in a hydration situation
how many times has Lio retired? Like 5 or so?
>>16477901He can't pull of a yellow tan though
new>>16477925>>16477925>>16477925>>16477925
>>16477901Adam Cole should just be shot in the head
>>16477943many are saying this
>>16477943On live tv?
>>16477901lio is actually fit
Darius was too fan to do that move
Darius kinda chubby
>>16477987He hasn't been in shape since his first injury
>>16477958'fraid so
Leila dead
Topflightbros...
I actually enjoyed that match
Her name is Tootie?
Statlander has a wide butt
>>16478099The match with Private Party will be the same
Pixies is Oranges best intro
This seems like a very random match
