Previous:>>16478074>English LIVE Linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIo2BgDwQeg (Saturday Night's Main Event: Dec. 14, 2024) [LIVE] >Spanish LIVE Linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_1Aeo33fU0 (Saturday Night's Main Event: 14 Diciembre 2024) [LIVE]
>>16478694he's FAT
>>16478694
>>16478725wtf how did they make this already
>>16478710EATOWENSEAT
kek at occasionally hearing Michael Cole on hot mic
This is the thread since it isn't a low quality OP
GOON OWENS GOON
hearing the random shit cole says is cool
>>16478746just give him a moment
>pigwheels and rovert split threads
koko b ware looks like an actual retarded person right now
>>16478694THIS IS THE RIGHT THREAD
Koko looking like Beetlejuice
koko lol
Koko got FAT as FUCK
more like koko b. based
>koko is still aliveI knew Greg was still barely hanging after the couple of years, but I thought nigga died years ago.
>>16478740Don't overthink it anon, it's like those shirts with the wrong superbowl winner that they ship off to Africa
I don't remember Koko being that short
>Jesse on commentaryBased.
>the corpse is on commentaryI expect a lot of botches
Jesse has these guys so nervous.
>11 titles for 5 hours a weekhmm
Comfy event
based pat with the madden gimmick
pat mc reddit
KEK
Jakebros...
When is Bruno Sanmartino appearing?
>Unhinged JesseKINO
DAMIANBROS
GO KEVIN
>>16478774Kek
>>16478813anon...
RIP Damian
lmao they have no chemistry but its still a good vibe
I CANT BELIEVE DAMIAN IS FUCKING DEAD
lol at ventura repeating the joke get this boomer out of here
Jesse Ventura vs Jack the Snake in WrestleMania?
>Jake BTFO>again
Need a Kevin version of this
SOMEONE TAKE THE MIC OFF JESSE NOW
VENTURA SHOULD HAVE JUMPED OFF THE TWIN TOWERS.
>jesse turned damian into a jacketholy shit bros
Damian the Snake > Damian the Spic
Damien... is it true?
hearing Iyo has heat backstage
did u see chelseas underboob bros?
OWENS WAS ALWAYS RIGHTOWENS DID NOTHING WRONGKILL OWENS KILL
Give Kev the strap. It'd be funny.
>Open mic for Jesse i'm scared
What is Damian thinking right now?
>Damian died
Based Jesse still bitching about his payoff
WINGED EAGLE TIME!
ventura is 100% gonna call kevin fat at some point
/pw/ you guys hated Damian so much that haich shoot killed himare you guys proud?
>>16478841Cody is a bad friend
>>16478833You should've been flying the plane Rajneesh
>he skinned damien priestpriestbros..
Why did Cole try to no sell Jessie's Damien joke
>>16478843only band he needs is one around his stomach so he stops eating
KO do be kinda right doe. Cody do be a two-faced hypocrite
This is gonna be based cringekino on the level of that black geezers HoF speech
Owens would get so much heat by winning tonight.
Cody and Rhea are the villains in their stories
MICHAEL COLE DIDN'T REMEMBER DAMIANHE DIDN'T GET THE REFERENCEJESSE VENTURA HAD TO EXPLAIN THE JOKE TO HIM
>>16478862nervous and didn't pick up on the joke
>>16478854b-bro i didn't know haitch had that kind of pull.
>>16478854Yes
>>16478828Do you think we're gonna be lame-os like that when we're in our 70s?
I just came from a community theatre play of Christmas Carol. It was 5/10 but the girl playing ghost of Christmas past was insanely beautiful. Glad I got back in time for Chelsea to win it.
WINGED EAGLE BROS IT'S OUR TIME
>>16478854Priest wishes he'd make a good coat, nobody wants a beaner skin coat
>>16478852Well deserved.
>>16478878Afraid so.
KEK cody saying "kevin owens get out here right now" in george costanza voice
>>16478862He was covering a war not watching wrestling in the early 90s
I want KO to win after watching the Kevin Owens documentary earlier
>booing the face?
I want to have sexual intercourse with Chelsea Green if you catch my drift.
>>16478862Cole didn't get it. he doesn't know his history
>>16478867Imagine him holding up the winged eagle. MEGA heat
>>16478870This! Those dumbasses don't even know their company's history.
"This is Damian. I stole... Jake the Snake's snake. Damian!"
>>16478870what a fucking fake fan
bASED WE FINALLY HAVE A HEEL COMMENTATOR AGAIN
>I'm not calling Dusty's half-breed son an American anything Woah
>>16478881post her
>KEVIN DOESN'T WIPE
>>16478878Im a lame-o in my 30s
THIS IS MY DESTINYTHIS IS THE TRUTH I SEEKAND ON THAT ROAD I FINDA WAY TO CROSS THE LINE
BASED JESSE SPITTING FACTS
Based Ventura speaking facts
Kevin doesn't wipe
LOL Chelsea is dropping the title in a week.
Ventura spitting facts
>>16478862Jake the Snake is signed to that pissant company in Jacksonville
>Ventura will be shittalking Cody all matchBASED
>>16478882All eagles have wings you retrard
why do they have security people escorting them to the ring
>>16478887absolutely but the soys in the crowd will not like it
>>16478906I need some real 80s non-pc shit from The Body.
>Lawler voice overHow old is this shit
holy shit did Aitch vet Jesse at all? National TV and commentary is just shitting all over your champion over decades old beef with his dead dad fucking kek
Jesse is a mumbling old retard. Cut his mic
oh good a commercial before cody's entrance that means we wont get one during the match
>>16478873he was the one that leaked the vince stuff of course he would kill Damien if /pw/ asked
I forgot how based Ventura is and how based it is to have an actual heel announcer.
>>16478929drones have a habit of molesting the talent
YOU'RE INMY WAY (MY WAY)AND I HAVEN'T GOT THE TIME TODAYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM3n9Y7Gmug
I originally thought KO had a chance but this entire show has felt like a glorified house show so in my mind there's no chance Cody loses
>>16478929so that the touchy feely niggers dont ruin things
>>16478840I did, glad we got it in slow motion too
New gacha for DSP to play
KO will never be over with me, brother.
Kevin Owens>had Austin's last match>got to headline Saturday Night's Main Event for the strap>got Jesse Ventura to call his matchhow the fuck does he have so much pull?
i hope kevin owens wins, cody can win it back at the rumble
That Mufasa movie looks awful
kevin owens looks like if reddit was a person
>>16478725that's a man, baby!
>>16478840I did. Half of America did too.
Ventura is a faggot commie Shame he's still alive
Canadian Dream shirt
>>16478954large mass
So how long until Ventura says something to get WWE in trouble?
Ventura btfo'ing the /pw/ smarks is over with me, brother.
>>16478929they read /pw/ religiously, some anon on here said someone might get stabbed
>>16478947Every heel has won
>>16478954because he's good
>>16478951He’s actually crashing out right now kek. I only watch him through a detractor.. *snort*.
>>16478958You would know that
God let Cody lose this title tonight
>>16478947And that is EXACTLY why Cody loses
>>16478947He never had a chance. Stop being a mark.
>>16478954It's called orbit.
LET'S GO CODY!!
>>16478964NICE
>they made Annie White again
i have never had sex and probably never will.
>>16478958We miss you LOGOAT
>>16478881I was there too. I think I saw you
>>16478964>always the ref>never the world champ
>>16478954probably by being the most reliable guy in the entire company
man id like a "mother id like fireside" right now
>>16478929you tell me
Last time I popped at a WWE event is when Zack Ryder won the IC title.
>>16478954Being the safest worker helps
You think Jim cornnette is watching this?
Did I miss this match?
inb4 Cody comes out in Stardust gear with the eagle belt
who would be the funniest current wrestler for ventura to call in a match?
>>16478993kek what a retired bitch
Lust for BBC
>>16479005Doubt it, but DVRing for sure.
>>16479015worked
>>16478946BEST YOU WALK AWAK (WALK AWAY)AND LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY
>>16479013Miles Borne
>>16479013Kross
>>16479013Sonny Kiss
Satruday Night Live has never once been funny outside of Norm
>>16479005Yes? He's not gonna pass up Cody and Gunther title matches
How many SNME are they going to do
>mike's energy drink>prime energy drink>C4 energy drinkHow many energy drinks they have in US?
>>16478954Safe worker, does everything that's asked if him, loved backstage, is perpetually over, and didn't take the money mark contract on two different occasions.
>>16479013>... and MJF wins it! He's dancing like an israeli on 9/11!
WINGED EAGLE
>>16479036Jesse said 4 a year
W O A HOAH
>>16478993He wrestles better than the minor league guys
The codester gotta love him.
WHOOAAAAAAAAA
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHH
>>16479036At least 1
>>16479030Him doing Burt Reynolds will never not get a pop out of me.
this card was ass
Boo, we want Stardust!
I'M THE KIND THAT LIKES TO WORK FROM HOME WHOOOOOOAAAHHHH OH
Based Winged Eagle
THERE IT IS
It's the WINGED EAGLE!
Was more interested in the Chelsea match than this desu
>>16479039A lot, no joke
>>16479033That's actually not a bad shirt
>>16479033damn her merch is actually tough
IT LOOKS SO GOOD
WINGEDEAGLE
>1 night onlyfucking gay
>one night only
Tiffany is cashing in on Owens.
>>164790395
MELANIN
>>16478992I have sex all the time but cum in about 45 seconds and it sucks and is humiliating every time much more so than being a virgin. At least you can make money and just pay a whore. I can’t fix myself.
He cute
KINO
KEEP THE TITLE
WINGED EABLE..EAGLEThanks Cole
kino
>>16478966you wouldn't know this but he commentated WWF in 1984-1990 and WCW in 1992-1994 and never got either company in trouble
MUH HECKING WINGED EAGLE
Wing eagle bros were so back
that title is shit and reminds me of the shitman. attitude era version is better
Cody wonKweens wonWWE wonfraid so
the BIG eadle title!
start THE SHOWLIGHTS COME UP AND WE ARE GONNA BLOWWHOOOOOOOOAAAOH
>>16479085Many are saying this
as opposed to a wingless eagle
Bring it back full-time assholes
holy shit I thought you guys were memeing
Cody the only wrestler to get pyro in his entrance
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA
>>16479076just use a dildo dude
>want KO to win>see Cody with the fans>now I want Cody to winI can't explain it
kek Jesse just not giving any Rhodes a break
>>16479075HARD TIMES BREED MELANIN (MELANIIIIN)
>1 night onlyWhat's the point
>>16479039At least 60
KNUCKLEHEAD
>people hate cody!>cody rhodes has go away heat!>nobody likes cody anymore>still the most over every single nighthow the fuck are smarks so god damn stupid?they're supposed to be "smart marks"
>>16479089
A bit underwhelming tbqhwyfwtmywtsc
I've heard enough, bring Ventura on full time
>>16479076any tips on how to cum fast?
>>16479039Tons. For whatever reason they print money. Even JBL made a million dollars off one
>>16479085this but unironically
>WINGED EAGLE>BIG EAGLE>REGGIE PARKS
kek based Jesse no filter
THE LEGENDARY WINGED EADLE EAGLE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT
>>16479096It's a shit belt
they should have brought back the spinner belt fr fr
Cole is such a shitter, holy fuck hes awful
The old school STRAP looks good on the Codester
>>16479092the sacred number confirms
why couldn't Finkel do this?
>>16479084that's the pre-woke era
CHAMPIONSHIIAAAAAAA
that 4k camera I'll never get used to. It's too video gamey.
wtf was her problem? Why did she quit her comfy job?
>less than 10 minutes to wrestle once Cody is finished with his self masturbatory entrance
>>16479105babyface'd
Oh shit Garcia's back??
>KO gives zero fucks about his own introductionhefty kek
Fuck, the current belts look so gay FUCK.
>>16479113We don't say hat word here brother
I'll knock the dust off that pussy
man I wish cody had chosen some less goofy tights to wear with that belt
>slaughtering the introskek
>>16479105Cody shouldn't promo too much. >>16479105
>>16479138She wanted to become a GM and Haitch told her no
>>16479116replace your alternator
>>16479138Thought they weren't doing enough with her "character."
>>16479142She has been back since Ricochit's wife quit like a month ago.
>>16479138Apparently she wanted to be a character and overplayed her hand
Is Cody dropping it?
>>16479143He’s so based. Chodey is a smark.
>>16479138Tony paid her more to be with her husband. Any smart person would do that.
God, I hate Kevin Steen
>>16479138Self mark with an overinflated self worth.
>>16479112Nobody says those things.
>immediate powderVINTAGE KO
it's fucked up they banned that guy's trindad flag
Jesse talks so slowly and with the simplest metaphors yet it still pops me every time
>>16479138Better to watch Ricoshit be called a Bald Fuck i bingo halls
>The Bloodbath
>>16479138to continue doing what she hates doing in aew
>one night winged eagle then it’s back to the cheese beltwhat the hell
>>16479138ricoshit poisoned her against the fed
>>16479160Rad
>>16479076I have the opposite issue, I have to really focus to finish, I can go and go. My gf is insecure about because she thinks it means I dont find her attractive enough, you cant win
>>16479146
>>16479151Is that now a good thing in zoomer speak or something?
That belt is DIMES
>>16479039>monster>red bull>C4>spike>prime>ghost>bang>cocaine>gfuel>liquid ice>rockstar>celsius>reign>mountain dew kickstart>bawls>woo>nos>full throttle>riotThat's just off the top of my head
>>16479162nope
kevin owen doesn't deserve to have his head banged on a table
Too true body
>>16478907https://www.highlandartstheatre.com/sneak-peek-a-christmas-carol-2024Many cuties from the show.
>>16479185
>>16479112only roman reign dick lickers on twitter say those things.
Love him or hate him, Cody is a fucking pro
>>16479138Ricochet begged her to leave to stop jannetying him. Buddy would never.
>>16479191I can't tell which ones are real or fake
>>16479138She wanted to do ANAL on live TV and they said no due to the FCC
kek KO
>Jesse keeps saying Owen
CODY IS INJURED>CODY IS INJUREDCODY IS INJURED>CODY IS INJUREDCODY IS INJURED>CODY IS INJUREDCODY IS INJURED>CODY IS INJUREDCODY IS INJURED>CODY IS INJURED
>>16479203They’re all real.
>>16479200Brandi knows all about it
NO FLEX ZONE
A FUCKING AD
why does cody run like he's starting up to run
cole said eadle twice, he has a hard time saying eagle.maybe thats why they got rid of the winged eagle the year after cole debuted.
>these adsAre you kidding me
ARE THE YOUNG BUCKS DEBUTING??
Cody is losing
It's not the original.
KO is such a fat fuck.
I hope KO wins the belt and says fuck you Hunter this is my belt every night. Also, I think KO and Cody got switched at birth. KO looks like he should be Dusty’s son
>>16479191you forgot the most important one
Wtf kek
HOT MIC
>>16479216kek
>>16479170qrd?
live mic
why the fuck couldn't they do ads like this the whole night?
HI WANDY.
NEXT>>16479232>>16479232>>16479232
>>16479191you dont get pussy over there?
HOT MICHOT MICHOT MIC
>>16479183Very typical problem for married men. Fucking the same pussy over and over and over is not really "natural" for men. You are supposed to close your eyes after a while and imagine you're fucking your hot coworker or something.
>Cole live mic on youtube stream
THE AGGRESSIVE OF OWENS AHAHAHAHAH
>>16479196holy fucking based what a cutie
>mics not muted
>>16479216It's one of his many horrible habits that prove he's a fake athlete
can americans hear michael cole? He's saying he's going to mention how Cody is showing aggressiveness
What the fuck they're talking over the commercial, I can hear them
>>16479212THEY KNOOOOW BETTER
randy is costing KO the belt, betting odds never get it wrong when i watch UFC
>>16479183check your tranny fluid brother
>>16479244What he say?
>>16479204god i hate the government
>>16479239Because they make less money than fullscreen ads and unlike the rest of the show, people throw a fit you fuck them out of the world title main event.
ko telling everyone to SUCCCCK ITTTTTTTT
>>16479204imagine seeing her puckering little hole….fuck the fcc
>>16479223No shit! The panda wildlife people would sue.
jesse is a pro and can be trusted with a live mic as much as anyone else.
I gotta take a shit. I hope there isn't a big over run.
Why the fuck do the commercials get more screen real-estate than the fucking showWhat ever happened to banner ads??
>>16479290They could have made a temporary deal like they sometimes do.
>>16479191You never know how many energy drinks there are until some rattles them off like that. Jesus.
>>16479305we're getting that instead of full breaks
Old man Jesse is based
>>16479191>bawlsThat's like one of the originals before the term "energy drink" was even coined. Does it still actually exist?
>>16479323Show should still have more space on the screen
>>16479346yessir
I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD...
TWO REFS TAKEN OUTITS A MASACRE OUT HERE
>>16479418but Randy HELPS KO win.
LAAAAAAAAAAAAME
Kevin robbed
>>16478878>he eats mcdonalds every day and spends all day sitting at his computer seething about wrestling and thinks he's going to live to his 70s
>>16479223You could tell immediately with that ugly new leather strap
>>16479290Jews run WWE now, I would dare those panda fags to step up and try
>>16479676Who are Panda Fags? I’m relatively new to WWE
>>16479732World Wildlife Fund, they sued WWE in 2002 and forced them to go from WWF to WWE