>gets shoot bullied by his only friend into marrying a woman who looks like Shrekwhy did he do it? why couldn't he say no?
she bakes good cookies
>>16492728>a woman who looks like ShrekReally?
>>16492779afraid so :(
why the FUCK didn’t he ever just lose weight? He’d be handsome no homo
>>16492728Cause Bryan can't bring his wife around a woman-less man child
>>16492910Because he's a nihilistic cynical asshole. Which I admire.
>>16492728Someone post the story about his sister's husband.
>>16493046https://twitter.com/VincentVerhei/status/1754230205697458577
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>>16493234My mom got tricked into buying some Google card bullshit for a scammer.I feel really bad when I think about it.