>no reputation as a tough guy whatsoever>Is such a fake tough guy he has to put "Stone Cold" in his name to once again overcompensate>Beat multiple women, including ex-wives and ex-GFs>Ex Girlfriend accused him being a pedo, further proving he's a coward>Drives monster trucks to compensate for his tiny dick>Can't get his dead dick hard without cialis and viagra>had gay relationship with Jim Ross>Ultimately a fag>All fags are cowards deep down>Thinks his fake titles are real>Constantly cried to Vince whenever he didn't get his way>Took his ball and went home several times instead of looking Vince in the face like a man and telling him no>too scared to confront Hacksaw Jim Duggan who threatened to shoot beat him up in 1994>too scared to apologize to Masa Chono after breaking his neck in 1994>too scared to confront Owen Hart after Owen broke his neck in 1997>too scared to fight back the wild fan who attacked him in 1998. Haitch had to save austin's ass>too scared to give a receipt to Booker T in 2001>too scared to fake wrestle Brock in 2002 (what if he hits me for real?)>Too much of a coward to get in better shape. Always maintained a beer guy look and coped about it being his "character">Didn't show up at Pillman's funeral which makes him even more of a cowardly piece of shit>Did two fake tough guy boot camp reality tv shows to overcompensate not being a real man>Hunts animals like a coward>Never won a real fight his entire life>Never did a real sport>Not even Hollywood wanted to pretend this fake tough guy was a tough guy and they have literal chicks pretending to be tough guys in movies on the regular>Stopped wrestling in 2003 because he was too much of a coward to keep going (oh my neck bla bla blah)>Comes out of retirement for a fatass slob instead of doing a match with someone like Brock which would have drawn money>Jobbed to Becky Lynch on his own flop show by getting a Stone Cold Stunner kekFuck this phony piece of shit
So, steve turned 60. He is officially an old man now.
>carter STILL seething over Austin being the GOATkek you love to see itPOST FOREVERPOST FOREVERPOST FOREVER
>>16505728>Austin being the GOATgayest of all time
>>16505728who is carter?
>>16505665Imagine someone living in your head like this. Seek help immediately.
>>16505984but enough about carter living rent free in your head
today is the birthday of the GOAT - Rob Van Dam
didnt know austin haydurs existed lawl
>>16505665Oh fuck didn't know I shared my birthday with the GOAT.
>>16505665>Ex Girlfriend accused him being a pedo, further proving he's a cowardI never heard this one, or is it just made up?>too scared to apologize to Masa Chono after breaking his neck in 1994>too scared to confront Owen Hart after Owen broke his neck in 1997>too scared to fight back the wild fan who attacked him in 1998. Haitch had to save austin's assIs there footage of this?>Didn't show up at Pillman's funeral which makes him even more of a cowardly piece of shitJesus
Reminder that Debra absolutely deserved it.
