You hate him cuz you ain't him.
A cuckolded failure neposon with as many impending wrestling matches as functioning hearts?
>>16526957You work at McDonald's and have never had sex.
>>16526974Uh, hello projection department?
>>16526989Name ONE time you fucked a bitch as hot as Stephanie.
>>16526995>Vince with bolt-ons>>16526974Turn your monitor on.
>>16527003Do you really just flat-up refuse to get new material? It's always the same 5 things over and over again.
>>16527016kek even madder than I expected you to get. Keep simping for Vincette. Finally you've found someone on your intellectual level.
>>16527029>still can't disprove being a seething virginYep. You'll never match up to Paul.
>>16527059>pseud-int doesn't know that disproving something is a logical fallacykek I already know the answer though I'd still love to hear it straight from the pig's mouth: just how MAD did you get over having to look up "sobriquet"?
>>16526932Remember when his heart gave out after all the roiding he did to get in that shape again?Kek, what a bitch.
>>16526932Is there a bigger masturbatory cope than the "pAuL LEvEsQuE eRa"?Look at Gaytch's career>Jannetty to the Rock during 1996-2002>Jannetty to HBGay throughout 1996-97>Jannetty to Chyna during 1997-99>Jannetty to Kurt Angle in 2000, or should i say C.U.C.K. to Kurt>Jannetty to Quad injury in 2001>Jannetty to Hogan and Brock in 2002>Jannetty to Blade in Blade Trinity>Jannetty to Goldberg in 2003>Jannetty to Benoit in 2004>Jannetty to Batista in 2005>Jannetty to Cena in 2006>Jannetty to HBGay again throughout 2006-10>Jannetty to Undertaker during 2011-12>Jannetty to Brock in 2012-13>Jannetty to B+ player Bryan during 2013-14>Jannetty to The Shield in 2014>Jannetty to Stephanie during 2015-2018>Jannetty to Ronda and Kurt in 2018>Jannetty to Becky in 2019>Jannetty to Chinese Virus in 2020-21>Jannetty to Vince in 2022>Jannetty to TKO in 2023>Jannetty to Shawn Michaels' NXT as a booker>Jannetty to the Rock again in 2024KWAB
>>16526932>*Stroke out
>>16526932>carries bags for the Kliq so they would hang with him and help him get a push>banged a roided out woman with a clit-dick because he needed her to get over>polished Pat's knob and got double-teamed by Shawn and Vince to get the DX angle>became Steph's bitch to get a push and bore everyone away, killing the biggest period in wrestling history with his reign of terror>raises Steph's daughters born the frozen Randy Savage semen she kept in the fridge.>lets Steph book womemes slop in near 50/50 split with the mens, killing the company he supposedly runsGaytch is a massive cuck and he's gay for pay.
>>16526932>Uglifies and dresses Steph up like Chyna
>>16526974Kek Mcdonalds pays more than most WWE contracts
>>16527201He's still fantasizing about Chyna's clit-dick and her roided out, masculine body. It was the closest he ever came to actually being attracted to a woman.
>>16527160based truth teller owning the Triple Bypass marks
>Triple H, you go on Sunday Night Heat. >You do your little interview with Jim Ross.>And you cry like a baby: "nghhnaahhnnghnngghaahhh they shouldn't have kept me down for 5 years">"for five years they kept me at the bottom of the barrel">Well The Rock says, they didn't keep you at the bottom of the barrel just coz you wanted to say goodbye to your roodypoo friends at Madison Square Garden>No, The Rock says, they kept you at the bottom of the barrel because YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK!>And on top of that... and on top of all that, The Rock says that you run your mouth. >"In four weeks, 28 days, I'm going to SummerSlam. And I'm taking what I want: The WWF Title." >Well, The Rock says in 28 *seconds*, The Rock is gonna give you exactly what you don't want! >And that's The Rock taking that strap, turnin' it sideways, and sticking it straight up your candy ass![more cheers] >Triple H, The Rock says he *is* the People's Champ>The Rock says he *is* the People's Choice>and The Rock is, without a shadow of a doubt, the most electrifying man in sports entertainment, PERIOD. >IF YA SMELLLLLLL-AAA! What The Rock is cooking!
>>16527238>does an ''''''''''epic'''''''''' kayfabe raping shoot promo which he reversed a billion times and pre-recorded yet still stuttered all over himself in a desperate bid to get over >Rocky shoots on him in a live promo and completely buries le epic worked shoot in 30 secondsYou love too see it. He never did get over that, too.
>>16527318Rock didn't need Superman booking. He could bury Gaytch simply with his promos. Gaytch has been so traumatized that he refuses to push Rock's ripoff LA Knight due to it.
>>16527070>reddit spacingsup ojama take the wrestling fig out of your ass already
>>16526974McDonald's is worth more than WWE.
>>16527238It is hilarious that HHH clearly polticked to get Rock out of the top spot for no fucking reason. Dude main evented Mania against Austin and like three months later is in a program with Billy Gunn, Al Snow and British Bulldog. No wonder Rock went out of his way to bury the shit out of everyone towards the end of 1999.It's funny because HHH did the same to Foley, and pairing him and Rock basically got them credible, which is the only reason that HHH finally got over in 99. Nigga beat Austin, McMahon, Rock, Taker, damn-near everyone and couldn't get heat until Foley killed himself for him.
Whole lotta salty McDonald's employees ITT
clitdick.bmp
>>16527160Is this true?
>>16526932I hate him because I hate his show
>>16528443yes, and this >>16528270 and >>16527318 too
>>16528421Triple KWAB is getting fired next year kek, nearly 30 years of nepotism for nothing.
>>16530272Not happening
