I'd probably be having a better birthday if that idiot Bill Goldberg didn't give me a concussion.
>rasta guy runs in and throws the cake in Bret's face
I had such a great career, Mickey. Only for it to end in such a pathetic way.
It's hard for me to fully enjoy a water park when I remember that Bill Goldberg kicked me in the head because he was an untrained moron.
Thanks for agreeing to have sex with me. Maybe this will take my mind off Bill Goldberg.
I always enjoy talking to you, Owen. Let's see, what to talk about... Owen, did I tell you what Bill Goldberg did to me?
This movie is pretty funny, but it's hard to laugh when an untrained moron kicks you in the head and ends your career prematurely.
I sure do miss you, brother. Losing you is the second worst thing that ever happened to me.
>>16540137What's his problem? Hundreds of wrestlers have had concussions and still wrestle. Why is he a little bitch?
>>16540181He's the world's biggest self-mark
>>16540173hahaha
>>16540173though I wish it wasn't based on a real life tragedy, this picture is kinda kino
>>16540146I know vince did this, the rasta hat is the giveaway
>>16540181>Bret always prided himself on not injuring his opponents.>Get his career cut short by Botchberg>All his wrestling friends are dead>Most met untimely ends due to botches or botch related thingsI think he's just too depressed to wrestle.
>>16540237Big if true
>>16540181Bret didn't realize he had a concussion initially, so he kept working for a while right afterward and it got worse and worse. He was in really bad shape by the time he hung up the boots. Bret's heart wasn't really in it at that point regardless, because he had lost his brother Owen along with several of his friends in the industry, and he had been booked like shit in WCW. He really didn't want to work anymore and the concussions gave him the opportunity to retire.
>>16540150based bret repping his hometown
Based thread
