TONIGHT from the legendary Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City>Ricochet vs. Darby Allin in a Continental Classic Gold League Match>Claudio Castagnoli vs. Komander in a Continental Classic Gold League Match>Shelton Benjamin vs. Kazuchika Okada in a Continental Classic Blue League Match>Taya Valkyrie vs. Toni Storm>Kyle Fletcher vs. Daniel Garcia in a Continental Classic Blue League Match>Will Ospreay vs. Brody King in a Continental Classic Gold League MatchMerry Christmas, AEW Chads!!!
I LOVE AEW!
>7 minutes in>already gamethread 3feeling status?
>>16556656RESTORED
>>16556611please stop making the new threads so early, as it splits up the viewerbase and destroys the flow of conversation
>>16556656It's a miscount. This is actually the 4th thread
>>16556666thank you for correcting the record, Satan
>>16556666>aew is so based tonight that satan himself is watching a christian wrestling company
shout out to Bobbo again for shutting down that reported who tried to hit him with>as a black african negro American black manand saying that he didn't want to be a black champ, he just wants to be a champ
I can't tell if the echo is kino or more AEW audio fuckups.
This should’ve been Buddys match.
CHOPPA ACTIVATED
brody lowkey one of their best signings, what was he doing before just indy shit?
>>16556699Cucky sucks
>>16556611CM Punk won
>>16556707This isn’t about you.
>>16556696far from their worst audio, I can tell you that much
>>16556611Thanks for drawing the House Miko-Senpai
>>16556666Thanks, double quads. I’ll make sure that the next thread is #5. I apologize for the mistake.
Surely Will can get a milly with those 5 stars.
is brody the best big guy in aew?
>>16556701over the toppa choppa
This is horrible
>>16556720Big Bill is better but he’s not Tony’s favorite.
>>16556710
has Santa shown up yet
DAT STYLES CLASH POP
>>16556693I guarantee Bobbo voted for Trump
FUCKING BASED
this match is awesome. high moves guy vs a big guy is always based.
FUCKIN A!!
>>16556727He's doing a run-in during the Darby match but he's wearing a Sting mask but when he takes off the Sting mask it's actually Sting
>>16556723You’re a 57 year old sex offender, edrone
Did he just rip off AJ Styles
These two have fucking insane chemistry. I would end a man's life to see Ospreay vs Brock.
>>16556723monitor. on. now.
powerhouse guy vs fast high flyer, simple but effective
I'm actually considering buying the AEW PPV this weekend. I've never done that before but I'm just really in the mood for wrestling right now. I've ordered the upcoming Stardom PPV, the Noah PPV, the Marigold PPV, I subscribe to NJPW World so I'll be watching Wrestle Kingdom and Wrestle Dynasty and New Year Dash. I'll be watching TNA's Genesis PPV, and WWE's SNME along with all their weekly shows leading into the Rumble. AEW shows are really expensive, but in the spirit of Christmas, maybe I should give it a watch. What's the best way to watch it? Like is it higher quality on Triller or YouTube or PPV.com?
>>16556720He's no Luchasaurus
>>16556724name a good big bill singles match
>>16556740AJ and Will are bros, Styles literally almost convinced him to sign with WWE.
>"Gonzo Bomb? They named something after that nerd after all?">"Yeah, you'd think just 'bomb' would suffice and the marks would know what it meant.">"D'oh ho ho ho ho."
>>16556739What?
imagine being kommander lmao
>Stormbreaker on Brody fucking KingWill a genetic freak
He got him up for the stormbreaker. Okay THAT was impressive
RUN IT BACK!!
Renee looking old and haggard as usual
How's Renee looking tonight bros? Old and haggard?
did 5 star billy do it again?
gotdam he picked him up
>>16556749I don’t have to because he’s not a fat sack of shit and has charisma and I don’t have to pretend he’s any better because of two other jabronies who get heat over contracts.
>>16556745I have a Sling so I just order on there. Can't complain about the picture quality.
>>16556664Get the flow of my semen on your face ahahahahahahaha
>>16556755>win a belt the other show>be the designated jobber in a tourneylol
Ospreay vs huge dudes fucking rules. He'd be able to hang in any era.
>>16556753CINEMA
slap a new coat of paint on the auditorium but the Hammerstein still looks like it's held together with ghosts and tape behind the scenes
This is racist!!!!!!!
>>16556761'fraid so
creeps and liars bros
>>16556767also darby
Renee's soft, saggy, mommy milkers
I love this lil niggaI'm in a platonic state of love with lil niggaI'd take a bullet for lil nigga
kek what a merry christmas
Only one N word allowed in at a time.
This guys is not that good.
Neenee was looking yummy wummy as usual
>>16556764Oh I have Sling too. Didn't think about getting it from there but that's probably a good choice. I hope there's a decent discount when they're on Max because $50 is a lot of money.
>>16556767He is the only man alive the can make a pink fluffy temu jacket look cool
This will be a great match
>>16556778>>16556777>>16556775BASED
ah AH>>16556782made for nursing handjobs
>>16556726this tranny whore still has the punk post pinned at top of her profile LMAO
ngl I'm becoming a mark for Ricochet
holy shit excalibur stfu go home
>What nerds are throwing streamers?>it's toilet paper>mfw
Ricochet has gotten over with me
>>16556782she's a qt and a hottie
based Darby playing the mind games on Ricoshit
>>16556792>WHY IS THE ANNOUNCER TALKING REEEu ok rn?
>>16556783I know. I'm splurging myself as a holiday gift but I'll be happy once it's cheaper on Max
Nobody is going to say night night creeps and liars?
Holy shit Excaliburs voice is so blown out.
>>16556774I've heard a bunch of guys called "next Rey Mysterio" but Allin is the only one that works for me and no one else is close.
>>16556802he's sick and he sounds like shit, more so than usual
Finally Darby gets to wrestle someone his own size.
>>16556807Allin is more Jeff Hardy but better IMO
Watch WWE
Oh fuck Black Mask on Peacemaker S2
>>16556807honestly Ricochet is probably the closest, he's a capeshit loving dork just like Rey too
>>16556817no ty
>>16556817Wtf is this real?
>>16556817Nah I'm good
>"We stopped using Parties by Payton because she's haunted by some kind of fucking demon made out out post-it notes.">"4/10 would not use again"
>>16556820kek basedneed meltzer behind him tho
>>16556819rey did it before capeshit was a thing because he's cool. darby is cool too. that's the x factor here imo
>>16556761Let's be honest OceanSpreay could take a massive shit in the ring and Meltzer would give him 5 stars
>>16556817What AI is this?
Hammer Steen
>>16556833grok from twittter, it's free
kenny is an artist. will is just ridiculously athletic and a wrestling nerd.
>>16556807You can compare him to Rey some folks have compared him to Jeff Hardy but in spirit hes AEWs Sting. I was saying that way back when he took on Cody for the first time and made me instantly say "This is gonna be the guy"
>>16556830only because he deserved it
>>16556833AI2n0w mk. h3-ad
anybody know what the standings in the c2 are? who is leading from each side?
The people turning on Rico has been quite the spectacle
>>16556836Hammer Shtayn>>16556840they're both all of those things
>>16556841in terms of aura he's rey. the coolest alt guy since jeff. in character he's sting. but aura is the main thing in wrestling.
>>16556854put the trip back on Kumquat
FUCK
>>16556854Rico has turned me from a hater to a fan. He blocked he on twitter years ago for making fun of his butthole diddling.
>>16556854They love to hate him. He's the Joker baby.
HE'S WRAPPED UP LIKE A PRESENT AND WAITING TO BE DELIVERED THROUGH THE TABLE JUST FUCKING DO IT AUGUSTUS PINOCHET
>>16556864Samantha is quite penisless I'm afraid
>>16556867>Darby's 3rd 20 minute television match in a week>got absolutely sawdusted every fucking time
>>16556854wrestling fans turn on everyone sooner or later
>terlet paper everywhere
perfect table spot
Damn
>>16556873...the fuck siri why was that the auto correct
>>16556874sad titties
God damn that 630 was clean
based rico
Darby has died once again. Rest in power.
that was rad as fuck
>>16556875nasa needs to study lil nigga and use his dna to make new space age materials also holy fuck rico
>>16556851Fletcher is clearly leading blue, Gold league depends on this match IIRC.
>>16556847Like you deserve a kick in the nuts, but there is nothing there to kick
clean as hell
>the crowd is throwing charmin so ricochet can stop being a shitter
Is that not a dq?
scientists are saying this is the greatest televised episode of wrestling in all of recorded human history
>>16556891>"We've made this black box out of Darby's DNA. It's nigh indestructible but still feels pain.">"What does that mean?">"Well, listen.">turns on the black box>"FUCKING CRASH YOU BITCH DO IT DO IT JUST CRASH THE SPACESHIP YOU ABSOLUTE TURBO FA--">"See."
>>16556903Big if true
>>16556900nah he didn’t directly hit him with a weapon
>>16556897that is the implication, yes
>>16556903fraid so
>>16556903>FUCKING MELTZER STARS>HOW DO THEY WORK
>>16556905Meds.
Whoa gwuys, somebody could swlip and rweally hurt themselves on all that twoilet pwaper
>>16556900you're not allowed to hit your opponent with foreign objects, but you can hit foreign objects with your opponent
>>16556892guess that means the finals is gonna be Fletcher Ospreay
god dammit they’re somehow gonna make me like ricochet aren’t they
feels like ricochet finally found his groove in aew not just character wise but in the ring.
>>16556903>retards are saying this is the greatest televised episode of wrestling in all of recorded human history
>>16556918Cool it with the anti-semitism.
>>16556918Fuck off sour BITCH
>>16556918nobody likes you sour boy
>>16556918You are the WORST CHARACTER Sourboy
>>16556903I heard this as well.
>>16556918God I hate you Sour Boy
>>16556927>How do we make this guy more popular?>Turn him heelIt's just that easy
>>16556918Just the shittiest fucking character
tonights bangers are making me want weight classes heavy is meat fucks meating out like will and brodyjr kino like darbs and rickythis formula works in japan for a reason
>double code red kickout???????????
I once tried watching wrestling high and had to walk away from the room. It looked too real
>>16556940It works for me most of the time, if I hate someone as a face I like them as a heel. The Bucks, Hangman, Swerve and many others never really hit for me until they started working heel.
>>16556918Charmin has a note that you can't use it Sour Boy because it can't promise to wipe such a piece of shit off any object
>>16556929Yes WWE drones are hate watching
>>16556903Yeah, heard this too
>>16556942ricky sucks tho
>>16556945I'm high right now and it looks normal
I know the meme is "what's the story" but AEW is honestly at its best when there's no story.
>THE BUTT IS SO CLOSE>SO CLOSE
>>16556945I always watch wrestling high specifically for that reason. You're supposed to watch wrestling inebriated.
>>16556918Machine Gun ever thinking this was funny was the real Red Flag he'd gone totally overboard on the booze
>>16556945Lightweight. I did shrooms at three different AEW shows this year.
>>16556945Most of the damage is real, or is damaging in a different safer way.
Tony Khan had a great Christmas
>>16556949Awww little buddy is seething instead of watching. What is wrong did you not get that Elite dildo for Christmas?
>>16556945you need the right strain to smoke and watch grapshigh cbd mid thc is key
>>16556955I already miss Danielson, I hope he works at least one match next year.
>>16556945watching PWG while high 13 years ago cured me of being an E-dronetrue story
>>16556957you're locked in a hotel room with Doc Gallows and Rocky Romero for 12 hours a day you'd probably come up with anything too
bruh
right guy won
darby nooooooooE L I M I N A T E D
You know this match was fucking great. I'm glad I am watching tonight.
>>16556965were guarnteed a Mox/Bryan runback when Mox drops the title
welp that was fuckin kino as fuck
>>16556963>Elite DildoBut enough about your dad
glad to see Ric'O has found his groove
The ring is not a bathroom.
Ricochet should be gloating at the fans
Ric getting some real heat
who is leading in the blue league?
hope he does his stupid laugh more now. build up the hate.
gotta love the Sheaster baby!YA JUST GOTTA
did anyone expect Ricochet to be the finals, i thought he was gonna be the jobber role like Kommander
>>16556978I never thought I'd be a Ricochet fan but here we are
>99% chance Komander losesSO THERE'S STILL A CHANCE
>Alex...Kommander......merry christmas
>"IF YOU TRY TO PIN SOMEONE DON'T DO IT WITH FIVE SECONDS LEFT."wise words Darby
>>16556977Projecting your fantasy isn't unhealthy,
ricochet vs claudio orricochet vs ospreayhmmmm
Lets goooooo Kummander
Looks like Komander has new gear? At least to the ring. That should happen as you move up the ladder. Wrestling is also pageantry
>>16556983he did, watch the damn show>>16556987he was doing it outside the ring after he won
>>16556992i liked that swerve showed up just to bully him
>one of the only champions in the entire tournament>lost every single matchhuh?
why does Tony pay that Alex guy? he is cringe as fuck and will never ever be over with anyone. Fucking pointless, unironically the shittiest manager in wrestling.
>>16556997>ricochet vs ospreayI'm tired boss
hate that bandido got injured againwe need that top lucha guykomander is dope but hes not him
Jay's promos should be simple, short, and straight to the point. That was good.
>>16557005This is his first match in the tournament as a champ
merry xmas bros
>>16557005Its like with College Football stars that put up 60 points every game but then get mogged in the pros
>>16557005You don't even know when he won that belt, do you ?
>>16557006He's the head Spanish translator and on the Spanish announce team IIRC.
>>16556997nah it’s different this year. the winner of each league faces the runner up from the other league.
>>16557013>xmas
>>16557013>merry xmasThis isn't a WWE thread. We say CHRISTMAS here in AEW
>>16557007it's a rivalry that will stand the test of time, like Ospreay and Takeshita, or Ospreay and Fletcher, or Ospreay and Omega, or Ospreay and other ospreays
>>16557012>>16557016Cope
>>16557017With Serpentico and Luthor right?
Decided to make this. Will not elaborate further.
>>16557001think Raven talked about this in depth in one of those ol ROH shoot interviews, saying that wrestlers should invest in and present themselves as stars
>>16557026Serpentico and Angelico
>>16557023based
>>16557025So you dont' know
>>16557027>Charmander >Kommander
>>16557023sorry mate it was just a bitta laziness merry christmas
For the people who regularly watch AEW, does World's End look like it will be a good show? Worth the money?
>>16557022>>16557023Spelling it Xmas predates Christmas by several centuries.
so has the hologram experiment ended?
I think the phlegm makes Ex sound sexier
>>16557037The world is going to end
I am the Klit Kommander!
>>16557037AEW ppv's have a very high batting average so to speak, they usually deliver
>>16557038When your time on earth is over, enjoy nothing.
>>16557037based on the card i think no.... but im a schizo who believes shane mcmahon will be there so yes
wait if claudio loses and he has 9 points then what happens between him and ospreay?
What time is the PLE this weekend?
>>16557046WE LOVE THIS MONKEY
>>16557037>does World's End look like it will be a good show? it looks like it will be a great show>Worth the money?definitely
>>16557042Hologram isn't real
>>16557052they're damned to play a match of Uno to decide
>>16557037>does World's End look like it will be a good show?Only in the hope that it will finally end this fucking MJF/Cole feud and hopefully lead to the end of the ratings killers Death Riders shit.
Cope
>>16557042he's recovering from injury, he'd probably be in the c2
>>16557037It's 4 hours of professional wrestling guaranteed. For some, that's the only thing that matters
>>16557037aew usually always delivers with their ppvs. i dont pay tho. i do have max tho and i cant wait to watch them there next year.
>>16557054>PLE Fedbots go homeu
>>16557042injuryhe should be back after worlds end
>>16557042>*angry dial-up noises*
>>16557052Penalty shooout
>>16557052Best 2 out of 3 in Crossfire
>>16557052isn't the tie breaker their head to head?
>"Look at this kid fight back!">Ethered by a European Uppercutoh you Tony
>>16557070based holonigga
>>16557061merry chi-rhomas
>>16557046The Klit is very real. The female orgasm, now that's the myth.
>>16557060>MJF/ColeThat's the kind of stuff that turned me off from AEW. The roster is great, but some of these storylines make Dynamite really hard to watch. I'm loving the show tonight though because there's no stories.
>>16557070TK should make the dial up noise the intro drop to Hologram's music. It would pop him huge. He defo knows.
>>16557070i miss hologod so much bros
https://x.com/KXNGAO/status/1872096779631747186fucking kek
I can see Kommander's underwear
>>16557063>48 including the pre-show and the scrum, and I'll be here for it
>>16557037I heard Kenny Omega is coming back at Worlds End but something tells me they are bringing him too early if they do that. They need to treat Kenny like Roman when he comes back
Why is Okada automatically stripped on the title for this tournament if he held it for a year and kept winning?Why isn't he automatically in the finals as the reigning champion?
>>16557052Whoever won their match against each other wins.
>ran into the post like Evil Unofucking hell
>>16557079Stories are fucking gay
>BALD BALD BALD BALD
>>16557072Nah best 2/3 in Yugioh Edison format
>>16557057but he CAN hurt you
>>16557084Hammerstein Christmas needs to happen every year. If Tony doesn't book it next year I'm gonna find his jet and piss in the gas tank.
yambag city
I scanned the QR code and Hologram showed up
>>16557084based Hammerstein smarks
>exclusively on YouTubelolwut happened to triller
>>16557088ask Tony
>Darby got his revenge
kek based lil nigga looking out for his manlet BROTHER
Based Darby told Kommander that Creeps and Liars need to be stopped at any cost
CHEKHOV'S KNUCKS
deep Darby Allin lore
ayo, kommander!!
BASEDFUCK ALL CHIKARA FAGGOTS
kek based
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BASED
kek based Komander on a roll since Final Battle
>tfw this would have been Juice's big moment.
ABSOLUTELY BASED
I wish Shafir would Death Rider me
JUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY
KOMMANDER BROS WE GOT A WIN
fucking based
gotdam marina btfod kommander there lmao
>>16557117>>16557117>>16557117>>16557117NEEEEEEEEEW
It's Wheeler Yuter!
KING SWITCH
>>16557121Roddy plz
>Darby gets Kommander a win but it causes him to get jumped >Why didn't Darby help Kommander?
Jay Tan
>>16557101Agreed. Go back to Arlington residence for pre-All In again, then NYC residence in Dec for Xmas season TV. Max comfy level.
It's really bugging me that we don't see the belt anymore
>>16557144that's the heat brother
hangmans fuckin huge
>>16557144You don't deserve it
It's the bluesky wrestler, Adam Page!
Money on them tiddies
>>16557163hanger is a based ows / bernie bro lefty, unlike phil the neoliberal globalist
Benjamin has the best super kicks
Okada is the perfect gentleman
this first hour of dynamite was fire
