Randy in Evolution vibes
Gay porn star vibes desu
>>16557517shame he doesnt work out like randy did
>>16557517shame he’s Australian
>>16557880He's unironically twice the athlete Rando was, doesn't have the twink magic though to be fair
>>16557890How is he twice the athlete? Because he does more flipz?
>>16557889Australians are actually the most powerful race.
>>16557517Randy Orton gay porn parody vibes
>>16557894Yes
>>16557894>How is he twice the athlete?tallerfasterstrongermore handsomebigger dicketc.
>>16557517randy in OVW vibes
>>16557894no but rando couldn't flip to save his life, his entire career is just peacocking to closet case wwe fans and being sexynever had a legendary match in his entire career despite being the always there guy
>>16557908lol
>>16557902damn the troon brigade out in xmas>>16557890i have a feeling that dimeless mark davis is the michaels afraid so
>>16557911what are his great matches?
>>16557926>yeah well WHAT ABOUT THE TRANNIES FROM MY FANTASIES HUH DIDJA EVER THINKA THATgrim
>>16557929erm he was literally in the greatest wrestling match ever dumdum
>>16557932im sorry your randy from wish wont ever get over or draw a single dime bro
>>16557894He's way more powerful and graceful than Randy
>>16557951I'm sorry that your parents were first cousins and that your mother's abortion didn't take.
>>16557517He looks like flea but with less tattoos less talent and gay
>>16558147turn your monitor on
>>16557880He works really hard on his body. His instagram is nothing but documenting his bulking/cutting progress. He just stopped bulking.He's one of the few guys who has something of a clue. He's just shoot 6'4'' so he'll always be kind of gangly like pre-orc Orton.
>>16557517Maybe if he sat on the couch eating bangers and mash or spotted dick for six months
>>16557894Fletcher isn’t a flippy shitter
>>16558147CAN'T STOP ADDICTED TO THE SHINDIG
>>16558183You're right he's just a shitter
>>16557527Ok how you know?
>>16559108youre righthes just a shitter
>>16557890And he'll never be half the worker Randy is
>>16559125I watch a lot of gay porn
>>16559141Fair enough.
>>16557527Lol this.
Aewtards found another dimeless loser to pretend is the next big thing? Remember action andretti kek
>>16557908Randall has the greatest dropkick in pro wrestling history
to think that aew troons have to resort to this kyle dude as their top star is so fucking sad, really scraping bottom of the barrel with this, id respect more if it was taven or big bill but alas
>>16557908he had a legendary match against Foley and has had amazing matches against Cena
>>16557907This. And already Randy approved
>>16557517honestly if this was my appearance doused in olive oil I'd expect Mike Adriano to show up and kill my push
>>16559272
>>16559272Okada clears
>>16559685nah randy standing drop kick > ocody step jump dropkicktruth hurts i know
He looks ridiculous. Surely AEW's 15th attempt at building up muh new star will be a success.
>>16559690'Fraid notI'd say Randy's dropkick isn't even top 10. Top 20 though.
>>16559694Like most other "who does the move the best" competitions in pro wrestling, Orton needs to line up behind like 15 JapsI don't like it any more than you do but our boys need to work a little harder is all
>>16559694>>16559695weeb bias lol, you wanna be japanese that bad huh
>>16559699Post some Orton dropkick webms, let's see them side by side
>>16559704dont need, cus its undisputed since forever
>>16559699There are just a lot of great Jap dropkicks, anon. It is what it is. Like 15 awesome ones immediately pop into my head at once. I really liked Kobashi's missile dropkick before he fucked his knees but obviously misawa's as Tiger Mask 2 was the best. Suzuki's one legged dropkick, Kikuchi's cool flipping dropkick. There are just a ton of them.I agree Randy's deserves to be up there with the greats but it sounds like you're the one with the bias.Also Randy is still a "new guy" to wrestling in my head because I've actually been watching "since forever" so you must be a zoomer without a lot of context or something.
>>16559707E-drones really think this is an argument lol
>>16559721no faggot, randy does it with ease while the japs need to clench their ass with an extra step to make the jump wow so impressive lol
>>16559730>while the japs need to clench their ass with an extra step to make the jumpYou've got a weird turn of mind, anon. I'm going to leave now.
>HURRRRR Randy was never that athletic>*military presses and then dropsaults you at 6'5" in you're path*
>>16559779I never said Randy was never athletic. I said Kyle was more athletic and better in every way.
>>16559789if you compare him to randy past the age of 32, sure
>>16557517yes if Orton was a total faggot and not a chad who fucked all the ring rats and then divorced latina wives
>>16559779He's still wearing hotpants here, anon.I loved Randy when he first debuted and I thought he was really going to be something.The truth is, once he got injured, did the injury report gimmick, then joined Evolution, he more or less stopped trying hard.He's coasted more than anyone in his entire career to my knowledge.You won't find clips like this of Orton late in his career because he almost never puts in this kind of effort. He became Rest Hold Randy very quickly, before he even reached his physical prime. It used to piss me off but now I just find his career a disappointment -- he should've been THE top guy of WWE, over Cena even, but he didn't give a shit and just wanted to cash his check.
>>16559796No, I'm comparing him to Randy at any time. Kyle is stronger, faster, smarter, and didn't go AWOL like a bitch.
>>16559789nah. you're saying you would suck Kyle's cock like the faggot you are. I bet you want his cock, you gay faggot. going in and out of your small mouth, gagging and slopping all over his cock. you gay faggot.
>>16557517one milly is a mysteryon a show that no one seesratings dropping yearly
>>16559810only one i can give you there is faster since kyle is a smaller guy. the rest is you just not liking how randy wrestles
>>16559822>ratings dropping yearlythis is also true of WWE every single year since 2000
>>16559825>kyle is a smaller guyHe literally mogs Randy you fucking moron.
>>16559803i don't give a fuck about your blog. i posted proof that randy was really athletic. kyle will become old and sawdusted and not able to do anything too
>>16559834Retard, my point is that Randy stopped trying long before he got sawdusted. He probably got horrible advice in Evolution from Flair and Gaitch who told him he was "doing too much" or something in an effort to keep him down, to be fair. But still, he went from "could possibly be the greatest of all time" to "a very good wrestler" in no time and he kept getting lazier and lazier every year.
>>16557908literally top 5 salesmen of all time in wrestling history you fucking mark
>>16559694>>16559695Weebs are fucking retarded and gay as usual.
>>16559810Kyle is a dyel twink lmao. Get his micropenis out of your mouth.
>>16557894Fletcher doesn't even flip.
>>16557517I'm not getting on the Fletcher bandwagon until they drop the Protostar nickname. Simple as.
>>16557517His only problem is his voice is fucking irritating to listen to. And it's not even the accent, Jay White's voice doesn't grate on your nerves like Fletcher's.
>>16557890>He's unironically twice the athlete Rando was,lmao
>>16559803>Muh randy didn't work rate or eat enough real glass™ so I'll call him lazy in my tirade written with Cheetos dust fingers
>>16559803>coastedSo he's actually smart
>>16559141What else do you watch?
>>16560873AEW.
>>16557527that's what he said
>>16560890You're not a total lost case then anon
