>>16565784yeah, the card to not watch
>>16565784I actually bought this PPV on Wednesday. I've never bought an AEW PPV before, and maybe it seems like a weird time to start, but I happened to watch the Hammerstein episodes of Collision and Dynamite and I thought they were really good, and they actually did a great job of making me want to see the big matches on this show.
>>16565784Feels like Tony forgot to book 1/3 of the cars 2bh>No Swerve>No Bobbo>No tag titles (can't even remember the champs)>No TNT title >No Women's title
>>16565793Member the trios titles????
>>16565790Tony, you don't have to debase yourself like this. Posting here is pathetic, don't you have a marketing team?
>>16565784>only 7 matches instead of 12Tony is malfunctioning
>>16565793>>No Women's titleare you blind or just stupid?
wowowow!
>>16565813I knew when I was posting it people would think I'm trolling. I'm just really into wrestling right now, and AEW put on two episodes in a row that I thought were good.
Billy wins the belt, Fletcher beats him in Australia for it
>WORLD TITLE MATCH inludes 4 of the most dimeless shitters in wrestling>mjf adam cole for the millionth time for a fucking mark replacement ring with no heat>the former ACE of NJPW and the longest reigning world champ they ever had vs a WWE jobber>another boring mercedes match>and another dimeless womemes matchFucking lol. The absoilute STATE of this company and tbqh this actually one of the better PPV cards they've had for a while so I'm not even completely shitting on them. At least Kyle Fletcher has size and looks tough and they've tried to generate some heat with him and Will. Hobbs and Takeshita actually look like grown men and don't do flip every 30 seconds. A WWE house show on the same night is outdrawing this btw.
I'll take one Hanger win please.
>>16565804No I literally can't. Does the BBG still have them?
>>16565836>>mjf adam cole for the millionth time for a fucking mark replacement ring with no heatIsn't this their second match
>>16565832Okader is winning, turning face.
>>16565804Damn. I honest to God have no idea who even was the last team to hold them, let alone who the current champions are.
>>16565784More like Company Ends
>>16565784Filler PPV
>>16565804those were only created so the elite could have something to jack off to
>>16565818you know he's going to add 4 youtube pre show matches on saturday afternoon. one of them will probably feature brian cage
>>16565784They should rename this to the Meltzer Masturbation Marathon PPV
>>16566078Dont give Tony any ideas
>>16565784Every match on this card looks based.Even MJF/Cole. The build for thier feud has been absolute ass but they always seem to put on a good show in the ring at least.Very nice line up
>>16566146No, he's a thigh slapping faggot.
>>16566152That’s everyone with a superkick
holy fuck, this guy must be a badass, only badasses make this facial expression!
>>16565784Way better card than last year's.Even though Cage vs Cope was pretty based.
>>16566173George The Alcoholic Steele
>>16566163He's the most egregious
>>16566173Duke the Dumpster Moxley
>>16565784Rosa is back???
>>16565784Might be the most stacked card of all time.
Only 7 matches?
>>16566195Where you been
need Ricoshit to have a "aHA" moment during his match
>>16566202CC final makes it 8. So far.
>>16565784Okada/Ospreay is the best and most likely finals outcomeLooks like a really good show unironically.
>>16565784By far the most boring card they've ever had holy shitNot a single interesting match or story going into it
Drones can fud all they want, but the card is incredible for a "filler ppv" and we all know it will be a great show. Thanks again tonester!
>>16566347>incredibleTone it down a tad.
>>16566264retard
SOON
>>16566205Not watching AEW lmao
>>16566391You're really pumped for Ambrose vs Orange Cassidy again? kek
Mariah vs thunder mudshow is the real main event
>all this just to keep the belt on OkadaYeah, that's TK kinda booking.
>>16565784Is the person Sasha is wrestling biologically male?
>>16566611Porn has permafried your brain
>Mox (c) vs. Hangman vs. OC vs. Jay for the AEW World titleA nice collection of talent but I'm just not interested in what's happening. I'm suffering serious stable fatigue since AEW refuses to make a decision on who are the big bads of the company. First Undisputed Kingdom, then The nuElite, and now Death Riders. Also how they present them is supposed to be "shocking and brutal" but they do stuff that isn't necessarily out there for a company like AEW. Either way it's just another bump in the road until Darby gets the title, I hope to God they don't drag this shit out until All In Texas. Mox retains.>Mariah May (c) vs. Thunder Rosa for the AEW Women's World title in a Tijuana Street FightI forgot Rosa was even in this company, but considering Toni got moved to ROH i bet that May drops the belt tonight. That politicking bitch Rosa wins.>Mercedes (c) vs. Statlander for the TBS titleTheir match at Full Gear was great so I'm expecting another decent showing, I just wish they had a stipulation but I guess Mone is a bit too chickenshit for that. Mone retains.>MJF (c) vs. Adam Cole for the Dynamite Diamond RingThis feud is fucking awful. From an endearing bromance that main evented the first All In in front of 70k+ people, to botching a heel turn and new group due to stubborn booking, to immediately throwing all that out the window and reversing the roles in a way that goes against the entire context of the story so far. It's one of the rare few times that the audience's suspension of disbelief has been grounded and they've rarely bit, which is good. Also I doubt Cole is going to win since the DDR is basically a part of MJF's entire gimmick and I can't think of anything he can do with it other than retire it. MJF wins, I hope they abandon this feud afterwards.>Takeshita (c) vs. Hobbs for the AEW Int. titleHobbs is fresh from injury and AEW is alergic to big guys. Takeshita retains.>Okada (c) vs. Ospreay for the Continental titleOSPREAYWINSLOLSmall card, huh?
>>16567392>OSPREAYWINSLOLI think he’s taking it too but Ospreay’s entire run so far has been losing big matches. It’s clear he’s not some guy who just wins all the time.
>>16566202I think they are giving Mercedes and Statlander close to an hour, or time limit drawing.They were the best female match AEW has had last time and there was a thing recently pointing out it was the longest woman's match at only 18 minutes.
>>16565784When did Hobbs vs Takeshita get added? Hobbs hasn't even been on Dynamite since he returned in a forgettable trios match.Fucking awful card.
>>16566173I can't even look at this guy anymore. He used to be my favourite wrestler but this bizarre midlife crisis rough guy gimmick is worse than Jericho's worst shit. What's his motivation to begin with? He wants to make the roster hungry? Why doesn't he beat up the management who are the ones responsible for all the shit he complains about? Why is he trying to murder people with mysterious chemicals? Why does he move around like someone with severe autism?
>>16565784This is the card? Yikes.
>>16565784What a grim card
>>16567392>Their match at Full Gear was greatThe build up was retarded and this rematch has no build up at all. It's just a match for the sake of it, a cold match. Tony loves doing this. Meltzer says a match was good so he runs it back cold for no other reason.
>>16566611Looks like one
>>16566173This guy scary lookin
>>16566173I think I gave this guy $10 at the bus stop the other day, what's he doing on a wrestling show?
It'd be nice to have a restrained 8 match PPV for once but I full expect TK to announce 2 more matches within the next day.
Sooo can they drop the trios belts or nah?
my goat coming home
>>16565784I want Okada to do to Ricochet what he did to Kaito
>>16565784Only 7 matches? WtF is this!!! Tony lacking
>>16567774but the match was good which is what he said.It’s a midcard women’s match. I wouldn’t think too much about it for story. As a match it will likely deliver.
>>16567795He'd suck the skin of your dick in a San Franciscopark bathroom
>>16565784>comedy goof in the main event scenedead fed
>>16565784Its become like WWE, you can predict every match on the card.
>>16565784Horrifying.
>>16565784>7 matchesSolid card. Can't wait for Tony to add another 6 matches in the next 48 hours so everyone who wants a PPV pay day stays happy.
>>16565784I forgot that the C2 is ultimately for a midcard belt.
>Live from Orlando>Tijuana street fightMake it make sense.
>>16567976Give us your predictions then
>>16567849It a cold match happening for no reason other to do the same shit again for diminishing returns. That's not good. Wow they did moves well for nearly 20 minutes, imagine if you gave people a reason to care!
>>16568855Go watch a soap opera nigga.It’s tits wrestling well in the midcard. You don’t really need more than that in women’s wrestling.
Does the C2 still have a 20 minute time limit and is the final on the same card or a later date?
>>16568921>Stop having standards, it's good that the shows make no sense and provide no incentive to watch them!Touch grass
>>16568922The final is on the same card, yeah.and both semis last year went over 20 minutes I assume there's no time limit.
>>16570718The problem is when you raise your standards to divisions which almost never meet them to begin with because they are midcard divisions midcard women divisions at that with much less spotlight and time for showcase. Hell, the big deal with this match is that it’s coming off the longest women’s match in the company’s history and THAT doesn’t even clock in at 20 mins.You are getting a good match, a match built on the quality and back and forth of the last. They don’t need to be fighting over a guy to make people give a shit.
>>16565784Grimola
pissant company
>ijuana Street FightFucking clowns.
>>16573666checked trips of truth, these dipshits fucked up their own poster kek
>>16573666Satan goes over
>>16565784AEW's December to Dismember
>>16573666Dozens of AEW staff would have looked at this poster and not a single one realized this mistake before Tony gave it the ok. This kind of shit is part of the reason AEW is like it is. No one is paying any attention to the details so it comes across as second rate.
>>16565784This is the card that can't even draw 7k
>>16573804theyre dumb cunts anon, please understand
>>16573666SLOPPY SHOP
>>16566173What is this look trying to convey? Constipation?
>>16565784so the champion is included in the tournament for his title? what if he got eliminated early on, he would just have to forfeit the belt to the winner without being involved in the finals?
bill goat finna pop 2 fivers in one night
>>16565784I know Hangman will be the one to get pinned but Tony could throw a curveball here and have him win the title. I'm fucking tired of Mox and the Death Riders.
>>16567723This is totally what is happening. The lack of overbloating the card almost confirms it. 40 minutes at minimum.
>>16574414>hangman if you need a friend, I got your back>cd gets ko'd>death riders, bullet club Gold and conglomeration fill the ring>Kenny comes back to save his hangman>wins the belt and we pretend this death rider stuff never happened I'd mark
>>16574003Basically.It’s an interesting character development scenario whenever it happens at least. Being a round robin means they are still fighting but cucked out of fighting as champion. The Champion will also be marked as the favorite so it becomes a bigger deal when he is beaten through the tournament.This is also a decent way to build contendership for the belt through the year. Like If the champion loses the title through elimination but won his CC match against the winner of the entire tournament.
>>16574473That would save the PPV for me ngl
>>16565818There are 8 matches on the card. You're forgetting the CC final which is the winner of Okada/Ricoshit and Ospreay/Fletcher
