Have you ever got called out by a wrestler at a show?
>>16567626no one would be afraid of that midge
>>16567626Not me but the dude next to me shouted "ONE MAN BAND" at Heath Slater the day Jinder and Drew were released and I'll never forget him replying "it's a lot of pressure, man" in a very defeated tone.Shit was depressing.
>>16567626No but I got roasted by a standup comedian once and everyone was laughing.
>>16567664What did he say about you?
One reason I’m so happy to see AEW fail is Eddie Kingston. He mocked me, straight up mocked me, as a fan. I was at a Chikara show once (one of maybe 40 people there so why would he attack me and run me off???) and Eddie Kingston was wrestling.I’m sitting there eating some nachos and suddenly I get startled/spooked by a loud noise and spill some of the nachos on me. Then Eddie Kingston comes out and says “ey yo what’s good cheesy tits?” Absolutely asshole and I wish only the worst for him. Fat fuckin Mexican bastard, and he had the gall to mock my weight. Insanity. So of course he fits in perfectly in AEW I suppose.
>>16567649yes you would
>>16567805Don’t respond to the Domfag
>>16567626>Bringing a dog to a wrestling showDo Americans really?
>>16567807Kamala lost
>>16567671I was there with my mom and he goes “hey buddy is that your mom?” And I say “yes” and he goes “MILF ALERT! Buddy, how did a hottie like your mom give birth to you?” And even my mom laughed at that.
>>16567823You should’ve knocked your mom out and tell her afterwards it was because she laughed at you
>>16567626>Went to a Dynamite/Rampage taping about a year>Got to see a 2/3 Falls Match between Mystico and Rocky Romero>mfw I'm a Rocky mark>brawl spills to the outside, Rocky's getting the heat>"Yeah, kick his ass Rocky">"SHUT YO BITCH AZZ UP AND SIT DOWN">People started laughing at me :'(It was pretty based NGL
>>16567823Is your mom really a milf? Is there anyone she looks like so i can get an idea? Please anon chan
>>16567820>iPhone baby Good morning sir!
>>16567626>dog barks backKek what a badd ass
>>16567671He was cracking on me for looking young, he was like how'd you get in here there's no way you're 21 (I was 22) I tried saying something back but he had the mic and talked over me saying more funny stuff about me not supposed to be there. Only went on for about a minute and a half but felt like eternity with everybody looking at me and laughing
>>16567900Why didn’t you start throwing punches?
>>16567799kek i entered this thread for this and was not dissapointed
>>16567820>Mom, I posted it again.
>>16567913It was a chill comedy show and it was like the 6pm early opener for a band I like. If it was a wrestling show and he got in my face I might've tried something like that guy who slapped Eddie Edwards the other day, but the guy was just doing fun crowd work.
>>16567852You should’ve knocked him out and said who’s the bitch now
>>16567626That doggo was shoot shook
>>16567649He'd shoot spear you so hard your anus would prolapse
>>16567988they gotta do a camera cut every time he does one because they're weaker than a newborn kitten
>>16567873
>>16567988>He'd shoot spear you so hard your anus would prolapse
>>16567626First indy show I went to I was sitting front row and this female wrestler came out to the ring with a giant flask that had all these diamonds and stones set in it, she put it in her corner and then a few minutes in does the bit where the feel rolls out of the ring to slow the match down. She went and grabbed her flask and took a sip from it and as she walked past so I held out my cup and asked her to top me up, she looked over at her shoulder at me and kinda sneered. Was pretty hot.
>>16568149Saaaaaaar!!!!
>>16567813Better than gun I suppose
>>16567626Angelo Parker of 2.0 cut a promo on me after I heckled him at an indie show, in 2018 or something. ngl, I can be a pretty loud drunk when I want to but he genuinely shut my ass down.
