No....not like this.....
>>16569274>I know gaped-fu.
>>16569313
>>16569274Why?
>>16569274>"If you get raped in the matrix, you get raped in real life?"
>>16569641the mind can't cope with a torn anus
>>16569516>No one makes it out of the alley on their first try
>>16569654GIWTWM
>>16569654Great dedication here, down to Jerome holding a chicken leg while looking at Nash's
>>16569274>GEORDI>KEVIN R. NASH ANUS STATUS, NOW.
>you hear that Mr. Nash?::hip hop music plays in the distance::>that is the sound of inevitability
>>16569274For real?
not laughing now, is he?
>>16569274>Nash chose the blue pill.
>>16569274Is he really?
>>16569274is he really?
>>16569274lol
>>16569274Is Nash OK?
>>16575556fraid not
not in his no life plans
bumping this to dab on wolfston
MISTER ANDERNASH
>>16577027based
You do not want to see Kev go down this alleyway! Ergo open his sphincter one more time and I'm going to architect a world of painal all over his candyanal! Ergo! Mano a negro! Consensually!
>>16569274For some strange reason I read: Morbious is raping Nash. WTF?
>>16577609A lot of people are raping him. Many people are saying this.
>>16577636Many said this.
>>16577609
>>16578548this one got him all spicy
>>16578548Oh henny, were here.
>>16569299Nash: I thought it wasn't real.>Morpheus: Your mind makes it real.Nash: If you're raped in the matrix, you get gaped here?>Morpheus: The anus cannot live without the mind.
>>16580139hearty kek
>>16569654gem
>Nash knows KWAB-Fu
>>16582384>Tank : Let's do something a little more fun. How about... power bottom training.Nash : KWAB jitsu? I'm gonna learn KWAB jitsu.>[Tank winks and loads the program]Nash : Holy shit!>Tank : Hey Mikey, I think he likes it. How about some more?Nash : Hell, yes. Hell yeah.>Tank : kek what a bitch
>>16582510lol
>>16582510
>>16569274Based Big Morph