How do you respond to this without sounding like a seething obese smelly Smark?
by not responding because who cares what nash thinks about anything
>>16593502I don't speak rape victim so I don't understand what he's saying
>>16593502Failed get bitch
>>16593629BAWK
>>16593502He's right
>>16593502Big Sexy don't miss
That host is dying there
>>16593502It's impossible to do that
>>16593659From balding?
>>16593502you tell me
>>16593502Your son is dead, LOL
>>16593502Even if you only count U.S. matches, Nash never had a MOTY contender and he'd tell you himself that he was lazy in the ring, so why is he seething here? I thought he only cared about making money and miles
>>16593534So do the opposite of what you have done Marky Mark?>>16593922>he never had MOTY contendersThis smark litmus test is the dumbest fag shit in history
>>16593962Sup Wolfie?
>>16593962Kek this triggered pigcrip
>>16593962So if he never wanted to have a good match what does he care? Just comes across as bitter and jealous
I wouldn't say anything. I would listen to what he had to say, which no one did
>>16593502Was he high here?
What exactly is he trying to say? Shit makes no sense.
>>16593502>pretends to be smart>can't even think of a fake name that actually sounds Japanese >also his son is dead because of himKWAB
>>16596310it's a shitty version of saying something like>Honda Suzuki vs Toyota Mitsubishi at the Rice Bowlmaking fun of Japanese wrestling saying it's overrated. Which isn't totally wrong really for some people, but Kevin is a retard and thinks Abu Zago sounds Japanese
>>16593502Who is Hubble?
>>16593534>>16593542>>16593881>>16593922>>16594082>>16596024>>16596310>>16596378>>16596435OP said “ without sounding like a seething obese smelly Smark”.
>>16593502
>>16593502I say "Thank you, Mr. Nash".
>>16593502Kek based
>>16597011
>>16598668This gif is outdated
>>16596435Yeah I got that bit bro. It was the rest that confused me
>>16598836He's mocking smarks who, before the availability of Japanese wrestling on the internet, used to claim that some random match in Japan was their "Match of the Year" and it was always two obscure Japanese wrestlers that people had barely heard of.Sort of like how smarks shit on Hogan as a worker despite him being the world's most popular and top drawing wrestler for about 25 years. Smarks don't understand wrestling
>>16598859Nevermind, I watched it again and it made sense. I just confused when he brought up Oklahoma.
>>16593502>worked in Japan>lived through Japanese companies invading the US>still can't come up with two convincing fake Japanese namesNo wonder he's needed to work from a script his entire life.
>>16598941>Japanese companies invading America When?
>>16598952The 90s had the US worried about Japanese economy overtaking theirs. So brands like Toyota and Honda became household names.I wasn't talking about wrestling.
>>16598976You’re shoot retarded
>>16598794kek true
>>16599040Why?
>>16598976Oh right, I thought you meant a AJPW invasion or something lol
>>16599092AJPW never had any presence in the US. The first thing that should comes to mind (even if it’s still wrong) is NJPW.
>>16599119He’s an obese stinky smark and that other guy was talking about the 90s, so AJPW, his favorite cult, would be the first thing that pops in his mind.
>>16599120I've never watched one single second of any Japanese wrestling, ever.
>>16599142But enough about me.
>>16593502This thread really rustled some people’s jimmies, what gives?
>>16593502Accuse him for being racist against Japanese people and see him shit his old man diapers.
>>16593542how do you understand your mother then?
>>16596277Wine drunk, do you even Nash?
>>16593502those names sound more african than asian to me to be quite honest
I wonder why Nash would pretend VHS didn't exist in the 90s
>>16600041Only 2 people owned puroresu VHSs in the US in the 90s, 99% of the ones who say Yakisoba McSushi vs Tony Muhammad Goldstein Inoki is the greatest match in history never actually watched it, just parroting the 2 people aforementioned.
>>16600035Nash can only think about Africans after that fateful night.
>>16600138huh wat u mean
>>16600138Care to extrapolate?
>>16600107I was a tape trader before 2000 and very few ever cared about Japanese wrestling. It was all American indies and Mexican Lucha
>>16600041The point still stands
This man...was RAPED. fraid so
>>16600312Why do you lie? Genuine question.
>>16600391Failed get BITCH
>>16600392Yes it's impossible somebody might have traded tapes
>>16600640What was she trying to get?
>>16600704The year Nashola was rizzaped but the bitch failed to get it.
>>16600391Kek what a failed get bitch.
>>16593502dumb ass nigga
>>16600640>>16600777I wasn't going for it either. Just randomly posted. fraid so. No sliding.
>>16593502You tell me
>>16593502>"Kevin do you not know what video cameras and video tapes are?"
>>16602620He's a victim, please understand.
>>16593502Was this guy really gangraped?
>>16603191Laughingly so.
>>16603191depending how fucked up he is on drugs and alcohol his story changes one day he was just feeling frisky and was willingthen its I was raped in the summer of 92
>>16603191>>16603299>>16603340Least homosexual and schizophrenic smarks.
>>16593502Did Nash seriously not know about tapes? I suppose he was too busy focusing on rapes
>>16593502You can't, he's right
>>16593502Kek based Nash working chink loving smarks
>>16593502>Thread been up for an entire day>No one presented a sound counter argument >No one responded without sounding like a seething obese smelly smarkDoes that mean Big Sexy won?
>>16604360Afraid so
>>16604360Maybe on planet 92
>>16604360>No one presented a sound counter argument>>16602620
Kurokian Hall works me into a laughing shoot for some reason.
>>16604664>Muh videotapesSee>>16600107
>>16604851But none of that is true, it's schizo headcanon.The tape trading scene was alive and well in the US in the 80s and 90s. Tons of people had access to Japanese wrestling via the magic of television and video tape. Both you and Kevin are raped retards.
>>16604941You’re a hipster zoomer who knows jackshit about the 80s and the 90s. 99% of the OG pretentious smarks never watched anything from all japoo and their overrated bangerinos. They read on newsletters and dirtsheets that they’re heckin’ yummy, so to look like they’re special, they also called these matches they never watched yummy. The past and the present is just the exact same thing, you modern pretentious smarks parrot everything Memetzer says, even when the match is drizzling shit.
>>16593502I call my good friend Tyrese
>>16593502I recall Hulk Hogan having a great technical wrestling match with Abu Zago which was better than the match with Napo Zeno
I whip out my dick and pee on Nash's quads making them explode.
>>16605461You couldn’t be gayer even if you tried your best.
>>16593502Did Nash have a good New Year?
>>16593502thats funny as fug desu
>>16606417Without his boy? fraid not
>>16593502Listen here, Kevin Nash, if that is your real name. I am pleased, nee contented, nee comfortable with the fact that most wrestling is heavily overrated because everyone is a mark for some subjective bullshit.I know, deep in the heart of Texas, that 90% of matches aren't as good as Kevin Steen and El Generico vs. Super Dragon and Excalibur in PWG in like 2004, especially some katakana billboard fuckshit from Kurokian Hall where they threw streamers because a guy landed on his head. I will keep reminding people of this, onward into 2025 and beyond, and it will keep being true, and frankly pathetic, because Super Dragon and Excalibur were nerds in $20 halloween costumes, but they still had better pacing and psychology than half of these marks.
>>16606604You will never touch a pussy
>>16606700Turn your monitor on
>>16593502Thats funny but it really does reek of sour grapes
>>16593502Slap him across the face while laughing my ass off knowing he won’t do shit
>>16593502*bows down*
>>16598662Imagine the smell of that finger
