CM Punk is the biggest fucking gas lighter in Wrestling. Seth is 100% right. Punk took his ball, went home and tried to shit on all the current talent 10 years ago.Him, WWE PR and his dumbass fans are not gonna brainwash these fans and act like he isn't the problem.
Ya true it's very interesting bc it's his cult of personality theme tune that he just talks shit and the ppl eat it up but be real 80% of the fans in the arena didn't listen to the colt podcast where he said he should be on dwayne and cena's level and wwe did nothing but hold him back even tho he was the most pushed dude of the modern era, they didn't listen to his mma interviews where he genuinely thought he'd come in get a few wins get a title shot and then use that fame to springboard to the superstardom he feels he so richly deserves, they don't remember all the shitty b movies and tv shows he did to try to get his foot in the door that nobody cared about, they don't remember the tweets of him attacking wwe constantly like a jealous ex, they don't ask themselves if he loved wrestling so much why didn't he go to ring of honor and help build them like he said he would in the pipe bomb they still can't get over, they don't remember him throwing a hissy fit that young bucks asked him to join aew over text bc that's just too punk rock for old businessesman Phil and they certainly don't remember his promo about coming in to aew to help the younger talent then hogging the belt while injured putting nobody over and leaving because he kept fighting manlets half his size to compensate how hard he got embarrassed in mma. And that ain't even the half of it. Rollins might be right but at the end of the day he's still a dork that should've went to Japan or something for a year to get some credibility instead of being the bootlicking posterboy for the worst years in wwe bc Phil proved you can be the biggest failure of all time and come back bigger than ever because if you look into his eyes you will see the cult of personality
>>16601859Fine speech
>>16601625Yeah, but no one cares because Punk cuts good promos and Seff is a geek.
>>16601859promo's not good
>>16601859Even Hangman can cut a better promo than this.
>>16601625>CM Punk is the biggest gas lighter in wrestlingCool buzzword but the entire business is built on creating a false reality. The term "gas lighter" in regards to pro wrestling is as useful as saying "fake". Yeah everyone knows and agrees and you've added nothing to the convo.
>>16601859damn dis nigga obsessed with punk like he fucked him and then stopped callin no cap
>>16601625>>16601859God damn the promo segment was that good huh to the point it got ya trannies all riled up like this
>>16601625fun fact. After the colt cabana podcast, CM Punk rarely ever talked about WWE. Not even mentioning it on interviews or his commentary work.Fun fact 2. CM Punk never tried to kill WWE, in fact, in the very own Colt Cabana podcast he said he didn't want the podcast to become a bash WWE fest like shoot interviews, which is why he only spoke about his own experiences.fun fact 3. CM Punk willingly decided to not have children, meanwhile Seth had a kid, by accident, as related by Becky herself on her book, and now tries to look himself as a good guy because he abandons said child with her mom while he goes around the world parading like a faggot, bragging about having a kid he didn't choose to havefun fact 4. Netflix called Becky to come back. Netflix would kill to have AJ Lee back. Netflix wanted Punk front and center on the promotional material. However, no one ever called Seth for anything outside this match. If he dissapears tomorrow, Netflix won't even notice.
>>16601903This opinion is completely outdated. You could've gotten away with it a couple years ago when Seff was at the peak of his dancing clown cringe. Punk has been completely outclassed by both Drew and Seth in promos in 2024, the latter 2 coming off as far more genuine while Punk has to rely on crowd ass kissing and sports references. Drew in particular ran circles around him, but even Seth has managed to outpromo him which shows how fraudulent Punk has been compared to his reputation
>>16601625Only Punkcels try to defend his nonsensical promo, everything he said was pretty much lies, trying to victimize himself against le big bad evil vince and then rambling about arrows at the end. Guy was given everything on his first WWE run, end up quitting like a bitch and returned as an even bigger bitch only to become a corporate stooge out of spite against AEW, yet he has the audacity to call Seff the corporate one
>>16601859he didn't return to ring of honor because the paycheck wasn't big enough
>wall of text>258 words before first period and a shitload of commasDid not read
PDS is very real
>>16601625>CM Punk is the biggest fucking gas lighter in Wrestling. Seth is 100% right. Punk took his ball, went home and tried to shit on all the current talent 10 years ago.>Him, WWE PR and his dumbass fans are not gonna brainwash these fans and act like he isn't the problem.
>>16602025Great picrel anon, saved
Imagine still getting worked in 2024
>>16602079>Punk being a narcissist cunt is a work
>>16601625promo's good. unironically all true
>>16602090>I'm not worked!! I'M NOT WORKED!!!worked
>>16601625>"And now he's trying to play victim in a situation he created"These are actual words that left CM Punk's mouth last night. Unless his character is a massive fucking hypocrite with zero self awareness then holy shit
>>16601859This got the Philfags malding
>>16601903>because Punk cuts good promosCM Punk hasn't cut a single good promo by CM Punk standards since he's been back in WWE
>>16601625Just kill yourself already
>>16602004he was given stuff only after he threatened leaving. Proving Vince was a bitch who wouldn't let him go, even though only TNA existed at the time.
>>16602148Was his failed UFC run a work too?
>>16601625I don’t care what this fake fighter says or does because he’s a weak bitch who never won a fight and gets hurt and gassed every time he gets in a ring and he’s a deluded primadonna who thinks he should be a Stone Cold level success while never putting the work in at the gym or being able to function well in a team which is an unavoidable part of pro wrestling. Goofy fucking mentally ill old edge lord fake tough guy with a chip on his shoulder who ought to just shut up and be happy that his mouth made him millions and he fucked a bunch of pretty divas but he’ll never be happy cause he’s a total mess of a man with a dog baby and a suicidal wife but he thinks he’s better than normal happy people who can enjoy a little drink without turning into a degenerate alcohol but he can’t cause straight edge is admitting you’re too weak to even play the game
>Punk took his ball, went home and tried to shit on all the current talent 10 years ago.No he didn't.
>>16601625what's funny is that his comebacks to Seth were basically "yeah I ran away like a bitch and only returned when it was easy"
>>16602215>terminal PDSSad
>>16601625OP walks out of the theatre. He has just seen "looks whos talking". Claims we has gaslit into thinking babies could talk to eachother
>>16602007If he loved the sport, then shouldn’t he humble himself to take a less lucrative paycheck? Oh wait, humble is not a vocabulary for Philly Phil
>>16601625>tried to shit on all the current talent 10 years ago.He shit on the product and booking more so than the talent, and he was largely right about the talent that he did shit on.
>>16602367GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING SAARS
>>16602390Do indians watch a lot of 80s movies with Bruce willis voicing babies or are you just desperate for a cope? Methinks the latter.
>>16602004He lost on PPV for like a year straight, forced himself into being over regardless, gave the PG era its loudest pop and best moment (MITB 2011) and Vince still fucked him over.
>>16602217You're right. He didn't try. He actively did.
>>16601859CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK
>>16602072>be fake tough guy>enter real fight>lose on camera>blame ref like he forgot the finish or somethinglol brock just knew
>>16601859Tony, pls.
Punk is truly the main character of wrestling. No man causes more seething.
>>16602215>never won a fightUnless you count the fight with Jungle bitch and the young bitches ...
>CM Punk is the biggest fucking gas lighter in Wrestling. Seth is 100% right. Punk took his ball, went home and tried to shit on all the current talent 10 years ago.>Him, WWE PR and his dumbass fans are not gonna brainwash these fans and act like he isn't the problem.
>>16601859I ain't reading all that, playa
>>16601625okay clownfart9
>>16601625>>16601859Exactly. Anyone who defends Cuck Man Phail are too brainwashed and stupid to realize it. They buy into the lie Cuck Man tells his fans, but they have a hard time swallowing the truth when it comes to anything Cuck Man has failed to accomplish such as him losing at UFC twice or the fact that he isn't as big as Cena or The Rock no matter how hard he tried, he was never on their level and it showed since he is never asked to star in an A-list movie as some superhero or action star. At the end of the day, Cuck Man Phail is a Phucking joke.
>>16602807A shitty hold that didn't do shit to Bunghole Boy and sucker punching a Young Buck. That is all he did, they weren't fights at all, they barely qualify as scuffles.
don't worry op i gotchu
Seth Rollins did literal softcore gay porn
>>16602807Counting those non-televised fights, where we couldn't see what really went down doesn't count at all. All Cuck Man did was sucker punch Jungle Boy and then they got held back. As for The Young Cucks, we don't have any footage of that fight, but it's safe to assume Cuck Man didn't beat them up. So no, he didn't beat them up.
>>16601625>giving a shit about manufactured dramaJust because it’s true doesn’t make you less of a mark.
>>16601859ayoooo this worked nigga writing novels
>>16603662don't forget pulling his hair. wonder which make a wish MMA camp taught him that move?
>>16603679The weak kind.
>>16603662All reports of the locker room fight had Punk punching a Buck and that was it.
>>16603713Figures. Another cheap shot.
>>16601975Lol
>>16603662>All Cuck Man did was sucker punch Jungle Boy and then they got held back>tranny trying to lie about what happened in the footage when people can just watch it and see what actually happenedI guess when you lie about your gender you're willing to tell any kind of brazen lie, huh?
>>16601859your post is too retarded to read
>>16603852But that's exactly what happened?
>>16604018>But that's exactly what happened?It isn't. The HRT is making you hallucinate again.
>>16603852The only one lying here is yourself. I saw what happened. The fight didn't finish, Cuck Man and Jungle Boy were held back. Cuck Man is only brave if he can sucker punch a guy. Otherwise Cuck Man would have been utterly humiliated in front of everybody had the fight been allowed to finish.
>>16601859
>>16602371>If he loved the sport, then shouldn’t he humble himself to take a less lucrative paycheck?aew in a nutshell
>>16601625Yeah but CM Punk doesn't shits AEW now, therefore he's the best in the world again because I don't like AEW
>>16602021And what your Pederast Desire Syndrome has to do with anything?
It's a work you autistic ass burgers. This is the true power of Punk. And Seth. The kino storytelling is watching the boards do half of the work.
>>16602396Well do you?
>>16602404He was the longest reigning champion until roman reigns. Not having him win the rukbke and get eliminated by kane is not fucking him over. You're deranged
>>16601975None of these are facts.
>>16604026You know there's a video, right? Weall saw it. It's been posted here more than once. He sucker pu ched like the bitch he is, tried a head lock, got broken up. If it went on for even 30 seconds, jungle bitch would be serving a murder charge
>>16604582There's less than 8 people on this board. All it's done is drive people away from wrestling and make them embarrassed to have something in common with the freaks here
>>16604683They're doing a pretty good job even if no one is watching. Freudian AEW reference
>>16601859holy shit, chez cock status ?
>>16603652and yet somehow still more manly than Punk.
>>16601859This anon legitimately sounds autistic. You know, wrestling is fake, right?
>>16604459It's funny watching these CM Punk faggots defend him and fail at it. Did they/them even watch the tape?
>>16605267Not likely. Even if they had, they have to make up this excuse to defend him...>I guess when you lie about your gender you're willing to tell any kind of brazen lie, huh?Projection.
>>16601859lmao
>>16601859How do people still get worked this hard by fake fighting?
>>16601625>CM Punk is the biggest fucking gas lighter in WrestlingHave you ever actually sat down and listened to Cult of Personality?
>>16601859based desu i read it all and agree
>>16601859fine speech.
>>16605556Does it describe Cuck Man being a cult leader and brainwashing his fanbase easily due to how stupid they are?
>>16601625Why does Phil have a pompadour?
>>16606135Yes. And Phil has brainwashed you too considering how much you obsess about him. His own theme spells out that he's an exploitative cult of personality and somehow marks like you still fall for it and let him live rent free in your head 24/7 lmao
>>16606226False. If the DemoKKKrats can't brainwash me into hating Trump, what makes you think Phil can brainwash me? He can't. I speak the truth and it hurts your feelings. That's the reality of your situation as to how brainwashed you are.
>>16601859Unironic gms
>>16601859Fpbp
>>16606226Exactly this. While the other wrestlers believed themselves to be garbage men, repo men, Heel Doink knew he was a fucking clown. They're all clowns, only Doink knows it. That's why Bourne's Doink takes over programs so easily, and why it's also hard to write for. It's meta shit. Same with Punk. He tells you in nearly every promo he's powered by the fans, live and in living color. That's literally an in for his detractors, as it leaves Punk with actually very little to say but with Punk's delivery it means so much more. I'm looking into his work too deeply, I'm part of that cult, too. But it's fucking impressive. I honestly believe the part of the people who "hate" Punk here do it because they know just how good he is, and what his absence meant to AEW. Now I sound like that other crazy guy... God damnit.
>>16602072>das wut habben hwhen ju tapBased ref
>>16606135"I exploit you still you love me. I tell you one and one makes three"Yes.
>>16601975>Netflix wanted Punk.>Netflix would kill to have AJ Lee on the promotional material instead of the woman who was so over with the Edrones she actually got to main event Wrestlemania.> All of this was revealed to me in a dream. Netflix doesn't even know who the fuck AJ Lee is retard.
>>16601625Touch grass
>>16602072People are laughing but that guy could solo anyone from like 99% of the entire worldwide wrestling roster except maybe Brock, Lashley and Naito if he decided to actually bother fighting back.
>>16602215Dimes promo, give this anon a main event at the next PPV.
>>16601859cm punk btfo but also rollins btfo
>every story he's had in both promotions since coming back to wrestling is basically 'fuck off Phil we don't like you'>most people who know him will admit he can be a real prick, even his friends >has fallen out with countless friends and cut them off completely. Some for the pettiest shit>edrones: actually it was all AEW. Phil was the victim for real that time! All his actions were just and he just wanted to give back to the business OK? Just ignore all his previous and blame AEW for making poor Phil unhinged and paranoid OK?!
>>16602186>CM Punk hasn't cut a single good promo by CM Punk standards since he's been back in WWEDoesn't help that he's playing babyface when he always worked best as a heel. The people who cheer him are going to cheer regardless of whether he's face or heel, so they may as well go with what works best.
>>16601859Hi Seff. You need to work on this promo a bit more before submitting it. Thank you.
Sethetty:>gets pushed for a decade like the new Shawn Michaels, constantly gets high profile WM matches,>only second to Roman for the period>ruins Taker vs Sting for being an unsafe shitter>injures himself later and doesn't wrestle in Mania 32>gets overshadowed by his own wife the moment he was going over Brock and being the face of Raw>never recovers from this and gets mindbroken>constantly gets Brock, HHH, Randy, The Rock, Roman, Cody>never has a good match at Mania, despite being supposed to be the new Michaels.>supposed to be the workhorse of the Shield, but no one takes his ability seriously like an AJ Styles since he was too afraid to go to Japan and have good matches>Still not over Mox going to do his own thing, mentions with him with his other fed name to look cool, never became a better promo than him>Roman who was a complete shitter suddenly gets finally over and overshadows him too>not a better promo than Jericho>not a better seller than Ziggler
>>16601859Promo's good
>>16607680>he's playing babyfaceWhat? He plays such a narcissistic ass hole, theres no way hes a face. He comes off more of a heel than when Cody was doing his American psycho gimmick or when Jeff Jarrett had his reign of terror in tna
>>16601859Lies: None DetectedTruth Level: NvkeFraid: So
>>16608018many are saying this
>>16601859based mark
>>16606322False. The only people who would believe your bullshit theory is the idiotic brainwashed Cuck Manlet Phail cult. Anyone with a brain rejects Cuck Man Phail. He was never good, he is a two time UFC loser, he embarrasses himself and he is toxic to any wrestling company he has ever worked for. He's the reason I don't tune into Raw. I'd rather watch NWA Powerr or TNA Impact.
