Punk and Nikki Cross
how does this dude pull so much women. he's like dolph ziggler if dolph looked like a crack addict
>>16604775it's PLAP PLAPPERING TIIIIIIIIME
>>16604775IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
>>16604775My favorite gimmick this year is Phil fucking every female wrestler in sight and virgin trannies getting so fucking mad cause it gives them PTSD of when they were fucking losers in high school getting cucked lmao
>>16604810Punk pulls way hotter women than Dolph, Dolph goes for fat disgusting crack looking whores
>>16604942fake newsno kids
>>16604942punk's dick don't work
>>16604953>>16604959>coping trannies come out of the woodwork
>>16604961>posting the guy who died with cum in his lungs KEK
>>16604775I thought everyone hated him?
>>16604775dear oh dear
>>16604961if punk's dick works, why does he have no kids?
>>16605049>why doesn't a guy who has a history of jumping from pussy to pussy not give a wife he doesn't fuck anymore some kidsYou really are a virgin lol
>>16605072>no this straight edge guy is cheating on his wife and its basedeither you are faggot jerking your small dick off to punk or you are punk and your dick don't work
>>16605114You're actually retarded man, it's probably for the best you never get a gf in your life cause she will cuck you til you kill yourself. Imagine being this clueless. You're the type of faggot who gets their first ever gf and she tricks you into thinking you are also her first when in reality she has sucked like 20 dicks before you
>>16604775Poor Daimo.
Is there any woman in wrestling this guy hasn't porked?
>>16605150Unironically Britt Baker for whatever reason. She didn't like him and even rejected his advances. Probably cause she is a suburban style white girl and Punk goes for trashy style goth girls who love smoking weed and shit
>>16605132yeah, your dick don't work. have fun putting a dildo up your ass, lil bro
>>16604775That was so cute when she ran away
>>16604775So security had no idea who Nikki was and tried to shoo her away before Punk approached her. Embarrassing.
>>16604942The idea that Punk is actually fucking any of these women no less all of them is in fact 100% a gimmick. Yes, true.
>>16605212you need to unironically cope lol
>>16605220>tfw your "daughters" give you a double BJHe can't keep getting away with it!
>>16604775Why is this creepy fuck only seen with female talent?
>>16605220lmao they went to his fucking hotel room to fuck him and watch wrestlemania at the same time and these fucking trannies still think he isn't fucking every girl in sight
>>16604775YOU SAW HIM! HE TRIED TO HIT HER! I KNEW PUNK WOULDNT LAST IN WWE I TOLD YOU
>>16605229have sex faggot
Shame Nikki always gets stuck with dimeless gimmicks, she's the only womeme with any personality and charisma.
>>16605480Nikki A.S.H. not getting managed by the Hurricane was the biggest miss in WWE history.
>>16605480She came up with most of these dimeless gimmicks. She sucks
>>16605252You're writing fan fiction about a 45 year old man who would hate you if he knew you
>>16605501nah that's u
>>16604775YJK
>>16605501Explain without sounding like a virgin why 2 20 year old girls would go to a 45 year old man's hotel room alone. Is it just to sit around and talk about wrestling?
>>16605518He didn't have an answer for this kek
>>16605518That's clearly not a hotel room, you dumb cuck.
>>16605252This geezer can't go a single match without injuring himself and you think he is capable of having three ways with zoomers kek
>>16605518kek anyone got that mspaint pic of the fat aew tranny marking out in a paragraph and some family next to him says 'stay away from my kids'
>>16605563>HNNG HNNG HNNG! Yeah, you like that, you Mexican whore? HNNG! Oh yeah, I'm about to...AH MY TRICEP!
>>16605072Why does he actually look cute here? He looks like a 2000s era bad boy instead of a meth addict
>>16605072>>16605623>>16605596>>16605220Something that doesn't add up is every girl punk has fucked, they all 100% drink or smoke weed at the bare minimum. There is no way he is straight edge cause he would be drinking or getting high with them
>>16605633He probably buys them booze and drugs, stays sober and then fucks them while inebriated.
>>16605596Punk is the future of NXT once HBK moves to the main roster
>>16604775Good instincts for Nikki to run away from a predator. Punk wanted to "wrestle" her like he "wrestled" the female ref
>>16605132>gets their first ever gf and she tricks you into thinking you are also her first when in reality she has sucked like 20 dicks before youoddly specific
>>16606002100% I've known so many scummy straight edge guys in the punk scene who do this exact playbook.
>>16605160>Britt Baker for whatever reason>Britt Baker>DMD
>>16605252That’s a stadium box, not a hotel room.
>>16604810>how does this dude pull so much women.Low hanging, low class fruit. Notice how he wasn't able to nab chicks like Britt Baker whom has a doctorate.
>>16605618Kek
>>16604775boy I sure am glad my favorite joshis don't work nowhere near this sex pest.
>>16606072Not that specific, every whore is like this by the time they hit 18Fraid so
>>16606293But what does he do exactly? he's so fucking ugly what do women see in him, I can see money since he's a millionaire but even in his indie days he kept getting every hot girl there too
>>16606363Who hurt you?
>>16606374A dumb bitch who led me on
>>16605072R Fraid so
>>16606383could you be more specific
>>16604775Based Punkster
>>16606369But Punk isn't ugly though? Idk why you guys keep believing your own headcanon that Phil is James Ellsworth-tier ugly. The guy had always had maxed out charisma, is decently good looking and is a great talker. Yeah no shit bitches and ring rats will fall for him. Also he had bad boy vibes back then, same reason bitches were crazy for Jeff Hardy.
>>16605132This is too specific brother you worked yourself into a shoot
>>16604810>why does a progressive man who stands up for himself and his friends, publicly calls out vile man children and talks to everyone as equals get positive attention from womenWow I dunno, maybe not being a fat chud helps
>>16604942>they wereYou really think any of these people have ever even spoken to a woman outside of the McDonalds drive thru window?
>>16606899>he had bad boy vibes back thenHow can he have bad boy vibes if he doesn't drink or smoke tho?
>>16608090Why do you think one needs to drink or smoke to have bad boy vibes? You get your knowledge on socializing from movies?
>>16608105Isn't that what girls think a bad boy is? You mentioned Jeff Hardy, he was always arrested for drinking or drugs.
>>16608112Why are you pretending to be retarded and intentionally missing the point? You know exactly what I mean yet you're trying to bait for some sort of "gotcha".You're better than this, anon.
>>16608105What makes someone bad and dangerous then other than>lol look I can roll up a bluntI've seen a ton of girl choose faggots cause of this and think they were doing super dangerous illegal shit
>>16608125I'm actually not, I'm genuinely asking. Doesn't bad boy mean getting arrested and doing illegal things?
>>16604775The reality is that he behaves like a woman. That's why he's only seen around women. They treat him like his bestie, not the guy they want to suck the dick of. They see him as a fellow woman. On top of that, another reason is that he's relevant in WWE so they think by sticking with him, they will gain relevance as well. That's how women work. No man wants to hang around a whiney, moody BPD backstabbing toxic bitch like Punketty. Notice, he has no actual male friends in the fed. You're all fucking social retards. Holy shit.
>>16604810he doesn't
>>16608044Fatmala lost
