Off the heels of World's End, All Elite Wrestling marks the start of a new era with its premiere on MAX!AEW Dynamite FIGHT FOR THE FALLEN live TONIGHT! from Harrah’s Cherokee Center in Asheville, North Carolina!8/7pm CT on TBS & Streaming on MAX!>Rated FTR (Adam Copeland & FTR) vs. The Death Riders (Jon Moxley, Wheeler Yuta & PAC)>"Freshly Squeezed" Orange Cassidy vs. Hangman Adam Page>Julia Hart vs. Jamie Hayter>The Hurt Syndicate (Bobby Lashley & Shelton Benjamin) vs. The Acclaimed (Anthony Bowens & Max Caster)>Jeff Jarrett has an announcementTo those affected by Hurricane Helene(AEW ticket and merchandise sales, along with donations throughout the broadcast, will go towards local and national charities, including the MANNA FoodBank, BeLoved Asheville, and The Dream Center)
Nigger
>>16612492stop making the threads so early you stupid fucking asshole
>>16612492fake thread
heel jamie soon??
based Okada
OMEGA BROS WE ARE SO BACK
KENNY NEXT WEEK
when will Chono come
THIS is OKADA
BETCH
Based zero effort lazy ass Okada who is still mega over with the crowds
lil bro
>Okada lilbroposting
CUMEXTRACTIONOFFICER
THE CARAMEL CLASSIC
I just realized how that Kenny Omega looks and sounds like Sam Hyde.
C E HOE! C E HOE!
C E OC E OC E O
BITCH
I might need to watch wrestle dynasty for Mina and her big boobies
>>16612613Based
Hey look, the horse that killed the company!
>>16612612THE MOCHA MILLIONAIRESS
Her mouth is too big.
LEGIT HORSE
>all the vaquer clips have her hair covering her facekeke
>>16612630many folks saying this
>>16612645based
passionate kissing with mercedes
I hate this stupid ugly horse nigger like you wouldn't believe
MANURE 3 BELTS! MANURE 3 BELTS!
massaging Mina's big boobs with my cock
>>16612645Based fuck that whore
>>16612653I believe it
>Give me your RevPro championship...I mean that's like stealing candy from a spastic child.
didn't Kenny do this same gimmick a few years back accumulating a few different belts?
>mina's not even here>no interruptions Fuck this segment
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY WIFE WILLOW
>same promo every timeShes like a shittier MJF
>here's four guys in fucking darknessbrilliant
>highlight first responders>completely drenched in shadowvery cool TK
>Tony Khan unironically doing more to help Helene rebuilding efforts than the actual governmentI really can't hate the guy. As far as nepo babies are concerned he's one of the good ones
Mercedes has the same promo every week. Every time, all the time.
>no lighting >Not title card>No front row seats>Talking over the video package Tony, come on
>>16612672Yeah but it was dimes when Kenny did it. Thanks to TNA having a 2 belts gimmick, Kenny looked awesome with 4 titles.
>showing the first responders under terrible lighting>not shown on the titantronWhat the fuck are you doing Tony get it the fuck together
Um sex with that blonde chick please?
i hate the undisputed kingdom so much it's unreal
>>16612691tk coulda blown his whole inheritance money on blow and hookers, but somehow chose running a prowrestling fed instead which is pretty based
o'reily has abandoned his conglomeration brothers...
>>16612691Oh, if you think there was no government assistance this time, just wait until a hurricane hits after FEMA is completely dismantled.
ATOM SMOL LAZY!
Is it just me or does Roderick look different?
>here's your 9 o'clock segment, bro
Time for the match of the night
>Diabetes O'Hoolihan>Midget>Neck Guy
Did he call him Witchblade?
SWITCHY THE CHANNEL!
Roderick needs to get away from those deadbeats.
>no mina segmentF
MOTY incoming
Jay White should eat the pin lmao
>>16612732If he got a kayfabe Witchblade that would be based as fuck
>>16612729>Hunters dream team
I VEER ERRATICALLY FROM MY DESIGNATED LANE WHEN I OPERATE A MOTOR VEHICLE
Swerve coats always drippy af fr
>>16612693Her act is stale and I'm annoyed every time she comes out
>>16612693I dont' care because she wears new sexo outfits every time and 2bh I don't really pay attention to what she says when she speaks. I'm just checkin her tight caramel bod out
>>16612735Roderick has legitimately no character or personality.
>>16612492Jamie's new look sucks. She's such a beautiful lady. Next Tony has done nothing but job her out. She was the face of AEW Women's division. Not anymore. I pray she gets to leave soon.
>>16612709For me, it's pure apathy
Ricochet is going to come out and choke Swerve with 1 ply toilet paper
Smackdown got cancelled
>I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
>>16612757ugh, howd you some how make it worse. stop anon
>>16612763>A-HAAAAAAA!
>Tony forgets what year it isAND IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU
>>16612717and Project 2025 is totally gonna make handmaidens tale real!Fuck off we are watching Pro Wrestling
>>16612737The Breast Bout Machine Shirakawa Mina
>>16612756He Dynamite debut outfit was the best outfit
RACE WAR!
>>16612740Unless that NOAH show had a good match this could be true
>Trevor fears SJZOh dear
Zero chemistry: the match
>>16612765this is true unfortunately
BIG SWITCH
>>16612786Race war is over.Hangman won for the white man in a steel cage
Swerve is no selling everything
>>16612756>>16612781
>>16612791honestly idgaf about any of these guys, especially Roddy
>>16612760WWE women's division is pretty ass too so even if she left it's not like she'd do anything interesting
Swerve looks like a tall guy but he's probably 5'11" at most.
>>16612765*Cancelled from Network TVis the correct way to phrase it
>>16612791thats literally every match. these guys work 1-2 nights a week.
That looked rough
Dinner and a movie sucks
If I wanted to watch someone with no charisma I’d watch this guy over Roddy.
Anna Jay White
>>16612801Cody didn't solve racism, Hanger did.
>>16612815He's shorter than Christians wife.
>>16612819Cable is dying, who cares about USA?
>>16612827>I’d watch this guy over Roddy.he'd have to have a match for you to watch first lmao
>>16612833Putting them on Tiktok isnt gonna cut it
>>16612814not everyone needs to work for WWE/AEW. Let TNA sign some talent and let the ecosystem competitive.
>>16612831Mama Wayne is a shoot model and enormous
>>16612823squeal louder porktits
>>16612805the reactions that happen inside my brain when I see her tight sexy body make me sure we evolved from cavemen. I just go full cumbrain dumbfuck. I could run through a concrete wall, erection first.
>>16612829For me, it's wonky tit Lisa Ann
>>16612838Yeah I know. Thats the point.
>>16612846she a yuge bish alright
>>16612846>>16612858One of the best trio champs ever
fuck 3 way matches
>>16612849o-oh ok, th-thank you too
>>16612858Mama Wayne in a sit on my face with no panties match now
>>16612858need her to vore me
>>166128643 way fuck?
>>16612850I feel the same way about Toni Storm. Her sitting there looking like a MILF even if shes 20 years past her sexual prime with that DFC and perfect ass. Of course it helps she looks like the old girlfriend I used to babysit but yah knowalso welcome to all the people from HBO watching with us for the first time. I hope you enjoy the show as much as we do. There are still many other exciting characters you havent met yet as well like Riho or Yuka Sakazaki that im sure you will enjoy as well
A SHIRT OF A SHOT
When are the Gunns back?
>>16612862She poisoned luchasaurus it wasn't pneumonia
SERIAL KILLER RICOCHET
>>16612878Toni Storm is 29
>not hitting Swerve with a plunger
>scissorswtf we clocktower now
whoever called Ricoshit interference earlier, well done
OH SHIT ITS DAT NIGGA TREV
Why is Rico wearing the Conor McGregor glasses?
https://youtu.be/56NUMdxHbKI?si=L_jfMmGHT87RbT2t&t=24
Serious RicoShit... LOL
ah-HAAAAAA
>Jay White and Kenny having a standoff during next week's casino gauntlet
>>16612892Oh right sorry I forget. Shes 21 years past her sexual prime now
>>16612893>not a hammer fashioned out of toilet paper maché with all the TP he threw on him
AMERICAN PSYCHO RICOCHET
Casino Gauntlet needs a better name
>>16612777? I think dismantling FEMA is a good idea. I don't like paying taxes. I'd rather do 10-10-80 (10% to God, 10% to savings, 80% to live on) that isn't possible with taxes.
BULLET CLUB GOLD MEMBERS LETS FUCKING GO
>>16612910based Ric'O wasn't gonna let the TP humiliation ritual slide
idgaf about Jay White but it seems they're building him up to be Mox's next victim
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTYTHAT MAN HAS BEEN SLICED IN HALF
>HEY NANA, SMELL MY FINGER
SWITCHY THE CHANNEL WON...DIRE
>>16612902fuckin KEK
>>16612912Gambling Maze Tournament
scissor gore best gore
Who is this fan with glasses that's attacking Swerve?
>>16612910Bro went Don callis.
>black people bladingit just doesn't work
>>16612912Balatro Tourney
wtf I love ricochet now
>>16612932kys racist
This is a hate crime. Ha HAAA!
the glasses make him look like a serial killer from the 70s
>>16612929Rick O'Shea or something
Ricky O Shea showing us Swerve has a weakness to piercing weapons. Should have known after Hangman beat him with the syringe
Punished Ricochet
>>16612935No, no... he's got a point. Also there's the AIDS risk.
Ric O'shea has school shooter energy
AH HA
>NIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGER NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGER NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGERwtf chat
Ricochet needs to bring Samantha and be like Tay and Sammy.
>>16612940yeah it’s actually a great look
>the crowds chanting trevorKEK
Ricoshit leveling up back to Ricochet
NOW DO THE LAUGH RICOCHET DO THE THING
Spirit Gun is too strong of a name for a Sliding D.
It's insane that Ricochet is based now
He's still Retard RicoShit
Holy kino
Ric had to get some kind of W after he got buried at the PPV and in the Pain Syndicate segment before the PPV
Well so he apparently found a way to come back after being made look like a jackass. That certainly is one way to reinvent yourself
THIS IS A TRAVESTY
you evil fans turned ricochet insane
>>16612893https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-QU0tUb2Ok
HEEM LEEKY
Pretty based for Rick O'Shea desu
I don't feel bad for Swerve, he bullied Ricochet with the toilet paper and this is what he gets
ARE WE BACK?
>>16612941But he doesn't wear glasses
damn trevor got the quiet nerdy kid that finally snaps at his bully gimmick lol
he still sucks
>>16612960Ricochet being a Yuyu Hakusho Chad raises my opinion of him
>>16612973perfect heel turn fodder 2bh
Why wasn't that just Jay vs. Swerve. I don't understand Tony's booking at all
>>16612973this is what happens when you get called bald one too many times
Is PIP on TV only or is it dead?
I really like the outfit he had on, gave Dahmer vibes
>Anime laugh Take away his vocal chords
>>16612961I'll give him props for finding a lane and committing thru it, sometimes its a bit rough adapting to greener pastures after spending that much time in wwe as we've seen with others
>>16612971Its more like a....Trevorsty
>>16612977Hangman and Ricky O Shea did nothing wrong
missed opportunity to cut his hair. literally only reason for him to bring the scissors out
Ricochet being an edgy Andrew Tate cosplayer
>>16612989TV Chad's are still getting PiP
>>16612961*It's based that Ricochet is insane now
>>16612987He didn’t want to pin Jay or Swerve
>>16612979How do you know what he wears regularly?
>>16612978WE NEVER LEFT NIGGA
>>16612990him keeping the glasses on the whole way through even after hitting Spirit Gun was based. His vignettes now should be like those old creepy interviews with serial killers from the 70s . Filmed with that Outrunners VHS cam
>>16613002Should go full Tate. He will get booed out the building
inb4 Jeff’s announcement is that his last match will be at All In Texas
Jeff is going to come out as gay
>>16613008So, the solution was to shoehorn in a guy two levels below them on the card to eat the pin. Got it.
>>16613019They should be done in generic high rise apartments, with like no noticeable features like the 80's
Jeff is coming out as trans
Jeff Jarrett is making me nervous bros
HOLY FUCK SHE IS SO BOGGED
>>16612978This ep has been killin all night 2bfBut we need more than 1 night of this before we're back. Too many of those 1 night false starts. If we get a full PPV cycle of TV this good, then we can talk.
>>16613010Ok anon, next you'll tell me this Clark guy is also Superman
>>16613034That’s my GOAT
>>16613029also to allow ricochet to attack and cost swerve the match without a dq
holy shit it's already been an hour and a half? what a banger of a show, the time flew by
Jeff is coming out as based
>I will retire....BUT NOT BEFORE A FINAL MATCH WITH BEETLEJUICE!
>Baby...I...I am gay alright.
>>16613034>he relinquishes his texas chainsaw massacre title
mariahs nose up my anus
I'd call Karen a ride or die but she left Kurt sooooo
>>16613043Jeff coming out as the Last female outlaw to win gold would be based as hell
>>16613038Hmmmm... now you mention it
femdom sex with squishy
J E double F J A double R E double T bros...
>>16613038How would he see if he didnt have his glasses?
Jeff's announcement is he's selling gold and if you buy enough from him, he will throw in a pair of boots.
>>16613062JJCoin
I want to have sexual relations with Mariah if you drift my catch
IS THIS THE LAST OUTLAWS FINAL HEIST
sad bree woo :(
>>16613049>and I'm leaving you for Kurtit's the ultimate swerve bro
Jeff Jarrett's announcement is that he has AIDS
JJ's mullet looking good
Is Jeff going to put on a country music show?
Slappy new year!
Think of all the Cookouts our ghetto princess will go to this Year..
JJ is too carny to be retiring baybeeee
Wasn't Taker calling himself the Outlaw in like 2008?
I want Jeff Jarretts theme song to be played at my funeral on repeat
sex with jj’s guitar
>I sabotaged OwenWhat did he mean by this?
Concussed Bandito will take on the Last Outlaw
>>16613074Full blown?
>>16613078Is a cookout just a BBQ? t. bong
>>16613075that's a power mullet, brother
>>16613091White people grill/bbqBlack people do cookouts
FINISH YOUR STORY JEFF
Slappy New Year /pw/
Jarrett giving a history lesson
THIS NIGGA OLD
>>16613091Basically if black dudes respect you or want to fuck you they'll take you to one, it's a BBQ with really strongly seasoned food throughout it
jeff's last match vs the rizzler
Jarrett getting a big send off at All In Texas will be kino
>wrestling fans cheering dropping out of schoolTypical
>AND THAT BRINGS ME TO 1986
Cornette is popping right now
>>16613108kek
>jeff jarrett mega babyface in 2025frickin kek
>>16613101HE REACHED UNC STATUS IN 2002
>>16612967>>16612967>>16612967>>16612967>>16612967NEEEEEEEEEEW
>>16613106>Stay in school>Get brainwashed to chop your dick offNah senpai ill stick to a trade and watch pro rasslin
>>16613105He's better than most of the AEW roster. This breaks my heart.
>TNA has produced some of the greatest pro wrestlers of all timelet's not get carried away
>>16613086>Owen shows up to be Jarrett's last match
DON'T DO IT SLAPNUTS!
>>16613109yeah popping cysts on his wife’s ass
BASED AS FUCK
based Jarrett more Slapnuts for years to come
>>16613103How many you figure Kevs been to?
>my very last talent contract
>>16613116>All this hype for a glorified nepobaby
>>16613116Strap the ROH title on him.
>>16613095>>16613103Thanks for the info lads
>>16613098based
Wew slapnuts bros, we aint going nowhere
Texas Chainsaw belts bro we in this for life!
>>16613120Bro you are genuinely brainwashed yourself
>>16613135cry
>It's 2025>Jeff Jarrett is still trying to main event
>>16613108>Thousands of years ago, before Sigourney Weaver...
Why is Jarrett attacking random fans with his guitar now?
>>16613143basado
This needed a segment?
Mox killing beloved old timer legend JJ will be super easy heat for him. And there will be at least 1 near fall in the match where they will make the people believe. And that's all it takes. For a split sec they will make you believe JJ is gonna win the World Title. And it will be based.
>>16612492Hook is washed
>57 years olddo they give it to em?
Based Hook speaking sentences
>>16613168>GiveHe takes it
based jobber GEEKS
What a great episode of Dynamite!
>>16613168a transitional pity reign would increase the prestige of the belt
Would love to tell Hook he isn't black
based Jobber to the stars Jon Cruz/Serpentico still doing the work
>>16613122AJ Styles
Based ole time geek squash match
>that pinGuys....
Nash saw that pin and had to turn off the show
Bill looking extra Bill tonight
in aew the buck breaks you
>>16613135Ya seethe, fat bitch?
>>16613212Shades of 92
Who was that?
RIP DADDY SNEED
Bill is a fucking monster, he needs a push
Bad Apple & Big Bill > Cope
Everyone post your favorite Sweet Daddy Siki match
>>16613246All of them
>>16613246I think he wrestled before there was TV
>>16613260For who?
>>16613246Gotta be Moose Cholak vs Sweet Daddy Siki (NWA Chicago, 1960)
>>16613246he was wrestling in the 50'shttps://www.cagematch.net/?id=2&nr=6090&page=4&s=900
>>16613264The white man
