Watch on Wrestle Universe - 1,298 yen per month.https://www.wrestle-universe.com/enSchedule1.4 Tokyo Joshi Pro-Wrestling '25 @ Korakuen Hall, Tokyo (LIVE)[11:00 JST]1.11 TJPW NEW YEAR CIRCUIT 2025 @ Kobe Arts Center (VOD)[12:30 JST]1.12 TJPW NEW YEAR CIRCUIT 2025 @ Okayama Mirai Hall (VOD)[12:30 JST]1.18 The 5th "Futari wa Princess" Max Heart Tournament @ Club eX in Shinagawa Prince Hotel, Tokyo (LIVE)[11:30 JST]1.19 The 5th "Futari wa Princess" Max Heart Tournament @ Club eX in Shinagawa Prince Hotel, Tokyo (LIVE)[11:30 JST]1.25 The 5th "Futari wa Princess" Max Heart Tournament Semifinals @ Club eX in Shinagawa Prince Hotel, Tokyo (LIVE)[11:00 JST]Previous>>16605416
buzz ball
happy new year
Pizza player.
Who's going viral in 2025?
Graphic design team has been killing it lately.
Make 1 prediction for 2025. Ill start.Hyper Misao will be a champion
>>16612844why did she pose like that?
>>16612844neko will be the mc for hype
https://www.wrestle-universe.com/en/casts/m7x4Af1denV5wdpq8GYkshKira wants to fight Max this year.
>>16612844Hyper Misao will be forced to retire from in-ring competition due to back injuries.
New merch for sale at the show. Not available online (yet).
>>16612927I want that Raku sheep message keychain
>>16612927I want them all.
>>16612888Max should fight all the rookies 8 on 1
Soon
>>16612844we finally get new tag titles just like we got a new pop title. its been 7 years.
>>16612844Someone graduates
>>16612996Mifu has a long belly button like Mizuki!
>>16612861She definitely has way more than generalized anxiety disorder. If I was a betting man I'd say she has BPD
>>16613027And the Mayu.
>>16612996>>16613027>>16613041Are long belly button players destined to be bendy?
>>16613054well it just means they're super skinny so yeah maybe a bit
https://forms.gle/xezEPdLgVodyomgB6Predictions form for Ittenyon
>>16612888Kira still being super starstruck by all the other players after months and months of working there is cute.
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>>16613274White hot.
>>16612996>>16613054bending mifu over my bed
>>16612844we break our largest attendance record(gp 24) at gp 25
>>16612821Mizuki will continue drawing a hundred thousand likes but not a single yen.
>>16613423I'm very excited for Newzuki's moveset
>>16613465literally impossible given the seating setup they've gone with
>>16613521whats the capacity?
For me it's still Wakana, the Mifu player can hit the bricks.
The Kira stream was legit. I know she has the unfair advantage of speaking a language I understand but she's shooting up my list, boys.
>>16613674She's a sweetheart.
>>166136051890
>>16612985One of Kira's booking ideas was Max vs Uta, Chika, and Kira, 3 on 1 handicap.Give this Aussie the book. She also says she goes around bugging Koda all day for some sort of international shipping option for tjpw merch.
>>16613698Both incredibly based suggestions.
>>16613691itll be a sellout then. miu vs arai, 121mllion vs kyokyo, arisu vs rika are my guesses for the title matches at gp.
>>16613423She will be the next player to go viral after Saki Akai and Mizuki.
>>16613698She should bug him to make the wrestlers' shirts into official merch that can be ordered. Why the fuck couldn't we actually buy, say, Rika's Sex Pistols shirt?
>>16613698An admirable but fruitless endeavour. Takagi is the one with the power to actually set that up
>>16613729At the very least they should allow/help the girls set up their own PWT pages like Maki has.
>>16613722based card
>>16613674>>16613698That weirdo who kept claiming she reads the posts here might actually be right. She is a gigantic autistic nerd who still freaks out at how cute her idol coworkers are
>>16613811Totally justifiedThis women are to pretty
>>16613811anon if she actually cares about her coworkers, shes not going to come to this toxic place where schizos constantly shit on miyu, itoh, misao, arai, and others.
I only shit on one of those people.
>>16613865We're just joking around get worked bitch we love all the girls
>>16613884anon i promise you even if you are joking, there are definitely those that are not joking. what site do you think you are on?
why doesn't ivy have any social media accounts yet? she'll never get over without one
>>16613884Except Wakana because she is a gluttonous pig.
>>16613811Nah, she doesn't come here. She has an actual life that makes her happy.The ideas posted on here aren't so unique that nobody could come up with them outside of this place.>>16613729I have one, but I got it from her in person at a show. It's a great shirt.
>>16613588I'm wildly in love with any player who has a dorito upper body like Miu and Shoko. I will add Mifu to that list
>I'm going to work hard from tomorrow onwards, so I want to eat lots of delicious food today.
>>16614055Damn the typos You really got hit by this
>>16614072Give her the call, Koda.
I wanted to ask Kira if her idea for the leg drop came from 4chan but I got too scared
need a new hero tik tok video
I want to meeto Kira now so we can talk about Angel Beats.
>>16614113why is she always tired?
>>16614207Superhero work hard
>>16614113Literally and unironically me.
mountain player
>will be the one to pin yuka
>>16614362yes, please god
>>16613997what about retard chan
>>16612844I will masturbate to Joshi wrestlers.
>>16614575I will dream about punching you in the face
>>16612844Another retiree will return to the ring (and Droog K will retire again)
wut
>>16614698well-bred means good manners. not sure where shes going with this.
Oh.
>>16614752her twitter ramblings are my favorite
Has she paid back the power bank money yet?
Misao has never had sex before
>>16614821she tried but ended up renting it again
>>16615442a natural beauty
I look forward to seeing the confidence inspiring games of Shino Suzuki
I look forward to the boner inspiring armpits of Shino Suzuki
>>16614821P-P-P-Powerbank
>Reserved seats for 5,500 yen are available until 23:59 at Pia or Official Tickets, but whichever you buy, you will be in Row R (last row) on the south side.might actually be a sellout
>>16615895With WK walkups yeah they're probably won't be any seats left
>kira's sister told her that ashida was extremely nicekek what a friendly addition
Matcha is in the ChocoHolehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAh_UWe4w5s
>>16614682What is the significance of "doratles"
>>16615463The fact her and her entire family like those ugly-ass dogs has killed my boner for her.
>>16616291A dragon who wrestles. "Doragon"+"wrestles"
>>16615463Zesty
Juria posted for what feels like the first time in a long timehttps://x.com/juria210/status/1874802165518381309
>■2024年女子プロレス団体年間観客動員数>1位 スターダム:80,486人(128興業Ave628.7)>2位 マリーゴールド:26,186人(56興業Ave467.6)※5月20日旗揚げ>3位 東京女子プロレス:23,888人(63興業Ave379.1)The fact that Marigold attracted more customers than TJPW in 2024 is shocking..
not really
Koda should start adding 200+ extra fans to every attendance number like rossy does
Who was number 4? I'm curious to know where TJPW stands compared to AWG, IR, etc.
Omitting the USA shows from the total attendance but still counting them plus matches at idol festivals and Misao's talk show for the total show number is about what I'd expect from the big brains of 5ch
eepy
>>16616312Who?
How come nobody replies directly to anybody anymore? This isn't reddit where you can farm engagement for any tangible reason. Or do we just do that when we don't like what someone said?
kek this nigga is seething that he got no (You)s
Seems like Rika is also pushing the idea of TJPW music being put on streaming. I think it may actually happen this year>>16616424Has Big J really been so quickly forgotten?
We don't do that here pal
*effortlessly slips out of your memory forever in a single graduation*
>>16616409Oz, though in actuality it's probably SenJo but they don't report numbers
>>16616500won't happen because uhhhh it'll interfere with their cd sales (please ignore that they still have saikou music volume 1 in stock)
>>16616500Misao RT'd Rika's post about it too.
Nah, I don't care about you's. I honestly don't reply much here except for coomer reasons. Just thought it was a weird way to go about having a conversation. Like we're all sitting at the same table without making eye contact. Strange behavior.
It's mostly a passive aggressive form of shitposting. I'll always quote if I'm making a serious post.
Sometimes I don't direct post because I'm talking more generally instead of about one specific post. I'm not going to quote multiple people.
Yeah, true.
>>16616313It would shock me too, since it didn't happen.>>16616414I didn't realize 5ch was so pro Marigold that they just buy the obvious propaganda
>>16616585that was misao's idea or at least she posted about a while back.
So lewd, my wife is.
*walks up behind yuo and corrects yuo're Japanese grammar and social cues in yuo're path*
>Welcome To The World Inside Shino Suzuki's mind! #1: Nice to meet you, I'm Shino Suzuki!>Let me introduce myself:>I'm Shino Suzuki, a member of Tokyo Joshi Pro Wrestling! As a professional wrestler, I belong to Tokyo Joshi Pro Wrestling, and as an idol, I'm part of YU-M Entertainment. I debuted on March 6, 2023, and I'm now in my second year. My signature move is the Running Neckbreaker, and I've won two matches so far! I'm originally from Shizuoka City, Shizuoka Prefecture, and my previous job was as a bus tour guide. >Up to this point, these are the well-known details of my profile!>In this Weekly Pro Column, I hope you'll get to know more about me beyond the basic profile! Writing a Weekly Pro Column has been one of my dreams as a professional wrestler! How much did I want this? Well, I'd already thought of a title for my column long before it became a reality. The title I chose is: "Welcome To The World Inside Shino Suzuki's Mind!" I picked this title because of my background as a bus tour guide and the fact that I still do "sightseeing commentary" during matches - it felt like a title that truly represents me!>As the title suggests, I'll be guiding you into my mind, so please enjoy the journey! In fact, I've been saving childhood stories and moments from my life for this column. I've even thought, "I might want to write about this someday in the Weekly Pro Column," and lived my life with that in mind. I also write on Note, and when the Weekly Pro Column opportunity was confirmed, people teased me, saying, "Are you going to write those emotional, 'mentally unstable' posts like on Note?!" But since the person in charge told me to write freely, I'll be doing just that!>Among the distinguished contributors, I'm deeply honored (and a bit intimidated) to be writing this column. But as someone new to the world of pro wrestling, I think there might be a unique meaning to sharing my perspective, so I'll do my best.
Yuo Sky?
>>16616866>As mentioned earlier, I’m in my second year as a pro wrestler! My self-introduction as a wrestler is a bit unusual: I don’t fall into the categories of "speedy" or "powerful" that people often mention. Lately, I've been struggling with my dropkicks - my impact seems to be getting lower since my debut! And if a commentator says, "Shino Suzuki is fighting back!" two seconds later, I’m probably getting knocked down again - I’m not one of the strong ones yet. I don’t have much confidence, but in matches, I can’t suppress the overwhelming desire to win. It’s something I can’t even control in myself. I’m the type to give my all at what I can do.>Oh! But I do have one thing I’m really proud of - my bow during entrances! People compliment it the most! Please watch for it - my bow is all about deep respect, and I have so much to say about it. One day, I’ll guide you into "Shino Suzuki’s world of bowing" in this column!>I feel like I haven’t conveyed my good points enough up to now, so I hope to use this column to share what makes me special with everyone.>Thank you for reading, and I look forward to your support!
>>16616048I need her
I ain’t reading all that
I'm heading out, can I get some (You)'s for the road?
noice
>>16616930Cheers, brother. >>16616934White hot.
Apparently if you call Rika "Rika-chan" in the locker room it causes Suzume to Instant Transmission behind you to politely but sternly tell you that you should say "-san" instead
Our gal on the inside bringing us the scoops
>>16616934Ittenyon didn’t sell out last year, right? Seems to be some positive movement
>>16616973I love Suzume even more now. Kira is very rude but I love her anyway, she's living the weeb dream
>>16616986Miu apparently also corrects her Japanese
>>16616640>>16616654I see. Thanks for the honest replies, gents.
>>16616973It's funny that Kira is a gigantic anime Stan but still struggles with using chan. I went to Japan for a week last year and just used san for everyone. Who can Kira even use chan for? Uta? Does Uta call her Kira-senpai? I have so many questions. She needs to do more wu cast for all the gaijin wrestling in Japan stories
>>16617015She said it wasn't actually a -chan thing she was just using that as an example to illustrate, it was some other arcane Japanese social cue that she fumbled
>>16617015She can use -chan for Chika, since they’re friends. Probably Uta and the 2025 rookies as well
I think I understand how Kira feels. I went to a college that was super strict about seniority, and I was always on edge about committing a faux pas against the upperclassmen
as opposed to always being on edge watching the games
>one of the girls says "less">kira teleports behind them and says "...fewer"
>>16617015Right. San is safe, always default to that. I'm ok when to use -chan but, I see a lot of -tan these days and don't fully understand it.
>>16617043I was really hoping she'd elaborate what it was. I thought initially it was a puroresu thing maybe like not wiping your feet on the apron before entering the ring. But it sounds like some generic coworke hierarchical team role thing or something. I want to know exactly what it was
>>16617130Suzume demands to be referred to as shi to maintain proper professional distance in case she decides to sue
Matcha getting dicked by the guy who leaked Yuka and Takeshita's marriage
Some more notes from the Summerstream>She wants to team with Chika for the Max Heart but doesn't know yet whether they will>Miyu is always the one who has to reprimand juniors for mistakes but hates doing it>She has "in-depth" conversations with Namba and when other members are around they frequently switch between Japanese and English>Her favorite wrestler as a kid was Eddie Guerrero. Also liked Batista, Angle and Finlay>She also thinks that their themes should be available on streaming services>She considered singing her theme but wasn't sure whether to do it in Japanese or English. She might add lyrics in the future>She trained at a circus for a while>Chika is a shoot kitsune>Wants to do a match wearing full Aussie khaki gimmick either with or against Kamiyu wearing her cowboy hat>On international merch, she said: "...I think the problem is having to split up the inventory. So, making some things already stored in America, and some things stored for online sales nationally, and some things stored for shows. And because of all that, it's hard to keep stock numbers. I dunno. This is just what I've heard and the things I've been told when I've been pushing for availability."
Merch should be gatekept for those who are intelligent enough to understand proxy services.
Once Arai becomes POP champ, do you think Koda will book a filler defense against Moka?
no
Did Koda intentionally group the ex Ice Ribbon player, the ex AWG player and the ex Stardom trainee together or is it just a mildly amusing coincidence?
>>16616866>>16616873is she really that good at bowing?
>>16617311No probably intentional. It's why HIMAWARI got a match with Nao during her retirement road, they both went through AWG, even though HIMAWARI only had 2 matches there. Koda is very aware of the scene
>>16617232I get that part about making merch available internationally. Honestly, the demand probably isn’t high enough to offset the cost of storage. And anyway, with two shows in the US every year, North American fans do have opportunities to buy merch minus shipping costs (though the increased cost of that merch at the US shows makes it cost about the same as ordering through a proxy service)
>>16617283Yes, as is tradition. Tag partners always challenge >>16617311Koda acts like a beta, but actually he’s an alpha and compulsively does these acts of domination
>>16617224His commentary is literally worse than akeem's
>>16616866Shino's column sounds dimes>>16617821In order to know that somebody would actually have to listen to him commentate
I think that I unironically want to sex the Matcha player.
>>16617821Nah he's totally average. The chink who barely speaks english he does commentary with is worse than akki though
>>16617274>he's acting like pasting a link into a form requires intelligence
>>16618263You're VASTLY overestimating the average zoomer.
>>16617224At least she's getting some.
>>16617989Christ, you could barely fit a cauldron over her noggin.
>>16617503She's great at bending over
>>16618382But she could fit her cauldron over my lower noggin...if you catch my drift.
>>16617601Nao literally asked for the match
>>16617646The issue was that she kept talking about how it could be an inventory issue when PWTees is print on demand. TJPW already has a page on there, it's just that they only have 1 design. They used to have the bubble tea, the popsicle, and the hamburger designs, but they got rid of all of them a while ago. Meanwhile DDT has a bunch of designs for different wrestlers and stables on their PWTees page.You can probably argue that the girls want to quality control their merch and not leave it up to PWTees who might screw things up. But it does seem like they're leaving money on the table.
>>16618355I don't think the average zoomer posts here or even watches tjpw
>>16617232>She trained at a circus for a whileBig Top Kira
New Mizuki interview about her upcoming PoP challenge https://www.daily.co.jp/opinion-d/2025/01/02/0018503148.shtml?pg=2
>cracked infected pitsdropped.
Extremely virgin post, even for this place
Pits do nothing for me desu
>>16618802That's the schizo op for you
After all, she is the cutest in the world.
>>16618785Yeah, that's...unfortunate. I don't NEED great pits but, I can't stand chopped up nasty ones.
>>16619182Are we gonna like her new song? Should she even be doing a new song at this point?
Even if it's good everyone will pretend it's not because it's Maki and she makes this thread seethe.
Can you at least try making your schizoing less obvious?
I've been on my best behavior the last couple days, but you can't expect me to be perfect.
daily Uta selfie just dropped
>>16619375Stretching Uta's cheeks...
>>16619599Himawari's face when I tell her how many sunflower chekis I've bought
>>16619599absolutely brutal mogging
>>16619804I know it's so unfair. How can Kira even compete?
The cursed package has finally arrived.
>>16620114What's in it?
>>16620122
>>16620124skip
Imagine the smell
Torippi chad is ready
>>16618785>>16619323we don't like virgins here
>>16620347basedola
>>16620347Seeing torippi chad always post in messy English before every big show asking for gaijin to throw streamers makes me sad. Nobody ever seem to take him up on it. I want to go back to Japan one day so I can throw a streamer with him
>>16618785She's going to get a TJPW salary now. She can afford the lasers or whatever procedures
>>16619337Or if it's bad, her fans will pretend it's good because they can't bear to criticize her.This thread is much more civil to new things than expected if they are good. Everyone thought Zara and Matcha would suck and then they ended up being shockingly good and everyone said as much.If Maki's new track is a banger, people will say so. If it's some garbled English rap garbage, people will say so too.
>>16620434Maybe she should try harder to get more fans instead of mostly stagnating for years. She is a masked wrestler, it should be very easy to be a fan favorite. >>16620245Arai probably smells great. Her pH is probably amazing, too.
>>16620434x torikui kayao kaya toribami
>>16620575>Maybe she should try harder to get more fansstreamers =/= fansNeko gets the most streamers and Maki barely gets any at big shows
>>16620610Exactly, but I'm sure if she had more fans, people would be more amenable to throwing streamers for her.I don't even like her that much and I'd throw some. I got some Yuki Aino streamers in Seattle and would have thrown for her (before they told us no streamers) and she's bland as fuck.
I would throw streamers for all of our girls because I love them all equally.
>>16620124Based Itoh Bro I'm glad you finally got your stuff
At the LA show someone was handing out streamers for Miu. When I threw mine I think I accidentally hit Namba in the head. Ever since that day I've been thinking about ending things, but I know I can't because it'd make my mom sad
>>16620653The only issue is that if you're too busy throwing streamers you can't take cool entrance photos
>>16620653false fan
>>16620695Good thing US streamers are lighter than the Japanese stuff. It's like tissue paper. We also buried Miu in the stuff during her entrance in LA, so they can handle it.
>>16620695You will rot in hell for all eternity regardless so I don't care how long it takes you to get there.
>>16620695I once went to see Miyu at an indie show with streamers someone gave to me. I was on the left side of the ring. Mine hit her right in the butt as she was bending over to do her signature pose. I sometimes think about how often that happens to her
>>16620690Thanks bro.
I hate Suzume and I would still throw a streamer for her if someone handed me one
>>16620719Don't feel bad. Miyu's butt looks like it's pretty well padded these days. She probably didn't feel a thing
I would like to throw a streamer at Himawari in a loving, gentle way.
real fans coom on streamers and then aim at the players faces
>>16612789suzume is shoot objectively the most beautiful joshi
When Arisu kept a zebra streamer she received in the first US show for the whole trip that's when I realized how important our streamer support is
>>16620900IIRC it was a regular white streamer and the fan drew the zebra stripes onto it by hand. So it was a labor of love.
When Wakana excitedly purchased the manager's special discounted doughnuts that's when I realized we need to support are girls no matter what
When Rika said she couldn't afford to fix her doorknobs that's when I realized we need to support these girls with money.
>>16620900Adorable.
>>16620575>She is a masked wrestler, it should be very easy to be a fan favorite.Idol fed so something that hides her face is antithetical to that and she doesn't have the benefit of debuting as a JC whcih is the entire reason SLK appeals to the perv uncles.
>>16620711When I went to the Spark show, they were handing streamers out to people as they walked in. I don't like that they just give you random colors though.
>>16621133SLK is much cooler looking and slick than Kaya, who only just recently stopped wearing the garbage bag tights. I don't even watch stardom and I know SLK is all about a manicured image on a big platform.
>>16621143That feels wrong if it's not organically done by fans
Everyone loves SLK because she's arguably the best worker in women's wrestling right now.
>>16621191>SLK is much cooler looking and slick than KayaGeneric Stardom Gear with a Generic Tiger Mask mask and she only has the mask because Rossy has a mask fetish.
>>16621215>Everyone loves SLK because she's arguably the best worker in women's wrestling right now.
Can you niggers (yes, we say that word here) take a hike?
>24 hours until (LIVE)
>when you whip out the ol' reliable 1-incher
>>16621361Did someone say (LIVE)?
>>16621143I threw my first streamer there....poorly.
>>16621385kek
>when the flacid 1-incher grows into an erect 2-incher
I have a shoot small penis which I think is a subconscious reason I'm so attracted to Asian women.
I want to give Suzuki Shino a weed vape
>>16621296We only recognize the one true M. Watanabe in this house.
>>16621468Isn't that like 15 years hard labor over there?
Namba is so incredibly beautiful.
>>16621604No it's up to 7 years in prison, though as a visitor you'd probably just get deported and banned from re-entering like Matt Sydal
>>16621606You misspelt Shoko
Her too.
I would gladly fornicate with every single player. Except Itoh, I don't want to catch shit.
>>16621663Shoko with the slightly longer curled hair does it for me, bros
>>16621618Sounds like paradise.
>>16621663That lil nigga looks like Tetsuya Naito
>>16621385I'm gonna need a word-for-word translation from A. Honda
Kira's boobs tho
Kira's face tho
>>16621720Shut up
Kira's amazing personality tho
Kira, amazing
Kira's unfettered access to the roster
remember natsumi maki?
Yes, I still watch her professional wrestling matches often and masturbate to her.
>>16621902absolutely brutal mogging
>>16621886She’s in GCW now, right?
>>16621891That's gross
Cute
>>16621980God, she's amazing.
>>16621980she liked my post
>>16621980Hyper Misao (29)
>>16621980happy birthday to this goofball
>>16622007Hello John
>>16621980no one cares
Rude.
>>16621980>mentally unstable ladyshe has a funny sense of humor
>>16622080but true
Objectively and unequivocally not true, but okay.
>>16622070I care
Weird people here
Bro where do you think you are?
Schizo city apparently
Welp, Haru and Uta just got scratched from the card.
>>16622197
Oh no...Anyway
>>16622205>Due to poor health, Kazeshiro Haru and Takami Uta will be absent from Tokyo Joshi Pro Wrestling '25 at Korakuen Hall on January 4th.
>>16622213>>16622197[Sad News]
>>16622213
>>16622213That sucks. I hope they feel better soon
>>16622215
>>16622213Haru hasn't Xeeted in a couple days. Hope she's alright.
Haru dead confirmed
>>16622213Cursed show. Tokyo Joshi won't make it through 2025.
>>16622257don't joke about shit like that
>>16621886The Baka queen with the weird shaped head?
>>16622263You never know
>>16622271Haru died in the earthquake with Runa.
>>16622266enough about miyu though
Our girl lives.
>>16622213SURVEYCHADGET IN HERE
An inauspicious start to the Year of Kazashiro.
>>16622213odd. Uta was just streaming on showroom
sounds to me like they came down with a severe case of "that doesn't work for me brother"
someone check which DDT boys coincidentally got sick
>>16622417Everybody has been streaming with the sniffles. I can imagine whatever she has she came down with quick. YUM is already apologizing since cheki/meet and greet merch was already sold for Uta, so it's prob not a weird fakeout.
pedos btfod
>>16622443Shut it
New thread >>16622517
>>16622443Just Takeshi Masada but he doesn't even like girls
>>16622427kekBig Leagues Yuka always goes over brother
Fuck Haru
310 for Ittenyon
>>16622446>YUM is already apologizingThey did the same for Hikari Noa
>>16612789Suzume is ugly as fuck
maybe on planet gay retard
Raku's fat tits