>...but not at the Royal Rumble
>>16629729Ospreay literally has more 5 star bangers than all of the shititude era combined
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>>16629756gay niggas
>>16629759>starmark
>>16629759
BROS I HIT MY VAPE REAL HARD
>Cody is only on top cause he paid the jews and it wasn't cause he's a patriotic hard worker
>>16629759the golden up has more value
>>16629759Dave please take your pills.
>>16629729moderns WWE fans are more concerned with "being a part of something cool" than to be objective. That's why they taut business figures instead of being genuinely invested in individual wrestlers. In the 90s and 00s you had your favorite guys, the guys you hated, you were invested in the characters not the brand. Now it's all about brand loyalty, so of course the will claim WWE today is better than in the 90s and 00s (when it was actually good)
>>16629759Genuinely, why are you here?
I like nakameme's new gimmick
If they are really making Smackdown three hours, there should be a Black Queen on screen at all times to keep fans engaged
And the crowd goes mild!
NAKAMEME SAMURAI
>>16629769He's called the American Nightmare for a reason.
>>16629759Don't care about Meltzer updoots
Sith Shin is getting a bit cringe now
Shinsuke's entrance is pure yens
>>16629777are you the guy that has Kevin Owens as your favorite wrestler? Cause he's also Simons
Time for Shinsuke KINO
>kept the samurai gear from Noahbased
nak is back from japan already?his new theme and tron is kino
>now
How can a wrestler have amazing aura at one country but zero at another one with the same entrance?
>>16629768There is a wart in the crease between her thigh and crotch on the left side.
crickets
BANE?
KEK WTF IS THIS RACIST ASS THEME LMAOTriple K at it again!
I've never heard an entrance this dead lmao
Damn. Not even piped in boos?
I love his intro so much
IM THE KIND THAT LIKES TO READ FROM PROMPTSWHOOOOA OOH
A jap and a leaf are the U.S champs
where is finner joining with nakamura
so is nakamura really going feud with Braun kek
Oni samurai Nak is based
>his gimmick is he's JapaneseWhat year is it
>Drew is so right about everything that Cody has to react like a heel to refute him KO is right is just a meme, but Drew hasn't told a single lie
>female shredder
>>16629812oh dear
>>16629808Is it racist to play Japanese music?
>>16629812That's the closed captions
>>16629813the perfect villains to dethrone and bring glory to the red white and blue Ahhhyessir
Jesus even Andrade got a bigger "pop" than Nakamura
>>16629808>noooo you cant just give a japanese person a theme with japanese instruments
EL JOBOLO
EL JOBBOLO
please let him keep the title... don't tell me they only gave it to him as marketing for his noah match...
Now I wanna Replay Ghost Of Tsushima
Mexican karrion kross
>Andrade with a small popWUT?
why does they wear a mask
Shitty crowd
>>16629819after all, Triple H is racist
hhh will never give up on his black and gold shitters no matter how dimeless they are
WASH YOUR BACK!
>>16629830wow the face got a bigger pop congrats on graduating the first grade anon
>>16629821oh wait it's not female n/mi thought it was going into the womemes matchspeaking of no pop
>>16629812Retard, that’s closed captions for the deaf.
>>16629759did it really happen or matter if no one was there to witness it in comparison to the Attitude Era? I'm sure some middle school gym wrestlers produced 7 star matches while the janitor watched
nakamemebros...idolobros...crowd is sleep for our boys
>>16629841Shitty show with shitty "superstars">Nakamura vs AndradeDo better!
>>16629845Nakameme didn't even get boos. In fact im pretty sure everyone forgot he was the US champ.
Shin's new entrance gear makes me wanna watch Turtles 3
Budokan
>>16629825>>16629831it's not japanese music nor are those japanese instruments, fucking retards
>>16629838got over with the best of 7 with Melo.
>3 hoursno fucking way
>>16629832>>16629833Based /pw/ hivemind
>>16629853based Japanese United States champion
crowd is just badly mic'd
nakamura is 50 why are you doing dives on him
the mat is blue?
SMARKS THIS ONE'S FOR US
andrade is insanely based
nujamal mentionedpartnership in the works? noah btfo
>2 flips>commercial break
>>16629759>Ospreay can draw 5 Meltzerslop stars but not even 1 milly viewersOh dear
Blue mat is permanent now?
>>16629830They’re in Arizona, which is pretty much a part of Mexico at this point
So they're moving all the people who draw money to Raw while Smackdown becomes a glorified Main Event?
Why is the mat blue?
>>16629867Turn your red on.
Why is the mat so blue?
is the blue canvas new? I haven't watched Smackdown in like 4 months.
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best thing about this youtube shit is no gay tranny pill ads anymore
>methstreams is downWhere the fuck do I watch Smackdown?
I like the blue mat
>blue canvas
>no prime logo>blue mathuh
blue mat a refence to CMLL
>when you wanna wrestle in the ocean
>both US champions are foreignersWhat went so wrong?
the mat is sacred
>>16629886YouTube
These people need to ban faces doing outside dives as leads in to commercials like they did thigh slapping.
>>16629886https://www.youtube.com/live/9u4gKFTpTDU unless you live in *that* country
Prime bros the Hydration Station is gone too...
>>16629898how?
>>16629854>Turtles 3but why
IM BLUE
>>16629889>no prime logothank god
It has come to my attention that the mat is in fact blue
>>16629759>Memeltzer's imaginary stars ranking
THIS BLUE RING FUCKING SUCKS
>>16629878that's what happens when you get paid 5 billies
>>16629895Fitting for muttmerica
>>16629874>>16629879Schizo take: Netflix asked for a red mat to cover bloodstains
Are normalfags actually going to watch wwe now?
>>16629856Except it is.t. /jp/ here
nxt level up card poster I summon youwho is wrestling tonight?
blue mat looks cool, but i would've liked blue ropes more
>no white males in this planet fitness adTV is healing.
>>16629915Yes, they will all tune in to watch Shinsuke and his exciting entrance!
>Drew McIntyre
>>16629895This is pretty bad but>>16629900This is the ultimate insult thoughFucking Hunter
>>16629917what makes it japanese music? what japanese instruments are being used? it's all midi based on a rock song
ANDRADE WAKING UP THE CROWD
>>16629919Last week was the last level up
nikki bella is on the traitors
>>16629919My friend...
>>16629931El dimeolo
andrade will never be over
>>16629915i hope, maybe /pw/ will have more than the same 3 schizos posting outside of gamethreads
>>16629759And I can ask people who the rock stone cold undertaker hbk Hollywood Hogan Goldberg are and most will know them.Bro only a few million people scattered across the globe know who Ospreay is. Also he's doing gay shit in the gay company so I don't care. Haven't watched him since he left NJPW
>>16629925A MINORRRRTheir back & forth was so fucking good
>>16629912Netflix would want blood to be more visible.
>>16629931This is every andrade match. If there's anyone who can wake up a crowd it's him and his athleticism. If he actually fucking learned english and used flair to get more segments that show off his personality he would be giga over.
>>16629931as usual
>>16629919anon... I don't know how to tell you this...
>>16629912Real schizo takeThe mat is blue so it doesnt get burned by the space lasers
Jesus Christ end this match already
>>16629925Did Triple Nose tel him to delete it
NAKAMEMEBROS....
nakamura has lost like half his wrestling ability since fastlane 2023
I don't even know what Andrade's finisher is
>>16629927It’s clearly traditional Japanese string, made on a Toshiba (Japanese).
andrade might actually be the best wrestler in wwe
That stupid German that Shin does of the ropes doesn't look like it does any damage
>>16629959the backwasher
>>16629959A DDT I think?
>>16629959The (((Message)))
>>16629951ACTUAL Schizo take: The Mat is blue to represent the blue balls the Annunaki currently have, as HHH is in communication with them
Those Andrade and cucky matches were the only decent part of collision.
>>16629957Nakamura has phoned it in for every match since 2020 or so, apart from the Gunther match and the Seff fued
andrade should go back to aew
Blue ropes > blue mat
That was a 3
>>16629962In terms of in ring he's top 3 for sure. I'd say it's>Andrade>Gunther>Ilja DragunovNo idea what order I'd rank them in though.
>>16629973Why is he so picky about who he shows up for?Seems like the california weed is making him too lazy
>match for the US belt is two smark workrate focused foreigners that don't speak english (basically ideal intercontinental match conditions)
>>16629974Why so he can beat up Sammy again and be sent home for months
Why do people keep dodging Andrade's moonsault like that, it always happens the same
Pretty great match
>>16629990>nakamura>workrate
Blue mat is pretty cool
bruh Nakamura sucks now, what the fuck happened?
MEGA LA KNIGHT POO
POP
>>16629962
That pop
>>16629992they keep falling for his feint elbow too
STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD IS HERE
KWAB
YEAH
>>16629992Stop noticing things
LAREDDITUPVOTE MY CATCHPHRASE TO YA
LA Knight's theme actually jumpscared me lmao
>LA Dimes is back
YEAH!!!
>nakamura is going to netflix along la knightbased hhh
>>16629992It hurts more from the top rope?
let me job to ya
>>16629992To set up for the bit after
MEGA SUPER GIGA POPYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYTEAHAGDASGGYADYTFDIA BONCE RONCETEAH\YEAHYEGAH
>galaxy shattering pop
>spending this much energy on the US title
>>16629959Usually on Charlotte's tits.
Yeah
y-YEAH
LEMME
>yeah>y-yeah>yeahplease get this guy off the mic
La knight isn't getting a mania match is he
Nakamura's new gimmick
How do you not push LA Knight as your guy? He would be so much more fun than Cody if put in actual feuds.
holy gassed lol
Knight desperately needs a new finish
I thought LA Knight was moving to raw?
JOBBERKNIGHTYEAH
>Hulk Hogan colorsDIMESOLA
unhinged Knight YEAH
YES BOY
oh my fucking god
:D
>>16629992I was at the Holiday Tour in Jax and Mello rolled to dodge the first moonsault, but then dodged the second one as well by rolling the other way.
>>16630032>bianca keeping the white girl off-framebasedased
i thought knight was going to raw?if smackdown is the workrate show i can't imagine shinsuke going to raw
what the fuck does he mean steal? he lost.
Uhh what happened bros??? I thought LA Knight was finished, why is he getting pops louder than Cody?
Back to the dimeless bums
pretty deadly stuck with these shitters
ESCOBARSI!
>Pretty Deadly, Apollo Crews, and Legado del Fantasma segment nowPlease stop, this show is too dimes!
MEGA POOYEAH>YEAHYEAH>YEAH
YES BOI
pretty deadly are meant to be little annoying gay guys but they still mog the mexicans
vinci should join pretty deadly as the workrate guy
Has Apollo regained his foresight?
From YEAH to YES BOIS!
>>16630059SI!!!!!!
Orale, holmes
>>16630032Bianca seriously needs to drop this corny ass nigga, people act like he will eventually get over, but it's never happening.
lel
did he call him Nicolas?
PDGAWDDS??A CHAT???????????????????
cute ref sighted
>Pretty Deadly being future endeavoredYES
>bitch tits nakamura
>Mexicans picking on theater kids
pretty deadly push would be poggers
jesus the state of smackdowns champions
Aldis wants to fuck our faggots.
>>16630056>person loses one match>smarks say he's buried and done>comes back>major pop>gets pushmany such casessmarks are always wrong
>>16630032I require Black GF.
Why are we still PG
>pretty deadly have the most personality of all tag teams>have to deal with DIY and MCG
bro... a midcard feud.. and its non title. WE won
nick aldis is going to have gay sex with pretty deadly in his office
>no violence in the work placeKEK
PRETTY DEADLY PRETTY DONE
The three hours is so much better, undercard talent have more time to develop their characters, push storyline, more growth and space for them to breathe.
>>16630066Looks like an argument between me and my ex girlfriend. Always wondered what it’d be like as a fly on the wall.
>>16630089Who's topping
>>16630032I wish I had a sassy Black gf bros
>>16630032Is this Cardi B?
Is... is Nick gonna fuck them?Is this standard procedure between Englishmen?
>>16630032she did NOT wanna have knight's gf in the frame LMAO
>>16630096Ribbu Morrugannu
>>16630092Calling them undercard is very generous
>>16630092All of them will be in the same place in a year while receiving the same reactions.
So who is la facing at mania?
>The three hours is so much better, undercard talent have more time to develop their characters, push storyline, more growth and space for them to breathe.
>>16629998Nak’s been phoning it in since the plandemic started
>>16630092NOOOOOO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I HATE WRESTLING SO AN EXTRA HOUR OF WRESTLING IS UNBEARABLE TO ME NOOOO
>>16630109
>>16630104She is probably some loud annoying basic white bitch who keeps talking about her pottery classes or something lol
>>16630096What the fyck is that monstrosity belt lmao is it the cosmic championship or multi universal
>>16630109H1M and Andrade
>>1663010950 other men in the andre the giant memorial battle royale
>>16630083Many such cases!
Wait, /pw/ hates Pretty Deadly?
>>16630109It should be Cody but the nose listens too much to retarded smarks. LA Knight will go down as one of WWE's biggest fumbles.
>>16630117Saudi Prince sex slave title. That's why Liv is crying
>>16629812I took that pic, made that thread also I am the same guy that created the I'M THE KIND THAT LIKES TO WORK FROM HOME WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAH meme.Lol.
>>16630106Whatever you want to call them>>16630108At least we'll see them get a chance with TV time >>16630114:(
>>16630111kek trips don't lie. that's exactly how i imagined that anon looks like
>>16630120
>>16630124no?
>>16630119H1m isn’t that some Mexican flu? Not fair andrade get to use that
>>16630117unironically worth more than all the titles combined
>>16630111First off I dont give a fuck about your opinion but yes this is a better format so let things flow more natural instead of just pushing fast segments. You also have the added bonuses of showing more undercards like PD that you wouldnt have been able to see in like a month
>>16630124No?
NO BOY
>>16630124No it's just me but I post off CD. Is it working?
diy are still shitters as heels
>reddit>chompors
DIY should be murdered live on air as a ratings ploy.
>>16630129based
why are pretty deadly teaming up with johnny reddit and the snitch
Goddamn this echo
>>16630124NO BOY
>>16630124yes they're gay like seth
PATHETIC
I swear to god I could go out there and show more personality and get over quicker than these shitters
tired of michin, give chelsea someone new please
>apollo stoogekek johnny wrestling dont miss
Pretty deadly are turning face tonight
Why isnt that guy doing a Legolas gimmick
I could see Netflix wanting Michin
Cannot wait to see Super Hexagon on Monday
>>16630129Nah that’s you
Heel DIY are kinda dimes bros
>>16630112>plandemicHey, just wanted to let you know that you misp.... Oh wait. That was on purpose, wasn't it? Lol. I get it.
>>16630124we've been Pretty Deadly fans since NXT brother
Disgusting xenomorph looking bitch
Michin is hot, but her theme is dimeless
I am so fucking happy that Pretty Deadly is showing up regularly now.
>>16630146Gorbonzo's fault, Simpa as a heel was a psycho, Johnny wants to be le funny and sarcastic villain
>>16630138If you honestly want to see more of Pretty Faggy you obviously need to kys
I still can't believe Michin is married to Keith Lee
Chelsea is so boring
Did Michin get kicked from the(Not Bullet) Club?
>>16630166Lmao
>>16630170Always were. I loved Johnny in The Way.
At least she's stopped with the cringe pig tails
>>16630047Based Melo, that goofy ass nigga is getting over with me
>>16630177All I wanted from the 3 hours
Where the fuck is AJ nowadays
lilian's "chelsea greeeeeeen" isn't as good as samantha's but is better than alicia's
CHELSEA SEXCHELSEA SEXCHELSEA SEXCHELSEA SEX
Post Michin's big boobas.
WONDER COOM WOMAN CHELSEA!
2 absolutely disgusting ugly bitches. turning off youtube. i'm out.
Piper tailor made for BBC
>>16630183Everyone else is injured
>>16630190Reinjured against Melo
can't believe yanks like this fat ayr cunt
Michin actually looks pretty dimes
Blue mat sucks. Looks like they're wrestling on a carpet.
lel Corey
>>16630195Tired gimmick, bro.
>>16630195Turn your mother's and sister's monitors on.
>>16630204
Doudrop YUM
Michin is dimeless and has a weird face and she sucks
>>16630199Melo is such a shitter
Based Cole calling out FAKE Americans
>>16630176
People actually watch this show for 3 hours?
Seeing C*nadians wearing OUR flag makes me fucking sick.
>>16630203Vanessa Hudgins?
>zack ryder is fucking thatlucky guy
ANAL WITH CHELSEA
>>16630215You like trap crap?
>>16630176Michin is not hot but her theme is dimes
>>16630202It needs a logo
>>16630209Much love from India.
>>16630129plz sign my mousepad
>>16630235I said I didn't like her
The black guy in that Hut ad cannot pronounce pizza.
>>16630225Zack’s too busy playing with his action figures
>>16630256
>>16630225>>16630271https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJnZ-JXdBJ0
KWABOTN
3 hours ugh...
