BASED HULKSTER PROMOTING SNME
I LOVE YOU /PW/
Bros, I haven't masturbated since the new year began. I know it's only been three days, but that's huge for me.
>>16630778>>16630792
>>16630769well, its definitely not their old theme. id rate it slightly above Judgement Days new theme
>>16630802DO NOT have fap. You literally get superpowers if you don't fap
>>16630763they are shoot the best tag team in the entirety of wrestlingthey are just two singles guys mashed together this year because there was no room for them and they mogged everybody because they are just so good individually and their styles complement each other so perfectly they didn't even need to build chemistrywatch their match vs no quarter catch crew at deadline recently if you can find it
>>16630809So this is where the best wrestle
4 game threads in one hour, faking the count again I see
stop playing the race card now, ya hear?
>>16630809why are they like this
Anons, there is no need to look like your Dad. This is YOUR hair treatment!
btw this is my last thread, someone else will need to make next
Tag team sloppa
>>16630819I fully agree. Their match against Andre and Duke was possibly my MOTY. I assumed their tag team would be short lived, but they're so good and they've gotten so much acclaim that I think they're staying a tag team when they get to the main roster too.
how the fuck have we still got 2 hours left
How old are MCMG nowadays? Over 40 for the both of them?
Nigga think he godzilla
4 dimeless shitters in one match. Fuck this.
>>16630842KEK i forgot about this old nigga
PRESSURE FIST
Candice LeRae needs a real man
johnny gargano>is that a helicopterok he popped me
>>16630816what if I fap but i don't cum
>>16630849Kinda discriminates orphans.
RAISE YOUR FIST! RAISE YOUR FIST! holy fuck this theme is terrible
>>16630864Hunters favourite
>>16630819I love Axiom but I'm tired of Frazer being an albatross around his neck.
>>16630854i won't mind if they stick together initially but i don't want it to stifle their singles careers overall, in my opinion they are both future world champion material other than their height (both shoot 5'8")
>SmackDown isnt even half way over yet
>>16630881It's literally only you saying this
Literally no crowd noises
>Nia vs Naomi title match tonight>againWhat's the catch?
three hours is a mistake for smackdown zero stars
>>16630865>Those colorsHe's not even hiding itAnd the most absurd thing is that you'll pretend that this is an actual woman
RAISE UR FIST
m dogg 20 aka son of havoc aka was in tough enough
they did that just to mock shotzi
every time cory commentates a DIY or MCMG match he dedicates 3 minutes to shouting out indie guys, BASED smark in the booth
22 years? only 1 dime
I turn on smackdown and I see DYEL vs motor shitty machine chumpswomp womp
>>16630887un mute your stream
>>16630877>>16630895I thought it's saying "ARE YOU PISSED?"
>>16630888someone's coming out after it, either a big return or tiff is cashing in
The best part of these matches are Corey's burial of Gargano
>>16630819Nathan Frazer needs Axiom more than Axion needs Nathan Frazer. Axiom has incredible timing and even though their wrestling style is completely different the wrestler he reminds me most of is Randy Orton.Nathan Frazer is just a shitter who thinks quantity > quality
>>16630885Nah Frazer being a terrible friend to Axiom is getting old. Shit or get off the pot
>>16630869HEY WOMANHEY WOMAN!
>>16630888Stiffy might or might not cash in tonight (this time frfr)
>22 yearsfinally in the big leagues
>>16630885not him but i do think axiom is the michaels but frazer is still amazingdave singled out frazer as his pick for the michaels so you know that got HHH's ears perked up
M-DOG 20 namedrop.
>>16630913But she's Nia's friend? Why would she do such a thing.
>>16630902trust bro, tiffy is coming on soon
>>16630887you were saying?
>>16630819>they are just two singles guys mashed togetherTwo singles guys who would wrestle each other for the hell of it any time they had nothing else for them to do.
absolute kino
>>16630910Axiom, despite in a mask, has great ground game and can do well without having to do flipsFrazer can only go speedy gonzalez and flip
>>16630923she dumped her for Gargano's wife
>>16630924Oh he's cumming alright..Deep in Ludwig's bussy
>>16630925>man finds $1 bill in the crowd>everyone cheers for himHad nothing to do with the match
>>16630861nigga think he godzilla
>>16630872you're edging pretty close to the line, but it is aloud
>>16630945AHHHH HE'S BUSTINNNNNNN
>>16630940nice fanfic faggot
>>16630924A man, that is.
>>16630923she wouldn't cash on nia tho
another naomi Title match Lol Lmao Even
>>16630943delusional
>>16630945did bronson sneed vs big mike elgin ever happen in the indies?
wtf went for a piss and this match is still on
>>16630883>my face trying to watch this on 2 hours of sleep
>neckbreaker>didn't break his neck
>>16630954quit projecting, you pussy having retard
>>16630898he did this just to mock sol ruca
>>16630949>aloud
>you know who gave Johnny Gargano the Johnny Wrestling nickname, right? Johnny Gargano!
>>16630970>powerbomb>no explosive was set off
>>16630972yumola
shelley fake limps after a dive in every match
>>16630975are you ill? this is like the 5th time you've mentioned ospreay tonight
shelley looked like he shoot hurt his left foot
Tag team matches need to die
Who is your favorite sub-6 foot sub-200 pounds male wrestler?
>>16630975Imagine getting worked into a shoot by some trainee in NXT who's fucking Tyler Bate
>>16630976Hate when a nigga a soon to much
>>16630972That's a cute look he'd give when your balls slap against his mid-fuck
>>16630993I still love you, Big Brother Vince
>>16630991I think he might be okay
>>16630802Keep it up and maybe you will get laid
>>16630994Tozawa
>>16630989he doesn't have anything else to do since Rampage got cancelled
>>16630994for me, it's THE MAD DRAGON, ILJA DRAGUNOV
blue mat got go away heat with me
>>16630975Did what? A bad haircut?
>this is awful!agreed
>>16630989this is the first time i've mentioned ospreay tonighttake your damn meds
>this is awesome chants for superkick spam
Why does wrestle kingdom look so dire?
>>16630999
Why does Graves hate Gargano again
Wait.. this is what AEW like in wrestling? This is terrible.
When's Johnny gonna get his wife involved with his matches?
uh who are the faces
Not a single man is above 5'10" in this match
Sabin was my main in this when I was 12 because I thought his finisher was cool
>>16631029he's a straight male
>>16631029Graves is /pw/
mcmg is much better than diy at the same style
>DIY gets no crowd reaction, /pw/ says
kek
>PRETTY DEADLY FINGERED THEM
>>16631017sure man, I bet there's just a bunch of aewfags hanging around in the smackdown gamethreads and bringing up will ospreay in every one
kino ending
>>16631029he just has two working eyes and an iq higher than 60
kek one of the spics caught the blond elf
>>16630994PAC or Noam Dar
Shades of WCW
>>16631014sol ruca did the great sasuke flip on an NXT ppv and then a few days later ospreay did it on dynamite and people said he did it to snub or mock her
So is his name Burto Garza now
>>16630987>>16631000you should post this on wattpad or something and not here
>>16631040Hey, the ref might make 5'11"
So are Legado turning face?
>pretty deadly vs the garzas feudbros.. i'm happy
Why does every diva have their tits out tonight?
Landed right on ciampas leg kek
Based Candice lesbian angle
>gays fucking it up for everybodyA tale as old as time
Ozempic working good on Nia Jax
Annoying unwanted leech candace is growing on me
Candice buttering up to Nia feels just creepy
>>16631068>4 women and one man
>>16631053>anyone who mentions this wrestler i don't like is the same person
tiffy cashing tonight
Nia is losing the belt
I kind of want to titty fuck Nia
they're totally teasing tiffy cashing on nia lol
im gonna be honest i really like evil redditor heel gargano
How smashable would Nia be post-ozempic?
Tiffy will fail to cash in and Naomi will get the title off Nia
>>16631095>>16631096It’s happening!!! Then Nia goes to RAW to join Rock’s bloodline on Monday
Candice has cute little booba
>>16630994ya boy is BOUNCY
>>16631098ngl she would crush my dick
>3 hours to watch a womemes match
Does Nia wear diapers when she goes out clubbing?
>firing a sexo lesbian>keeping the blue rinse grannyI don't understand WWE
>>16631104
>Boneless wingsIsn't it just chicken breasts made into strips
this show is fucking ass
>>16630945Based graphics
>>16631124Fucking gAyEW's ass in the ratings? Yes, it is.
>>16631104a 10heard she likes to suck and swallow, and also you're getting your son a guaranteed WWE job if you impregnate her
>>16631029I forget but basically>Graves=Bobby The Brain Henan>Gargano=Hulk HoganNo matter what Graves will always hate Gargano whether he's face or heel
Kat Dennings has a sitcom again?
>>16631041I think i managed to play 10 minutes of that before I completely gave up on it.
>Another Tim Allen show
>>16631129lolhahahalmfaoo
Anyone watching Wrestle Kingdom after this?
I'm drunk is this is till dogshhit tonight
>>16631131But why though? Is there a historical reason for this or just a case of "I don't like this goof"
>>16631137It has Kat Dennings in it so that's a good start
>sami zayn>carmelo hayesa real who's who of who cares
>>16631131>Graves=Bobby The Brain Henan>Gargano=Hulk Hogan
>>16631142Not right after. I'll have to go to sleep. But I'll be watching it later. I'm really excited for it.
>>16631142No
>>16631137That one blonde kid who played his son recently got popped for domestic violence
if there's any justice in this world, sami zayn will be kept on rawPLEASE KEEP HIM AWAY FROM MY KINODOWN PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE
i used to like sami
>>16631144I got wayy too wasted on Vodka and shots on NYEI'm not tocuhing a drink til the end of the month
Melo is actually getting to get some personalityProbably felt that noose around his neck with Trick getting called up soon
>>16631163Have antismarks really been reduced to pretending that no one cares about Sami Zayn?
>>16631142How many bongs? Sure it's on at 8am here
>>16631177he was presented too serously on nxt when hes a natural goofy ass
Every time I have to hear Sami's voice, I die a little inside.
maggle
A VERBAL confrontation?!
WASH YOUR BACK
>>16631184They should bring back the barbershop
KO following sami
Is Jey Uso winning the rumble this year?
>they're actually having Drew and KO team upHOLY FUCKING DIMES
shan't be watching a fucking shota main event
>drew and KO both saying "watch your back">drew giving cody a heartfelt warning about the match at the rumble and a hugoh fuck drew is going to interfere to kick off the faction isn't he? seth will probably join next after he loses to punk
Everyday the Kevin, Drew and Seeth alliance is closer
>>16631192Dali ahh Pepe
hello there
>>16631195dire
>schizo faction of Drew, KO, and SethHaha
>>16631150He mentioned it on commentary either after the DIY title win or the smackdown after. He went on a tirade oh it was something about how they needed when they were younger indie guys and Gargano basically used his mom's home as an Indy hotel and they don't get along.Graves said he will never give Gargano respect or credit.
Cody, I've had enough. Give me the title... you will be going to Raw (on Netflix) effective immediately.
this ko/seth/drew faction is about to be insanely dimes
>>16631194based, neither guy have done anything wrong
>>16631215Cool, thanks anon. I can accept this as a reason
>>16631164They are not equal you fucking faggot that's not what I was implying I am saying it's the same dynamic
N
>N
>looks like Kevin Owens99% of WWE Universe on notice
N I
Cody is gonna beat up random redditors
SPECIAL....
we're only slightly past the halfway mark instead of 20 minutes til the end
>if I even SEE a fat guy, it's kill on sight damn Cody
drew, ko and seth aren't gonna be a faction, it's too obvious and too good
b...bros is cody starting to go heel???
SD needed the 3 hours badly. All these feuds get to brew
Tiffy Time! In like 15 mins or so
>>16631197>>16631198>>16631225>Seth/Drew/KO create a hater stable named S.W.O.R.Ddimes
cowards
Cody just announced war on half the American male population that is white
Bros... I have jungle fever...
>>16631243Littler is in the Bullet Club?
No Reaction for Ghetto Child
They are hyping it up too much, something is happening to Nia
Bianca is the best woman's wrestler wwe has. I say that as a racist
>a world championship *here in WWEkek TNA snubbed again!
Nick aldis is a kiss ass.
>>16631262Is Naomi black? I don't see skin color
>an ad for nxt on the main showshas hell frozen over?
FATAL FLATULENCE
ew get these 3 trannies off my screen
>See no evilMay 13th
Aldis has really pretty eyes no homo
>>16631235I know it sounds made up but that was part of it I just don't remember the whole thing but I kekked at Graves implying that Gargano was a rich loser who made ties by giving people free housing.
CHARLOTTE RETURNS TONIGHT
Is NYEvil just a special show? Is anything even gonna happen?
>>16631142Yes
>Cody threatens to physically assault the majority of WWE's fanbasekek
>>16631258StableWillObviouslyReapDimes
>>16631264And the only prescription..Is more Naomi.
bad idea to drink to this tonight
>this perfectly usable song for our shitty drama?>nah let's rerecord it and have some random shitter sing it
jazmyn nyx bros we made it
>>16631290It was May 19th>>16631298Pretty good chance of both word titles changing hands
>>16631298Watch and find out :^)
Charlotte attacked jade
>>16631271she's like 5th or 6th maybe
>>16631290Bro it's may 19th you stupid faggot it's my pin
>>16631314Many such cases. Too many even.
>>16631142Sorry but I will watch TJPW.
this hunting party show is such an anime plot
Jade attacked Jade (stupid bitch)
>>16631322Jade attacked Jade.
>>16631316Zesty Eddy will probably eat the pin but I honestly have doubts about Giulia winning because what would be the Stand and Deliver match? Her vs Steph already?
>>16631316>>16631290weird psyop
>>16631299that is a dire main eventholy shitsomeone needs to come out and save the show like hogan did at wrestlemania 9
>>16630755This shit is almost as bad as AEW. Fucking crap
>>16631299Is that Cody Jr.
>>16631345kelani probably maybe fallon if she drops it before then
why do women in NXT look like aewtroons?
>>16631360Nah it’s great.
HERE WE GO, GIRLS
>>16631364Zack Sabre Jr
>>16631360AEW at least has wrestling on their professional wrestling television show.
I'M NOT LIKE MOST GIRLS WHO ONLY EAT WHAT THEY'RE GIVENI EMPTY THE FRIDGE AND THEN THE KITCHEN
>more women shit
>that faceShe's losing
Would.
>>16631379>at leastgrim
Imagine Nia Jax going full Viscera on top of Candice
>>16631386Real?
nia's theme would be a lot better if it was instrumentalthose big strings at the beginning are kino but it gets stupid after that>>16631369he confirmed that he is going to be on jericho's cruise... the day after the royal rumble.jericho's cruise starts before the rumble, so he's getting on at a later stop.say his name and he appears
I am postponing my shower for this bros tiffy better cash in.
I would rather fuck Lillian Garcia than nia or naomi
CHAMPIONSHYAAAAA
Candice looks like she uses Bad Dragon products
The irresistible fart
CHAMPIONSHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
naomi made me super racist
>>16631386Her anus probably smells horrendous
>>16631386
can't wait for smackdown to die
>>16631408big bush lilian is so hot we love her here
Samantha coming back for Netflix?
>awaits the belt menacingly in you're path
I love that lazy push that Nia does
>>16631408I Rather Fuck the Female White Ref
Tiffy cash in TONIGHT
Did Nia lose 50 pounds in a week?
>>16631404based believer
>>16631430Me getting ready to hold Naomi's ass
cute ref
Crowd are super hyped for this match!
Naomi sucks so bad jesus
>>16631430Would like to cuddle her
Ricochet is winning the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship
TIFFY IS HOT I'M TIRED OF ALL THIS SLANDER.
>>16631430>always the belt giver>never the belt receiver
>>16631430she got the kairi eye makeup
new thread>>16631460>>16631460>>16631460
>>16631408>than NaomiNo need to be this gay
Wheatley so good i'm confident to operate motor vehicles
>>16631465Hi Ludwig
Is a homemade cheeseburger goyslop?
>>16631465TRUE!!!
>>16631459Are Zack has got this
I hate women's wrestling so much
>>16631379Nah, AEW matches are contrived garbage
This shit is putting me to sleep
>>16631487that's a real man right there
>>16630816If that’s the case why are you still a fucking loser?
>>16631518i fapped two weeks ago
>>16631005I miss seeing this image in New Japan event threads
