Previous: >>16631460>youtube link for non americanshttps://www.youtube.com/live/9u4gKFTpTDU
>dick ridin' solo this hard
>>16632155YUMOLA
>>16632155
>>16632155stiffy for tiffy
Tribal Kombat official themehttps://youtu.be/XeQryt_NU2Y?si=oXidqR_7X6wD7vv6
did tama just goFUCKTHISSHIT
it's Timmy time!
>>16632155STIFFY FOR TIFFY!
I LOVEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SOLOYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE
Jacob Fatu looks like the guy from Counting Crows
I LOVE YOU SOLOOOO
>>16632155My wife only lets me drink while I'm watching wrestling, so this is the first time I've been able to drink after 9pm central since Raw went to 2 hours
>I LOVE YOU SOLO
the coconut werewolf needs to start smoking, his voice is not deep enough for his look
The netflix promos are teasing Cena vs Paul
>no chance of a cash in on liv vs rhea nowSo Rhea wins?
>>16632155Can't believe Roman is going to bury this gigadimes new bloodline when the lazy fucker only shows up to work like 4 times a year
>>16632206unfortunatelylivgods we gotta stay strong
>>16632206Of course.
>>16632198Give her a figure 4 until she says you can drink when you want.
>>16632206Yep. Rhea vs. Iyo
>this is just the start>you aint seen nothin yet>will be the EXACT SAME RAW at 3hrs
>>16632206Of course, Rhea champ is the only thing that's over.
I LOVE YOU SOLO
>>16632218Yeah I beat my wife whenever she tries to get bossy
>>16632206got to make the tranny twins look stronghave no fears we have rhea and damian squashing judgement day for years
I bet Tiffy is actually a sweetheart irl
Favorite SW quote? For ne it's >I love you, Solo.
>>16632231can Korean surgeons fix her?
Bros, tonights Smack has been quite good. anyone else drinkin and smokin?
>>16632198Kek what a bitch, I bet she dosn't even let eat tendies or play vidya. Just drop her for some Jersey bitch.
>nia and naomi have good matches with each other but terrible matches against otherswhat is this phenomenon
>>16632241she's already perfect
>>16632218she's too fat for that unfortunately
>>16632242No I’m stone cold Steve sober
>>16632242Ye I always have a few cocktails and burn a few ls
>>16632256It's the opposite of whatever the Uso's have
>>16632223how are they gonna make this happen?turn rhea back heel? she's beyond dogshit as a face obviously but how would they actually do it? make her go too hard on liv or something? then iyo wins the rumble i guess. but with tiff as the champ, surely charlotte is going to demand a title shot, wrestlemania match and rumble win. will HHH fold to her like vince did?
>raw post show with big Eyeah I wont be watching that
>>16632257yumola
Are SmackDown Lowdown and Raw Talk canceled? Meganbros, I don't feel so good.
GO TIFFY
>>16632272It’s the neverending soap opera anon
>>16632272>will Triple Nose sucky floppy Flair dickGee I dunno
>>16632272Iyo's going heel again
>>16632241he's already perfect
>>16632272Rhea is getting tons of pops as face right now
>>16632272Charlotte and Becky winning the Rumble is still a possibility but I think it's Iyo. You can justify Charlotte getting a title match with EC or even just TV matches desu
>>16632242Whisky for me tonight. Cheers lad
Packed house tonight. AEW could never
>>16632294as she did when she was a heel
Tama is fucking dimes.Sidenote when LA doesn't fumble his shit he cuts a good promo of total nonsensical bullshit
>>16632291their is nothing wrong with her profile
>Wyatt Sicks is already done and forgottenHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH what a shit faction
>>16632257How does it not rip?
Joe Tessitore always looks like he's constipated
when they let jacob do a big solos match at a ppv its going to be a 5 star classic
>>16632316They're on Raw
how is yeet still over?
>>16632316They’re on raw retard and they have a big segment on Netflix
>>16632312Yeah, he needs to not improvise so much. He needs to memorize a script and he can deliver it well.
I can't tell jey and jimmy apart if jey isn't wearing his yeet glasses
>>16632322*draws every dime in the universe in your path*
I'm starting to think drew McIntyre is in the right
>I don't care, Cole.BASED Corey
Weekly reminder that Jey Uso is not over. The entrance, the theme, the taunt and the catchphrase are over.
I am exclusively watching this match to see Jacob Fatu no sell something and then do a crazy comboI could not care less about anyone else in this match
This is a really solid three hour show.
>>16632315Can't relate, I have the profile of a roman emperor. Face made to be immortalized on coin.
>>16632344Get off /pw/ Drew
>>16632316
I hope Bronson could come back soon with his brothers in the New Bloodline
>>16632155Women don't dress like that
>>16632346cope
>>16632346what makes a wrestler, anon
>>16632338face blindness is a sign of autism
>Triple H gets his 3 hour shows again>instantly locks inthe only guy who can properly book 2 hour shows now is HBK
>>16632362Gonna be at least half a year, maybe Summerslam, until SNEED returns
>>16632366My own personal biases.
>>16632346and he does it so he's over
>>16632346
>>16632344>only now realizing itBetter late than never I guess
>>16632309Aew would do more but they choose smaller venues
>>16632344Give us a shout out for always believing Drew
>>16632272Ideally rhea starts heeling it up, iyo wins the rumble and charlotte wins the chamberCharlotte can't be a big enough self mark to think she deserves a second rumble win already, right?
>20 minute entrance
HOLY PADDING HURRY IT UP
Fuck is happening? start the match
>i can whistle aren't i so cool ;;;)shut the fuck up!
>>16632375I guess you're right. I always thought the main roster shows should be two hours because NXT is so perfectly paced, but this has been the best episode of SmackDown in a while. Maybe Paul just works better when he lets thinks take their time.
>>16632376Terrible
>>16632356nah
>>16632402it's never too late to learn how to do it, anon
So you're just gonna play the song over and over and over, Trips? LAZY BOOKING
>>16632375It's not like he can have someone cash in every week
>Sami Uso
>>16632368So is liking pro wrestling, buddy
Have Jimmy Uso and Tama Tonga had a singles match yet? Tama is the one who initially injured Jimmy.
blair davenport xisters... our push... the dirtsheets lied...
Is everyone in the ring besides Sammy and ref related?
I'm getting cucked...
why do commercials always show black people dancing while they eat?
That's my fuckin jam
>>16632436Stop noticing things.
>>16632422Is it not meant to be in there?
>>16632344drew is rightkevin is rightseth is rightliv and dom are rightgable is rightfinn is rightnew day is rightkaiser and gunther are rightshinsuke is rightare you noticing a pattern? HHH can only write justified heels where they're in the right but the face wins anyway because logic doesn't matter and you just gotta root for the babyface, you just gotta
So if Jey is gonna have 20 minute entrances, why don't they extend his theme instead of being a 15 seconds loop
I really like the New Bloodline. They are like a comic book group of villains
YEH YEH YEH YEH is over bros
>>16632468I really like them. Even Tanga Loa is a good addition as the based retard who does everything wrong
>>16632459what else would you even add to it? more adlibbing?
>>16632459Because the refrain is the only thing that people can bother to memorize and it's all about the sing along
>>16632426The Tongas are from Haku who isn't directly related to the other anoa'i Samoans iirc.
solo had a few weeks where it looked like he was slimming down and getting more muscular but that seems like it's over, he's getting fat again
I hope they don't instantly drop this for Tiffy vs Charlotte
I like Solo, I think he's done an amazing job at taking a main event spot despite never actually being champ before, but I'm afraid he'll just disappear once the bloodline storyline ends, he just doesn't have the aura to carry himself alone.
>>16632468>>16632482You are just getting used to shitters. Don't do that. Solo still sucks massive turds out of camel anuses.
>>16632502it must be fucking hard to fight samoan genetics
>>16632501What about Sami?
>I will acknowledge Solo if he beats Roman which isn't going to happen since this is the blowoff match in the feud set-up for Roman to win and the debut on Netflix where all the faces will win to impress the casualsDidn't have to say all that Cole
>>16632502That's normal for the holidays, happens to best of us
So Sami is going bald, right?
>>16632505solo will pivot to comedy face and draw more dimes
>>16632510I watch wrestling for the characters and gimmicks not midgets doing cartwheels
SOLO GOAT
>>16632520He's getting old, please understand.
>>16632524Yes, we've known this for years. It's the reason he won't go short hair again even though it would give him world title aura.
ACKNOWLEDGE M-ACKK
>>16632489The frenchies memorized Randy's song, and that one is pretty hard for non-english speakers
>>16632505>once the bloodline storyline endshehwell if by some miracle it does end, he has a solid place as a midcarder forever probably. i do agree that he's improved dramatically in such a short amount of time, but he doesn't have aura, he's not that guy. he's just not made for the main event. at least not yet - he's only 31, he's got some time. he'll probably hold the WWE title at some point, that's more than a consolation prize.
>>16632527He's a fatass that doesn't even to cartwheels.
>>16632510They are not better, but a bizarre version of the OG.Solo is the faker, Toma is the crazy psycho, Jacob is the monster, Loa is the retard. They are like the villains in the Thundercats
>>16632344There is literally a trope for this:https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VillainHasAPoint
>>16632539born to be a comedy midcarder - forced to be a serious main eventer
>>16632540That was surprising but then again it's been around for 15 years now and it's a catchy alt rock song
>>16632350I like you anon. Do big things
>>16632560is solo wwe's okada?
>>16632550Jacob can do a lot, on his own, eventually I hope. The rest are dead weight.
Another nerve hold, Solo?
PURE TAMA STRIKES
Tama Tonga is so based
>>16632516He's Roman's long lost half brother which is why Roman gets so sore about him
sami getting the nash
>>16632580
>>16632573Tama is good too
>>16632564Working on it. Not at the moment, obviously.
>>16632573tama tonga is the michaels, jacob is good too, solo will be a based midcard retard. they all have their place
jacob has that nigga black doom from shadow the hedgehog on his pants
MMMMMMMMM
>>16632565he's like wish.com samoa joe
>seizure sammy
I will always pop whenever corey calls jey or wade "main event" and "bad news"
>>16632617theres worse things to be
jimmy LMAO
Looked more like a spinebuster to me
*spinebusters self*
2 classic beauties.
>Tanga tonga
>>16632513it can be done
Seems like there are less virgins on /aspw/ lately.Honestly I have to say at least televised this is the most offense that tama has gotten on tv.
So Jimmy is back in action after like a month and change. Tonga will likely be next but Sneed will likely be out for a good while
>>16632650loa tore his triceps, he's gone for a while
>>16632650Good. Fuck Sneed and fuck anyone who likes Sneed
worlds worst splash from the jimster
i need to see jacob vs penta
Sami wasn't legal! Interrupting the pin like that isn't fair!
jacob fatu doing tiff's finisher is so funny
Jacob is a fucking crazy
Wait, Tiffy and Fatu have the same finisher?
moonsault is such a dimes move
Jimmy scared to do the splash </3
>jimmy does shitty splash>fatu shows him how to do a proper onekek
>>16632655I hope you get hit with 6 tsunamis
That splash was awful
Jacob Fatu's prettiest moonsault
>>16632664>>16632666need a backstage segment where he screams in her face that his moonsault is prettier
THAT'S GOTTA BE DREW
BASED DREW
Shoot impressed at Fatu's moonsault
DREW
jacob has the best drop in the biz
LMAO KWAB
ILOVE YOUSOLO
WATCH AEW
>>16632692its really good, nia has a good one too. its one of those moves that look better if youre fat
I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
he slays WHAT?!
drew
>Jacob got people screaming I love you SoloBased
SECOND JEW REFERENCE
Drew literally came out like 2K24 match interference lol
old man michael cole sounds tired
>drew has that line about paying jews in the first promo>he comes out and cole starts talking about slaying jews
>Solo saving FatuPoetry
jacob FATu doing tiff's finisher better is so funny
>>16632721glad somebody else noticed it too kek
How was the match? I spaced out after Tiffy won the belt
>>16632664the setup is different
>>16632721he said dues
>>16632726HOW does he do itI don't understandhe weights x6 her weight
haha okay guys but where is blair davenport
>>16632760Not enough time
>>16632767tiffy time
>>16632745men are just better than women if they put the time in, whatever it is, mathematics, acrobatics, you name it
>>16632643Da cutie pie is a COCONUT pie?? Wtf
>>16633784what did you think she was NIGGA?
>>16633884Italian maybe idfk not that
>>16633884Please don't use that n-word here chud.
>>16632436they're a very movement kinetic people
