>be me >lurking on /pw/ >see some idiot talking about high-flyers and "technical" wrestling >laughingintomyself.jpg >they have NO idea what real wrestling is >real wrestling is BIG DADDY >THE British wrestling icon, the king of the ring, the TRUE champion >his mere presence in the ring sent chills down the spine of his opponents >don't believe me? >his BODYSLAM was LEGENDARY >literally shook the earth beneath his feet and killed a guy with it>was WORLD CHAMPION for DECADES>no one dared challenge him without getting squashed >anyone who stepped in the ring with Big Daddy knew they were gonna get HUMILIATED >even legends like KENDO NAGASAKI feared him >remember that match with JIMMY SAVILE? >Big Daddy put the entire wrestling world on NOTICE >one look at his face and you KNEW he was the top dog >no flashy moves, no flips, just raw POWER and DOMINANCE >didn't need a gimmick, he *was* the gimmick >only man to make a *four-minute squash match* feel like a 5-star classic >Big Daddy's ratings were through the ROOF, more popular than HOGAN in his prime in the UK >Big Daddy never needed a ladder match to prove he was king >earned SHILLINGS like no other wrestler before or after >even the most hardened wrestlers respected him >all your indie "heroes" can keep doing their flips, but they will NEVER touch the legacy of Big Daddy >he didn’t just wrestle for the belt, he was the BELT >if you think you know real wrestling, you don’t >because Big Daddy *is* wrestling
big daddy.. i kneel
>>16637047*roof comes off the place*
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