Why hasn't there been a serious effort to organize a gaming stream where pee-dub anons can get together and book and sim shows? /pw/ should host a FirePro or other wrestling game show. We should design logos, championships, weekly shows leading into monthly pay-per-views, a few tournaments sprinkled throughout the year and create and submit our own wrestlers. It would be a constructive and creative way to channel the boards retardation and autism. I say we go full balls deep into it. We can call the show Monday Night Planet Retard or Thursday Night Ding-Dong-Diddly. The naming convention threads for shows alone would be fucking hilarious. We could create custom rosters both of original and actual wrestlers, book them and pit them against each other in fantasy feuds. We can crown board champions. We can create huge factions. The memes would be off the chart.I'm just throwing it out there and probably will have to keep doing it so it gains traction, but I say if we're going to bicker and bitch at each other over the booking decisions of millionaires and CEO's, then we can throw our own two cents into the hat and book our own fucking wrestling show and entertain ourselves. There's gotta be someone out there willing to host such a shitshow and stream it on here for everyone is all I'm saying. I just feel that if we knuckled down and put our heads together, we can have our own show and something truly great to look forward to every week of our own making. The dimes would be off the charts.We can do this.
>>16640631Too busy gettin pussy to waste time on that faggot shit
i'm too old for gaming anon
>>16640631I barely have enough time to book my own Journey of Wrestling e-fed. Sorry
>>16640631Video games are for nerds.
>>16640644You've never seen a vagina in your life and the longest you've ever lasted was the last 2 minutes you humped your pillow>i'm too old for gaming anonDory Funk Jr. had a death match in his 80s.>>16640658Mobile games are for trannies>>16640669says the frog poster.
>>16640757>Mobile game I play on my laptop.
>>16640957Even worse, anon. Get your shit together. C'mon...whassmattwitchu?
>>16640631/pw/ doesn't do anything creative
>>16640631oh you mean waifu wrestling alliance?
>>16640631I hate all E-drones and some AEWtists who posts on this board and refuse to be associated with them
>/pw/ Undisputed World Heavyweight Wrestling Championship-The boards world title. A 64-man league tournament crowns the inaugural champion and we go from there>/pw/ DIMES Champion: An openweight workhorse midcard title for those being groomed for the main event>/pw/ World Tag Team Championship: a belt for the best tag team>/pw/ Jabroniweight/Tag Championship(s): for the junior heavyweight flippy shitters and cruiserweights that can cruiser-WAIT, brother.>/pw/ Hardcore titleOne show a week, one ppv a month, five matches for the weekly shows, 8-10 for the major ones. Pre-show booking period is two hours to hammer out the cards. We'll even host a Kevin Nash's Anus Memorial Commemorative Tournament at least once a in the summer
I can host a stream on kick if you guys want
>>16641365it's funny how close to reality your webm is
>>16640631it's unironically a great idea anon get it going
this board is about cuckoldry and interracial sex
>>16641365But what's the minimum bar for participation? Base game?
With a weekly wrestling sim stream, I suggest we simply follow and rebrand the early 2000's ppv schedule and just revamp it. We have a yearly supercard that wraps up that years feuds and storylines and sets up others, we have a show the following month for rematches, we host a tournament that sets up the main event for that summers supercard, we have whole events that cater to the lucha bro's and the flippyshitters, one for the hardcore deathmatch crowd. And if its FirePro, you know there is going to be some insane things because the creation community in that game is off the charts. I can only imagine some of the insanity some of these cards could potentially have, but I am confident that anything this board is able to shit out will be ten times more kino and draw more dimes than anything that is being put forth from the major promotions. We could live to see webm clips of Hogwheels vs. Wolfpedo soon if this takes off.
>>16640631it's only funny if you use this threat as the roster namers >>16627693
>>16640631The truth is that I hate the people who post on this board.And I guarantee you most of them feel the same way.Socializing with the absolute troglodytes on this site is bad enough but I've never felt a temptation to hang out with them beyond this place.You really want to hang out with a bunch of people who think the Kevin Nash shit is the funniest thing ever, just constantly posting about black cocks?
>>16641436That's just it; I'm not sure and that's why I'm here trying to hammer out ideas by literally throwing this shit at the wall. I don't think we should just limit ourselves strictly to FirePro but there should be a set standard of parameters we all agree on. If those fags at New Legacy Inc can do it, we can too. We're ten times the promotion those shitters are.I think the whole thing kicks off by designing our own championship belt. The board's belt. The belt we can agree on is the true HEBBY-Q championship of ours, risen from and christened by the ashes of /asp/ and the tranny-piss greasy herpes-ridden shit covered ashes of /wooo/. A championship belt that symbolizes both our love and disdain for this business and into it, we are able to pour this boards cruelty, its malice, its ultimate desire to fit in, and its unending will to dominate autism itself: one world belt that rules it all. I can see shit flinging threads about booking title bout matches the likes of which an N.W.A. boardroom in the 80s would bow out of. The other midcard belt designs can come later; this one ought to be the priority. I'm mostly just throwing darts at at the wall here; arranging something such as this is somewhat technically over my head and out of my hands and I know that there is a genuine lack of cohesion and desire to cooperate on this board because lines are firmly drawn and apathy is firmly set in. I know that there can be fierce rivalries that can spawn out of that malaise that can be entertaining.I think the criteria should be that you should be able to create and submit a wrestler, moves stats and all, and either play him/her yourself if you can or just let it succumb to the whim of the computer via simulation. You should be able to submit your own versions of actual wrestlers as well. There should be a way for us to book it together, a voting process for who gets booked and in what match type and and we should be able to watch the results and archive them.
>>16641558No one is suggesting we hang out anywhere or with anyone or exchange birthday gifts. I'm not saying we all get together and smell what brand and flavour of sour unwashed ass we leave on chairs at independent shows. I'm suggesting we create our own wrestling simulation fed using FirePro or other games with an extensive creative suite. I'm suggesting we submit our own creations, book shows for them and real wrestlers, watch the sims on a weekly stream and laugh at the chaos. I know that there are a huge swath of anons here capable of being able to create cool logos and stages and creations and logical and illogical bookings. We're not socializing beyond shitposting and arguing over booking. And the Kevin Nash shit IS the funniest shit ever, and there can even be entire shows of 3-1 handicap matches between Nash and the New Day if we wanted. The truth is that webmbro? You know, the guy that comes every weekend and posts webms from the shows he watches and cuts them down into bite-sized clips for all of us to enjoy? He's literally the most based and best poster on this board PERIOD! He's got us all beat no matter what on virtue of his consistency, diligence and commitment to his cause. This board is absolute ass, but I think that we could definitely attempt to bring more of what that guy brings to the table. I would like to have one thread, just ONE thread, on a weekly and monthly basis here that I can come in and just watch some fucking wrestling. Even if I don't know or have caught up to the story or the reason why the match is happening, just something good to look forward to.
>>16641775>The truth is that webmbro? You know, the guy that comes every weekend and posts webms from the shows he watches and cuts them down into bite-sized clips for all of us to enjoy? He's literally the most based and best poster on this board PERIOD!Can't deny that
>Rakesh Kumar Orton vs. Janny Tranitor "The Tranny Janitor" for the DIMES Openweight Championship on Monday Night Ding-Dong-Diddly.
New pee-dub tag champs coming in, ya'urd?
>>16640631this would be fucking dimes, let's do it!
>>16640631cause I'm not paying 200 for a 78year old game, cause they're too jewish to bundle everything at a reasonable price
>In the 40's through the 80s, the NWA was booked by alcohol, floozies and cigars>In 80s through the 90s, WWF was booked by cocaine, steroids, snow cones and big black dildos>AEW today is booked by cocaine, tranny hormones, faggotry and Reddit>Monday Night KWAB on /pw/ is going to be booked by autism, chicken tendies, retardation, anti-socialization, proving we DO say that word around here, making fucking waves in the real world, watching wrestling matches where trannies ACK themselves, making fat joshi wrestlers hailing from the nearest brapbarn, cuckoldry, utter fucking nonsense and noncery, los flippy-shitterism, King's Road dropping you on your fucking neck and head and shoot fucking up your vertebrae matches, drawing all the fucking dimes, hosses vs. titans, technical wrestling marvels, hardcore wrestling spectaculars, daring and charismatic high flyers and the absolute best and most vile wrestling shit on the internet. This world has been awaiting a new class of wrestling. And we should be the ones to give it to them.
>/pw/ Championship match>Undertaker always wins, baby. MMMMMMM
>>16640631tech illiterate boomer board
Here's your world title match, bro.
>>16640631Why don’t you SHUT UP. Stop trying to expose the business and taking the profits. Go back to Redit, seriously.
>>16642423'fuck you on about, troonboy?
>/pw/ ChampionThere can only be one, brother.
Bump
>>16640644this. Videya is for children, faggots, nerds, and geriatrics, and paedo's
>>16640644Holy shit. Pussy is for boomers and faggots. Nice self own
>>16644951But enough about your family reunion.
It would work as a focal point for autism on the board. It won't work because of the lack of cohesion, coherence, and cooperation between anyone here and every event will just be named Nash 92 Live or King of the Bulba's: Back Alley Edition or other assorted gay faggotry shit like that. It would work as a means for bragging rights.It won't work because it would devolve into board-breaking and stalling arguments.It would work because /pw/ would hone and fashion for itself a dream roster mixing original creations and legends and stars of today. It won't work because of the infighting of booking and who gets what title shot and why.It would probably denigrate into another go nowhere clusterfuck that fizzles out because nothing can be agreed upon and nothing gets done but it would probably be a glorious shitshow in the execution of it.
/pw/ inaugural starting line-up vidya stream roster:>Kenny Omega>Will Osprey>Jay White>AJ Styles>Stan Hansen>Vader>Prince Devitt>Andre the Giant>Ricochet>Hulk Hogan>Bruiser Brody>Tiger Mask>Bam-Bam Bigelow>Chris Jericho>Jon Moxley>DDP>Goldberg>RVD>Daniel Bryan>Taka Michinoku>Eddie Guerrero>Chris Benoit>Raven>Kazuichka Okada>Samoa Joe>Rey Mysterio>Edge>Christian>Matt Hardy>Jeff HardyDimes drawn.
We couldn't even have a video game for wrestlemania except one year
>>16641009Journey of Wrestling is the best booking simulator I've ever played. You can basically do anything you want, any era, any roster. What's your problem?
>>16640669so is rasslin
>>16647550If pigwheels isn't in the lineup it's bullshit
>Why hasn't there been a serious effort to organize a gaming stream where pee-dub anons can get together and book and sim shows?/pw/ had an e-fed that used games to simulate matches and everyone sperged out until it was kicked off the board
