kek WWE fucking sucks. I thought Timmy Strapon was supposed to be an elite level worker? Guess not. LMAO!
triple nose cant book anyone with actual personality
Meanwhile in real wrestling companies....
>>16651552Fucking GRIM
>>16651552Why do people think cage match ratings or Dave's star ratings actually matter?
>>16651561Not Triple Nose's fault Timmy is a dog water worker. He sucks and can't wrestle like most pigs in the e-slop hog shop.
She’s a draw
>>16651575Kek this classic cope. Sorry your matches stink, lil bro. You would be signing a different tune if they were getting high votes. >>16651582He's a terrible wrestler and an ugly man.
>>16651575They reflect whether people generally enjoyed a match or not. That's it.Most WWE fans aren't watching it for matches. It's mostly irrelevant to WWE.But for those of us who watch wrestling because we like in-ring action, it's a useful tool. Not absolute or helpful for ranking things. But it is helpful for knowing what's generally considered worth checking out.
>AEWs biggest draws
>>16651619McDonalds sells more butgers than most but their food sucks. A lot of jeets, pedos, faggots, and retards watch WWE. Timmy still sucks. The match ratings don't lie.
why do you use the name strapon if you also say she is a tranny. you didn't think this through
>>16651552>>16651575You're both idiots. Womemes wrestling is garbage and only appeals to coomers.
>>16651582Why does she have a triple chin?
>>16651657Better example is Windows.Windows is the most common PC Operating System. Most computers come with it, its brand is well known, hard to escape it really. One of the most profitable products in the world.Only retards think Windows is better than Linux.
>>16651691Cope piggy. WWE sucks. >>16651678Timmy has a micro penis from all the hormones.
>>16651700oh so its an autism vs normal people kind of thing. got it
>>16651691You're as mistaken as you are braindamaged.Do you even watch wrestling bro?
>>16651700This.
>>16651702Found the retarded Windows user.Enjoy your ads, viruses, and spyware dipshit.
>>16651713hey bro can you list every roman emperor in order for me
>>16651725Changing the subject because you got btfo is fucking womanly.I accept your concession that you're full-on retarded.
>>16651733bazinga
normal people don't rate matches. thats something for the mentally ill to do
>>16651733>NO. YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT OPERATING SYSTEMS.You are seriously mind-blowingly retarded. I sincerely hope nobody has to interact with you in real life, and based off your activity on this board I don't think that's much of an issue.
e-drones seething extra hard in this thread
>>16651752>>16651770>>16651785holy melty dude
>>16651591the ultimate goal of wrestling is to make money, and for that you want the biggest draws. i dont see your point
>>16651794>>16651802okay make sure you start spacing out your posts samefagbro
>>16651804The ultimate goal of watching entertainment is to be entertained.Imagine valuing companies making money off of you over your own entertainment. What a cucked mark you are.
>>16651812Don't you guys regularly defend some billionaire's son very regularly to a concerning degree?
>>16651810Cope harder faggot
>>16651582>MITB cash inThat's "her" peak. Nothing "she" does will ever get as big of a cheap reaction as the cash in moment. Look at Rollins, Priest, Zigman, countless others
>>16651552Less than a 5 for the women's wargames is just straight up misogyny on top of the usual console warring. But God forbid you give an AEW match a low score or the mods will cry and delete your vote.
>>16651830Cope harder faggot
>>16651820Who's "you guys"?AEW is shittier than WWE. A lot of people like the matches better but I don't care for its style personally and the storylines are absolute cringy shit.
>>16651575It's literally all they have. No tv ratings, no ticket sales, zero mainstream impact. 'Fraid so.
>>16651853Look how hard you're seething, you can't even make a coherent point kek
>>16651552You seem obsessed with him. You might be gay.
>>16651867Inspect element very hard, I know
>>16651862And that's literally all that matters, you freak. Are you Nick Khan or something? Why should I as a fan care about any of that? I watch wreslting to be entertained by cool fights. YOu e-dtone cuckold. Timmy sucks and has bad matches. WWE sucks.
>>16651877meds schizo, take them
>>16651606>They reflect whether a handful of obese germans enjoyed a match or notWow, who gives a shit?Reviews like this were allowed to stay up after they started banning dissenting opinions, btw. Just to give you an idea of what they value over there.
>>16651888Why do you care so much about a site you claim not to give a shit about?Just ignore it if it doesn't reflect what you like. That's what I do with things I don't like, like WWE and AEW.I like watching matches and Cagematch is useful for weeding out bad matches from good ones.
>>16651657>>16651700I might respect these opinions if AEW maintained or gained followers, but it's ice cold even among the people that had been watching it since the start, to the point where a wrestling school is beating it in the ratings. Like, not even the people who it was geared towards think it's quality anymore.
>>16651888LMAO.
>>16651904AEW is real pro wrestling, lil bro. Stop humiliating yourself. Take off the cock cage and watch real wrestling and good matches.
>>16651901>thread is about cagematch>wh-why do you even care?Sorry, I'll respect trans rights next time.
>>16651904Like I said earlier in the thread, most people don't care about good matches or bad matches. They like sports entertainment stuff. WWE does sports entertainment stuff better than any other company.Why does people voting on what matches they like bother you if you don't really care about matches much in the first place? People are allowed to enjoy different things than you do.And I don't give a shit about AEW, I don't watch it.
>>16651921Nice diversion but you didn't answer the question.Why do you care? It's entirely irrelevant to WWE. Which, when it has good matches (and it does), gets high ratings on Cagematch for those matches.Why do WWE fans take everything as criticism? I've never seen people so butt hurt about other people enjoying different things than WWE fans do when it comes to wrestling.
>>16651918>AEW is real pro wrestling, lil bro
>>16651953More 5 star matches in one year than WWE has had in 50.
>>16651961The .webm you're replying to got 4 1/2 stars. I don't think that's a good barometer for taste.
>>16651882I'm sorry nobody watches your 5 star bangerinos lil bro
>>16651552>>16651564meanwhile in the real world https://x.com/WrestleFeatures/status/1875587348026528215porks my dude you are beyond pathetic
>>16651971Honest question: why does it bother you that people enjoy things that most people don't enjoy?Do you not understand that most people look down on WWE exactly the same way you look down on AEW and other companies.
>>16651931It's not a diversion. The thread is about cagematch, with OP flaunting the ratings. To go "well who gives a shit, why are you posting?" is a completely disingenuous nonstarter.More over, the point is that it's not just some good measure of what's quality and what's not when it's some autistic fansite that's gone out of its way to ban people with opposing opinions.I don't even necessarily disagree with most of the ratings OP posting since a lot of those are throwaway TV matches, but to keep bragging about Cagematch ratings, especially when the company's own fans stopped going to shows, is pathetic.
>>16651999You seem awfully worked about something that has zero influence on you or the company you like to watch, dude.Seek help, seriously.
>>16652012>congrats for [SEETHING CRYING AND SCREAMING]i know that already hogs by the way congrats on the dynasty flop
>>16651977Is that supposed to impress me? Check the ratings again, asshole. THousands agree that she's terrible. >>16651552
>>16651999OP was trolling and reactive posters got reeled in hook, line, and sinker.Cagematch likes Stratton. She has an 8.25 on there, which is an excellent rating. Her biggest matches have good ratings as well.I guess I don't see the point in getting worked up about a site for a thing that was intentionally cherrypicked for trolling purposes.
>>16652060more like hundreds , the whole gayew audience lmaoalso>>16652070even in cageshit she has a good score so cope and seethe wheels
>>16652094>even in cageshit she has a good score so cope and seethe wheelsThe fuck dude? You really need to work on your reading comprehension.You're seething so hard that you literally repeated the fucking point I was making. I literally typed out the words "Cagematch likes Stratton."
>>16651700holy fucking REDDIT
>>16652114Linux site newfag
>>16651552Was the Liv Morgan match really that bad
>>16652016I've been online a long time, and I'm being deathly serious when I say this: I can't think of a single time that someone has said "seek help" and not been a completely irredeemable fucking retarded little faggot mad that they're being destroyed in an argumentIt's literally every single time. Every single one. "Seek help", it's supposed to be this 2-word low-effort faggy incantation that insulates you from any and all further critical responses, because you declare victory no matter what happens next.No response? "haha you must have went to seek help"Off-topic response? Declare victory because they stopped debatingShort response? Declare victory because they're no longer embarrassing youLong response? Declare victory because they're "worked"/"angry" and "can't resist continuing the debate"Literal faggot retard shit and a cocksucker thing to do. Nobody who is actually standing on business, who has real opinions, who can defend what they're saying with reason and sources and intelligent information processing, will ever feel the need to stoop to telling someone "seek help" or "meds now" or similar gay nonsense. It has always been and will always be a bitch-made retard thing to do>Inb4 quote this entire post and respond only with "seek help". You're the reason 4chan can only get crypto scam and tranny onlyfans ads, you're purposely destroying this website because you hate that it has a right-wing/autist bent.
>>16652110i was using your pic as proof of the score never tried to refute you
>>16652133Dude, I ain't here to read your little essays.Holy complete and utter meltdown.
>>16652138I gotcha.
>>1665158220 years later and dronies still lose their minds over le heckin' cash-ins
>>16652133promo's good
>>16652148I direct your attention to >>16651552This entire thread is a meltdown because Stratton got more attention than both NJPW shows this weekend combined
Drones are in a tizzy because they know tomorrow their slop is getting broadcast to the world on Netflix and everyone finna be laughing at it
>>16652133he typed “seek help” because he was trying to piss you off and apparently it worked
>>16651606>all 10 people who still watch aew liked the matchesOH BOY YOU DONT SAY
>>16652192Not OP, but this thread is an obvious troll and too many people who should have known better took the bait.Which is why I pointed out that Cagematch *does* think Stratton is an elite-level worker. 8.25 for being in the business 3 years is phenomenal.OP's troll was easily shot down but people decided to bitch about Cagematch and people who use it instead.
hogs is losing his mind because he knows GAYEW keeps getting mogged and less and less people are caring about it
>>16652195If your usual response is 3 sentences and I can work you into posting a gif or "seek help", then I wonIf my usual response is 1 sentence and you can work me into posting 5+, then you wonNeither happened here, I'm doing what I usually do, unencumberedYou people are not my friends and you're definitely not my peers. 98% of you are not just beneath me, you're far beneath me. Imagine seeing someone running on a treadmill and pointing and laughing because they're sweating, while your fat ass is going in slow-motion on the elliptical. You don't have what it takes to do what I do, because you're an ineffectual coward who hides behind low effort meme phrases and zoomer canned responses. Afraid so.
>>16652289>>16652289When you're firing off entire essays in response to three sentences or single phrases, hate to break it to you dude but you've lost.Anyone who's actually been on the Internet as long as you claim to have been should know that.
>>16652205Not untrue, but it's bait for both sides. One side may think of themselves with the high ground, pointing and laughing while insulated from all criticism and rebuke, but they're really not. Anyone paying attention can see that AEW and NJPW aren't having a good week so far and the WWE Raw Netflix debut will be the talk going forward, not Omega's return, not Rated FTR, not ZSJ, Not Mercedes. Raw will take all the air out of the room and rightfully so.I can't feel bad for AEW fans because look how they conduct themselves. Punching up is still punching, you're still the aggressor, and you're still driving away potential fans with the shit attitude and undeserved cockiness. Remember that mass exodus to BlueSky, how did that work out for them? It's done nothing but make AEW's footprint on social media even lower. Well done!
>>16652343>Not untrue, but it's bait for both sides.Very true.Still, it surprises me that people think Cagematch hates WWE. The company's overall score is below 8 because, let's face it, it's had some questionable years but good matches and good wrestlers are given full credit for everything they do -- some of the highest rated people on the site are in WWE.
>>16652337It's not though, that's something only a zoomer (or a bitch) would argue. When your time online predates Twitter, when it includes bulletin boards/forums in particular, it was never about getting the last 3 words or posting a JPEG instead of sentences. It's always been about the complete fucking KO punch 3-4 paragraphs that the other person has no response to other than "fuck this I quit", "seek help", "waste of my time", or another bitch-made 2-5 word responseYou sitting here and doing 95% reading and 5% typing is reflective of who YOU are as a person. And me doing 60% reading and 40% typing is reflective of who I am. Do you see me typing lengthy responses in 15 threads today? No you don't. I focus on 1-2 threads, do what I need to do, and then I go on with my day. Seriously though, imagine just how much of a complete faggot you have to be to try to shame someone for putting in more than the usual minimum effort that /pw/ usually has to offer. Just shameful behavior.Just read this stuff: >>16652194In your mind, slop like this should be venerated for it's brevity, it's more important to proudly display your ignorance and ungottento-ness than to put in even a modicum of effort. Sad state of affairs and I can only hope you're just playing a character.
>>16652422I've been on the Internet since the mid 90s.It is as its always been.People back off after the 3 - 4 paragraphs because they got what they wanted out of you. An effort post out of you in reaction to a shit post on their behalf. Trust me, you could have the most perfect points ever committed to the web and you've still lost in that instance when A) the other person doesn't care and B) anyone reading doesn't care either.This is a fucking image board. More to the point, it's a fucking image board filled with trolls. When you respond to "seek help" with a multiple paragraph essay, you've lost.And for the record, *I* am the poster who said that to you. And I apologize because I thought we were bantering and apparently it got to you. Post here for fun. But realize there really is no winning arguments on 4chan because there's no one to keep score. Don't let stuff get under your skin. It's not worth it.
>>16652400Cagematch is known to rate individual wrestlers much higher than match scores. Go check out the Bischoff/MLW show and look at the poor ratings that workers like Mistico, Minoru, Kojima, Riddle and Dijak got. The marching orders were to give the show shit ratings no matter who was on the card so that's what the smark faithful did.The LOWEST rated MLW show of all time, really? No, not even close.Cagematch is full of spaz retards who can't control their emotions. 5 people gave the show a 0/10, the kind of rating that should be reserved for talents WALKING OUT of matches, convoluted screw-jobs, wrestlers attacking fans, and so on. None of that happened, it was just a show that mean ole Eric Bischoff was on so they're protest voting. These are people that should have their accounts suspended but they won't be, and they'll be free to vote 10/10 for the next Omega/Bucks/Hangman/Ospreay matches like nothing happened.The bitch ass Cagematch owner doesn't give a shit and won't intervene until it's an AEW show getting brigaded with low ratings. The entire website is compromised.
>>16652475Few tings1) You didn't say "seek help" to me because my reply was the 1st post I made on /pw/ today. I don't know how you didn't pick up on the fact I had a completely different posting style but alas2) If you came from the days of Bulletins with [quote][/quote] being standard, then you'd fully understand what it means to have a post history, to have threads that aren't archived for months/years, and for your embarrassment to be on full display weeks later when someone bumps a thread back to the top. Before 'reputation', before 'Liked by [list of names]', where it was just you and someone else duking it out, even if their response came a full day later, you just carried on where you left off. That's the real internet, not this no-username/no-flag/no-history/thread dies in 2 hrs bullshitYou post on /pw/ like someone who has frequented nothing but anonymous chans for the last 30+ years, which largely HAVE NOT been the norm. I post on /pw/ like someone who embraces user/post histories, 24+ hour response times and doesn't shy away from anything I said weeks/months/years ago. One of us has a behavior that reflects "trust me bro" 4chan permanence, one of us is much more reflective of users that didn't sit around worrying about being doxxed or screenshotted for Facebook/Twitter clout. Long responses aren't a problem or burdensome when you have 24+ hours to respond, they're only an issue when you're under the gun to respond in 1-2 hours else waive the white flag, which explains the buzzword responsesI argue because these are the positions I hold. It's disenchanting but not unsurprising that you believe I should cater my responses to reflect the audience that exists here, retard trolls, rather than the audience I would hope to attract, wrestling fans with something to say. Once again: I can only hope this isn't how you go about your normal life, catering to the lowest common denominator rather than seeking out interactions with those who match your energy
>>16651705Of course. Women can't wrestle. They move like they're underwater and botch all the time. Sure there are incredibly rare exceptions, but these just prove the rule. Performing obviously cooperative gymnastics spots with zero psychology is not wrestling.
>>16652576I'm not involved in this argument but I gotta do it to ya, fine speech.
>>16652576You're welcome to do stuff however you want. That's the fun of an anonymous board -- so long as it's not illegal, anything goes. Me, I make both effort posts around here and I make shit posts. I watch both companies off and on and watch Japanese stuff and I'll shit on all of it as occasion calls. I'm here to have fun; if I have something more important to say, I'll say it in places where my words stick. If I wanted a place with histories, 24+ hour response times, and permanence I'd post on Reddit. I do sincerely apologize if I got to you though. It's fun to get under people's skin in the moment but I honestly don't want to actually upset anyone. And I'm not saying you're legit upset or anything like that, just that I was mostly trying to have fun with ya. And I apologize in advance if it happens again.You strike me as alright and well-meaning, if a bit too well-meaning for this place. ;) Just try to have fun, fren.
>>16652590Nah, I've seen lots of women's matches that are as fast paced and well performed as men's matches. It's not just incredibly rare exceptions, we had a whole thread about it not too long ago and the only reason there weren't more matches on there was that there aren't always free links available.https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/16574595/I don't see how it's worse than 99% of men's wrestling today, tbqh.
>>16652591Thank you sir. It's easy to be jaded, it's hard to put in effort with no promise of reward.>>16652664It appears we both may have read each other wrong, we'll have to chalk that one up to board culture. I also am an appreciator of both effortposts and shitposts, but I'll admit some shit-comments do rub me the wrong way. I can't stand the typical 90+2 posting, but in Spanish or with another twist to it, I can't help but laugh. "Busca ayuda" wouldn't have elicited nearly the same diatribe.I can and do have fun here, or I wouldn't be here. It seems you are an overall positive contributor here so I salute you for that. Effort or Creativity, that's all I ask. We all have our off days, but if you're/we're going to be twats, let's put some stank on it. If /pw/ is going to be rebuilt, it'll be by well-intentioned people situationally pretending to be retarded, not by total retards being completely retarded.
>>16652828>It appears we both may have read each other wrong, we'll have to chalk that one up to board culture.It happens. I can admittedly be a bit of a shit at times. It's funny because I've gotten all sorts of three day bans around here while never having been banned any other site I frequent. Deservedly, most of the time - if not for the thing I was actually banned for, then for something else I knew I was doing.>It seems you are an overall positive contributor here so I salute you for that.I try. Now, whether the stuff I post that is to your liking... well, that's an entirely different subject. I ain't Nash Posting at least (hell, I was WCW all the way back in the day, and when you're NWO you're NWO 4-Lyfe brother).Anyways, you're alright in my book. I enjoy acting retarded around here so we'll probably butt heads again. Judging from your formatting and logical approach, I have a feeling you were the person I was debating the merits of Cagematch with a few nights/days ago (I leaned in full retard and bad faith on that one - again, all in good fun). So, it's bound to happen.
>everyone have a chill sunday>wheels is on a panic attack about raw's netflix debut why is this? is sthis because he has no legs thus this is his only way to cope?
>>16652903The only people on here I truly have heat with are those who seek arguments with people they KNOW won't fight back, but when someone like you or I come along, they hide behind short responses and run away. If you're afraid to let it all hang out with no post history or usernames, why even bother?Pareto principle would seem to apply, if not preponderance, I love 'avin a giggle. (Situational) Friend or (Occasional) Foe, I think we both want the same thing: grow the wrestling pie so there's more to go around for everyone, and even the twatwaffles among us have successful and highly-profitable promotions to root for.I look forward to both insulting you and calling you brilliant in the future!
>>16653012>I look forward to both insulting you and calling you brilliant in the future!Indeed, friend -- I look forward to both with you as well!And it's nice to be reminded that, despite all the shitposting around here, there are some very smart people who get it as well. Even on the other side of the arguments and trolling.Here's to the keks - 2025 is the year this board starts drawing the dimes!
kek wwe wrestling is so bad you have toi be a retard to watch this slop.
>>16651552no slidey
>>16651552sloppy shoppy
why cant good matches draw tho?
>>16651575Nobody outside of Dave does. Do you really think any of the dipfucks on this board aren't shitposting? Nobody cares, they just want to stir shit
>>16656365Pretty much.I often shitpost pushing CageMatch. It's good for finding new stuff but it isn't a measure of anything. Wrestling is subjective and it's just people's opinions.Pisses people off good though. Great trolling tool.
>>16656365kek this the new e-drone cope?>n-no even really cares! KWAB!
